How Few Remain (69 page)

Along with his troopers, he emptied his magazine as fast as he could, trying to do the enemy the most damage in the shortest stretch of time. Some of the British cavalrymen fired back, though they had almost as small a chance of hurting his men as their ancestors under General Braddock had had against the skulking redskins during the French and Indian War. Most of the Englishmen, having discovered the enemy, sensibly drew out of range.

Twenty minutes passed. The Englishmen rode forward again. One of Roosevelt’s troopers knocked a redcoat out of the saddle at better than two hundred yards, a fine bit of shooting with a Winchester. The rest of the British cavalrymen drew back again, to wait for reinforcements. They couldn’t be sure how many men Roosevelt had waiting for them. If he’d chosen to defend the line of the river with everything he had, that could make for a large, hard fight.

He hadn’t. He hooted like an owl, the signal for his troopers to withdraw to the horses a handful of their comrades were holding for them. Even in retreat, his smile was broad and triumphant. He’d given the tail of the British lion another nasty yank. “Why not?” he said aloud. “I’m a nasty Yank myself.”

    Sam Clemens had never liked his brother-in-law. As far as he was concerned, his wife’s most prominent virtue was that she was nothing like her brother. Vernon Perkins was ideally suited to his bookkeeping job: he was bald, thin, bespectacled, fussily precise, and had as much juice in him as a brick. Save that she wasn’t bald, his wife Lucy might have been stamped from the same mold. Their two daughters were insipidly well-mannered. Even their dog behaved himself.

And now Vernon Perkins was not only Sam’s brother-in-law but also his landlord. Lying on the uncomfortable divan in the tatty parlor of Perkins’ house, knowing he wouldn’t go to sleep for a good long while yet, Clemens muttered under his breath. “What’s wrong, dear?” asked Alexandra, who lay beside him.

She knew what was wrong. Bless her, she didn’t mind giving him the chance to blow off steam. And he didn’t mind taking it.
“Why in the name of all that’s holy and a good many of the things that aren’t didn’t the Royal Marines pass by without setting fire to our house? And why didn’t they come up here by Telegraph Hill and burn out your brother instead? Or why, at least, didn’t one of their shells fall on this place? Shockingly bad gunnery, if anyone wants to know what I think.”

“You don’t mean that,” Alexandra said.

“I don’t?” In the darkness, Clemens raised an eyebrow. “Thank you for informing me of that, because I didn’t know it. And why, pray tell, don’t I?”

“Because if Vernon’s house was wrecked and ours wasn’t, he and Lucy and Mary and Jane and Rover would have moved in with us instead of the other way round,” his wife answered.

“Boring names for their children. Boring name for their blasted dog, too.” But Sam sighed. “All right, I don’t wish your brother’s house was wrecked. I wouldn’t want him in my pockets, any more than I want to be in his. Heaven only knows how much I wish our house hadn’t been torched, though.”

Alexandra reached out and set a hand on his shoulder. “I know, Sam. I feel the same way. But we all came through safe, even Sutro, even the cat. That’s what matters. How many people weren’t so lucky?”

She was right, of course. She usually was. That she was right failed to lighten Sam’s mood. “My soul rejoices every time I think the Royal Marines furnished you with a gentleman arsonist.” He did his best, which was none too good, to put on a British accent: “‘Terribly sorry to disturb you, ma’am, but if you’d be so kind as to gather up the tykes and the pets so I can pour out the kerosene and touch a match to it?’ Bah!”

From what Alexandra had told him, he wasn’t exaggerating much. The British invaders had set a number of fires to cover their withdrawal to the Pacific, and Turk Street was one of the streets down which they’d pulled back. They hadn’t actually set fire to his house. They’d set fire to the one next door, and the fire—what a surprise!—had spread. Lots of fires had spread through San Francisco in the wake of the British bombardment and invasion. The sour smell of stale smoke still tainted the fog.

“Try to sleep,” Alexandra urged.

“I am. I do,” he said. “I try every night. Sometimes, Lord knows how, I even turn the trick. A Hindu straight from his bed of nails would have trouble sleeping on this divan.”

She patted his shoulder again. “It will be all right,” she said. “As soon as we have a place of our own, it will be all right.” And with that, and without further ado, she rolled over onto her side and did fall asleep.

