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Authors: Philip Kerr

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‘There's Gert Jeschonnek. New to Berlin. Used to be based in Munich. From what I've heard, he's the worst kind of March Violet - you know, climbing on board the Party wagon and riding it to make a quick profit. He's got a very smart set of offices in that steel monstrosity on Potsdamer Platz. What's it called — ?'
‘Columbus Haus,' I said.
‘That's it. Columbus Haus. They say that Hitler doesn't much care for modern architecture, Bernie. Do you know what that means?' Weizmann gave a little chuckle. ‘It means that he and I have something in common.'
‘Is there anyone else?'
‘Maybe. I don't know. It's possible.'
‘Who?'
‘Our illustrious Prime Minister.'
‘Goering? Buying hot bells? Are you serious?'
‘Oh yes,' he said firmly. ‘That man has a passion for owning expensive things. And he's not always as fussy as he could be regarding how he gets hold of them. Jewels are one thing I know he has a weakness for. When I was at Friedlaender's he used to come into the shop quite often. He was poor in those days — at least, too poor to buy much. But you could see he would have bought a great deal if he had been able to.'
‘Jesus Christ, Weizmann,' I said. ‘Can you imagine it? Me dropping in at Karinhall and saying, “Excuse me, Herr Prime Minister, but you wouldn't happen to know anything about a valuable diamond necklace that some coat has clawed from a Ferdinandstrasse residence in the past few days? I trust you would have no objections to me taking a look down your wife Emmy's dress and seeing if she's got them hidden somewhere between the exhibits?”'
‘You'd have the devil's own job to find anything down there,' wheezed Weizmann excitedly. ‘That fat sow is almost as big as he is. I'll bet she could breastfeed the entire Hitler Youth and still have milk enough left for Hermann's breakfast.' He began a fit of coughing which would have carried off another man. I waited until it had found a lower gear, and then produced a fifty. He waved it away.
‘What did I tell you?'
‘Let me buy something, then.'
‘What's the matter? Are you running out of crap all of a sudden?'
‘No, but — '
‘Wait, though,' he said. ‘There is something you might like to buy. A finger lifted it at a big parade on Unter den Linden.' He got up and went into the small kitchen behind the office. When he came back he was carrying a packet of Persil.
‘Thanks,' I said, ‘but I send my stuff to the laundry.'
‘No, no, no,' he said, pushing his hand into the powder. ‘I hid it in here just in case I had any unwelcome visitors. Ah, here we are.' He withdrew a small, flat, silvery object from the packet, and polished it on his lapel before laying it flat on my palm. It was an oval-shaped disc about the size of a matchbox. On one side was the ubiquitous German eagle clutching the laurel crown that encircled the swastika; and on the other were the words Secret State Police, and a serial number. At the top was a small hole by which the bearer of the badge could attach it to the inside of his jacket. It was a Gestapo warrant-disc.
‘That ought to open a few doors for you, Bernie.'
‘You're not joking,' I said. ‘Christ, if they caught you with this — '
‘Yes, I know. It would save you a great deal of slip money, don't you think? So if you want it, I'll ask fifty for it.'
‘Fair enough,' I said, although I wasn't sure about carrying it myself. What he said was true: it would save on bribes; but if I was caught using it I'd be on the first train to Sachsenhausen. I paid him the fifty. ‘A bull without his beer-token. God, I'd like to have seen the bastard's face. That's like a horn-player without a mouthpiece.' I stood up to go.
‘Thanks for the information,' I said. ‘And in case you didn't know, it's summertime up on the surface.'
‘Yes, I noticed that the rain was a little warmer than usual. At least a rotten summer is one thing they can't blame on the Jews.'
‘Don't you believe it,' I said.
5
There was chaos back at Alexanderplatz, where a tram had derailed. The clock in the tall, red-brick tower of St George's was striking three o‘clock, reminding me that I hadn't eaten anything since a bowl of Quaker Quick Flakes (‘For the Youth of the Nation') since breakfast. I went to the Cafe Stock; it was close by Wertheim's Department Store, and in the shadow of the S-Bahn railway viaduct.
