The Adults (29 page)

I drank two martinis before I could even feel them bubble down my throat and got drunk fairly quickly. I thought Ester was overdressed too, but she said this was impossible. She said that earlier we walked by a water fountain that was lined in golden horses, and being overdressed in front of golden horses in Prague was like being too prepared for the SAT.

“It’s like wearing too much black to a funeral,” I said.

“You can’t wear too much black to a funeral,” she said, like she was the authority on blackness and funerals.

“Yes you can,” I said. “I’ve
seen
it.”

Ester asked me if I was going to be protagonistic all night.

“You mean antagonistic,” I said.

“See?” she said.

At the bar, I started talking to two Americans named Craig and Vince. Craig and Vince were in Prague on a business trip and they missed America. They worked with Nestlé. Craig handled the accounts and Vince handled negotiations. They hated cookies and they hated negotiations about cookies and they hated Prague, they said. Too many fucking cafés with too many cookies. Too many fucking places to sit down. Encourages nothing. What if they didn’t want to sit down? And how the fuck do you say “cheese” here?

“
Sýr
,” I said.

“That’s ridiculous,” Craig said. Craig and Vince were hot all the time, like sweaty, they said, in the armpits especially, and everyone smelled like rotten cauliflower, and did we notice how the wine seemed watered down, like it was just another form of juice?

“You’re drowning in specificity,” I said. I had heard a tall blond woman make that comment about an exhibit at the Kafka Museum; she leaned into an older man’s shoulder and said, “Frederick, this man was drowning in his own specificity.”

Ester laughed. Ester was getting drunk as well.

We had been drinking for over an hour now and no sign of Jonathan. “Well,” Ester said. “Who knows why men do what they do.”

“He didn’t change his mind,” I said. “He’s coming.”

“Right,” she said. “He is coming. Like my ex-husband is coming. Any second now, he’s going to appear. White horse. Giddy up. Bullshit.”

She told me that if her husband hadn’t left her for being gay, he would have left her cleft chin.

“He didn’t like my cleft chin,” she said. “I said, ‘I always
had
a cleft chin. I had a cleft chin when I married you, asshole.’”

I took a sip of my drink.

“He said, ‘Doesn’t that make it more upsetting or something?’”

Ester told me that he was concerned she would mother children with a million little cleft chins. That they would run around town and look like Harvey Birdman’s offspring. “I don’t even know what that means,” she said. “Who is Harvey Birdman? Am I supposed to know who that is?”

“He’s a cartoon,” I said.

“You kids,” Ester said. “You and Laura, always running around talking about shit I know nothing about. I’m sick of it.”

“Well, we’re sick of you,” I said. “You and my father always running off to the opera. Always eating
gelato
. What’s wrong with ice cream? Do you two ever listen to
music
?”

Ester laughed hysterically. “You’re funny,” she said. “You’re just like your father.”

I smiled.

“Not like Laura,” she said. “Don’t you think? She’s so different.”

“What do you mean?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” she said. “She’s just different from you guys.”

“Different how?”

“She says strange things,” Ester said.

“Well, she’s eight.”

“And her widow’s peak,” Ester said. “It’s pretty distinctive, don’t you think?”

Laura had an incredibly severe widow’s peak. That was why she looked so much more like Mark. My father didn’t have a widow’s peak, and neither did I. But Mr. Resnick did. He had a very severe widow’s peak and I knew that because at a party when I was little he had come over to me and said, “Quick! A widow’s peak, or a man’s peak?”

“What’s a widow’s peak?” I asked.

He pointed to his. “
A man’s peak
. Got it from my father. Not the only thing I got either. And I did my duty and gave it to Mark. It’s the Resnick Peak, passed down through generations of us.”

“She’s not his daughter,” I said aloud to Ester. “Laura is not my father’s daughter.”

Ester paused midmartini.

“You mean it’s true?” I asked, not really believing my own theory.

She shifted her weight a few times in the chair before she began talking again.

“Please don’t tell your father I told you,” Ester begged. “He would kill me.”

She told me that, at first, when Mrs. Resnick announced she was pregnant, my father had assumed it was his. But they had a DNA test done because my father wanted to be sure, and he was right for doing so—it wasn’t my father’s. But Mrs. Resnick was a wreck. Mr. Resnick had just killed himself, and she couldn’t find the will to brush her teeth anymore, let alone raise a child with a dead father.

