Read The Grimm Diaries Prequels Volume 15 - 18 Online
Authors: Cameron Jace
"Can you do that dance in
front of the queen?" he asked.
The Puppet Master took my
three-finger hand and shook it.
Sadly, ironically, and most
unexplainable, no one wanted to buy me.
Yes, I heard my master say
that he'd never heard of the Piper before.
Are you starting to feel my
nerves and anger rising? Don't say I haven't warned you.
It really felt good. A devil
needs to flush away all the anger once in a while.
That's when the queen's
audience began wondering if something was slightly off in the show.
Anyhow, someone knocked me on
my wooden head, and I felt birds circling me before I fainted.
"Master," he said,
talking to someone. "It's alive!"
So back to the suspense…me
laying on my back, tied to the bed, and being experimented on.
"You think this one will
work?" Igor asked Jacob.
"Does it talk?"
Jacob asked, with a pipe in his mouth. He looked like a Freud: he thought he
was.
"I do talk you miserable
human Minikins!" I shouted. "Now let me go. I need to find the
Piper."
"How is it that his face
is wooden and he is able to talk, master?" Igor asked Jacob.
"I have no idea."
“Jacob the pretentious,” poked my wooden face, and I spat on him.
"He is wild," Igor
chuckled. "I know he is made of wood, but I swear I saw him run like a
kangaroo."
Who hunts a whale for shrimp's
sake!
Why you would call a whale
“dick?” I don't want to even think bout it.
How haven't I thought of that
when I ruled Hell?
This man was on the verge of
becoming my idol.
The pirates hailed, happy they
had something to do for the day, and sailed to the ship.
"So you're the devil
himself?" Hook gulped, and laughed at me with his fellow pirates.
"I am," I pleaded.
"You have to believe me. Look at my horns," I took off my hat.
"I'm not a Rabbit,"
I explained. "I am a puppet. All wood," I knocked on my head.