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Everything reminded Lucy of death and decay. Ivy hung brown and sere from tree-trunks; moss on the banks was dusty, parched and yellow. Only an occasional torchbeam of sunlight penetrated the tree ceiling pushed down by Monday’s downpour. The German shepherds had left, but there were rustlings and bangings everywhere.

‘Oh, come back, please, James,’ shrieked Lucy.

Then she heard footsteps thundering after her, and broke into a run, tripping over the roots that groped the path like arthritic fingers. They were getting nearer. She let out a scream of terror, then felt a complete idiot as, with lurcher acceleration, which on the hard ground sounded like a herd of buffalo, James shot past her, shimmied round and landed at her feet with nonchalantly wagging tail.

‘Bloody dog.’ Grabbing his green collar, Lucy shook it furiously, ‘Don’t you dare run off like that again!’

Next moment, Karen and Gablecross pounded round the corner. ‘You all right, Miss?’

‘Fine,’ muttered Lucy, in embarrassment. ‘James hurtled up and frightened the life out of me. We’re all a bit uptight — every shadow seems a ghost.’

Gablecross introduced Karen and said he hadn’t bothered Lucy before because she’d seemed so busy, but could he ask her a few questions after they’d checked out the wood?

James had had his breakfast and, stretched out on the bench seat pensively licking liver gravy off his whiskers, had no intention of relinquishing his position, so when Karen and Gablecross appeared Lucy cleared a couple of chairs and switched on the kettle. As she put her brushes and combs to soak in a bowl of Fairy Liquid, she described the tennis tournament. ‘I gave Wolfie back his signet ring after the last match,’ she said finally, ‘then I came back to Valhalla and rang my mother.’

‘Everyone seems to have rung their mother,’ observed Gablecross.

‘It was Sunday night — you feel a bit low.’

‘She was pleased to hear from you?’

‘Not awfully,’ confessed Lucy. ‘She was asleep. I hadn’t realized it was gone eleven o’clock. Then I went along to the party.’

‘Any idea who might have done it?’

‘Any of us, I suppose, except Oscar, and Valentin, and darling Rozzy, who was at her vile husband’s birthday party,’ Lucy got a packet of shortbread out of the cupboard, ‘and Mikhail, who was far too hammered to do anything.’

James, who’d been corrugating his long nose in search of fleas, opened a long yellow eye as Lucy took off the wrapping.

‘Lovely dog,’ said Karen from a safe distance.

‘They’re known as gazehounds because they hunt by sight rather than scent, and funnily enough when I was taking him for a quick run round Hangman’s Wood after the tennis he suddenly bounded forward, wagging his tail as though he recognized someone.’

‘Who does he like?’

‘Well, Tabitha, Wolfie, Baby, Granny, Flora, Rozzy, of course. He adores Alpheus too. Alpheus loves dogs, and misses his German shepherd, Mr Bones.’

‘Tristan?’ asked Gablecross innocently.

‘Oh yes,’ Lucy’s voice softened, ‘James adores Tristan, but it couldn’t have been Tristan, he was in France.’

‘Mikhail says he saw him.’

‘He’d have seen him in quadruple, he was so drunk.’

Gablecross liked Lucy. She looked so reassuringly normal. Her voice after the initial screaming was so soft, he liked her large sludgy green eyes, and her turned-up nose and big generous mouth, plenty of openings in an open face.

‘Rozzy Pringle adores Tristan, doesn’t she?’

‘Not difficult,’ said Lucy quickly. ‘He’s been so kind to her, and I don’t know what we’d have done without her. She sewed up Flora’s puppet fox when some fiend cut it to pieces.

‘A lot of unpleasant things have been happening,’ she went on.

As the kettle boiled and switched itself off, she told them about the slug pellets, and the champagne that burnt a hole in the tablecloth.

‘What happened to the glass?’

‘It shattered as Rannaldini took a sip out of it. Dame Hermione sang a top note. Rannaldini doesn’t normally drink before conducting, maybe Hermione meant it for me and launched into song when she realized he’d picked up the glass. Oh, God.’

‘Who brought the glass in?’ asked Karen.

‘I don’t remember,’ lied Lucy. ‘We were so busy that night. I’d always assumed it was Rannaldini, or Clive on his instructions doing these horrible things, but now…’ Her voice trailed off.

‘People talk to you,’ said Karen admiringly.

‘Like they talk to minicab drivers and hairdressers,’ said Lucy, with a shrug. ‘There’s no eye-contact. They tend to babble things out because they’re nervous of going on the set, and you’re not likely to meet them socially after the movie,’ she added, with a trace of bitterness, ‘so they feel they can let their hair down.’

