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Authors: Marc Paoletti,Chris Lacher
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After a few minutes, Tom yanked the priest back before he disfigured the only portion of Muss’s body that could answer the million-dollar question. Tom reached out and yanked down Muss’s pants.
“Fooled me,” Tom snorted, jammed the shotgun between Muss’s legs, and pulled the trigger.
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