How Few Remain (64 page)

“Right, boss!” Edgar Leary pushed past him and out the door.

“Clay!” Sam snapped. “You go to the Cliff House, fast as you can. Whatever you can see of the enemy fleet, note it down.”

“I’ll do it,” Herndon said. Then he hesitated. “What if they’ve already blown the Cliff House to hell and gone?”

Clemens’ exasperated exhalation puffed out his mustache. “In that case, you chowderhead, don’t go inside.” Herndon nodded quite seriously, as if that hadn’t occurred to him. Maybe it hadn’t. More explosions were rocking the city now. How could you blame anybody for having a hard time thinking straight?

Clemens sent someone to the harbor, to see if enemy shells were falling there as well as on San Francisco itself, and also to see what, if anything, the Pacific Squadron was doing about the enemy. He scattered reporters through the city. Whatever happened, he—and the
Morning Call
—would know about it.

One of the last men out the door asked, “Are you going to stay here and put everything together, boss?”

“That’s what I have in mind, yes,” Sam answered. “Every one of you will know more about some of this business than I do, but I’ll end up knowing more about all of this business than any of you.”

“Unless a shell comes down on your head,” the reporter said with a nervous chuckle.

“Some people who work for this paper, that would hurt the shell more than the head in question.” Clemens fixed the reporter with a glare. “Shall I name names?”

“Oh, no, boss,” the fellow said hastily, and departed. Not five seconds after he was out the door, another shell made the building shake. The front window broke in a tinkling shower of glass. Somewhere not top far away, a fire-alarm bell was clanging. Sam grimaced at that. How many gas lines was the bombardment breaking? How many fires had started? How bad would they get? How was the fire department supposed to put them out, with ironclads shelling the men as they worked?

“Those are all good questions,” Clemens muttered. “I wonder if any good answers will stick to them.”

He stationed himself at his desk. Every time a shell smashed down west of the newspaper office, he scowled and chewed on his cigar. What were Alexandra and Orion and Ophelia doing? This was a nasty way to make war, throwing shells around in the hope of smashing up whatever they hit and not worrying much about what that was.

Most of an hour went by. The local telegraph clicker started to chatter. No one was minding it; Clemens had sent everybody out to cover the story. He got up to see what the message was. It was from Clay Herndon:
ROYAL NAVY SHELLING CITY. CLIFF HOUSE WRECKED AND BURNING. AT NEAREST TELEGRAPH OFFICE TO OCEAN. DAMAGE SEVERE ALREADY. OUR GUNS OF LITTLE EFFECT.

That gave Sam something to write. He wrote it and gave it to the typesetters. Other reports began coming in, some by wire, some by messengers the reporters had paid, some by messengers who loudly demanded to be paid. Sam suspected some of those had already been paid once, but he shelled out. They hadn’t had to come here, after all.

A picture began to emerge. The enemy ships did seem to be trying to reach the harbor with their guns, or at least with some of them. Most of the shells were falling short, though. “Thanks,”
Sam muttered sourly as the
Morning Call
building rattled again. “I never would have noticed that.”

The Pacific Squadron was moving out to engage the foe. He suspected the handful of antiquated gunboats would be sorry in short order, but making the effort was their job. He wished Edgar Leary would send him something, but the cub remained silent. Maybe he’d been hit on the way to Fort Point. Maybe the telegraph lines were down. And maybe Colonel Sherman wasn’t inclined to let any news out of the fort and into the city. Considering how little the fort’s guns were doing to drive away the British ironclads, the last explanation struck Clemens as most likely.

Men with rifles started running down Market. Other men with rifles started running up Market. “Good to see the Volunteers have everything well in hand,” Sam muttered. “Chickens act this way after the hatchet comes down, but chickens aren’t in the habit of carrying Springfields.” Somebody fired one of those rifles.
How many of our own shall we kill?
Clemens scribbled.
How many of them shall we blame on the British?

The telegraph clicker started up again. He hurried over to it. The message was to the point:
MARINES LANDING OCEAN BEACH
.
HERNDON
.

Sam was still carrying his notebook and pen. He looked down at the two sentences he’d just written. They were still true. They were, if anything, truer than ever. With three quick, firm strokes, he scratched them out anyhow. “Who’s wearing a hogleg?” he shouted, as loud as he could. “The Goddamned Englishmen are landing troops!”

