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Authors: Jilly Cooper

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    smoke rising into the sky and realized that two of Rupert's fields on the far side of the house were on fire.

    She ran down the drive to The Priory, dashed into the kitchen and unearthed the Gloucestershire telephone directory. Oh God, she must keep calm. When she panicked, her reading went to pieces, and she had even more difficulty with the alphabet.

    Callan, Calvay, Cam Auto Repairs, Camamile with

    agonizing slowness her finger moved down the column. There were two Campbells, one in Gloucester, another in Nailsworth, then the list moved on to Cambridge and Campden. No Campbell-Blacks. Rupert must be ex-directory, like her father.

    Out of the window great clouds of smoke were belching from Rupert's red-hot flickering fields, the flames spreading ever nearer to the house. Taggie dialled 999. All the fire engines were out, explained the man at the other end, but they'd ring Cotchester. 'Don't worry, my love, we'll get one over as soon as possible.'

    All the same, thought Taggie, she'd better rush over and warn Rupert. He might not be able to see the fire from the house, although he'd probably be able to smell it. It would be so awful if any of the horses got trapped in their stables… She raced across the lawn with Gertrude, slithered down the beech wood, bumping on her bottom most of the way, and ran across the water meadows; then she leapt the bustling Frogsmore, before starting the steep climb up the other side. Ripping her clothes on barbed wire, oblivious of stinging nettles and brambles tearing at her bare arms and legs, losing an espadrille on the way, she panted on, past surprised horses knee deep in lush grass, past ancient oaks and beeches, skirting the lake, tearing across Rupert's lawn, in through the french windows into a beautiful pale-yellow drawing-room, by which time she was so puffed she couldn't even shout 'Fire'.

    Although the front door was open, no one was about. Returning to the garden through the french windows, her breath coming in great painful gasps, Taggie was about to run towards the stables when she heard shrieks of laughter coming from the tennis court on the left of the house, which was completely hidden by a thick beech hedge. As she raced down a gravel walk putting up red admirals, gorging themselves on the white buddleia on either side, she heard another shriek of laughter.

    'I can't hit a bloody thing. I should never have had so much to drink at lunch,' said a girl's voice.

    'Tit-fault. Your tits were at least six inches over the line,' said a man's voice, a clipped light flat, very distinctive drawl.

    'Cock fault then,' said the girl, giggling hysterically. 'You must be at least ten inches over the line.'

    'You flatter me,' said the man. 'I wouldn't be if you didn't excite me so much.'

    'Fire,' gasped Taggie to the beech hedge, but no sound came out.

    The man was laughing now. 'We'll finish this set, and then I'll finish you off upstairs.'

    Taggie raced round the beech hedge until she came to a gap-'Fire,'

    she croaked.

    Then, very slowly, she realized to her utter horror that a tall, blond, lean, very suntanned man, and a beautiful girl with catkin blonde hair tied up in a pink ribbon, and a golden body like distilled sunflowers, were playing tennis with no clothes on at all.

    The man was serving. His body rippled with muscle as the ball scorched across the net. Dropping her racket, the girl gave a shriek and rushed to the side of the court, breasts flopping everywhere, and covered herself with a pale-pink shirt. The man proceeded to serve the second ball very hard into the far netting, then sauntered almost insolently towards the net near Taggie, over which was hanging a dark blue towel.

    'Fire,' mumbled Taggie, clapping her hands over her eyes. 'What did you say?' shouted the man. 'It's OK. You can look now."

    Very gingerly, Taggie lowered her hands. He had wrapped

    the dark-blue towel round his loins now. With his sleek blond hair, broad brown shoulders, and long, wickedly mocking eyes, as cornflower blue as the great expanse of sky behind him, he was quite unmistakable, from Caitlin's photographs, as Rupert Campbell-Black.

    Acutely aware of her heaving breasts and sweating red face, Taggie muttered, 'Your fields are on fire.' 'They're meant to be,' said Rupert. 'Whatever for?'