‘Does Rozzy Pringle’s husband know she’s got cancer?’

‘Oh, no,’ whispered Lucy in horror. ‘Who told you that?’

‘We’re not free to reveal our sources,’ said Gablecross sententiously.

‘Oh, goodness.’ Lucy collapsed on the bench seat, too close to James, triggering off a low growl and a flash of long fangs. ‘Oh, poor Rozzy, she’s frantic for people not to know. It could finish her career. I have to cover for her each time she goes for treatment. Oh, please don’t tell anyone.’ With frantically trembling hands she gathered up the empty blue mugs she’d put in front of Gablecross and Karen and shoved them back in the cupboard.

‘Who else knows?’

‘Only Tristan. I shouldn’t have told him, Rozzy would kill me, but I was so upset. Tristan was wonderful, he offered her a part in
Der Rosenkavalier
, way in the future, which she’ll never be able to take up, but just to keep up her spirits.’

‘Tristan de Montigny has admitted he was in England on Sunday night,’ said Karen, noticing Lucy’s eyes darting in terror. ‘Said he was looking for locations in the Forest of Dean.’

‘That’s utterly logical,’ gabbled Lucy. ‘He hadn’t slept for weeks, keeping the whole show on the road.’

‘Talked a lot to you, didn’t he?’

‘Probably because I didn’t want to know my motivation for putting on blusher.’

‘Women got very jealous he spent so much time with you,’ persisted Karen. ‘But he doesn’t seem to have wanted to sleep with any of them.’

‘He was too involved in the film,’ muttered Lucy. ‘Goodness, I’ve forgotten to make you those coffees.’ She switched on the kettle again. ‘He didn’t want to sleep with me or anyone else,’ she stammered, ‘because he’s in love with my friend, Tabitha, and felt he could talk to me about her.’

‘Could he have killed Rannaldini?’

‘Certainly not, he adored him,’ said Lucy, too quickly. ‘He put up with murder — oh, God — from him.’

‘Was he in love with him?’

‘What a horrible thing to say!’

‘You claim he adored your friend Tab, but the night he got off with her Rannaldini made him back off. Any idea why?’

‘No,’ squeaked Lucy, getting three cups out of the cupboard again with a terrific clatter. Had they found out about Maxim raping Delphine?

‘Could Rannaldini have threatened to out Tristan?’ asked Gablecross.

‘Tristan finds it hard to form close relationships.’ Lucy was having great difficulty in unscrewing the Gold Blend jar because her hands were shaking so much. ‘His mother died just after he was born, so did his brother Laurent. Tristan’s vile father never forgave Tristan for being the one who lived. He was brought up by a hoary old aunt who never praised him. He may have been deprived of love, but he’s the kindest, most thoughtful person in the world.’ Glancing down, Lucy saw she had emptied the kettle into the full jar of coffee and burst into tears.

‘I like my coffee strong,’ said Gablecross gently, relieving her of the jar before she scalded herself. The only reason Lucy might have killed Rannaldini, he thought regretfully, was because she was madly in love with Tristan de Montigny. But he still had to go for the jugular.

‘Did you know Rannaldini raped your friend Tabitha on Sunday night and killed her stepmother’s dog, Gertrude?’

‘No, I don’t believe it,’ gasped Lucy, shaking her head from side to side so the sudden cascade of tears flew around. ‘Oh, poor darling Tab. Oh, poor Gertrude and poor Taggie. No wonder Rupert was so upset and horrible last night. If only people knew the truth. That must be why Tab hasn’t answered my calls.’

‘Could she have led Rannaldini on?’ asked Gablecross.

‘God, no.’ Lucy fumbled for a piece of kitchen roll to mop her eyes. ‘She’s far too cool, and she simply doesn’t need to.’

‘We’re off to see Baby,’ said Gablecross, getting to his feet. ‘Any idea where he might have been on Sunday night?’

‘None.’

‘Why does Chloe loathe him so much?’

‘Because he’s walking away with the film, and because he, Granny, Flora and me are always giggling in corners. Chloe says we’re like a ladies’ doubles match and just as boring. I love Baby.’ Lucy’s voice broke again. ‘Beneath that flip exterior, he’s determined to become a great singer. He’d only have killed Rannaldini for twiddling the knobs on his recording.’

After they’d gone, Lucy dug out her Switch card — she still couldn’t find her passport — and dialled the flower shop in Rutminster.