Orion and Ophelia were sleeping, too, on piles of rugs and blankets. Their steady breathing mingled with Alexandra’s in a rhythm that did nothing whatsoever to lull Sam to sleep. He muttered under his breath again and stared up at the ceiling. Eventually, he did doze off, and tossed and turned through the night, his head full of dreams of exploding shells and snarling rifles.

When morning came, he put on the suit he’d been wearing the day the British came. It was, at the moment, the only suit he owned. He downed a bowl of Lucy Perkins’ oatmeal, which stuck to his ribs like a cheap grade of cement, declined a cup of her watery coffee, and fled the house as fast as he decently could, or perhaps a little faster.

He was farther from the
Morning Call
offices than he had been while he still had a home of his own. Trudging down to Market and then along it showed him a sample of what the British had inflicted on San Francisco.

Most of the houses along the narrow streets that led down to Market were fine. No Royal Marine incendiaries had penetrated so far north and east. Here and there, though, where a shell from an ironclad’s big gun had landed, rubble took the place of what had been a home. Some gaps, where shells had started fires, were bigger still.

The northern end of Market Street was more of the same. A couple of shells had landed right in the middle of the street, and dug sizable craters. Dirt and rubble filled those craters. Work gangs—some made up of white men, including convicts in striped suits; others of pajama-wearing, pigtailed Chinese—were clearing away wreckage one ruined house or shop at a time.

And then, a little north of the
Morning Call
offices, three or four blocks were nothing but wreckage. Those were the blocks the Royal Marines had passed on their way to and from the Mint. They were also the blocks where some of the hardest, most desperate fighting had gone on. The stench of damp smoke lingered most strongly there. Another stench still lingered, too, the sickly-sweet smell of meat going bad.

A white straw boss was shouting orders to a gang of Chinese.
Clemens called out to him: “Hey, Sweeney, find any more bodies in the ruins yesterday?”

“We did that, Sam,” the straw boss answered. “Only one, though; better than it has been. Heaven only knows who the poor bastard was, with him so swole up and black and all.” He held his nose. “He’ll go in one o’ the common graves, poor sod, for not even his own mother could be naming him the now.”

“Filthy business,” Clemens said, and Sweeney nodded. Sam could look west and see some of the swath of devastation the invaders had cut through San Francisco. It ran straight toward the ocean; he would have been able to take in more of it had some of the city’s hills not blocked his view.

“Is there any word yet on how much in the way of gold and silver the Sassenachs are after stealing?” Sweeney asked.

“If words were drops of water, Noah would be up at the top of Telegraph Hill right now, building a new Ark,” Sam answered, which made the Irishman grin around the stub of his cigar. “Whether there’s truth in any of them, heaven only knows. I’ve heard a quarter of a million dollars, but I’ve heard fifty million dollars, too.”

He tipped his hat and went on his way. Sweeney shouted at the Chinamen. They hadn’t slowed down while he was talking with Sam, as a gang of white men would have done. He shouted at them anyhow.

At the
Morning Call
offices, Sam hung his straw hat on one of the trees in the entry hall, then called out the question uppermost in his mind the past few days: “Has Blaine decided to take the carrot yet, or will they have to hit him a few more licks with the stick?”

“Still no word out of Philadelphia, boss,” Edgar Leary answered. “That means the war’s still on.”

“Give me two synonyms for ‘idiots,’ “Clemens said, and then gave them himself: “‘Fools’ and ‘Republicans.’ They haven’t got any notion of when to start wars but, just to make up for it, they haven’t got any notion of when to quit them, either. Well, what’s gone wrong since yesterday?”

“British are shelling Erie, Pennsylvania,” Leary said with a certain weary relish. “Wires say there are big fires down by the waterfront. We know about that here, don’t we?” He turned red and grimaced. “Uh, sorry, boss.”

“Sorry I got burned out, or sorry you mentioned it?” Clemens
asked. “Never mind. You don’t need to answer that. You ought to live with my wife’s brother; then you’d really know what sorry was all about. What’s the news out of Montana Territory?”

“There is no news out of Montana Territory,” Leary said. “The British are over the border, that volunteer outfit with the funny name is skirmishing with them—”

“Roosevelt’s Unauthorized Regiment,” Sam supplied. “I like it. Anybody who’s unauthorized and proud of it is my kind of fellow. Why, I come from a long line of unauthorized—” Instead of interrupting Edgar Leary, he interrupted himself. “Montana, dammit.”

