The Corpse of St James's

Table of Contents

The Dorothy Martin Mysteries from Jeanne M. Dams

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Foreword

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

Chapter Twenty

Chapter Twenty-One

Chapter Twenty-Two

Chapter Twenty-Three

Chapter Twenty-Four

Chapter Twenty-Five

Chapter Twenty-Six

Chapter Twenty-Seven

Chapter Twenty-Eight

Chapter Twenty-Nine

Chapter Thirty

Chapter Thirty-One

Chapter Thirty-Two

Chapter Thirty-Three

Chapter Thirty-Four

THE BODY IN THE TRANSEPT

TROUBLE IN THE TOWN HALL

HOLY TERROR IN THE HEBRIDES

MALICE IN MINIATURE

THE VICTIM IN VICTORIA STATION

KILLING CASSIDY

TO PERISH IN PENZANCE

SINS OUT OF SCHOOL

WINTER OF DISCONTENT

A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT *

THE EVIL THAT MEN DO *

THE CORPSE OF ST JAMES'S *

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Dams, Jeanne M.

The corpse of St James's.

1. Martin, Dorothy (Fictitious character) – Fiction.

2. Detective and mystery stories.

I. Title

813.5'4-dc23

ISBN-13: 978-1-78010-295-5 (Epub)

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ISBN-13: 978-1-84751-440-0 (trade paper)

Except where actual historical events and characters are being described for the storyline of this novel, all situations in this publication are fictitious and any resemblance to living persons is purely coincidental.

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This book is dedicated to the memory of Christopher Dean, late chairman of the Dorothy L. Sayers Society and dear friend. Without his help many of my books could not have been written. He and his delightful wife Christine provided me, over the years, with counsel on everything from British English to Buckingham Palace protocol, and with gracious hospitality whenever I visited the UK. I will miss him more than I can say.

Dorothy L. Sayers described her final novel,
Busman's Honeymoon
, as a ‘love story with detective interruptions'. This book might also be described in those terms, but in this case the beloved is London, city of my dreams. My love affair with London goes back more years than I care to say, dating back to when my parents took me there as a gift upon my graduation from college. I fell in love on the spot and have never changed my mind. So if there's rather a lot of travelogue interspersed with a bit of murder here and there, don't say you haven't been warned.

‘A
nd this is the celebrated Bloody Tower, where they say the Princes in the Tower were murdered by their wicked uncle, King Richard the Third.'

I must have made a face or some sort of protesting noise, because the Beefeater turned to me with an amused expression. ‘Ah,' he said, ‘there's a lady who doesn't believe it. Been doing some reading, have you, madam?'

‘
Daughter of Time
,' I murmured. ‘A very persuasive argument.'

‘So I've heard. I don't suppose we'll ever know the truth of it, will we? Now on your left—'

‘What are you talking about?' asked one of my guests in a whisper.

‘Tell you later. We mustn't be rude to our guide.'

I was touring the Tower of London for the umpteenth time, shepherding two visiting Americans, house guests of my good friends the Andersons. Tom and Lynn had another obligation that day and had been grateful when I offered to play hostess and show them some of the obligatory sights of London.

‘My dear, you are a
saint
!' Lynn had said. ‘You'll be bored to tears. All those appalling tourist attractions!'

‘Not I. I'm besotted with English history and English royalty, as you very well know. Besides, when you're tired of London—'

‘You're tired of life. Thank you, Samuel Johnson.'

It was quite true, though. Yes, London is dirty and noisy. Yes, it's full of foreigners. You can hear virtually every language known to man as you walk its crowded streets or negotiate its old and inconvenient railway stations. But the great old grey city teems with life, and for those with eyes to see, and even a modicum of appreciation for history, there's a new delight around every corner. There's the pub where the aforementioned Johnson used to take his ale of an evening and propound, Boswell faithfully taking down every word (or inventing them, as I've often suspected). There's the house where Charles Dickens once lived, and over there Robert Browning, and there Dorothy L. Sayers. In some neighbourhoods the blue memorial plaques decorate nearly every wall. In that hospital, inside
those very walls
, Florence Nightingale tried against formidable odds to elevate nursing to an honourable profession. Over there is the tiny museum devoted to the history of Judaism in England, and there the huge Museum of London. And when you're tired of looking and walking, and your sense of awe is sated, you're only a few steps away from a café where you can get lovely tea and cakes, or a pub where you can get an even lovelier pint.

