Read The Laughing Corpse Online
Authors: Laurell K. Hamilton
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HE NEIGHBORHOOD WAS
older houses; fifties, forties. The lawns were dying to brown for lack of water. No sprinklers here. Flowers struggled to survive in beds close to the houses. Mostly petunias, geraniums, a few rosebushes. The streets were clean, neat, and one block over you could get yourself shot for wearing the wrong color of jacket.
Gang activity stopped at Señora Salvador's neighborhood. Even teenagers with automatic pistols fear things you can't stop with bullets no matter how good a shot you are. Silver-plated bullets will harm a vampire, but not kill it. It will kill a lycanthrope, but not a zombie. You can hack the damn things to pieces, and the disconnected body parts will crawl after you. I've seen it. It ain't pretty. The gangs leave the Señora's turf alone. No violence. It is a place of permanent truce.
There are stories of one Hispanic gang that thought it had protection against gris-gris. Some people say that the gang's ex-leader is still down in Dominga's basement, obeying an occasional order. He was great show-and-tell to any juvenile delinquents who got out of hand.
Personally, I had never seen her raise a zombie. But then I'd never seen her call the snakes either. I'd just as soon keep it that way.
Señora Salvador's two-story house is on about a half acre of land. A nice roomy yard. Bright red geraniums flamed against the whitewashed
walls. Red and white, blood and bone. I was sure the symbolism was not lost on casual passersby. It certainly wasn't lost on me.
Manny parked his car in the driveway behind a cream-colored Impala. The two-car garage was painted white to match the house. There was a little girl of about five riding a tricycle furiously up and down the sidewalk. A slightly older pair of boys were sitting on the steps that led up to the porch. They stopped playing and looked at us.
A man stood on the porch behind them. He was wearing a shoulder holster over a sleeveless blue T-shirt. Sort of blatant. All he needed was a flashing neon sign that said “Bad Ass.”
There were chalk markings on the sidewalk. Pastel crosses and unreadable diagrams. It looked like a children's game, but it wasn't. Some devoted fans of the Señora had chalked designs of worship in front of her house. Stubs of candles had melted to lumps around the designs. The girl on the tricycle peddled back and forth over the designs. Normal, right?
I followed Manny over the sun-scorched lawn. The little girl on the tricycle was watching us now, small brown face unreadable.
Manny removed his sunglasses and smiled up at the man. “
Buenos dÃas
, Antonio. It has been a long time.”
“SÃ,”
Antonio said. His voice was low and sullen. His deeply tanned arms were crossed loosely over his chest. It put his right hand right next to his gun butt.
I used Manny's body to shield me from sight and casually put my hands close to my own gun. The Boy Scout motto, “Always be prepared.” Or was that the Marines?
“You've become a strong, handsome man,” Manny said.
“My grandmother says I must let you in,” Antonio said.
“She is a wise woman,” Manny said.
Antonio shrugged. “She is the Señora.” He peered around Manny at me. “Who is this?”
“Señorita Anita Blake.” Manny stepped back so I could move forward. I did, right hand loose on my waist like I had an attitude, but it was the closest I could stay to my gun.
Antonio looked down at me. His dark eyes were angry, but that was
all. He didn't have near the gaze of Harold Gaynor's bodyguards. I smiled. “Nice to meet you.”
He squinted at me suspiciously for a moment, then nodded. I continued to smile at him, and a slow smile spread over his face. He thought I was flirting with him. I let him think it.
He said something in Spanish. All I could do was smile and shake my head. He spoke softly, and there was a look in his dark eyes, a curve to his mouth. I didn't have to speak the language to know I was being propositioned. Or insulted.
Manny's neck was stiff, his face flushed. He said something from between clenched teeth.
It was Antonio's turn to flush. His hand started to go for his gun. I stepped up two steps, touching his wrist as if I didn't know what was going on. The tension in his arm was like a wire, straining.
I beamed up at him as I held his wrist. His eyes flicked from Manny to me, then the tension eased, but I didn't let go of his wrist until his arm fell to his side. He raised my hand to his lips, kissing it. His mouth lingered on the back of my hand, but his eyes stayed on Manny. Angry, rage-filled.
