“SCIENCE . . . FOR HER!
TAUGHT ME SO MUCH.
I LEARNED FUN WAYS TO FREEZE MY EGGS. I LEARNED THE BEST RELIGION FOR MY BODY TYPE. I LEARNED THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL.”
—AMY POEHLER
“IF THERE’S ONE THING MORE IMPORTANT
THAN SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY, ENGINEERING, AND MATH, IT’S LAUGHING!”
—GLORIA STEINEM
“THIS BOOK WAS
FUN AND INFORMATIVE
,
AND JUST THE RIGHT SIZE FOR MY TINY LADY HANDS! MOST BOOKS CAUSE MY HANDS TO BRUISE AND CHAFE!”
—ELLEN PAGE
“I MAY BE BUT A MAN, BUT DR. AMRAM’S BOOK HAS CONDITIONED ME TO NUMEROUS NEW SCIENTIFIC HYPOTHESES THAT ARE BOTH
FUN AND FLIRTY.”
—NICK OFFERMAN
“I LOVE IT SO MUCH OH MY GOD BABY GIRL!!!”
—MY BEST FRIEND MIRANDA
“I LOVE YOU MIRANDA!”
—ME!!
“PLEASE STOP PARKING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AT NIGHT.”
—MY “EX”-BOYFRIEND XANDER
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Dedication (to all my besties!!!)
Reproduction
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Hot Reproductive Sex Tips
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This Summer’s Top Seven Birth Control Methods!
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How to Build a Biological Clock out of a Potato
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How Long Should You Wait?
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To Babe or Not to Babe?
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Cell-Fasteem!
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What Your Man’s Drink Says about Him
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Differences between Viruses and Bacteria and Ex-Boyfriends
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Can You Recognize These Stars from Their High School Photos? Cellular Edition
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Genes
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Photos of Jeans
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Things I Love Most about My Mom
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Face Mash
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Human Life Cycle
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This Spring’s Most Glamorous Ways to Die
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Organisms vs. Orgasms
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Most Fun Animal Prints
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Evolution
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Evolution of Bushes
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Evolution vs. God
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What Religion Is Right for Your Body Type?
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Eve’s Dating Profile
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Best Ways to Treat Yourself After You Read a Whole
Boring
Biology Chapter in a Women’s Science Textbook
Food & Cooking—Yum Yum!
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Healthy Cookin’
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Paula Deen’s Health-Food Cookbook
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Household Chemicals
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Household-Chemical Cocktails
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Acids & Bases & Tigers & Lions, Oh My!
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Alcohols
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Bad Adjectives to Use at a Wine Tasting
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The Science of
Chemistry
;)
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Sexiest Molecules
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Who Wore It Best? Molecules Edition
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The Periodic Table of the Elements
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Periodic Table Settings
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The Period! Ick! Table
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Carb-On Feel the Noise!
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The Scientific Method
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Classic Science Experiments . . . for Her!
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Science . . . for Her . . . for Lesbos!
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Quiz: Why Did You Decide to Become a Lesbian?
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Bondage!!!! ;)
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Gases, Gases, Everywhere, but Not a Drop to Stink!
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Nuclear Chemistry
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Most Embarrassing Moments: Meltdown Edition
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Air Pollution
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Most Romantic Places to See Smog
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Famous Chemists
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Marie Curie vs.
Marie Claire
“Let’s Get Physics, Y’all!” (sung to the tune of “Let’s Get Physical” by Olivia Newton-John)
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Math Review
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This Winter’s Top Ten Numbers Between 1 and 10
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Why, Scientifically, Women Can’t Drive . . . for Her!
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Atoms
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Atoms vs. Adams
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Physics through Nail Art
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Weight
Laws
Tips, Get It, Instead of “Weight Loss Tips”!
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Best Gravitational Fields for Losing Weight
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Heating Up & Cooling Down
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Three Fun Ways to Enjoy a Date Even if You Are White and Your Date Isn’t the Same Race as You
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Science . . . for Urban Her!
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Laws of Physics . . .
Jude
Laws of Physics! I’m Talkin’ Hotties of Physics! ;)
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Bachelors of Science
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Flat Planes, Or: My Best Friend Lauren Who Wears a 32A Bra
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The Future of Physics
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This Spring’s Top Cover-Ups!
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New Year’s Resolutions for year 3014
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Television
How Mother Earth Is Like My Mother
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Autumn Essentials That Are as Flat as My Friend Lauren
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Drugs Not Hugs
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Weed Strain or Celebrity Baby Name?
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Dendrology: The Study of Trees
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Upcoming Urban Outfitters Books
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My First Christmas
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Floriculture: The Study of Flowers
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Sexy or Skanky? Flower Edition
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Geology
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Why Diamonds Are Better Best Friends Than My Friend Tiffany (No Offense)
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Global Warming
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How We Ladies Can Contribute to Global Warming
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Fashion Staples for Each Step of Global Warming
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The O-Zone: The Study of the Female Orgasm
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Things Women Mistake for Female Orgasms
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Street Names for Meth or One of My Best Friends?
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The Apocalypse
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Sex & the Postapocalyptic Dystopian Landscape
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Dear Ayn Randers
Diseases
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Do You Have Cancer? A Fun, Flirty Quiz!!
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Five Fun Ways to Give Your Guy Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrom
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Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
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Brain Medicine
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Sad Libs
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Food Poisoning
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Paper or Plastic . . . Surgery!
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Big Pharma
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Cute Pics of Guinea Pigs
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Drugs: The Fine Print
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The Disease . . . of Love!
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My Girlfriend Application Cover Letter
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“Legitimate Rape”
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Top Mis“conceptions” about Rape
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Nobel Prize in Medicine
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Behind the Scenes: Rosalind Franklin’s Lab
The Big Bang
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Tips for Hosting Your Own Big Bang
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Planets
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Internet Comments about the Moon
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Stars
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How to Get the Stars’ Hot Looks!
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Astrobiology
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Carbon Dating
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E-mail
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Shakespearean Spam
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E-
male
!
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Which Dating Site Is Right for You?
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This Spring’s Cutest Calling Cards to Leave on Your Serial Killer Victims!
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Sexual
Assault
. . . and Pepper! . . . Spray!
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Fun Ways to Freeze Your Eggs!
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What I Imagine Porn Looks Like
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Economic Technology
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Kickstarter: Eliminate the National Debt Project
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Electronic Music