The Café Stock was a modest little restaurant with an even more modest bar in the far corner. Such was the size of the eponymous proprietor's bibulous belly that there was only just room for him to squeeze behind the bar; and as I came through the door it was there that I found him standing, pouring beers and polishing glasses, while his pretty little wife waited on the tables. These tables were often taken by Kripo officers from the Alex, and this had the effect of obliging Stock to play up his commitment to National Socialism. There was a large picture of the Führer on the wall, as well as a printed sign that said, ‘Always give the Hitler Salute.'
Stock wasn't always that way, and before March 1933 he had been a bit of a Red. He knew that I knew it, and it always worried him that there were others who would remember it too. So I didn't blame him for the picture and the sign. Everyone in Germany was somebody different before March 1933. And as I'm always saying, ‘Who isn't a National Socialist when there's a gun pointed at his head?'
I sat down at an empty table and surveyed the rest of the clientele. A couple of tables away were two bulls from the Queer Squad, the Department for the Suppression of Homosexuality: a bunch of what are little better than blackmailers. At a table next to them, and sitting on his own, was a young Kriminalassistent from the station at Wedersche Market, whose badly pock-marked face I remembered chiefly for his having once arrested my informer, Neumann, on suspicion of theft.
Frau Stock took my order of pig's knuckle with sauerkraut briskly and without much in the way of pleasantry. A shrewish woman, she knew and disapproved of my paying Stock for small snippets of interesting gossip about what was going on at the Alex. With so many officers coming in and out of the place, he often heard quite a lot. She moved off to the dumb-waiter and shouted my order down the shaft to the kitchen. Stock squeezed out from behind his bar and ambled over. He had a copy of the Party newspaper, the
Beobachter,
in his fat hand.
‘Hallo, Bernie,' he said. ‘Lousy weather we're having, eh?'
‘Wet as a poodle, Max,' I said. ‘I'll have a beer when you're ready.'
‘Coming right up. You want to look at the paper?'
‘Anything in it?'
‘Mr and Mrs Charles Lindbergh are in Berlin. He's the fellow that flew across the Atlantic.'
‘It sounds fascinating, really it does. I suppose the great aviator will be opening a few bomber factories while he's here. Maybe even take a test-flight in a shiny new fighter. Perhaps they want him to pilot one all the way to Spain.'
Stock looked nervously over his shoulder and gestured for me to lower my voice. ‘Not so loud, Bernie,' he said, twitching like a rabbit. ‘You'll get me shot.' Muttering unhappily, he went off to get my beer.
I glanced at the newspaper he had left on my table. There was a small paragraph about the ‘investigation of a fire on Ferdinandstrasse, in which two people are known to have lost their lives', which made no mention of their names, or their relation to my client, or that the police were treating it as a murder investigation. I tossed it contemptuously onto another table. There's more real news on the back of a matchbox than there is in the
Beobachter.
Meanwhile, the detectives from the Queer Squad were leaving; and Stock came back with my beer. He held the glass up for my attention before placing it on the table.
‘A nice sergeant-major on it, like always,' he said.
‘Thanks.' I took a long drink and then wiped some of the sergeant-major off my upper lip with the back of my hand. Frau Stock collected my lunch from the dumb-waiter and brought it over. She gave her husband a look that should have burned a hole in his shirt, but he pretended not to have seen it. Then she went to clear the table that was being vacated by the pock-marked Kriminalassistant. Stock sat down and watched me eat.
After a while I said, ‘So what have you heard? Anything?'
‘A man's body fished out of the Landwehr.'
‘That's about as unusual as a fat railwayman,' I told him. ‘The canal is the Gestapo's toilet, you know that. It's got so that if someone disappears in this goddamn city, it's quicker to look for him at the lighterman's office than police headquarters or the city morgue.'
‘Yes, but this one had a billiard cue - up his nose. It penetrated the bottom of his brain they reckoned.'
I put down my knife and fork. ‘Would you mind laying off the gory details until I've finished my food?' I said.
‘Sorry,' said Stock. ‘Well, that's all there is really. But they don't normally do that sort of thing, do they, the Gestapo?'
