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BEETHOVEN IN PARADISE
ME AND RUPERT GOODY
MOONPIE AND IVY
FAME AND GLORY IN FREEDOM, GEORGIA
TAKING CARE OF MOSES
GREETINGS FROM NOWHERE
QUESTIONS FOR THE AUTHOR
BARBARA O'CONNOR
 
What did you want to be when you grew up?
For most of my childhood, I wanted to be a teacher. I also thought I might like to be a dance instructor and have my own dancing school, which I actually did for a few years.
When did you realize you wanted to be a writer?
I don't remember ever making a conscious decision to be a writer. Writing was just something that I loved doing from a very young age. I still have boxes and boxes of things I wrote as a child, from poems to stories to plays.
 
What's your first childhood memory?
The earliest memory I have is when I was about four years old and the ice cream truck was coming through my neighborhood. My sister and all her friends were running after it but I couldn't keep up. I remember just standing there crying.
 
What's your favorite childhood memory?
Being at my grandmother's house in North Carolina with my cousins. My grandfather had filled an old chicken coop with
sand to make a huge indoor sandbox. We played in that chicken coop sandbox for hours.
 
As a young person, who did you look up to most?
My dad.
 
What was your worst subject in school?
Economics. (I'm still not very good at economics.)
 
What was your best subject in school?
English.
 
What was your first job?
I used to teach dancing lessons to neighborhood children. I had a dance studio in my garage that my father helped me make.
 
How did you celebrate publishing your first book?
With lots of whooping and yahooing—and then dinner out with my family.
 
Where do you write your books?
In the winter, I write in my office, which is a converted bedroom in my house. I have a huge, lovely desk that was handmade by a friend of mine. The wood is beautiful and there is lots of room for family photos. My two dogs always stay in there with me and keep me company.
In the summer, I love to sit out on my screened porch. I love being able to watch the birds and look at the flowers while I write.
 
Where do you find inspiration for your writing?
My biggest inspiration comes from my memories of my childhood in the South. But I also love to go back to the South and pay attention to all the little things that make it so special there: the
way the people talk and the food they eat; the weather; the trees—all the things that add richness to a story.
I'm also inspired by reading.
 
Which of your characters is most like you?
Jennalee in
Me and Rupert
Goody.
I think I felt the most like her as I wrote her story and I definitely related to the setting of the Smoky Mountains, where I spent a lot of time as a child.
 
When you finish a book, who reads it first?
I belong to a writers group, so I share bits and pieces of my stories as I write them. But once the story is complete and polished, the first people who read it are my editor, Frances Foster, and my agent, Barbara Markowitz.
 
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
No question about it: a morning person!
 
What's your idea of the best meal ever?
Sushi! (But some good ole greasy fried chicken and big, hot, fluffy biscuits sound pretty good, too.)
 
Which do you like better: cats or dogs?
I am definitely an animal lover. I love them all. But dogs are my favorite. I adore them.
 
What do you value most in your friends?
A sense of humor, honesty, and respecting my need for “alone” time to recharge my batteries.
 
Where do you go for peace and quiet?
I like being home. But outside of my home, I love to walk with my dogs, either in the woods or at the beach.
 
What makes you laugh out loud?
My husband and son both have a great sense of humor, so I laugh with them a lot. My two dogs also make me laugh.
 
Who is your favorite fictional character?
Beverly Cleary's Ramona Quimby.
 
What are you most afraid of?
Heights and snakes.
 
What time of year do you like best?
Summer.
 
What's your favorite TV show?
Judge Judy.
 
If you were stranded on a desert island, who would you want for company?
Probably somebody who was very good at building boats out of things you find on a desert island.
 
If you could travel in time, where would you go?
The fifties. Everything seemed much simpler then.
 
What's the best advice you have ever received about writing?
Author Linda Sue Park often passes down advice that she got from Katherine Paterson, which is to set a goal of writing two pages a day. That doesn't seem nearly as daunting as sitting down to write a novel.
 
What do you want readers to remember about your books?
I'd like for readers to remember my characters, since that is the most important part of any story to me.
 
What would you do if you ever stopped writing?
I'd love to be a librarian, but it's probably too late, since I'd have to go back to school and I'm not sure I'm ready for that anymore. So, I guess I'd just stay home and play with my dogs and work in my garden and figure out a way to pay the electric bill.
 
What do you like best about yourself?
I'm very organized and always punctual. I also think I have a pretty good sense of humor.
 
What is your worst habit?
Always needing to plan things instead of being spontaneous. And, well, maybe nagging.
 
What do you consider to be your greatest accomplishment?
My greatest accomplishment is having raised a good son who is honest and kind. But I'm also pretty proud of having written books.
 
Where in the world do you feel most at home?
Down South.
 
What do you wish you could do better?
I wish I could sing and draw better. And I wish I could play a musical instrument.
 
What would your readers be most surprised to learn about you?
I have no sense of smell and I can eat a whole bag of cookies.
K
eep reading for an excerpt, from
Barbara O'Connor's
The Small Adventure
of Popeye and Elvis,
available soon in hardcover from Farrar, Straus and Giroux.
 