    'Quickest way to get rid of the stubble after the harvest.' 'But it's the most a-a-abhorrent thing I've ever heard,' whispered Taggie, utterly appalled. 'What about the r-rabbits and voles and field mice and moles and all the poor birds?' Rupert shrugged. 'They've got legs; they can run away.' 'Not that quickly,' said Taggie furiously. 'You're a murderer.'

    "I suppose,' snapped Rupert, thoroughly nettled, 'that you want me to stop ploughing my fields because it's cruel to worms, earwigs, beetles, woodlice and all the poor bugs.' He was mimicking Taggie now. 'Do you want me to give them a state funeral?'

    The blonde girl giggled. She was very young, only a few years older than Taggie.

    'Oh shut up!" screamed Taggie, losing her temper. 'How would you like someone to set fire to you when you were in

    bed?'

    Rupert nodded at the blonde. 'She frequently does.'

    'Don't be disgusting. You're utterly abhorrent, the sort of person who always has to be killing something; hunting, fishing, shooting.'

    At that moment, a lot of dogs, back from their walk with one of Rupert's grooms, swarmed barking on to the court. There were Jack Russells, spaniels, a black labrador, and a beautiful shaggy blue lurcher, which bounded joyfully up to Gertrude, who bridled and curled her tail up even tighter.

    Taggie pointed to the lurcher. 'I bet you use that for coursing,' she said furiously.

    'Why don't you take that ugly brute back to its pigsty,' said Rupert, picking up a green tennis ball and hurling it at Gertrude, 'and stop interrupting other people's innocent afternoon pleasures.'

    'Don't you d-dare be beastly to Gertrude.'

    Reaching for his racket, Rupert let his towel drop: 'Forty love wasn't it, darling?'

    The blonde girl giggled again. But next moment the pussycat smile was wiped off her face as, with a manic jangling of bells, three fire engines roared up the drive.

    'Fucking hell!' screamed Rupert.

    Taggie gave a sob and fled back across the valley, her face flaming as much as her poor torn stung legs. Beastly, horrible, abhorrent man. Looking up in front of her she could see The Priory. Except for Declan's twelve acres, all the land in the valley belonged to Rupert. Now, thought Taggie with a shudder, it seemed to curl round The Priory like a man trapping a woman at a party, putting his hands on the wall on either side of her, so she couldn't escape.

    Back home she found Maud sitting outside, wearing a big black hat to protect her white skin from the early evening sun, which had just crept round the side of the valley to admire her. She was drinking vodka and tonic and immersed in P. D. James.

    'I've just met Rupert Campbell-Black,' said Taggie.

    Maud glanced up and saw Taggie was puce in the face, with her black cloudy hair standing up on end in a tangled mess, her red dress ripped and her long legs and arms scratched and bleeding and covered with white nettle stings.

    'My God,' said Maud, roused out of her usual languor, 'I know he's got a fearful reputation, but surely you didn't let him get that far?'

    'You don't.'

    'That's because I don't want anyone to come and see me.

11

    

    The following Sunday Monica Baddingham gave a lunch party at The Falconry to welcome Maud and Declan to Gloucestershire and launch the new conservatory built by Corinium's studio carpenters. Accustomed to going out to lunch in London where people seldom ate before two o'clock or even two-thirty, Maud and Declan didn't leave home until half past one. Declan tried to persuade Taggie to come too, but she blushingly refused when she heard Rupert might be there.

    'I'm sure Monica said left at The Dog and Trumpet,' said Maud, applying a second layer of coral gloss to a pouting bottom lip.

    Declan was in a vile temper. Not only had Maud made him late yet again by washing her hair at the last moment, but he had spent all morning trying to cut their hayfield of a lawn with a mower that kept choking on Gertrude's shredded mutton bones. Now they seemed to be driving halfway round Gloucestershire. 'Why the hell can't you take directions down properly?' he snarled.