“Nothing else to tell,” the young reporter said. “The cavalry is skirmishing with the British soldiers, and Regulars are moving to help.”

“Moving
where!”
Clemens asked irritably. “Montana’s a hell of a big place. Are they all over it like measles, or sort of settled down in one spot in particular? And if they are in one spot, which one is it?”

“Whichever spot it is, it’s one that’s out of reach of the telegraph lines,” Leary replied. “Of course, there aren’t very many telegraph lines in Montana, on account of there aren’t very many people in Montana.”

“One of the biggest stories of the whole war, and it’s happening out where nobody can take a proper look at it,” Sam said. “Do you know what, Edgar? I’ll bet the Army likes that just fine. After the British give us another licking, the donkeys in blue will have an extra couple of days to cipher out how to make it sound like a victory.”

Grumbling about the U.S. Army, Vernon Perkins, and other calamities of nature, he went to his desk and lighted a cigar. Spotting three typographical errors in the first paragraph of a story sitting there did nothing to improve his disposition. Neither did the text of the story itself. “Whoever edited this would have done the world a favor if he’d never learned to read,” he muttered. Then he remembered he’d edited it himself. He blew out as large and thick a cloud of cigar smoke as he could, to keep everyone else in the office from noticing him turning red.

Edgar Leary said, “Colonel Sherman announced that two men, Diego Reynoso and Michael Fitzpatrick, were shot at sunrise in the Presidio for looting.”

“There, that’s another victory,” Sam exclaimed. “Can’t lick
the Royal Marines—Christ, can’t even find the goddamn Royal Marines—but we’re death on looters, no two ways around it. Of course, if we’d done any kind of proper job fighting off the Royal Marines in the first place, the looters wouldn’t have had anything to loot. Maybe, just maybe, if we give them enough hell now, this particular brand of idiocy won’t happen the next time we find ourselves in a scrape.”

“I hope not, I surely do,” Leary said. After brief hesitation, he went on, “Boss, I do hear tell that Colonel Sherman isn’t happy about what the paper’s been saying since the British hit San Francisco. And if he isn’t happy with the
Morning Call
, he isn’t happy with you.”

“Well, I have to tell you, Edgar my lad, I’m not very happy about what the Army did when the British hit San Francisco. And if I’m not happy with the Army, I’m not happy with Colonel Sherman.” Sam took sardonic pleasure in turning Leary’s warning on its ear.

The young reporter shuffled his feet uncertainly. “I know that. But I thought I ought to tell you anyway, because you can’t throw Sherman in the stockade, but he can put you there, and throw away the key once he’s done it.”

“Throw a newspaperman in the stockade? He wouldn’t d—” Clemens began. But he ran down, like a pocket watch that wanted winding. The trouble was, he wasn’t just a newspaperman; he was a newspaperman who’d spent a few inglorious weeks as a Marion Ranger, a soldier of sorts on the Confederate side during the War of Secession. If Sherman decided he was lambasting the Army because he sympathized with the Confederate States after all rather than because he was a man who recognized damnfoolery when he saw it … if that happened, the commandant at the Presidio was liable to lock him up on suspicion of general frightfulness.

He threw back his head and laughed till he started to cough. “Are you all right?” Edgar Leary asked anxiously.

“I’ll do, no doubt about it,” Sam answered. “It just occurred to me that, considering where I’m staying now, the stockade might be a step up—so long as the estimable Colonel Sherman doesn’t fling my brother-in-law into the cell next door.”

    Abraham Lincoln stood on the platform at the Great Falls train station, patiently waiting for disembarking passengers to get off.
Then, carrying his carpetbag, he got aboard. He looked around the car, wondering if a couple of unsmiling soldiers would come up, tap him on the shoulder, and order him off. He saw no soldiers, unsmiling or otherwise.

He smiled himself. He’d gauged things about right. When he was the principal menace to law, order, and the peace of mind of the moneyed class in Montana Territory, the Army had watched him like a hawk. As soon as the British came over the border, though, everyone forgot all about him. With the invaders heading south, nobody cared a Continental for John Pope’s order limiting him to the Territories.

He would, he supposed, have been even more worried about the future of the country had the military authorities kept right on watching him closely even though the British had invaded Montana.