EXCERPT
 
DRIP.
Drip.
Drip.
Popeye opened his eye and looked up at the heart-shaped stain on the ceiling of his bedroom. Rusty water squeezed out of the hole in the peeling plaster and dropped onto the foot of his bed.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
It had been raining for over a week.
All day.
Every day.
The stain on the ceiling used to be a tiny circle. Popeye had watched it grow a little more each day.
He got out of bed and nudged Boo with his foot. The old dog lifted his head and looked up at Popeye, his sagging skin drooping down over his sad, watery eyes.
“Still raining,” Popeye said.
Boo's big, heavy head flopped back down on the floor, and he let out a long, low dog groan.
Popeye padded across the cracked linoleum floor of the hallway and
into the bathroom. He splashed water on his face and ran his wet fingers over his head. The stubble of his new summer buzz cut felt scratchy, like a cat's tongue. His white scalp showed through his pale blond hair.
He examined his teeth in the mirror.
They looked clean.
He rubbed his good eye.
Then he rubbed his bad eye. The one that was always squinted shut thanks to his uncle Dooley.
Popeye hadn't always been Popeye. Before he was three years old, he had been Henry.
But when he was three, his uncle Dooley had placed a small green crab apple on the fence post out back and turned to his girlfriend and said, “Watch this, Charlene.”
Then he had walked back twenty paces, like a gunslinger, taken aim with his Red Ryder BB gun, and pulled the trigger.
Dooley was not a very good aim.
Charlene was not impressed.
When the BB hit Henry square in the eye, she had screamed bloody murder and carried on so much that when Popeye's grandmother, Velma, came running out of the house to see what all the fuss was about, she had thought it was Charlene who'd been shot in the eye.
Popeye had been Popeye ever since.
And Charlene was long gone. (Which hadn't bothered Dooley one little bit 'cause there were plenty more where she came from.)
Popeye went up the hall to the kitchen, his bare feet stirring up little puffs of dust on the floor. Velma didn't care much about keeping a clean house. She mainly cared about not cracking up.
“You get old, you crack up,” she told Popeye when she couldn't find her reading glasses or opened the closet door and forgot why.
While Popeye made toast with powdered sugar on top, Velma sat at the kitchen table with her eyes closed, reciting the kings and queens of England in chronological order.
“Edward V, Richard III, Henry VII, Henry VIII, Edward VI, Mary I …”
Popeye knew that when she got to the last one, Elizabeth II, she would probably start all over again.
“Egbert, Ethelwulf, Ethelbald, Ethelbert …”
Reciting the kings and queens of England in chronological order was exercising Velma's brain and keeping her from cracking up.
But sometimes, Popeye worried that it wasn't working.
This was a big worry.
Popeye needed Velma to not crack up because no one else in his family was very good at taking care of things.
Not his father, who lived up in Chattanooga and sold smoke-damaged rugs out of the back of a pickup truck.
Not his mother, who came and went but never told anybody where she came from or where she went to.
And definitely not his uncle Dooley, who lived in a rusty trailer in the backyard and sometimes worked at the meatpacking plant and sometimes sold aluminum siding and sometimes watched TV all day.
Popeye's grandmother, Velma, was the only one good at taking care of things.
“Edward VIII, George VI, Elizabeth II.” Velma opened her eyes. Instead of starting all over again with Egbert, she shuffled over to the kitchen counter and poured herself a cup of coffee.
“Hey there, burrhead,” she said, running her hand over Popeye's fuzzy buzz cut.
“Hey.”
“What're you gonna do today?”
Popeye shrugged.
“This dern rain is driving me nuts,” she said, stirring a heaping spoonful of sugar into her coffee.
Popeye stared out at the muddy yard. A waterfall of rust-colored rainwater poured off the edge of the metal roof of the shed out back and made a river. The river snaked its way down the gravel driveway and into the drainage ditch that ran along the side of the road. The ditch was nearly overflowing. Every now and then, soda cans or plastic bags floated by in front of the house.
Boo ambled into the kitchen and ate a scrap of toast off the floor under the table, his tail wagging in slow motion.
Back …
And forth.
Back …
And forth.
Popeye licked powdered sugar off his fingers and went into the living room.
Dooley was stretched out on the couch, snoring one of those throat-gurgling kinds of snores. The smell of cigarettes hovered in the air around him and clung to the worn corduroy couch.
Popeye flopped into Velma's big armchair. The metal tray table beside it was stacked with crossword puzzle magazines. Crossword puzzles were good brain exercises, too. Velma knew more words than anybody. She taught Popeye one new word every week. He wrote it on the patio with sidewalk chalk and studied it until it got smudged up by Dooley's worn-out work boots or washed away by the rain.
This week's word was
vicissitude
, but he hadn't been able to write it on the patio yet because of the rain.
vicissitude
:
noun
; a change of circumstances, typically one that is unwelcome or unpleasant
Popeye slouched down in the chair and slapped his bare foot on the floor.
Slap.
Slap.
He looked out the window, wishing that maybe some vicissitude would come along and make this dern rain stop. Even something unwelcome or unpleasant would probably be better than this.
He watched a fly land on Dooley's big toe.
He wrote
vicissitude
with his finger on the flowered fabric of Velma's chair.
He scooped saltine cracker crumbs off the coffee table and tossed them over to Boo, who had settled onto his raggedy quilt by the wood-stove.
The hands of the clock over the couch jerked noisily.
Tick. Tick. Tick.
Around and around.
Tick. Tick. Tick.
Popeye was beginning to hate that clock. He was sick to high heaven of watching it turn minutes into hours and hours into days.
Every day the same.
So
what
if the rain stopped? Popeye thought.
It would still be boring.
It would always be boring in Fayette, South Carolina.
Every day would always be the same.
Popeye was certain about that.
But Popeye was wrong.
Because that very day, that day with the rain dripping out of the heart-shaped stain on the ceiling and that fly sitting there on Dooley's big toe, things changed.
Elvis came to town.
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