    'He's your boss. You should have taken down the directions. Anyway it was you who wanted to move to the bloody country. Let's go home." 'They're giving the focking party for us. Why the hell don't they put names on their houses in the country?'

    Declan was also aware that, although his wife was looking a billion dollars in a very low-cut black silk dress, a green shawl which matched her eyes, black stockings and black high heels, with her shiny red hair piled under the big black hat, she was quite unsuitably dressed for Sunday lunch. 'There it is,' said Declan at last, as he drove through two lichened gate posts topped with rather newer stone rams. 'Christ, people are leaving already.' As a dark-green BMW passed them coming the other way, the woman who was driving wound down the window:

    'Love your programme. Frightfully sorry, we've got to go to a christening. Welcome to Gloucestershire; you must come to dinner. Better hurry or there won't be any drink left.' 'Jesus,' muttered Declan.

    The Baddinghams" splendid Queen Anne house lay in a hollow surrounded by lush parkland. The stable clock was always kept twenty minutes fast so that people might worry they were late, and be encouraged to leave early. In huge gold letters against a black background above the second door of the porch was written: Peaceful is the Country that is strongly armed. In the hall, stuffed heads of deer, tiger, stag and buffalo gazed down glassily. 'My head'll be up there next,' muttered Declan as Tony came out of the drawing-room, plainly in a bait.

    'Can't you ever get the time right, Declan? We've been trying to have lunch for three-quarters of an hour.'

    'I'm terribly sorry,' said Maud in her most caressing tones. 'Declan and I are used to London hours.'

    'Well, you'd better acquire a few rural habits. The Pimm's has run out; what d'you want to drink?'

    'Oh, there you are.' Monica swept in wearing a blue cotton shirtwaister and open-toed sandals on her big bare feet. Taggie said you were on your way; pity you didn't bring her, I've got so many spare men. Have a quick drink, and then we'll have lunch. It's probably the last time we'll be able to

    eat outside this year,' she added wistfully, thinking how much she'd prefer to be dividing the regale lilies.

    Having given Maud a drink, she led her through the vast tapestried drawing-room out to the new conservatory, which stretched the entire back of the house at ground floor level and was crammed with statues of goddesses, iron seats painted white, lilies, palms, aspidistras and plants still wrapped, which people had brought as conservatory-warming presents.

    'Beautiful,' murmured Maud, taking a huge slug of whisky.

    Everyone, gathered on the lawn, turned round and stared.

    'Come into the garden, Maud,' bellowed Charles Fairburn, who was already tight. Mistiming his kiss, his round red shiny face cannoned off Maud's like a billiard ball. 'Looking beautiful as usual,' he said, drawing her aside. 'You're not to monopolize her, Charles,' said Monica bossily.

    'I promise I'll introduce her to everyone,' said Charles. 'Your husband's certainly been stirring things up at Corinium,' he added, lowering his voice. 'Really,' said Maud, only mildly interested.

    She'd never been wild about Charles. He knew too much about her, and with such fantastic men around she didn't want to waste her first party on one who was both drunk and gay-'Is that very good-looking man over there Rupert

    Campbell-Black?' she asked.

    'Unfair to Rupert,' said Charles. 'That's James Vereker, Corinium's most popular presenter, drinking Perrier and working the room. He's tearfully put out by your husband joining Corinium.'

    James was, in fact, absolutely furious. He'd arrived as late as he dared in order to make an entrance, then Declan had swanned in even later. Now he was trapped by three of Monica's friends who 'did an enormous amount for charity', silly old bags who all wanted him to open their Autumn bazaars and Christmas fayres for nothing. To look at Monica's toe nails, thought James in disgust, you'd have reckoned she weeded the garden with her feet; and Paul Stratton, who'd put on a hell of a lot of weight, looked ludicrous in those tight new jeans, and a denim shirt undone to the waist to reveal scanty grey chest hair. James, who'd nearly worn jeans and an unbuttoned blue shirt, was so glad he'd put on instead a new grey jersey with a pink elephant on the front, knitted by one of his adoring fans. 'Come and meet Maud O'Hara, James,' yelled Charles Fairburn.