“We’ll nail the sons of bitches!” a typesetter yelled. He and two of the men who served the presses dashed out the front door, pistols in their hands. Clemens wondered if the British Marines knew what they were getting into. Apart from the Volunteer companies, a lot of men in San Francisco carried guns for self-protection—not least, for protection from other men carrying guns.

He wondered whether the Regular Army garrison up at Fort Point and the Presidio knew the ironclads out in the Pacific had landed Marines. Anyone with a lick of sense would have posted lookouts—with luck, lookouts with telegraph keys—all along the ocean front opposite the built-up part of San Francisco. “Which means the Army likely hasn’t done it,” he said. Then he shrugged.

“If they don’t know about ’em, they’ll find out pretty damn quick.”

He went back to his desk and started writing up some of the reports he was getting. As soon as he finished one, he carried it back to the typesetters, who set about turning it into something someone besides him and them and perhaps Alexandra could read.

By the time he’d finished a couple, a great rattle of small-arms fire had broken out to the west. It rapidly got louder and closer. People might be shooting at the British Marines, but they were shooting back, too, and evidently to better effect.

Smoke started floating in through what had been the front window. Clemens coughed a couple of times, then called, “Boys, if you want to go out in the street, I won’t say a word. This is a fine paper, but it’s not worth burning up for.”

Most of the printers and typesetters did leave the building. As long as some of them stuck, Sam did, too, figuring the men out there would warn him before advancing flames got too close. He covered page after page of paper, wondering all the while if what he wrote would meet a hotter critic than he’d ever been.

Clay Herndon burst into the offices without his jacket, with his cravat all askew, and with blood running down the side of his face. “My God, Sam!” he cried hoarsely. “They’re coming this way! Nobody can stop them. They’re coming!”

Clemens pulled a bottle of whiskey out of a desk drawer. “Here,” he said. “Drink some of this.” Herndon did, and then wheezed and choked. Sam said, “Wipe your face and tell me what happened to you.”

Herndon ran a sleeve across his cheek and seemed astonished when it came away red. “Must have been when a bullet took out a window and sprayed me with glass,” he said. “It’s nothing. Listen, those Royal Marines make the Regulars look sick. Nobody can shift ’em, and they’re not far behind me, either.”

“What in tarnation are the limeys up to?” Clemens demanded. “I thought they’d do some shooting and burning for show, but if they’re on your heels”—and the ever-swelling racket of gunfire made that obviously true—”they must be after something bigger. But what?”

“Damned if I know,” the reporter said. “Whatever it is, who’s going to stop ’em?”

“City Hall?” Sam mused. He shook his head. “No, too much to hope for—and if they shoot Mayor Sutro, the city gets stronger.”
And then, almost with the force of divine relation, he knew, or thought he did: “My God! The U.S. Mint!”

“I don’t know.” Herndon took another slug of whiskey. “You can’t imagine what it’s like out there. All fire and smoke and chaos and people shooting and people running and people screaming and horses screaming and the only ones who have any notion of what they’re doing or where they’re going are the Marines.”

“You sound like a man talking about the devils in hell,” Clemens said.

“You aren’t far wrong,” Herndon said. “Listen, if they are after the Mint, it’s not far from here—down on Mission, by Fifth.” He swayed where he stood. Shock? Whiskey? Some of both? Probably the last, Sam guessed. The reporter gathered himself. “They’ll be here soon. That’s not good.”

“Have to get the story,” Sam said, and pushed outside past Herndon. People were still dashing every which way, some with weapons, some without. And then, almost without warning, they weren’t running every which way. They were all running east, with rifle fire lashing them on. Every so often, someone with a rifle or pistol would pause to send back a shot or two. After that, he’d run some more.

Except one of them didn’t run any more. Instead, he fell, clutching his chest. A moment later, a skinny little man in an unfamiliar uniform not far from Confederate butternut dashed up and bayoneted him to make sure he didn’t get up again. Then he yanked the long, bloody bayonet free and aimed his rifle at Sam Clemens.

