Obsession, Deceit and Really Dark Chocolate (40 page)

“You didn’t know what a furry was?” Johnny scoffed. “Do you live in a cave?”

“That’s it! I’ve had it!” I screamed. “Lunatics are always trying to kill me and I’m sick of it! I am a good person, a smart person, a reasonably politically savvy, generous and fashion-conscious person, and while I might not be familiar with every sick sexual fetish known to man, I am not a wide-eyed Pollyanna! I don’t deserve to be visited by the Snoopy of Death! And if you absolutely have to kill me, the least you can do is let me change out of this furry suit. I want to die in a Vivienne Tam!”

“You’re hysterical,” Johnny snapped.

“Of course I am! That’s what happens to people when they are forced to look down the barrel of a gun!” I started crying. It was the last thing I wanted to do. I wanted to be strong while facing this madman but I didn’t feel strong. I felt like a woman who was about to die in the wrong outfit. People would whisper,
Did you know she was killed by an anthropomorphic dog while she was dressed up like a generic version of Hello Kitty?
And my mother—my crazy, neurotic and wonderful mother—would have to listen to people laugh about the death of her child. I simply couldn’t let that happen. I would not have my death posted on the Darwin Awards Web site.

“Shh, hush now,” Johnny said, his angry fit replaced by a show of mock tenderness. “It could be worse. In a minute your troubles will be over. Anne, on the other hand, has had to reconcile herself to the fact that she is no longer her own person. You see, I
own
Anne. I’ve been very careful to hide my involvement in these crimes, but I’ve also made sure that the full blame could easily land on Anne’s shoulders should I want it to. At the snap of my fingers I could tie her to two different murders. If I say jump, she has to ask how high. If I tell her to suck my cock she has to ask how long. She’s
mine.
But assuming she continues to play along, and she will, Fitzgerald will be the one to go to jail for Eugene’s and Melanie’s deaths, and yours of course. Then Anne will win this election by default and in a few years her husband will die in a car accident. Her constituents will feel sorry for her and I’ll help her use their sympathy as a tool to repair her reputation. Her political star will continue to climb, she’ll marry me when I’ve decided the time is right, and I will be the man behind the scenes. Every political decision will be mine. People think Karl Rove is powerful? Just wait until they see the shit I have planned.”

His eyes moved to my bedside clock. “Perfect, Anne should be at her friend’s engagement party now. She’s telling everyone that she just ran into Fitzgerald’s personal assistant at a café. So now she has lots of alibis, and she’s provided me with one as well. You can die now.”

“Anatoly will know.”

“The man who’s replaced Darrell Jenkins as Anne’s tail? Yeah, I know about him. Too bad he never decided to tail Fitzgerald, but it doesn’t matter anymore.”

“Anatoly
is
following Fitzgerald.”

Johnny chuckled, “Nice try. Fitzgerald’s home alone. His wife’s visiting her sister.”

“Fitzgerald may have told you that he was going to be home alone, but he’s not. He’s at a furry party right now. Anatoly’s following him. Anatoly called me less than a half hour ago to tell me that he had just called the police to tell them to meet him there. Why do you think I put this costume on? I wanted to go over there and see what was going on without being noticed. The cops are probably questioning Fitzgerald now. You understand what that means, don’t you? Fitzgerald has an airtight alibi. You don’t.”

“You’re lying.”

“Call Fitzgerald and ask him where he is. Call his house. Call his cell phone—not the one you planted on Melanie’s body, but the one he has now. Go ahead, Johnny. Make the call.”

Johnny’s head pivoted to the right where my phone sat on my dresser. He was uncertain, I could see that much. The grip on the gun was a little looser. Was it still pointing at me or was I now half an inch out of the line of fire? I was still hunched over, sitting on the bed clutching my knees. Anatoly wasn’t coming. No one was. Well, not no one…Mr. Katz had finally come out from under the bed and was rubbing himself against my ankles, giving me a questioning look.

Johnny started to turn back to me. “I’m not going to call…”

But he never got a chance to finish. I had done an unspeakable thing, I had thrown my cat through the air, and he had landed, claws extended, on Johnny’s face.

