Sexy and Funny, Hilarious Erotic Romance Bundle (26 page)

“I’d say the same about you,” he said, those dazzling blue eyes roving down my body slowly, seeking every valley like a summer rainstorm.

“Adrian!” Shayla yelled, recognizing him at last.

He didn’t take his eyes off me. “That dress is the perfect color for you, isn’t it? Take off those sunglasses and let me see your pretty eyes.”

I snatched away the sunglasses and crossed my arms over my chest. “My eyes are up here. Stop eye-groping my peaches.”

Adrian chuckled, his chiseled cheeks taking on a rosy glow.

He said, “What are you up to these days? Are you just visiting, or did you never leave B-town?”

“I went away to college.”

Shayla snorted. “For one and a half semesters.”

I shot her a searing shut-up look. “At least mine’s paid off.”

“I’m a disappointment, too,” Adrian said, lowering his eyes, his long, fair eyelashes nearly brushing his cheeks. “I guess I should just come right out and admit the awful truth.”

Shayla was still rubbing her collarbone, angling her hips away from him but her toe pointing at him, as we’d practiced.

“You’re broke,” she said, leaning against the parking meter like it was a stripper pole. I wished I had Shayla’s body confidence, but all mine shoots out of my mouth.

“Yes, and I’m moving back in with my parents.” He put his fingers to his forehead, an embarrassed smirk on his lips. “So much for all my big city plans. I thought I had the world by the tail, but I made a few bad investments and then went double or nothing and came out with nothing. Real estate. May as well go to Vegas and play the roulette wheel.”

Shayla darted forward, smacking him on the broad chest with both hands. “Snap out of it! You’re the same age as us, and we’re all broke. I’ve never been to a party that wasn’t BYOB. You’re so freaking handsome now, so stop complaining! You used to be skinny and weird back in high school, and nobody but Peaches took much notice of you, but now you’re back, and look at you. You could be the mayor of Beaverdale, if you wanted.”

“The mayor,” I echoed, hoping he didn’t latch onto the beans Shayla spilled about my crush.

He fixed me with his sexy gaze, silently pumping me for details. Gah! He wouldn’t look away. He was smothering me.

I blurted out, “I didn’t think I’d ever see you again after graduation.”

He raised his eyebrows while frowning, making the isn’t-that-interesting face.

“I’m back in town, so you can see a lot of me,” he said. “As much as you can handle.”

“You’re too late!” Shayla squealed. “She’s already hooked up. You had your chance and—”

I clamped my hand over her mouth. Who was the one with the big mouth now?

“Still a bit drunk from last night,” I explained to Adrian.

“We should hang out,” he said. “All of us. Like old times.”

I gave Shayla a warning look and slowly removed my hand from her mouth.

She shook her head. “Maybe something good will happen for one of us soon, and we’ll have a house party. We live up on Lurch Street now.”

He licked his lips. “You both look… really good. I should have never left Beaverdale.”

“Hey, remember when you took me to Dolphin Falls?” she said to Adrian. “You tried to kiss me, but I was afraid of that gross lip ring you had.”

He snorted. “I didn’t try to kiss you, and you’re the one who wanted to go there and take yearbook photos of people in their cars.”

“Right,” she said sarcastically. “We only went there to—” she made air quotes “—take photos. I guess you’re still a big nerd after all, even with all that body on you.”

“Speaking of big nerds, whatever happened with you and Garret?”

She laughed. “Wouldn’t you like to know.”

This reunion was getting weird, so I stepped back, looking for an escape route. The sidewalk was all clear, so I grabbed Shayla by the arm and started dragging her away.

“See you around, Adrian!” I called over my shoulder.

“Nice to see you two!” he answered. “We should totally get together the old gang and have a five year reunion.”

I turned, still moving, and walked backwards as I waved.

He looked so cute, stuffing his hands in his pockets and shrugging up his shoulders.

