In the Middle of Somewhere (5 page)

Which brings us to last night, when I finally told my dad I was leaving Philadelphia and moving to the middle of nowhere in Northern Michigan.

“Well?” Ginger asks again.

“He was fine with it,” I say.

“Which means?” Ginger presses.

“I told him about the job and he said great, at least I wouldn’t have to borrow money from him.”

“Not that you ever have,” Ginger chimes in, a familiar chorus.

“Not that I ever have. Then I told him it was in Michigan and he seemed confused.”

“Understandable.”

“I don’t actually think he ever considered the fact that jobs exist outside the county of Philadelphia.”

“So you never told him when you went to Michigan for the interview?”

“Nah. I think I told Sam I had an interview because I borrowed a tie, but that’s it.” Sam, my oldest brother, is married to Liza, a really sweet woman—god knows what she sees in him—who does things like invite me over to dinner once a month because she cares about family and stuff. Sam… goes along with it. “Anyway, he just did his handshake-shoulder-pat thing and said good luck.”

“That’s it?”

“Yeah. Well, no, he looked under the hood of my car and gave me twenty bucks for gas.”

“Which is, like, your dad for ‘I love you,’ though, right?”

“Yep. Just think: some kids only get told things like, ‘I love you, son,’ or ‘I’ll miss you,’ which aren’t actually useful for anything, whereas I get a tune-up
and
gas money. Lucky me.”

“So, lucky you,” Ginger drawls, clearly changing the subject, “what about this Sleeping Bear of yours?”

“Dude, would you stop calling him that?”

“Ooh, touchy. I like it. Speaking of secret languages, that’s Daniel for ‘I’m invested in someone and it’s freaking me out.’”

“If by ‘invested in’ you mean ‘made a complete fool out of myself in front of,’ then, yes.”

“You didn’t make a fool out of yourself;
he
kissed
you
.”

“Yeah, to calm me down. Then I basically assaulted him.” My stomach sinks and I shiver at the memory, despite it being approximately two thousand degrees in my car right now.

“Whatever; he obviously wanted you. He was just being a gentleman and not falling into bed with you when you were drunk and possibly suffering from a closed-head injury.”

I snort.

“Sooooo, do you think you’ll see him again?”

“Dunno. I mean, it’s not like it’s a bustling metropolis; I’m bound to, right?”

“Great. So, do you think you’ll, like,
see him
see him?”

“I just….”

“What, pumpkin?”

“I just can’t stop thinking about him, Ginge. It’s idiotic. I mean, I barely know the guy. But when I woke up and he was gone, I just….” I was fucking devastated.

That morning, I woke up warm, the blanket wrapped around me, soft light coming in through the curtains. It took me a minute to remember where I was, but when I registered the cedar smell of the blanket, the whole night came rushing back. I rolled off the couch, my bruised chest and my throbbing head competing for which was most pissed off at me, determined to talk to Rex. To apologize for throwing myself at him, to thank him for not only saving the dog but kind of saving me as well.

But the house was empty. Even the dog was gone. I wandered around the cabin, feeling like some demented fairy-tale character (and cursing my stupid brain for instantly supplying about ten filthy Goldilocks and the three bears references). In the kitchen were a pot of coffee and a plate of toast that was slick with butter and cool to the touch. On the lip of the plate, where I couldn’t miss it, was a Post-it with a phone number on it. I called it right away, thinking it was Rex’s, but a cab company answered.

He hadn’t left a note. Not even a
Nice to meet you
, or a
Try not to hit any more dogs in the future
.

“I’m just nervous about running into him, that’s all. I didn’t make the best first impression—you know, what with me practically killing a dog, getting drunk and sexually assaulting him, insulting his town, and all.”

“I have the feeling you made a better impression than you may think,” Ginger says in the know-it-all voice she generally reserves for lecturing me about people I sleep with and telling college students who wander into her shop that they should definitely not get that tattoo.

“Whatever,” I say, sounding petulant even to myself. “Hey, what ever happened with that new guy you hired? The one with the Motörhead shirt.”

“Changing the subject: check. Um, he’s…. Well, he’s….”

