Mad Love (2 page)

“If you love me you won’t talk about those four years of hell.” The thought of high school makes my skin crawl. I
so
didn’t want to relive Sophie Walker’s
Wonder Years
. Because seriously, there really wasn’t anything wonderful about them.

“If you didn’t want a reminder of how completely uncool you were, why keep the hideous jeans?”

“I loved them,” I tell him honestly.

“Sophie, that offends me. On every level.”

I lose the battle to stay silent and burst out laughing. Erik is a stylist to the stars in Hollywood. He’s considered to be one of the best, and every celebrity he works with instantly falls in love with him and can’t get enough of him. I don’t blame them. He lives and breathes fashion. His love for clothes, handbags, shoes, and accessories comes a close second to his love for Orie. And sometimes, depending on what designer he has on, he might even love the outfit more.

Before I can answer, the flight attendant brings my drink.

“May I get you anything else, Miss Walker?”

“This is great, thank you,” I say politely.

“I’d love to have one of those as well,” Erik asks her with a smile. She nods and walks away.

“Are we drinking our sorrows away?”

I stir my drink and shrug. “Maybe.”

“Sophie, your parents are assholes.” Erik just rolls right into it. I know what’s coming next so I take a giant sip. ”Instead of supporting their daughter and her dream of being an artist, they act like pricks.”

The thought of my parents makes me sick to my stomach.

“I mean, look at you. Not at this moment, of course. I’m talking in general. Your parents should be so proud of you. Of how brave you are. Of being so confident in your ability as an artist. I mean, it’s your choice if you wanna be poor,” I almost smile. Erik looks so indignant. “Your mom should support your artistic endeavors. She was a dancer for God’s sake! Your dad is a stiff lawyer, but your mom? She’s got a lot of nerve to be pissed at you.”

I bite my lip and hope my face doesn’t betray the pain of his words. I wish I made my mother proud. Instead, I’m the cause of her anxiety and heartache. But then I could never be as perfect as her. When my father first set eyes on my mother she was a ballerina in
Swan Lake
—of course, she was the swan queen. He watched her perform and was instantly smitten. He had to meet her, so he bribed his way backstage and came face to face with my mom. They both say that when they set eyes on each other they knew instantly that they were meant to be together forever. And to this day, they are still madly in love.

They compliment each other in every way. My mom is small, petite, perfect. My dad, a former football player in high school, is the epitome of the all-American, with his wholesome good looks and easy smile. My mom quit the ballet company and followed my dad to Los Angeles, where he was enrolled in law school at USC.

Now he has a successful criminal law practice and my mom is his rock. She has dedicated her life to him. They never had any other children so all they do is focus on me. Obsessively, I think. They expected me to pursue a career in law and take over the family business. And being the pleaser that I am, I dutifully did as I was told and applied to law school—in Los Angeles,
because my parents couldn’t bear the thought of me leaving them. I got into my dad’s alma mater and was on my way to following in his footsteps. That was the plan.
Was
being the operative word.

And then there’s Jerry. Perfectly coiffed, immaculately dressed, and knowledgeable about everything, he is the perfect man. And he looks like George Clooney. I’ve known him since I was five years old; we played hide and seek when we were kids. He taught me how to ride a bike, spit like a man, and catch frogs. We drifted apart in high school because of our three-year age difference, but we always talked and always remained friends. When Jerry came back from Harvard Law—where else?—he started working for my dad’s firm—of course.

I interned there almost a year ago, and one night when we were both working late, Jerry looked at me seriously and said, “Should we just give it a go?”

“Give what a go?” I had no idea what he was talking about.

“Us.” He smiled at me, showing perfect dimples. “It seems kind of natural, huh?”

My heart dropped. What was I supposed to say to him? We were friends. I didn’t want to lose that.

“I don’t know—“

He leaned in quickly and kissed me softly on the lips. I was frozen.

“We’re perfectly matched. Our families know one another and like each other.” He shrugged as he brushed his hand across my cheek. “It just feels—comfortable.”

Comfortable? Huh?

Before I knew it, I was in a comfortable relationship with comfortable kisses, comfortable handholding, and nothing uncomfortable about it.