Antonio carried a gun, but he was an amateur. Amateurs with guns eventually get themselves killed. I wondered if Dominga Salvador knew that? She may have been a whiz at voodoo but I bet she didn't know much about guns, and what it took to use one on a regular basis. Whatever it took, Antonio didn't have it. He'd kill you all right. No sweat. But for the wrong reasons. Amateur's reasons. Of course, you'll be just as dead.
He guided me up on the porch beside him, still holding my hand. It was my left hand. He could hold that all day. “I must check you for weapons, Manuel.”
“I understand,” Manny said. He stepped up on the porch and Antonio stepped back, keeping room between them in case Manny jumped him. That left me with a clear shot of Antonio's back. Careless; under different circumstances, deadly.
He made Manny lean against the porch railing like a police frisk. Antonio knew what he was doing, but it was an angry search, lots of
quick jerky hand movements, as if just touching Manny's body enraged him. A lot of hate in old Tony.
It never occurred to him to pat me down for weapons. Tsk-tsk.
A second man came to the screen door. He was in his late forties, maybe. He was wearing a white undershirt with a plaid shirt unbuttoned over it. The sleeves were folded back as far as they'd go. Sweat stood out on his forehead. I was betting there was a gun at the small of his back. His black hair had a pure white streak just over the forehead. “What is taking so long, Antonio?” His voice was thick and held an accent.
“I searched him for weapons.”
The older man nodded. “She is ready to see you both.”
Antonio stood to one side, taking up his post on the porch once more. He made a kissing noise as I walked past. I felt Manny stiffen, but we made it into the living room without anyone getting shot. We were on a roll.
The living room was spacious, with a dining-room set taking up the left-hand side. There was a wall piano in the living room. I wondered who played. Antonio? Naw.
We followed the man through a short hallway into a roomy kitchen. Golden oblongs of sunshine lay heavy on a black and white tiled floor. The floor and kitchen were old, but the appliances were new. One of those deluxe refrigerators with an ice maker and water dispenser took up a hunk of the back wall. All the appliances were done in a pale yellow: Harvest Gold, Autumn Bronze.
Sitting at the kitchen table was a woman in her early sixties. Her thin brown face was seamed with a lot of smile lines. Pure white hair was done in a bun at the nape of her neck. She sat very straight in her chair, thin-boned hands folded on the tabletop. She looked terribly harmless. A nice old granny. If a quarter of what I'd heard about her was true, it was the greatest camouflage I'd ever seen.
She smiled and held out her hands. Manny stepped forward and took the offering, brushing his lips on her knuckles. “It is good to see you, Manuel.” Her voice was rich, a contralto with the velvet brush of an accent.
“And you, Dominga.” He released her hands and sat across from her.
Her quick black eyes flicked to me, still standing in the doorway. “So, Anita Blake, you have come to me at last.”
It was a strange thing to say. I glanced at Manny. He gave a shrug with his eyes. He didn't know what she meant either. Great. “I didn't know you were eagerly awaiting me, Señora.”
“I have heard stories of you,
chica
. Wondrous stories.” There was a hint in those black eyes, that smiling face, that was not harmless.
“Manny?” I asked.
“It wasn't me.”
“No, Manuel does not talk to me anymore. His little wife forbids it.” That last sentence was angry, bitter.
Oh, God. The most powerful voodoo priestess in the Midwest was acting like a scorned lover. Shit.
She turned those angry black eyes to me. “All who deal in vaudun come to Señora Salvador eventually.”
“I do not deal in vaudun.”
She laughed at that. All the lines in her face flowed into the laughter. “You raise the dead, the zombie, and you do not deal in vaudun. Oh,
chica
, that is funny.” Her voice sparkled with genuine amusement. So glad I could make her day.
“Dominga, I told you why we wished this meeting. I made it very clear . . .” Manny said.
She waved him to silence. “Oh, you were very careful on the phone, Manuel.” She leaned towards me. “He made it very clear that you were not here to participate in any of my pagan rituals.” The bitterness in her voice was sharp enough to choke on.
“Come here,
chica
,” she said. She held out one hand to me, not both. Was I supposed to kiss it as Manny had done. I didn't think I'd come to see the pope.