“She didn’t have enough money,” Ester said. “Not to raise Laura like she wanted to. So she guilt-tripped your father into fathering her.”

“How?”

“She cried, banged her head against the bathtub, apparently.”

Mrs. Resnick told my father he had to claim Laura as his, said he couldn’t leave her alone like that, but my father said he couldn’t lie to a child for the whole of her life. Then, Mrs. Resnick had looked my father in the eye and said, “We killed her father, Victor. We killed him. Now you need to be her new father.” And he agreed, just like that.

“And my father told you all of this?” I asked.

“Yes,” she said.

“That doesn’t sound like him,” I said. “Are you saying this just because you don’t like Laura?”

“No,” she said. “It’s the truth. And I like Laura.”

I felt sick.

“You can’t say anything, Emily. This is a secret. This is serious stuff.”

My tongue was damp and thick. “Are you okay?” Ester asked.

I went outside. I looked for Jonathan down the street. He’s coming, I thought. Heads everywhere, but none of them Jonathan’s. I went back inside and had the bartender call his hotel room. I listened to the phone ring. I went to the bathroom to splash water on my face, then looked in the mirror, and just like that, I was alone again.

E
uropean interiors,” Krištof said during our first class of European Interiors I, “advanced with the help of royalty.”

“That is why Europeans trust their tastes,” he explained, “while the Americans are always wasting everybody’s time just trying to identify good taste.” Europeans knew how to create their own private style, while Americans followed the latest trend. “Even if it meant lining your couch with baby’s foreskin,” Krištof said, and the class laughed.

My father the atheist, my father the capitalist, my father the man who was never trying to prove anything. I was often amazed at how little he tried to prove. He never hung paintings unless Ester made him. Ester said he didn’t even have a mirror until she moved in. His curtains were dark brown, and he had curtains only because he couldn’t sleep with the faintest hint of light. He never cleaned, and never defended the filthy apartment when we had guests (which was rare), not the way everyone else I knew always said, “Excuse the apartment, I’m in the middle of something.” Once, I told him living there was like living inside a cardboard box with running faucets. “I left everything I loved about the inside of a home in America,” he said in return.

“That’s sad,” I said.

In Prague, my father sat on chairs and read the paper in another language and never tried to defend anything. He never said, “Your mother, Emily, she was just too much.” He never tried to prove that Laura wasn’t his. Instead, he bought her pets and sent her to a horse camp last summer. He was very settled in his late fifties, comfortable in a chair he didn’t care about. Resigned to a certain solitude. My mother had been wrong. He didn’t need ivory elephants lining his desk or Italian vases on his dining room tables.

“What can you do with a pigeon?” my father asked. It was Wednesday. I hadn’t heard from Jonathan in two days. We were at Findi, but I couldn’t eat, couldn’t think.

“Feed it,” I said.

“Put it in the mailbox.”

“Paint its wings.”

“Follow it to the park.”

“Say, ‘Hello, sir, please don’t shit on me,’ to it.”

“That one doesn’t work,” he said. “You can say, ‘Hello, sir, please don’t shit on me,’ to anything.”

“You can put anything in a mailbox.”

“Certainly not. Not a tiger. Not a hot air balloon.”

The couple next to us was loud, laughing. It felt like at any second, the wine could spill and we could start fighting. At any second, one of us could say something stupid, and anything could happen.

“I don’t think it’s going to work out,” my father said. My father was light, airy, twirling his linguini on his fork.

“Huh?” I asked.

“Me and Ester.”

“What do you mean?” I said, and I almost dropped my fork. I never saw anything that I was supposed to see, headed straight for me, and for some reason, my first tendency was to release my grip.

I had come to develop affection for Ester. Sometimes, she felt like a sister. A sister who was sleeping with my father, I suppose, but a woman who sat on balconies with me and laughed about the way my father shouted out “Groovy!” in his sleep.

“She’s just,” he said, and paused. “Not for me.”

“Who is for you, Dad?”

“I don’t know,” he said.

“You can’t run around by yourself forever,” I said.