Two weeks ago. Erik made me see the light. I may not have been ready to have sex with him, but I at least wanted to know that the man I was going to marry at least
wanted to.
I tried to break up with Jerry via text, I was so chicken shit. But Erik made me do it in person, and even drove me to Jerry’s house. He waited down the street while I took a swig of vodka from a flask, a first for me, and walked up to Jerry’s house at three a.m.

I rang the doorbell and after a moment Jerry opened it, his hair disheveled from sleep but still looking good in sweat pants and a t-shirt. He was immediately concerned, which made me feel even worse.

“Sophie? What’s wrong? Do you know what time it is?”

“I’m breaking up with you,” I blurted it out like projectile vomit.

It took a moment for him to register this piece of information. Then he said, “What?”

“I hope we can remain friends,” I said and turned around to run straight back to Erik’s car, but Jerry took my arm.

“What is wrong with you? We are not breaking up!”

“Yes, we are, Jerry.” I pulled my arm away and mustered up what little courage I had. “You can’t really tell me that you want this for the rest of your life.” I pointed at my body for dramatic effect. I knew I was insulting myself but I didn’t care.

“I do. I want you.”

“No, you don’t,” I told him, shaking my head emphatically. “You can’t even bear to kiss me! Am I going to stay a virgin
forever?!
”

I’ll never forget the look on his face. He was mortified by my question, but then I was humiliated that I even had to ask.

“I was trying to be considerate.”

“Considerate?” I practically shouted at him. “Do you know how completely horrible that sounds to me?”
He’s Just Not That into You
popped into my mind. Clearly I could have been a case study.

“Yes! There’s a family relationship here, Sophie. I’m being respectful. Try to get a grip and understand.”

But I felt like sex-starved nymphomaniac.

“There’s no passion between us.”

He looked so offended by my words that I felt even worse than before.

But for once, Jerry was quiet. How could he deny it? There was no way he could.

“You know I’m right,” I rushed out. “I love you like a brother. And if you’re honest with yourself, you only love me like a sister.”

That was about all I could handle before turning around and running to Erik’s car like a bat out of hell. This time, Jerry didn’t try to stop me.

The next battle, my parents. I didn’t want to disappoint them, but it was inevitable. Jerry is what my dad likes to call “a rising star.” He says Jerry exhibits this in his social life and in business. Unfortunately for me, they adore him even more than what the average person would deem normal.

My mom was so upset by the break-up that I think if she had to choose between us, she would have chosen Jerry.

The night I told them, I went home to their place in Brentwood for dinner. I walked through the front door and felt the familiar feeling of home and security, as I always did when I entered their cozy domain. The house is a traditional Cape Cod and my mom had designed the interior as if it were in the Hamptons. As was our ritual, she greeted me at the door.

She always looks so good, never a hair out of place, always immaculately dressed. She’s like a little porcelain china doll.

“Where’s Jerry?” she asked as she looked over my shoulder.

“He’s not coming,” I managed to say through my dread.

“Oh? Is he working late, dear?” she asked as she wiped her hands on her apron.

I tried to muster up as much courage as I could.

“Mom, Jerry is never coming with me to this house again.” There it was. Out in the open.

“Whatever do you mean, dear?” My mom stopped in her tracks to turn and look at me, a brow raised in surprise.

“I broke up with him.” I felt relieved.

My mom was quiet for a moment, then she shrugged and said, “Lover’s quarrel. You’ll make up.”

I hadn’t expected that. I needed to be clearer about this. Brutal. It was the only way to get through to her. “No, mom. We are never making up. I’m not in love with him.”

“Yes, you are.”

“No, actually I’m not.”

“
Yes, you are.”

“Are you really trying to tell me how I feel? I don’t love Jerry!” I told her. I couldn’t believe we were even arguing about it.

“Oh.” I could tell my mom was devastated. She didn’t say anything else, but walked to the bar and poured herself a healthy glass of scotch. She downed it in a second, like a pro. I was impressed.

“Are you upset?” I asked as I watched her pour another drink, tap the bar with the cup, and take it down in one swig.

