Love, Rosie (55 page)

Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha.

Oh
come
on
you’re
supposed
to
make
me
feel
better.

Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha.

Oh
the
joy
of
having
supportive
friends.
I’m
going
now;
Randy

love,
rosie

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Andy
is
glaring
at
me
like
a
schoolmaster
over
the
rim
of
his
incred-

ibly
sexy
brown-rimmed
spectacles.

Ruby:

Rosie:

Ruby:

Rosie:

Ruby:

Rosie:

Maybe
he
wants
you
to
be
the
naughty
schoolgirl.

Well
he’s
just
a
few
years
too
late
for
that.
I
think
he
wants
to
kill

me,
his
nostrils
are
flaring
and
he’s
breathing
quite
heavily

Are
his
hands
above
the
desk?

Uuugh!
Ruby
stop!

What?!
You
don’t
think
they
call
him
Randy
Andy
for
nothing
do

you?

I
hate
open
plan
offices,
he
can
see
me
from
every
corner
of
this

room,
and
he
can
also
see
my
legs
underneath
the
desk.
Oh
my,

now
he’s
staring
at
my
legs.

Ruby:

Rosie:

Rosie
you
really
need
to
get
out
of
that
office.
It’s
not
healthy.

I
know,
I’m
working
on
it
but
I
can’t
quit
until
I
get
another
job
and

that’s
proving
to
be
rather
difficult.
Apparently
no
one
really
cares

about
whether
or
not
you
work
as
a
secretary
in
a
paper-clip
factory.

Ruby:

Rosie:

Ruby:

Rosie:

Hmm
.
.
.
how
odd
.
.
.
And
it
sounds
so
glamorous,
you
would

think
.
.
.
Honestly,
some
people
.
.
.

Oh
my
god,
he
has
now
moved
his
chair
over
so
he
can
get
a
better

look.
Hold
on
a
minute
while
I
send
him
a
message,
I’ve
had
enough!

Don’t!

Why
not?
I’ll
just
send
him
a
polite
message
asking
to
stop
looking

at
me
because
I
find
it
distracting
while
I’m
trying
to
work.

You
have
an
instant
message
from:
ROSIE

Rosie:

Rosie:

Ruby:

Rosie:

Stop
staring
at
my
tits
you
pervert.

OK
Ruby,
I
sent
it.

Oh
you
are
so
fired;
Randy
Andy
doesn’t
take
too
kindly
to
brash

young
ladies
who
stick
up
for
themselves.

Screw
him!
He
can’t
fire
me
for
that!

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Ms.
Rosie
Dunne,

Cecelia
Ahern

Andy
Sheedy
Paper
Clip
&
Co.
will
no
longer
be
requiring
your
services,

which
means
that
your
contract
will
therefore
not
be
up
for
renewal
next

month
as
was
previously
discussed.

You
are,
however,
entitled
to
remain
as
an
employee
of
Andy
Sheedy

Paper
Clip
&
Co.
until
the
end
of
the
month,
i.e.
June
the
30th.

Andy
Sheedy
Paper
Clip
&
Co.
thanks
you
for
the
work
you
have
put