I wanted to say something, so I opened my mouth and did: “Hey, Adrian Storm! Led Zeppelin still sucks!”

Shayla buried her face in her hands, shaking her head. “I swear, I cannot take you anywhere.”

“Sorry I dragged you away before you could throw your leg over his shoulder or whatever was next.”

“What are you talking about? I wouldn’t flirt with Adrian. As soon as I realized it was him, I backed way off.”

“Then why were you rubbing imaginary lotion all over your neck and baring it to him, flexing your seductive neck muscles like Dottie taught us?”

We got to her Rav and she clicked open the doors. “That wasn’t conscious, I swear. When I see a guy that hot, it just happens. My brain doesn’t work right.”

“You should look up his number and call him.” I slid into the passenger seat and put my sunglasses back on. “Don’t hold back on my account. He looks like he climbs mountains, with lesser men strapped to his back. He doesn’t want to date a little fat girl with a big mouth.”

Shayla held up one finger in warning. “Don’t you dare say the f-word about my best friend.”

“But I am fa—”

“Fabulous.” She threw the Rav into gear and lurched out of the parking spot like a madwoman. “Hangover helper? Name your poison.”

I thought for all of a full second. “It’s just fruit.”

“Yes, it’s just fruit.”

She cranked the wheel and whipped us around in a tight U-turn, so we were pointed in the direction of Chloe’s Pie Shack, located at the edge of town just off the highway.

Chloe’s Pie Shack had been Burt’s Burger Barn until a year ago, when Burt’s daughter Chloe took over and tried to class up the joint. The logo features a scrumptious slice of pie with the phrase ‘It’s just fruit’ written in cursive around a plate.

Despite the obvious benefits of having a restaurant specializing in fresh pie made from local Washington blueberries, the people of Beaverdale hadn’t taken the news well at all. They’d already lost the best Chinese food restaurant in town to a fire just months before, and they weren’t giving up their burgers without a fight.

Mayor Stephen Monroe, also known as Uncle Steve to me, passed an ordinance declaring the Burger Barn a heritage site. He decreed it of utmost importance to the value of the Town of Beaverdale that burgers continue to be served from the big, red barn at the entrance to town—burgers or nothing. And the sign for Burt’s Burger Barn, a neon wonder that could be seen for miles, wouldn’t be touched except for the purpose of restoration.

Burt’s daughter Chloe took the news in stride, thanks in no small part to the fourteen percent increase in business that came as a result of all the publicity. She added a second sign for the pies underneath the original one, expanded the barn with an all-glass addition plus a second entrance, and now we have hot burgers
and
warm pie. Who could ask for more in a town?

I did the sexy mermaid walk most of the way in to work Monday morning. I let my thighs rub merrily together, my knees drawn to each other like fridge magnets, my weight back over my heels so that ants could run parades under my relaxed toes.

Charm?

I checked out my reflection in store windows.

I had fucking capital-B Booty
and
Charm.

When I walked into Java Jones, Kirsten looked up from the cafe latte she was steaming and asked me if I had a bladder infection or something.

I took a wider stance and said, “Just trying to have more charm. Probably a lost cause.”

“You’re brimming with charm,” came a male voice from behind me. “Leave some for everyone else.”

I whirled around, expecting to see another regular customer.

Dalton Deangelo sat at a round cafe table, a laptop in front of him and a foamy cappuccino next to it.

He grinned, the dimple in his chin deepening. “Wait, what were we talking about? Line?” He looked left and right playfully. “I’m lousy when I go off-script.”

“What are you doing here?”

He pointed his thumb at the window behind him. “Waiting for that bookstore to open.”

I swore under my breath and turned back to the counter to place my order. Maybe if I ignored him, he’d go away.
Do not think about him putting his hand in your panties
, I told myself.

For the next few minutes as Kirsten made my mocha, I could think of nothing
but
Dalton’s hand in my panties, his fingers playing me like a harp. And his lips on my neck.