‘There's no telling what is considered normal on Prinz Albrecht Strasse. Perhaps he'd been sticking his nose in where it wasn't wanted. They might have wanted to do something poetic.' I wiped my mouth and laid some change on the table which Stock collected up without bothering to count it.
‘Funny to think that it used to be the Art School - Gestapo headquarters, I mean.'
‘Hilarious. I bet the poor bastards they work over up there go to sleep as happy as little snowmen at the notion.' I stood up and went to the door. ‘Nice about the Lindberghs though.'
 
I walked back to the office. Frau Protze was polishing the glass on the yellowing print of Tilly that hung on the wall of my waiting room, contemplating with some amusement the predicament of the hapless Burgomeister of Rothenburg. As I came through the door the phone started to ring. Frau Protze smiled at me and then stepped smartly into her little cubicle to answer it, leaving me to look afresh at the clean picture. It was a long time since I'd really looked at it. The Burgomeister, having pleaded with Tilly, the sixteenth-century commander of the Imperial German Army, for his town to be spared destruction, was required by his conqueror to drink six litres of beer without drawing breath. As I remembered the story, the Burgomeister had pulled off this prodigious feat of bibbing and the town had been saved. It was, as I had always thought, so characteristically German. And just the sort of sadistic trick some S A thug would play. Nothing really changes that much.
‘It's a lady,' Frau Protze called to me. ‘She won't give her name, but she insists on speaking to you.'
‘Then put her through,' I said, stepping into my office. I picked up the candlestick and the earpiece.
‘We met last night,' said the voice. I cursed, thinking it was Carola, the girl from Dagmarr's wedding reception. I wanted to forget all about that little episode. But it wasn't Carola. ‘Or perhaps I should say this morning. It was pretty late. You were on your way out and I was just coming back after a party. Do you remember?'
‘Frau — ' I hesitated, still not quite able to believe it.
‘Please,' she said, ‘less of the Frau. Ilse Rudel, if you don't mind, Herr Gunther.'
‘I don't mind at all,' I said. ‘How could I not remember?'
‘You might,' she said. ‘You looked very tired.' Her voice was as sweet as a plate of Kaiser's pancakes. ‘Hermann and I, we often forget that other people don't keep such late hours.'
‘If you'll permit me to say so, you looked pretty good on it.'
‘Well, thank you,' she cooed, sounding genuinely flattered. In my experience you can never flatter any woman too much, just as you can never give a dog too many biscuits.
‘And how can I be of service?'
‘I'd like to speak to you on a matter of some urgency,' she said. ‘All the same, I'd rather not talk about it on the telephone.'
‘Come and see me here, in my office?'
‘I'm afraid I can't. I'm at the studios in Babelsberg right now. Perhaps you would care to come to my apartment this evening?'
‘Your apartment?' I said. ‘Well, yes, I'd be delighted. Where is it?'
‘Badenschestrasse, Number 7. Shall we say nine o'clock?'
‘That would be fine.' She hung up. I lit a cigarette and smoked it absently. She was probably working on a film, I thought, and imagined her telephoning me from her dressing room wearing only a robe, having just finished a scene in which she'd been required to swim naked in a mountain lake. That took me quite a few minutes. I've got a good imagination. Then I got to wondering if Six knew about the apartment. I decided he did. You don't get to be as rich as Six was without knowing your wife had her own place. She probably kept it on in order to retain a degree of independence. I guessed that there wasn't much she couldn't have had if she really put her mind to it. Putting her body to it as well probably got her the moon and a couple of galaxies on top. All the same, I didn't think it was likely that Six knew or would have approved of her seeing me. Not after what he had said about me not poking into his family affairs. Whatever it was she wanted to talk to me urgently about was certainly not for the gnome's ears.
I called Müller, the crime reporter on the
Berliner Morgenpost,
which was the only half-decent rag left on the news-stand. Müller was a good reporter gone to seed. There wasn't much call for the old style of crime-reporting; the Ministry of Propaganda had seen to that.
‘Look,' I said after the preliminaries, ‘I need some biographical information from your library files, as much as you can get and as soon as possible, on Hermann Six.'

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