I realized then that I didn't want to touch her. She had done nothing wrong. Yet, the muscles in my shoulders were screaming with tension. I was afraid, and I didn't know why.
I stepped forward and took her hand, uncertain what to do with it. Her skin was warm and dry. She sort of lowered me to the chair closest to her, still holding my hand. She said something in her soft, deep voice.
I shook my head. “I'm sorry I don't understand Spanish.”
She touched my hair with her free hand. “Black hair like the wing of a crow. It does not come from any pale skin.”
“My mother was Mexican.”
“Yet you do not speak her tongue.”
She was still holding my hand, and I wanted it back. “She died when I was young. I was raised by my father's people.”
“I see.”
I pulled my hand free and instantly felt better. She had done nothing to me. Nothing. Why was I so damn jumpy? The man with the streaked hair had taken up a post behind the Señora. I could see him clearly. His hands were in plain sight. I could see the back door and the entrance to the kitchen. No one was sneaking up behind me. But the hair at the base of my skull was standing at attention.
I glanced at Manny, but he was staring at Dominga. His hands were gripped together on the tabletop so tightly that his knuckles were mottled.
I felt like someone at a foreign film festival without subtitles. I could sort of guess what was going on, but I wasn't sure I was right. The creeping skin on my neck told me some hocus-pocus was going on. Manny's reaction said that just maybe the hocus-pocus was meant for him.
Manny's shoulders slumped. His hands relaxed their awful tension. It was a visible release of some kind. Dominga smiled, a brilliant flash of teeth. “You could have been so powerful,
mi corazón
.”
“I did not want the power, Dominga,” he said.
I stared from one to the other, not exactly sure what had just happened. I wasn't sure I wanted to know. I was willing to believe that ignorance was bliss. It so often is.
She turned her quick black eyes to me. “And you,
chica
, do you want power?” The creeping sensation at the base of my skull spread over my body. It felt like insects marching on my skin. Shit.
“No.” A nice simple answer. Maybe I should try those more often.
“Perhaps not, but you will.”
I didn't like the way she said that. It was ridiculous to be sitting in a sunny kitchen at 7:28 in the morning, and be scared. But there it was. My gut was twitching with it.
She stared at me. Her eyes were just eyes. There was none of that seductive power of a vampire. They were just eyes, and yet . . . The hair on my neck tried to crawl down my spine. Goose bumps broke out on my body, a rush of prickling warmth. I licked my lips and stared at Dominga Salvador.
It was a slap of magic. She was testing me. I'd had it done before. People are so fascinated with what I do. Convinced that I know magic. I don't. I have an affinity with the dead. It's not the same.
I stared into her nearly black eyes and felt myself sway forward. It was like falling without movement. The world sort of swung for a moment, then steadied. Warmth burst out of my body, like a twisting rope of heat. It went outward to the old woman. It hit her solid, and I felt it like a jolt of electricity.
I stood up, gasping for air. “Shit!”
“Anita, are you all right?” Manny was standing now, too. He touched my arm gently.
“I'm not sure. What the hell did she do to me?”
“It is what you have done to me,
chica
,” Dominga said. She looked a little pale around the edges. Sweat beaded on her forehead.
The man stood away from the wall, his hands loose and ready. “No,” Dominga said, “Enzo, I am all right.” Her voice was breathy as if she had been running.
I stayed standing. I wanted to go home now, please.
“We did not come here for games, Dominga,” Manny said. His voice had deepened with anger and, I think, fear. I agreed with that last emotion.
“It is not a game, Manuel. Have you forgotten everything I taught you. Everything you were?”
“I have forgotten nothing, but I did not bring her here to be harmed.”
“Whether she is harmed or not is up to her,
mi corazón
.”
I didn't much like that last part. “You're not going to help us. You're just going to play cat and mouse. Well, this mouse is leaving.” I turned to leave, keeping a watchful eye on Enzo. He wasn't an amateur.
“Don't you wish to find the little boy that Manny said was taken? Three years old, very young to be in the hands of the bokor.”
It stopped me. She knew it would. Damn her. “What is a bokor?”