A flushing sensation began in my belly and seeped up to my neck, causing my skin to sweat all the way to the top of my head. I accepted my mocha, put on the lid, and attempted to get out the door without walking strangely. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember how to walk normally. Hopping on one foot would have been more natural than how I stomped out of the coffee shop.

Across the street, my hands shook as I attempted to get my key in the lock. It was like that moment in a horror movie where the idiot girl is trying to get away, but she’s trembling so bad she keeps dropping the keys.

I dropped the keys.

Dalton picked up the keys and handed them to me.

“I’m in town shooting a little indie movie,” he said.

I tried again with the keys, keeping my back to him. “How long?” I tried to sound casual, but it came out sounding like a squeaky gate.

Don’t think about his hand in your panties.

Dropped the keys again.

“Long enough to get bored and look for trouble,” he said.

“I’m sure trouble finds you easily enough on its own.”

He laughed, making me feel just comfortable enough to get the door open.

We stepped inside the shop and I ran to turn off the alarm. In the silence as I flipped on the lights, I could hear him breathe in deeply.

“Can’t beat that smell,” he said. “Heaven is a place on earth, and it’s a bookstore.”

“Why are you here? Isn’t shooting a movie kind of an all-day thing?”

“I’m not the only star of this one. The girl is the one with the big transformation. It’s very inspiring.”

I got myself behind the counter, where I felt more comfortable, half hidden.

“You’re not the star? Then why are you doing it?”

“Because I get to play a really complex character, and do some serious acting. I don’t mean to bite the hand that feeds me, but talking around prosthetic fangs is not the reason I… worked really hard to get into this business any way I could.”

“What’s the movie called?”

“The working title is
Waterfall
, but that’s not going to be the final title. You’ve probably seen little arrow signs around town with the word
Waterfall
on them.”

“Have I?” I took a sip of my mocha, thoughts swirling around my head.

“You will now, since I told you.”

“Despite all the movies I’ve seen, I know absolutely nothing about how they get made.”

“That gives us plenty to talk about.” He gave me a sexy look, his eyes full of intensity. “I had a really nice day with you Saturday. And night.”

I took another sip, noting how flavorless the mocha was. Stress will do that to you—suck the taste right out of your mouth. As I tried to figure out why Dalton Deangelo was in my bookstore, I felt the stress crashing down on me like angry waves decimating a sand castle.

“I’m not going to talk to any reporters, if that’s what you’re worried about,” I said. “You don’t have to pretend to be interested in me.”

He leaned forward in a deliberate pose of relaxation against the counter, elbows on the countertop and chin in hand. Raising one sexy, dark eyebrow, he gazed into my eyes and said, “Tell the world.”

As sweet and naive as he’d seemed on Saturday, not knowing how a wedding buffet worked, now he was radiating dark sensuality and danger.

And me? I’d never been so turned on in my life. My nipples hardened inside my bra, pulling the skin of my chest taut. My breathing quickened, and the heat sought every nook and crevice.

Never mind that he’d shushed me. He could shush me all he wanted. He could throw me onto the counter and shush me for hours. He could shush my neck, my breasts, my lower back, my…

“Dinner tonight?” he asked. “Unless you’re still mad at me for shushing you.” His dark eyes were hungry and wolf-like, impossible to look away from. “Shushing you is something I swear I’ll never do again.”

“I don’t know why I got so upset. I’m certainly not perfect.”

“Let’s blame my stalker.”

The front door jingled with customers coming in. I waved at the woman with long, white hair, realizing she’d been at Dottie’s workshop the day before.

“Small world,” she said to me, then started browsing in the staff picks section.

Dalton turned to wave at the woman, then returned to staring at me. “This town is incredible. You all know each other, don’t you?”

“Beaverdale’s not quite that small. We’re not Wolfspit. That’s just down the river from here. They passed a law in the fifties, that you couldn’t marry within the town.”

“And?”

“People just stopped getting married.”