“Ah ha! How was he?”

“Let’s just say that Motörhead isn’t an inapt analogue to his approach in the bedroom,” she says.

“Um, I’m not actually sure I know enough about Motörhead to understand that,” I admit. “What does that mean: wham, bam, thank you, ma’am?”

“Yeah, only without the thank you.”

“Yikes. Well, at least he didn’t seem the type to make things awkward in the workplace.”

“No. And he’s only here for the month as a favor to Johnny. No big deal.” Johnny taught Ginger to tattoo.

Out the window to my right are trees, trees, and more trees. I’m not sure exactly where I am, but I should be about an hour away.

“Listen, Ginge, I’m getting close; I need to go so I can look at the directions.”

“Okay.” She pauses. “Hey, pumpkin, listen. I think this is a good thing. This Michigan thing. This job. I’ll miss the shit out of you and I’ll be royally pissed if I don’t hear from you at least once a week, just so we’re clear, but seriously, I have a good feeling.”

“God, I hope you’re right.”

“Of course I’m right.”

“Well, I’m glad the self-esteem is coming along.” I don’t want to hang up. I don’t want to cut off the one tie I have to the only place I’ve ever called home.

“Bye, babycakes.”

“Later.”

L
YING
IN
bed, tossing and turning, I try not to think about how freaked out I am.

The apartment is even worse than it looked online. First of all, it’s tiny. The door at the top of the stairs opens into a kitchen that’s sticky with disuse. That opens into one medium-sized room that’s the living room slash bedroom, and off to the side is a tiny bathroom with a shower stall and a sink. The walls are a greasy off white; the kitchen linoleum is yellowed and peeling up at the edges. The blue carpet in the other room is thick with dust and matted in places with I don’t want to know what. The windows are mostly painted shut, so it’s incredibly hot and stuffy. What I thought, based on the pictures, was a door to another room turned out to be a door out to a rickety fire escape that would as likely kill me as save me in the event of an actual fire. The ceiling is low, since it’s really an attic room, and even at average height it feels claustrophobic. It’s the first time in my life I’ve ever not wished to be taller.

I guess it’ll only be for a year or so, until I can pay off my credit card bills, but it’s still a little depressing. I don’t know why, since my apartment in Philly was kind of a shithole too. It’s weird, though. I’m supposed to be an adult now—a real professor with a real salary who moved to start a real job—but I’m still living in a crappy apartment, only now my concerns can be roasting and/or freezing to death instead of getting mugged.

I’d opted for an apartment that was close enough that I could walk to campus and the library. I figured if I was going to be living in the middle of nowhere, at least I could be in the center of what town there is. It’s a single apartment above a hardware store with a side entrance. Carl, the man who owns it, used to live up here before he got married, but it’s been empty since, so he let me have it dirt-cheap. At least I won’t have to worry about living in the same place as any of my students. Since Sleeping Bear College is so small, only underclassmen live in the dorms, and the last thing I want is to end up sharing a parking lot with a student angry about a grade on a paper.

After I lugged in the stuff from my car, it only took me about an hour to unpack. I’d left my shitty furniture on the curb in Philly for someone to grab and I don’t have much stuff. The bed is here, like Carl promised, and a couch, but there’s no air conditioner and no way I was staying in this stuffy place without it. So I grabbed my keys and went to go find one, figuring I could stop and grab some takeout on my way back.

Outside, the sun was setting and the air was thick, at least as humid as it was back in Philly. It smelled nature-y, though, even in town. Like trees and water and lots and lots of oxygen. It wasn’t even 8:00 p.m., but almost nothing was open.

The town of Holiday—seriously? it sounds like something on a postcard, or one of those Christmas towns that only exist during December—is picturesque. I’ll give it that. The only thing I have to compare it to is Manayunk, a neighborhood in Philly that’s gotten really gentrified in the last ten years or so and now has freshly painted storefronts and arts festivals in the summer.