So even though, nowadays, the café might be operated by Starbucks, and the pub might have Budweiser on offer, I still adore London, and I truly love showing people around what I've come to think of as ‘my' London.

It isn't, of course, possible to cover everything in a short time. Unlike the sailors in
On the Town
, who tried to see all of New York ‘in just one day', when one day is all the time I'm given, I stick to the royal tour. Show me an American who isn't fascinated by the House of Windsor, especially since William and Kate's wedding, and I'll show you an American who isn't planning to visit England anyway.

I should perhaps explain myself. My name is Dorothy Martin and I'm an American, born and raised in Indiana, who lived my whole life there until the death of my first husband. We had planned to move to England when he retired, having spent vacations in various parts of the country for many years. When Frank died, I was too numb to do anything but follow already-laid plans to move to the small cathedral city of Sherebury, and that opened up a new life for me. I've lived in Sherebury ever since, and have been happily married for some years to Alan Nesbitt, a retired chief constable and an utter dear.

My American friends visit us a good deal, as do friends of friends, so for first-time visitors I've worked out a route that covers in a day all the can't-miss London high spots. On pleasant days, if my guests are young and fit, we do most of it on foot. From Victoria Station it's an easy walk up Buckingham Palace Road to Birdcage Walk. (Birdcage Walk! I ask you. Who could fail to be enchanted by a street name like that?) That's where the Guards live, as in ‘Changing of the'. If it's a day for the ceremony, we stand there by the barracks fence and watch the Guards muster while the band plays. One gets a much better view of the pageantry there than at the palace gates, where the crowds are always about twenty deep.

Then back to Buckingham Palace for the tour, if I've been able to get tickets. The tours run from late July through September, and are well worth the stiffish admission price. Even if you've seen lots of stately homes, this one is super special. It is, after all, still a family home for perhaps the most famous family in the world. I doubt that a visitor has ever glimpsed the Queen whisking out of sight at the end of a corridor, but one lives in hope!

After the palace tour, and perhaps a break for tea or a pint, we walk back up Birdcage Walk, with St James's Park on one side (if we're lucky, we see a pelican or two) and find ourselves in Parliament Square, with its statue of, among others, Abraham Lincoln. That always amazes American visitors, and touches most of them deeply. Myself, I have to blink away tears. But that's often a problem for me in this part of London. Here, just a few feet away, is Westminster Abbey, burial or memorial site for countless people whose lives have profoundly affected mine. One can't move inside without stepping on the grave of someone breathtakingly famous. Charles Dickens, Jane Austen, the Brontës, Benjamin Britten, Winston Churchill. Chaucer, for Pete's sake! There's even a statue of Martin Luther King, Jr, right there on the west front of the Abbey.

And just over there, looming ahead, golden in the sunshine, are the Houses of Parliament. Never mind that it's a Victorian structure, a replacement for the old Palace of Westminster that was destroyed by fire. It still represents the foundation of my own democracy, the idea of government by elected representatives, and I get teary again whenever I see it.

I guess I'm just sentimental. I cry at parades, too, and my throat tightens so much I can't sing some patriotic songs.

Having looked over the Abbey and gazed in awe at Big Ben, if we haven't worn ourselves out touring the palace we then head for the culmination of the day, the Tower of London. It's much too far to walk, so we have our choice of the Tube, a riverboat if a convenient one is leaving about then, or a cab. I leave the decision to my guests, who may or may not be adventurous. My own choice would always be a tour boat, because London seen from the river is quite different from London seen from the streets, and the Thames is after all the way royal prisoners were taken to the Tower . . .

There I go again, caught up in history.

The weather on this early September day was not very pleasant. Although no actual rain was falling, something between a heavy mist and a fine drizzle hung in the air. The English call it a mizzle, a word which, with its echoes of ‘miserable', I find quite appropriate. We opted for a cab, to heck with the expense. My tourists were inclined to be grumpy about the dampness, but I pointed out brightly that the weather kept the crowds down, and we'd have a much better chance of seeing the Crown Jewels without waiting in a long queue. That cheered them up a bit. I think their feet were hurting them. I know mine were beginning to complain.

However, Alice and Joe were troupers, and at their first sight of a Beefeater they forgot about the weather.

‘My gosh!' said Alice in a stage whisper. ‘Do they dress like that all the time? I've seen pictures, but I thought it was just fancy dress for special occasions.'