The gun went off, and as it turns out I wasn’t a half inch out of range, I was a quarter inch. Now the gun was on the floor as Johnny screamed and tried to get Mr. Katz to let go. But in a panicked frenzy, Mr. Katz was trying to claw his way up rather than down. I charged Johnny with my shoulder like a linebacker, knocking him to the floor, and Mr. Katz finally leaped off and ran out of my room. The gun was within my reach, but Johnny had managed to get one hand on my shoulder and the other on my hip and was trying to push me on my back and pin me.

So I grabbed the gun and shot him in the head.

I killed Johnny Keyes.

I untangled myself and stared down at the man in a dog costume bleeding all over my hardwood floor. I was shaking hard enough to make my teeth chatter and I was overcome with nausea, but I didn’t feel any remorse. If there was ever a man who deserved to die in the most humiliating way possible, it was Johnny Keyes, the man who killed my friend. I dropped the gun and dialed 911.

26

I understand that all’s well that ends well…but what if it doesn’t end?

—C’est La Mort

IT TOOK A WHILE TO GET POLICE TO START TREATING ME LIKE A VICTIM
rather than a murderer. I could see why they were confused. Here I was dressed up like a cat standing over a dead man in a dog costume. It looked like a violent ending to a furry lovers’ quarrel.

Fortunately for me, I turned out not to be the only woman Johnny had underestimated. Seems Anne Brooke didn’t go to her friend’s engagement party. Instead she went to the sheriff’s department. She had decided to confess everything, despite knowing that doing so would end her political career and could possibly land her in prison. But after a lot of tears she had decided that anything was better than being “owned” by Johnny.

The police took me down to the station, anyway, and asked me a bunch of questions, but in the end they let me go, and when I walked out of the station Anatoly was there waiting for me. He was standing in front of his Harley, a helmet in each hand.

I walked to where he stood, stopping when we were a foot apart. “I killed a man tonight,” I said quietly.

“I heard.” He handed me a helmet. “We’re going for a ride.”

I silently geared up and then straddled the bike behind him. I didn’t ask where we were going. It didn’t really matter, as long as it wasn’t home and I wasn’t alone.

He drove through the city streets, up Telegraph Hill until we reached Coit Tower. It was a weekday and off-season so there weren’t many tourists. He parked and led me to a spot where we could see the lights of both the Golden Gate and Bay Bridge. “We came here on our first date,” he reminded me.

I nodded and tried to lose myself in the memory. It hadn’t exactly been a perfect date. It had started off with my car being vandalized by a stalker, but even so, it was better to relive that than recount this night’s events.

“I didn’t trust you then,” Anatoly mused.

“The feeling was mutual.”

“That didn’t stop me from wanting you.”

I smiled. That had been mutual, too.

“There were lots of reasons for that,” he continued. “There are your almond-shaped eyes, your full red lips, your bronze skin, the curve of your lower back that brings attention to that incredible ass of yours.”

“Anatoly!”

“But there’s also your spirit. You’re a strong woman, Sophie. You’ve been through a lot over the past few years but you haven’t lost your spunk, or your sense of humor. I love arguing with you because I know you give as good as you get. I can’t break you. Nothing can. Not even what happened tonight.”

We were silent for a few minutes as I watched the overgrown brush on the hillside bend to the will of the wind. “I don’t feel guilty about killing him,” I said eventually.

“You shouldn’t.”

“Still…”

“You did what you had to do, Sophie. There’s nothing to regret.”

I tapped the toe of my shoe on the sidewalk. I didn’t want to talk about this anymore, at least not while sober. “So where did Fitzgerald go today?” I asked, trying to change the subject.

Anatoly’s jaw tightened.

“Anatoly? Oh, my God, did he go to the furry party?”

“Yes, he went to the furry party. He went to a hotel in Concord, came out in a costume covered by a trench coat, and switched cars. He took as many precautions as possible, but I was able to keep him in sight.”

“What’d he dress up as?”

“A lemur.”

“Really? Lemurs are kind of cute. I can’t really imagine having sex with one, but I like watching them at the zoo.”

“Uh-huh.”