    James extracted himself from the old bags and wandered over. Maud O'Hara was certainly extraordinarily beautiful.

    'Is that pink elephant on your bosom meant to reproach the rest of us for not drinking Perrier?' said Charles.

    'If the cap fits, Charles,' smirked James. 'Don't you think it's a nice sweater, Maud? Sent me by a fan.' He smiled engagingly. Charles peered at the sweater: 'Not sure about the collar.'

    'It might look better if you wore a brooch,' said Maud.

    James suddenly decided he didn't think Maud was beautiful at all.

    'Hullo,' said Lizzie Vereker, coming over and hugging Maud, 'lovely to see you, I'm so pleased you've met James. Thank you for all that lovely whisky the other day. Are you straight yet?' 'Don't ever ask me that question,' said Charles with a shudder. 'What's all this about five fire engines rolling up at Rupert's house and catching him playing nude tennis with a blonde. Talk about Wobble-don.' Lizzie giggled: 'Rupert's convinced some animal rights freak called the fire brigade because she thought he was cruel to burn his stubble.' 'Who was the blonde?' asked Charles. 'Beattie Johnson?'

    'No, that finished months ago. Rupert won't say. The on dit is that she's the girl playing Mustard Seed in Midsummer Night's Dream.' 'Have you heard that Titania's so petrified of getting AIDS, she's refusing to kiss Bottom until he's had a blood test?' said Charles.

    'Is Rupert here?' asked Maud, who was not interested in Corinium gossip.

    'Somewhere. Probably wandered off down one of those garden glades in which everyone except Monica behaves badly,' said Lizzie.

    'Speak for yourself,' said James disapprovingly. It was certainly a beautiful garden. Rising out of a sea of lavender, roses coming up for a second pale-pink innings rampaged up the walls of the house. Pastel drifts of delphiniums, Japanese anemones, and Michaelmas daisies were sheltered from the bitter winds by yew hedges nine feet high. Two plump labradors panted on lawns as smooth as an Oxford quad. Beyond was a fish pond and a water garden, fed by the same winding River Fleet that flowed through Cotchester.

    'What are you going to do about the Priory garden?" asked Lizzie.

    'Get a donkey to keep down the lawn,' said Maud. 'I hope to God we eat soon,' said a harassed-looking man with a moth-eaten yellow beard, and a sleeping baby hanging from a baby sling. He was also hanging on to two frantically struggling children by the scruffs of their necks.

    'There is a limited amount of time one can entertain one's kids feeding Tony's fish,' he added helplessly.

    Lizzie introduced Simon Harris. All his skin seemed to be flaking in the open air, thought Maud. 'How's Fiona?' asked Lizzie.

    'Still in hospital for another three weeks. It's the nanny's day off, or I'd never have brought this lot,' said Simon, as the two hyperactive horrors strained at their collars like bull terriers after a cat. 'If they get at Monica's Meissen I'm finished. I just couldn't resist a square meal,' he added pathetically.

    Lizzie opened her mouth to ask him to supper, then closed it again. Simon was so boring at the moment, and she knew James, who was convinced Simon was about to get the bullet, would think it a waste of time.

    The panting labradors struggled to their feet, waving their tails as Monica appeared at the conservatory door.

    'Lunch,' she said. 'You stay outside with the children,' she added firmly to Simon. 'I'll get someone to bring you something out. I like children normally, but Simon's two will keep pulling the dogs' ears, and they keep knocking over my new plants,' she added in an undertone to Maud.

    As Maud walked into the dining-room, Declan came towards her looking really happy for the first time that week: 'Darling, you must meet Rupert. He knows Johnny very well. He's given me some great stuff about him. It's added a totally new dimension to his character.'

    Maud caught her breath. How could I ever have mistaken James Vereker for that, she wondered.