The shops here are all one of a kind. On Main Street, it’s touristy shops: candles with scents like “Winter Wonderland,” “Morning Rain,” and “Indian Summer”; expensive-looking kitchen stores with hand-carved cutting boards and Swedish-looking single-use gadgets with faces painted on them; specialty food stores selling dried fruit, tiny packets of nuts that are more packaging than food, and every conceivable type of preserves. And, every other storefront or so, shops selling Michigan paraphernalia: aprons and boxer shorts and visors and scarves; oven mitts and cookie cutters, field guides and notepads. Everything cut in the shape of the Michigan mitten (the oven mitts with hearts where Holiday would be on the map) or emblazoned with it.

Off Main Street it’s a bit more normal, but still, it looks like something from a movie set—so curated and clean. The sidewalks are even and wide, separated from the streets by decorative brick, and a line of trees alternating with lamp posts, mailboxes, and the most attractive garbage cans I’ve ever seen, painted a dark green, as if they too are a part of nature.

I finally peeked into an Italian restaurant and immediately regretted it because it was kind of a nice place and I was sweaty, wearing jean cutoffs and a black T-shirt with the sleeves torn off from Ginger’s shop, which said
Tattoo Bitch
in bold Gothic font across my chest. I asked the hostess if there was a diner or a takeout place nearby and was peppered with overly friendly questions about my favorite foods. I wandered off in the direction she had pointed, reminding myself that this was a small town and people were probably just friendly, not trying to give me the third degree.

At the diner, people stared again. I grabbed a sandwich to go and practically ran back to my apartment with it.

It’s finally sinking in. I live here now. I live here in this tiny town. Everyone knows each other and I’m a stranger. They’ll want to know me. Know about me. And then maybe they’ll hate me.

Before, I always had the option to just disappear. Don’t like the people in my classes? No problem. Hide out in the library or hop on the subway and go work somewhere else. Don’t want to run into an ex in the coffee shop? Slept with the bartender at this bar? Just walk half a block and go to another one. Have an awkward encounter with someone? Who cares? I’ll never see them again.

But now it all counts. There’s nowhere to hide here. No blending in or fucking off. I’ve never felt so terrified or so exposed.

I
N
THE
past week, I’ve cleaned my apartment, scraped together a quasi-professional wardrobe for teaching, finalized my syllabi for the upcoming semester, eaten at every single nonfancy restaurant in town, and answered some variation of the question “who are you” approximately eight thousand times. I ran into Carl, whose apartment I’m renting, at the diner and he was solicitous—how’s the apartment, how do I like Holiday—but I got the sense that it was mostly for the benefit of everyone else in the diner who was listening when he asked me if I had a partner. Kind of like he wanted to prove that he didn’t have any problem with me being gay.

Bernard Ness, the chair of the job search committee, had me over to his house for dinner. It was pleasant enough, and it’s lucky we have work to talk about, since I don’t think we have much else in common. He filled me in on enough departmental gossip to last a lifetime and the entire time I prayed that this would not become my life: gossiping about which of my colleagues is getting a divorce and whose forthcoming article should never have been accepted for publication.

And all week I’ve wondered when I’d run into him. Rex. Last night, I had a dream that I walked into the diner and he was working there, only it was one of those old-timey soda shoppes and he was wearing the whole soda jerk getup: white shirt and apron, black bow tie, dorky white hat perched on his perfect head. He made me a delicious-looking milkshake but then refused to give it to me. I know, right? You don’t have to be Freud.

Classes start on Monday, so the town has begun to buzz as students get back. Still, it’s nine o’clock on a Saturday night and it doesn’t look like anything is going on. At least I won’t have any distractions while I’m here; it’ll give me time to work on turning my dissertation into a book, which, among other things, will be required of me to get tenure at Sleeping Bear. More to the point, I’ll need to have a publication offer in hand if I have any hope of getting a job that isn’t in the middle of nowhere.

Now, though, I’m antsy as hell. It’s hot in my apartment, even with the air conditioner that I had to drive an hour to find. I spent the day making sure I knew where everything was: my classes, my office, the library, the one pizza joint that stays open after ten. I’ve finished all the reading and done course planning for my first week of classes. I’ve watched four documentaries that have been in my Netflix queue for ages. And I may or may not have googled “Rex + Michigan” to no avail.