“So, if you didn’t let him leave your sight, that means you had to go inside the party. Tell me, what did the other furries think of
your
costume?”

Anatoly mumbled something that I couldn’t quite hear. “What was that?” I pressed.

“They made fun of me.”

“Who did? Wait, you mean the furries?”

“It seems that Johnny’s impersonation of a furry was a little off. They don’t normally dress up like cartoon animals. They wear costumes that are a bit more sleek.”

“Are you trying to tell me you weren’t good enough for them?”

“I guess silverbacks aren’t their thing.”

“Silverback my ass.” I stepped in front of him and wrapped my arms around his neck. “You’re King Kong.”

That night I gathered up my hero (Mr. Katz) and slept over at Anatoly’s. I wasn’t ready to go back to the scene of the crime. We stayed with Anatoly for a couple of weeks. I kept up with what was going on with Fitzgerald and Anne through the newspapers. The press had dubbed the whole thing “Furrygate” and were having a field day with it. Anne was being charged with “aiding and abetting” and “conspiracy to commit a violent act” or some such thing. Fitzgerald had been exposed as being a furry and had dropped out of the race at the insistence of the Republican Party. It was unclear who was going to be Contra Costa County’s next senator, but it was generally agreed that whoever stepped up to the plate was bound to be better than either Fitzgerald or Anne.

Fitzgerald’s relationship with Peter was also detailed in the press, and after a little thought I decided to call Tiff. I wasn’t sure if she’d want to hear from me or not, but I wanted her to know that I was there for her.

As it turns out she was doing surprisingly well. She had decided to buy into Dena’s line about her brother being an eccentric rather than a freak. She had even called Dena and offered her a free facial as a way of saying thank-you for giving her a way to deal with it all. With a little bit of coaxing I was able to convince her to make lunch plans with me for the following week. She was still kind of bitter about the way I had lied to her when we first met, but she figured I had been punished enough for my bad deed.

Mary Ann was doing well, too. I talked to her two days after everything had gone down with Johnny. She apologized for being so reluctant to tell me what she knew about Fitzgerald and told me about how distraught Rick was over the whole thing. He had honestly liked Johnny and he felt kind of sorry for Fitzgerald. But the recent events had helped make up his mind about his political affiliation. As soon as he heard what happened, he went down to city hall and filled out a new voter registration card. He was now officially a “liberator.”

I talked to Leah, too. I admitted to her that she was right about my relationship with Melanie. I had entrusted Melanie with my feelings regarding our father’s death and then I had avoided her so I wouldn’t have to face those feelings again. But despite our lack of contact over the past several years, Melanie had been my friend, and at Leah’s urging, I spent most of my time at Anatoly’s grieving the loss of that friendship. As for dealing with the grief associated with my father’s death—that was something I would have to work up to. But I would deal with it—someday.

Of course I eventually did have to go home. Anatoly offered to stay with me for my first few nights back but I demurred. I refused to allow Johnny’s actions to make me permanently afraid to be alone in my own home. Mr. Katz apparently agreed, because the minute we walked in the door he reverted to his old behavior, pestering me for food and giving me dirty looks when I didn’t deliver fast enough.

I fed him (I had upgraded his cuisine to the expensive gourmet stuff ) and collapsed on my sofa. That’s when I saw the blinking light on my machine. I had been checking my messages so this had to be a new call. I leaned over and pressed Talk.

“Hey, Sophie,” a male voice said. “Long time no talk. I’ve been reading a lot about you these days. Sounds like you’re a real-life Nancy Drew. That’s good because I’m back in town and I’m in a little bit of trouble. You know me. Maybe you can help me out for old times’ sake? There might be a lemon drop in it for you.”

I rammed my finger against the delete button. Mr. Katz came out of the kitchen and shot me an alarmed stare.

“I know!” I screeched. “I’ve just finished fending off a bunch of bears, and anthropomorphic dogs, and now I have to deal with that pig!”

Because really, “pig” was the nicest word I could come up with when referring to my ex-husband.

OBSESSION, DECEIT AND REALLY DARK CHOCOLATE

A Red Dress Ink novel

ISBN: 978-1-4268-0519-6

© 2007 by Kyra Davis

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