“As a matter of fact, you can.”

“Dad.”

“I don’t need anyone, Emily. Why does anyone need anyone? I’ve always been on my own, and I’ll die on my own.”

“Don’t talk like that.”

“Talk like what?” he said. “It’s the truth. You’re not a little girl anymore. Time you face the facts. Your father is a loner. Your father just likes to be alone. Too much company creates too much fuss.”

“You like the fuss,” I said. “You like the wine and the chatter about fixing the coffeepot when it breaks. The fuss is annoying and who wants to argue about a painting or why the coffeepot is leaking water, but it’s fuss and fuss is just what we do, right?”

“Truth is,” my father said, “there’s just too much. There’s you, your mother, there’s Laura, there’s Mrs. Resnick. There’s the dog. I just can’t get involved in another commitment at this point.”

“Drop Laura,” I said, and as soon as I said it, I was horrified. But I couldn’t stop. “We both know she’s not yours.”

“Emily,” he said, “I don’t like it when you’re cruel like this.”

“I’m sorry,” I said.

I didn’t necessarily want to prove that Laura wasn’t his daughter, it was just that I couldn’t stand not knowing.

“I wasn’t around enough for you, Emily,” my father said. “I wasn’t. And I’m sorry for that. Sometimes I feel like I know exactly who you are, and sometimes, I confess, I have no idea. But I do feel we are close in our own way, and I feel that I have the right to ask you about that man in our apartment, your teacher from high school.”

“Jonathan,” I said.

“Okay then,” my father said. “Jonathan. Tell me about
Jonathan
.”

“He’s my boyfriend,” I said, and I felt foolish calling him my boyfriend for some reason. I’m not sure why other than the fact that Jonathan would not have described himself this way, if he were there to do so.

“What do you mean he is your
boyfriend
?” he asked. “He was your teacher for Christ’s sake.”

I chewed on my pasta. My father leaned forward over the candle and hushed his voice.

“Did he ever touch you while you were his student?” my father asked.

“Jesus, Dad,” I said, wiping my mouth.

“Well I’m sorry if this is embarrassing for you, Emily, but it’s an important question. The only question somebody in my position should ask.”

“Somebody in your position?” I asked. “You mean, the position of being my father? It’s not a job, Dad.”

“I realize that, Emily.”

He sighed. He took a sip of wine.

“I’ve spared you a lot of questions,” I said. “I wish you would spare me this one. Just this one.”

“You don’t need to spare me anything, Emily,” he said. “I am your father. If you have something to ask me, then ask it.”

“Okay,” I said. “How do you know Laura is your daughter?”

“We’ve been through this,” he said, which meant, he had been through this—with my mother.

“You took a blood test?”

“I just
know
.”

“But how?”

“You want to know the truth?” he asked.

What else would I want?

“Because Tom, Mr. Resnick, didn’t sleep with her for years,” he said. “That’s how I know. He couldn’t. He couldn’t have sex.”

I stared at him.

“He was a wobbler,” my father said, and at first I was horrified because a wobbler sounded like the name for a man who couldn’t have sex, a man whose penis was too unstable to be inserted. “He was a
wobbler
,” Janice would have said, and rolled her eyes. But my father explained he had taken this antibiotic that ended up destroying the part of his ear that controlled his balance. It happened to a lot of people right after the drug came out. He had increased difficulty walking or standing up for long periods of time. A wobbler. Wobblers often did not attend social functions or perform regular everyday tasks.

“Joan started calling me during the worst of his condition, when he could hardly stand up. He would fall down the stairs sometimes, you know.”

“Why did she call you?”

“I don’t know,” he said. “Proximity. I guess she trusted me. We were neighbors, friends.”

“You wrote her checks for thousands of dollars,” I said.

“Tom lost his job,” he said. “They had no health insurance. They couldn’t afford all of the bills.”

“Did he know you were paying for all of this?” I asked.

“Yes, Emily,” he said.

“He
knew
?”

“Yes.”

“Is that why he killed himself?”

“I don’t know,” he said. “Who knows why anybody kills themselves?”

He was always so right, so dignified, so
the father
, and me,
always the daughter
. The waitress arrived with the check and this made us both feel grateful. My father thanked her, put his credit card in the book.