    Rupert and Declan were both tall and broad in the shoulder, but there the resemblance ended. Declan, with his heavily lined, broken-nosed, shaggy-haired splendour, was like a battle-scarred charger returning from the wars. Rupert was like a sleek capricious thoroughbred, rippling with muscle and breeding, about to win the Derby at a canter. Yet in their great fame and their intrinsic belief (despite Declan's current self-doubts) that they were still the greatest in the world at what they did, they were the same, and therefore separate from the rest of the party. At that moment both James and Maud felt a bitter stab of envy, that Declan had been admitted so effortlessly to the same club to which Johnny Friedlander and Rupert belonged.

    'Welcome to Penscombe.' Rupert kissed Maud on the cheek. 'I'm sorry I wasn't at home when you moved in, but I've been frantically busy.'

    'So we hear, Rupert,' said Charles archly. 'What's this about fire engines and a burning bush?'

    'Fuck off, Fairburn,' said Rupert, grinning.

    'Come on, don't hold up the queue,' said Monica, beckoning from behind a long white table. 'You're getting Coronation chicken again, I'm afraid.'

    Maud stood in front of Declan and Rupert, gulping down her third glass of wine and feeling totally unnerved.

    'I know your house very well,' Rupert told her. 'I remember pursuing something that wasn't a fox across your haha at one

    party. Ended up ripping the front of my trousers off on the barbed wire. How's the garden?'

    'A groundsel estate, and the nettles are on the warpath,' said Declan.

    'Better get those tackled professionally,' said Rupert, 'or you'll never get rid of them. I've got a man who'll do it for you.' 'What about the wood?' asked Declan. 'Forestry commission'll give you a grant for that. They'll whip out all the dead stuff and plant you new young trees as a quid pro quo for the firewood.' 'How wonderfully positive you are,' murmured Maud. 'Perhaps you can give me advice on re-decorating our bedroom?' 'Redecorating's never been a priority of mine. Not in bedrooms,' said Rupert. 'Tuck in, Maud,' said Monica impatiently. 'And you haven't met my brother-in-law, Bas. He's dying to meet you.'

    Bas was about five inches taller than Tony and decidedly attractive in a sleek, wicked, Latin way. He kissed Maud's hand, then turned it over and buried his lips in her wrist.

    'Caleche,' he murmured. 'I adore it. Do you wear it all over?'

    Maud laughed. 'Are you local?'

    'Near enough as the helicopter flies. I can land on the palm of your hand. I've got a wine bar in Cotchester High Street,' he went on. 'Most of my evil brother's staff gather there to plot against him. No doubt your famous husband will shortly join them. You must get him to bring you in one day.'

    'Don't be silly, Bas,' said Monica briskly. 'You haven't met Paul Stratton, Maud, our MP for Cotchester, nor his wife Sarah.' She looks more like his daughter, thought Maud. With his anxious, lined, somewhat petulant face, and his brushed-forward blue-grey hair, Paul looked like one of those once-famous television personalities who eke out a middle-aged existence advising housewives to buy soap powder in television commercials. Even Maud, who had a dismissive attitude to the charms of her own sex, had to admit that the wife was ravishing. 'Ah, the newly-weds,' said Bas, kissing Sarah on the mouth. 'When are you going to start being unfaithful to Paul? We're in Beaufort country here, you know, high fences and low morals.' 'Basil,' snapped Monica. 'Do stop holding up the queue. And you haven't met Freddie Jones, our electronic whizz kid have you, Maud?' 'Oh my goodness, you are smashing,' said Freddie in wonder. 'I 'ear Rupert's going to provide your 'usband with an 'orse.' Maud felt marvellous. It was such a long time since she'd been admired by so many attractive men, so much more macho than all those wimps in London, and for once people were paying more attention to her than Declan. This dress always worked. 'Come along, Mrs O'Hara,' said Rupert, who, while Maud was busy fascinating, had loaded up two plates, acquired a bottle of white and two glasses, and put them on a tray. 'D'you want to be indoors or out?' 'Indoors,' said Maud joyfully. 'I freckle so easily.'

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