“Why would you think that, dear? It’s your life, your choice.” I knew she wanted to add
your mistake
.

“Well, thanks for understanding, Mom.” I tried to keep the sarcasm out of my voice, but I hoped that my innocent comment would make her feel bad.

“Of course, dear. You know we’ll always support you in every decision you make,” she said as she headed into the kitchen. I thought I was home free, almost at the finish line, but then my mom can’t ever seem to help herself when it comes to me. “Even if you’ll never ever find someone as kind, intelligent and handsome as Jerry,“ she said over her shoulder before disappearing into the kitchen.

Nice.

I chose not to respond with an equally biting comment because I knew that if the two of us started down this road it would end in tears—only mine, of course—and in my mom inevitably convincing me of the error of my ways.

I’m sure she wonders sometimes if I’m really her daughter or if the hospital made a mistake and swapped me for her real child. If you really analyzed us you would notice that the only similarity we have are our toes, and even those are questionable.

“Speaking of your mom, where did she come up with name Sophie? It’s not like she’s French. She should have named you Maria or Monica.” Erik brings me back to the moment in a second. I’m so glad for him.

“I’m named after my dad’s mom.”

“I always wondered,” he says as he pulls out a Chanel face mist. He gives himself three sprays then holds it out to do my face.

“Close your eyes.” I do as I’m told. The mist actually feels great on my skin.

“Thanks.” I open my eyes and smile gratefully at my friend.

Erik stares at me for a long moment. He knows me well. He has sat with me through endless tirades about my family, about Jerry, about my desire to be an artist, the many nights all blurred into one, giant, alcohol-induced haze.

“So what’s on your mind? Why can’t you sleep? Please tell me you’re not thinking about Jerry the fairy.” He says the last part with a great deal of animosity.

I snort out loud. “He’s not—“

“So is. The man never ever tried to have sex with you—“

“Lower your voice!” I hiss at him in agitation as I look around the cabin.“ He says he was being considerate.“

“Considerate?” Erik pauses for a moment. “Do you believe the lies he tells you?”

“Whatever.”

“Oh honey, there is so much you have to learn.” He pulls a lip balm out of his Goyard make-up bag.

I finally ask out loud the question that has plagued me since the moment Jerry and I started dating. “Maybe he didn’t find me attractive?”

“Spare me the mental anguish! Have you looked in the mirror lately?”

I look away from Erik. “You’re my friend.”

“What I find so damn puzzling about you is how you can be so strong and confident about certain things and so insecure about your own beauty.” He shakes his head at me in disappointment.

“Strong and confident because I don’t want to live a lie? I can’t stand law. I’m just so done with doing what my parents want. I want to live my own dream. Nothing makes me happier than painting.
Nothing
.”

“Exactly. You walked away from law school in your second year and then you dumped the man your parents wanted you to be with because it didn’t feel right in your heart. That’s confidence, babe. That’s someone who knows what she wants and won’t settle. And yet you don’t see the hot
woman looking back at you when you look in the mirror. I’m at a goddamn loss.”

“
Hot?
Please.” He’s right about the confidence part. But come on, hot? Me? That’s not an adjective I would ever use to describe myself.

Erik looks like he wants to strangle me.

“You’re a knock-out. You’ve got an amazing body. You have perfect brown hair, which happens to have its own natural highlights. Most women pay a hair stylist a lot of money to get that color. You’re blessed with great skin, beautiful green eyes, spectacularly long, naturally curly lashes. If you were five inches taller you could have been a model.”

“Thanks, I think.” I laugh again.

“What? Five feet four inches isn’t so bad.” He leans over and whispers, “Maybe I can look into those surgeries that stretch people out. I think they do that a lot in Asian countries.”

The flight attendant arrives with Erik’s drink.

“Thanks.” He says and takes a sip.

“I’m totally serious about the surgery, by the way.”

“I know you are. But I’m completely okay with being average height.”

“Actually, it’s called petite, babe.“

Erik looks over at his sleeping boyfriend. His jet black hair peeks out from underneath the blanket he has draped over him. “Orie could use a few inches. Maybe we can get a two-for-one deal.”