Time stretched endlessly. As if in a dream, Sam raised his hands to show he was unarmed. The Royal Marine’s face was sweaty and smoke-stained. His scowl showed very bad teeth. He couldn’t have stood more than fifty feet from Sam: point-blank range. After a hundred years in which Sam’s heart beat once, the Englishman turned the rifle aside and ran on.

All the starch went out of Clemens’ knees. Even though the Marine had not shot him, he sagged to the pavement. Now, instead of once in a hundred years, his heart thudded a thousand times a second. More and more Royal Marines dashed past him. None of them gave him a second glance; no one could have imagined him a danger at that moment.

More gunfire rang out, not far to the east: the Mint, sure enough. He remained too dazed to feel proud of being right.
Some of the British fighting men must have brought dynamite, for loud explosions smote the ear. “Move against them!” shouted a fellow in a captain’s uniform: surely a volunteer. No one moved against them, no matter how he bellowed and carried on.

And then, quite suddenly, or so it seemed to Sam, the Royal Marines were running west where they had been running east. He went back into the
Morning Call
offices. “You know what this is?” he said to Clay Herndon. “It’s the biggest goddamn bank holdup in the history of the world.”

“How much silver and gold do you think however many British Marines there are could carry away?” Herndon asked in an awed voice.

“Don’t know the answer to that one, but I’ll tell you this: people are going to fight over the bodies of any who got killed the way lions fought over the Christians in the Colosseum,” Sam said.

As the sounds of gunfire had once advanced through San Francisco, so now they retreated toward the Pacific. Half an hour after the Royal Marines departed from whatever was left of the U.S. Mint (by the smoke billowing up from it, not much), two natty companies of Regular Army infantry marched past the
Morning Call
offices in neat formation, sun gleaming from their fixed bayonets. Sam didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. He took that bottle out of his desk and got drunk instead.

    Brigadier General Orlando Willcox beamed at Frederick Douglass. “How good to have you restored to my table here once more,” the commander of the Army of the Ohio said, raising his coffee cup in salute as if it were a goblet of wine. “A pleasure to see you returned to freedom, and a pleasure to enjoy your company again. Your very good health.” He drank the unspirituous toast.

So did all the officers at his table, even Captain Richardson. “Thank you very much, General,” Douglass said. “Believe me, I feel myself delivered, as were the Israelites from Pharaoh’s bondage in the land of Egypt.”

“You are a pious man, Mr. Douglass,” Colonel Alfred von Schlieffen said. “This is in my judgment good. It will take you through hard times in your life more surely than will anything else.”

Douglass eyed the German military attaché. What did he know of hard times? In his life, Prussia had gone from triumph to triumph,
and now headed a German Empire that was surely the strongest power on the European continent. He had not seen his nation split in two, nor ninety percent of his own people, his own kind, trapped in bondage—
like the Israelites indeed
, Douglass thought.

But then he recalled having heard that Schlieffen had lost his wife in childbed. That was an anguish Douglass had never had to bear. He nodded judiciously. Schlieffen could know whereof he spoke.

“They brought you before Stonewall himself, didn’t they?” someone asked. “What was that like?”

What
had
that been like? Stonewall was a name with which mothers in the United States, and especially Negro mothers in the United States, had been frightening naughty children for a generation. “When the Rebel soldiers took me into his tent, I told him I thought I had come before the Antichrist.”

“As well you might,” General Willcox said; and then, “Oh, thank you, Grady.” The cook set on a table a large tray piled high with squab.

The succulently roasted birds went from tray to plates in next to nothing flat. Douglass snagged a couple for himself. Baked potatoes followed shortly. He went on, “The very strange thing was that Jackson’s artillery commander—”

“General Alexander,” Oliver Richardson put in.

“General Alexander, yes,” Douglass agreed. “Shortly before my arrival there,
he
had likened
me
to the Antichrist.”

Richardson nodded, as if he not only believed Alexander would say such a thing but agreed with it himself. Orlando Willcox asked, “And do you and the Confederate generals still hold this view of each other?”

Cutting up a potato and grinding pepper over it, Douglass paused before answering. Then, slowly, reluctantly, he said, “I, at any rate, do not. General Jackson is a man convinced of his rightness and of his righteousness, but not the horrific figure of evil I had made of him in my mind.”