Love, Rosie (6 page)
Authors: Cecelia Ahern
you
understand
the
necessity
of
this.
Alex
Stewart’s
parents
will
also
be
in
attendance.
The
scheduled
time
is
Monday
morning
at
9
a.m.
Yours
sincerely,
Mr.
Bogarty
Principal
from
:
to
:
subject
:
Rosie
Alex
Suspended!
Holy
shit!
I
didn’t
think
that
old
bogey
would
go
ahead
and
suspend
us!
I’d
swear
we
were
axe
murderers
from
the
way
that
they
were
carrying
on!
Oh
this
is
the
best
punishment
ever
,
I
get
to
stay
in
bed
for
a
whole
week
nursing
a
hangover
instead
of
going
to
school!
Thanks
for
taking
me
out,
you’re
a
real
friend!
love,
rosie
13
from
:
to
:
subject
:
Alex
Rosie
I’m
in
hell
Glad
life
is
going
so
wonderfully
for
you
these
days.
I’m
e-mailing
you
from
the
worst
place
in
the
world.
An
office.
I
have
to
work
here
with
dad
for
the
entire
week
filing
shit
and
licking
stamps.
I
swear
to
god
I
am
NEVER
EVER
going
to
work
in
an
office
in
my
life.
The
bastards
aren’t
even
paying
me.
A
very
pissed
off
Alex
from
:
to
:
subject
:
Rosie
Alex
To
a
very
pissed
off
Alex
Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
em
.
.
.
I’ve
forgotten
what
I
was
going
to
write
.
.
.
oh
yeah
.
.
.
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha.
Lots
of
love
from
an
extremely
comfy,
snuggy,
warm,
and
happy
Rosie
typing
from
her
bedroom
from
:
to
:
subject
:
Alex
Rosie
To
the
lazy
bitch
I
don’t
care.
There
is
an
absolute
babe
working
in
this
office.
I
am
going
to
marry
her.
Now
who’s
laughing?
from
:
to
:
subject
:
Rosie
Alex
Don
Juan
Who
is
she?
From
a
non-lesbian
so
am
therefore
NOT
jealous.
14
from
:
to
:
subject
:
Alex
Rosie
To
non-lesbian
Cecelia
Ahern
I
will
for
the
time
being
humor
you
by
calling
you
that
although
I
have
yet
to
see
any
evidence
to
suggest
otherwise.
When
is
the
last
time
you
had
a
boyfriend?
Her
name
is
Bethany
Williams
and
she
is
17
(older
woman),
blonde,
has
a
massive
pair
of
boobs,
and
the
longest
legs
I
have
ever
seen.
From
the
sex
god.
from
:
to
:
subject
:
Rosie
Alex
Mr.
Sex
god
(puke
puke
gag
vomit)
She
sounds
like
a
giraffe.
I’m
sure
she
is
a
really
nice
person
(Not!).