Love, Rosie (2 page)

love,
rosie

5

and
ate
your
cake.
She
was
hungry
because
mum
says
dad
eats
all
our
left-

overs.
See
you
at
skool
tomorrow.

Alex

To
Alex

Thanks
for
the
present.
Its
OK
about
what
sandy
did.
Mum
says
she

needed
a
new
carpet
anyway.
Dad
is
a
bit
mad
though.
He
said
the
old
one

was
fine
but
mum
thinks
the
house
smells
of
poo
now.

Look
at
Ms.
Casey’s
nose.
It
is
the
biggest
nose
I
have
ever
seen.

Rosie

To
Rosie

I
no
and
she
has
a
big
snot
hanging
down
too.
She
is
the
ugliest
alien
I

have
ever
seen.
I
think
we
should
tell
the
police
we
have
an
alien
as
a
teacher

who
has
a
really
smelly
breath
and—

Dear
Mr.
and
Ms.
Stewart,

I
would
like
to
arrange
a
meeting
with
you
to
discuss
how
Alex
is

progressing
at
school.
I
would
like
to
talk
about
the
recent
change
in

his
behavior
along
with
the
problem
of
his
note-writing
during
class.
I

would
appreciate
it
if
you
called
the
school
to
arrange
a
suitable
time
to

meet.

Yours
sincerely,

Ms.
Casey

To
Alex

I
hate
that
we
dont
sit
together
anymore
in
class.
I’m
stuck
beside
stinky

Steven
who
picks
his
nose
and
eats
it.
It
is
gross.
What
did
your
mum
and
dad

say
about
Ms.
Big
nose
alien?

From
Rosie

To
Rosie

Mum
did
not
say
much
because
she
kept
laffing.
I
dont
no
why.
I
no
it
is

6

Cecelia
Ahern

reall
boring
up
the
front
of
the
class.
Smelly
breath
Ms.
Casey
keeps
on
luck-

ing
at
me.
Have
to
go.
Alex

To
Alex

You
always
spell
know
wrong.
It
is
KNOW
not
NO.

From
Rosie

To
Rosie

Sorry
miss
prefect.
I
no
how
to
spell
it.

From
Alex

Hello
form
Spain!
The
weather
is
really
nice.
It
is
hot
and
sunny.
There

is
a
swimming
pool
with
a
big
slide.
It
is
cool.
Met
a
freind
called
John.
He

is
nice.
See
you
in
2
weeks.
Oh
I
broke
my
arm
coming
down
the
slide.
I

went
to
the
hopsital.
I
would
like
to
work
in
a
hopsital
like
the
man
that

fixed
my
arm.
My
freind
John
signed
my
cast.
You
can
too
when
I
get
home

if
you
like.

Alex

To
Alex,
Hello
from
Lundin.
My
hotel
is
the
one
in
the
picture
on

the
front.
My
room
is
the
one
that
is
7
up
from
the
ground
but
you

cant
see
me
in
the
postcard.
I
would
like
to
work
in
a
hotel
when
I
grow