‘Mrs Lovell’s a very popular young lady,’ sighed the florist. ‘A gorgeous-sounding foreign gentleman’s just spent a fortune on an arrangement.’

Lucy proceeded to bawl her eyes out, then felt bitterly ashamed. Why wasn’t she thinking of poor Tab, who deserved to get together with Tristan again?

The heatwave had returned. The catmint round the terrace swarmed with butterflies.

‘Red admirals, peacocks, painted ladies of both sexes,’ said Gablecross disapprovingly. ‘Sums up the lot of them.’

In the summer drawing room they found the biggest peacock of them all. Having abandoned any attempt to sleep during the day, Baby was reading
Viz
and already, at eleven thirty, half-way down a large gin and tonic. ‘The Grand Inquisitor,’ he sang, ‘and DC Needham.’ Nodding at Karen, he rose to his feet and fell back again. ‘This is the room’, he went on, ‘to which I am summoned from the polo field for a pep talk from my father.
Plus ça change
.’

Gablecross’s lips tightened. ‘OK, Mr Spinosissimo,’ getting out the word was like navigating a lorry round Hyde Park Corner, ‘put that magazine away and tell us what you were doing on Sunday.’

‘I went to Oxford. I drove my own car — a red Ferrari — then looked at Magdalen and Christchurch. I checked in at Le Manoir aux Quat’ Saisons around teatime. Learned my words for Act Two, Scene Two, which was scheduled for Monday night. I was rather far down a bottle of Krug when I realized I’d been stood up, so I attacked another one. Then I must have passed out.’

‘Which room were you staying in?’ asked Karen, who was feeling really sorry for him.

‘It was called Hydrangea. You’ll find it booked under Alpheus Shaw. There’s so much press interest in this film, one cannot be too careful.’ Then, seeing the disapproval on Gablecross’s square face, ‘It’s a joke, Detective Sergeant.’

‘Not a very funny one. How did you pay?’

‘With huge difficulty — sorry, another joke, falling even flatter. I paid in cash. I had a win at Ascot on Road Test.’

‘A good horse,’ said Gablecross, remembering the peace interview technique. ‘Did anyone see you arrive?’

‘Of course — and leave around two o’clock. I’d sobered enough to drive home. I patted the night porter on the head.’

‘Did you stop on the way back?’

‘For petrol, I don’t remember where.’

‘Did you keep the receipt?’

‘I guess not. My ambition is to be so rich it doesn’t matter if I do.’

‘Was there a balcony outside your room?’

‘Yes, I went out and practised a bit. Act Two, Scene Two changed Carlos’s life — and mine, too, for that matter.’ Getting to his feet, Baby poured another gin and tonic for himself, then long glasses of iced orange juice for the others.

‘Presumably there was a fire escape by which you could have left and come back,’ said Gablecross.

‘I didn’t check.’

‘Did anyone see you during those’, Gablecross counted on his fingers, ‘nine hours?’

‘A waiter brought me the second bottle of Krug — Raymondo, I think his name was. I’d have delayed him if he’d been prettier.’

‘What was the name of the lady who stood you up?’ snapped Gablecross.

Baby was ashen beneath his suntan, his jaw rigid with pain, but still he joked, ‘Even for those eyelashes — really, you must dye them for full impact, Sergeant — I am not going to tell you.’

‘You need an alibi,’ pleaded Karen.

‘I don’t care.’

Out in the park, Baby could see a black horse rolling, its back legs whisking from side to side like a bottom-slimming exercise. When it struggled to its feet, grey with dust, much bigger than the horses around it, Baby recognized The Prince of Darkness.

‘It was a guy,’ he said flatly, ‘married, very high profile, wouldn’t do either of our careers any good and would create a frightful scandal, which would break his very straight family’s hearts.’ Then, seeing Gablecross frowning and perplexed, Baby laughed. ‘No, it’s not Alpheus.’

‘You need this other gentleman’s corroboration, even if he didn’t show up,’ said Gablecross mulishly. ‘Two bottles of Krug don’t constitute an alibi.’

‘And a bar of chocolate and some jellybeans?’

‘Don’t upset the detective,’ said Gablecross angrily. ‘If you play ball with us, we won’t shop you.’

‘I can’t.’

Seeing the hurt in his eyes, Karen said, ‘Were you very close?’

‘The closeness, I guess, was on my side. He pleases himself. What pisses me off is I’ve been had — or, rather, wasn’t had on Sunday night.’

‘Did you know Rannaldini had two-way mirrors and bugs in every room, even Lucy’s caravan?’