Hotter than Texas (Pecan Creek) (8 page)

“Young lady!”

Lucy turned. The white-haired battle-ax stood on her porch, calling to her through cupped hands, as if that helped sound carry. “Yes?”

“Why are you standing in front of my house?”

“Why, indeed,” Lucy muttered. “I was thinking about slitting my wrists and was looking for a nice white porch to do it on,” she called.

“Goodness! What a silly notion.” She waved her over to the porch. Lucy went reluctantly, cursing the idleness that had sent her over here to assuage her curiosity.

“Come in and have some tea.”

“I don’t think so.” Lucy looked at the thin, athletic woman wrapped in a lemon-yellow dress accentuated with white tennis shoes, suitable for walking quickly, as she’d noticed Charlotte did. “You have an ulterior motive. I stay away from people with ulterior motives.”

“
You
have ulterior motives too. Don’t judge.” Charlotte opened her screen door, ushering Lucy inside.

“Old lady, I can take you easily, so don’t even think about trying anything.”

Ignoring her comment, she indicated that Lucy should seat herself on a prim white divan in her parlor. “In case you don’t remember, my name is Charlotte Dawson. And you are Lucy Cassavechia. From Florida.”

“Wow. You can remember stuff. That’s cool.” Lucy looked around. “This house looks like something out of an old black-and-white film. Very quaint.”

Charlotte gazed at her warily as she positioned herself two sofa cushions away. “Sarcasm is not a trait a Southern lady wants on her resume.”

“Excuse me if I don’t have my calling cards printed up.” Lucy leaned back on the white sofa and blew a huge pink bubble, snapping it back in with a sucking sound. “My social graces may be lacking, but as I recall, you came to me. So, lack of cotillion class and all that, what’s an old biddy like you want with someone like me?”

Charlotte stood. “Come into my kitchen. We’ll talk over a cup of tea.”

“That’s all right. I don’t need the full tour of Miss Manners’s retirement home. Just tell me what you want, I’ll see if it’s anything I want to help with—which I doubt—and then we’ll both forget this conversation ever took place.”

Charlotte smiled, her bright gaze unblinking behind her glasses. “As I mentioned before, I require absolute discretion.”

“I doubt anyone would believe I paid you a social call, Mrs. Dawson. Don’t you think it rather stretches credulity?”

“I don’t know,” Charlotte said. “I think you and I have more in common than you might believe.”

“That would make us very strange bedfellows. I don’t make a habit of doing strange bedfellows, so let’s not stretch the common connection.”

Charlotte smiled. “My, someone has youngest-child syndrome, don’t they? Never mind, come into the kitchen. Listen to my proposition, and then we’ll see if we have a common bond worth acknowledging.”

“Whatever,” Lucy said, following her into a large kitchen. It was spacious, sunny and well laid out, with gleaming white counters and a badass Viking stove and cooktop. “I know something about kitchens,” Lucy said. “You scrimped on updating the counters and went for max burn on the cooking efficiency. This baby’s big enough to reenact Hansel and Gretel.”

Charlotte looked at her. “Tell you what. You don’t push me, I won’t push you, and neither one of us will end up a Grimm’s fairy tale footnote. Deal?”

“I guess,” Lucy said, “although I reserve the right to change my mind if you try anything funny.”

“As I mentioned,” Charlotte said, undeterred, “I am in need of an assistant.”

Lucy looked at the Viking, admiring it. “Does it involve that sucker? My sister would kill for that thing, although Vivian’s kitchen is not bad.”

Charlotte sniffed. “As I told you the other day, my pie has Vivian’s beat, as does my kitchen.”

“Competitive,” Lucy said. “I like that.”

“It’s a friendly competition.” She seated herself on a toile-covered kitchen stool, and Lucy did likewise. They stared at each other like combatants over the clean white countertop. “I run my own business out of my house. I have more orders than I can process, so I need a capable, discreet person to help with the preparation and shipping.”

“I can do prep and ship,” Lucy said. She didn’t mention Sugar’s online business—Sugar had said she thought it was best if no one knew exactly what they were cooking up yet, at least not until they’d perfected it. For now, they were operating under the guise of ladies looking for a place to roost for a while, and that was what Sugar and Maggie told everyone—except Jake. Jake knew about hotterthanhellnuts.com, but he’d advised Sugar to lie low about spreading the word until her business was ready.

Maybe she could learn something from old Charlotte after all, something that could help her sister and mother run their business, and crack into the tight-ass social register in Pecan Creek. It didn’t matter to her, but it did matter to her family, even if they pretended it didn’t. “I suppose you bake pies and send them to unlucky recipients?”

Charlotte sniffed. “You didn’t like my pie?”

“Actually,” Lucy said, “it beat Vivian’s pie all over the place.”

“Told you. No need to hurry with your thank-you note.”

Lucy grimaced. “Less preachy-preachy, and more planny-planny, please. My family’s waiting for me at The Grease Pit.”

“I make coverings to keep a man warm,” Charlotte said, “and I have more orders than I can handle. When I added designs that incorporated holiday motifs, not to mention the very popular collegiate colors and logos, my business exploded. Record cold temperatures last year helped greatly as well, but now I think the young date crowd has caught on.” She gazed at Lucy benignly. “The job involves packing and shipping, and transport to the post office. Discretion is key. You’re the only one who knows my business now, besides my three friends.”

Lucy blinked. “You don’t want a kitchen witch?”

“No. More of a basement gopher. Although if you and I can come to terms, I’m planning to branch into another area of my business. The job pays well, but you would have to sign documents that you would never steal any of my ideas.”

“You want me to sign proprietary documents attesting that I will never copy your business.” Lucy stared at Charlotte. “You make sweaters for men’s dingies, and you think I’d steal that idea?”

Charlotte’s mouth tightened to prim times nine. “Young lady, I will not have you making light of my livelihood.”

Lucy burst out laughing. “You gave me the Miss Manners lecture, but you’re an old woman knitting knob toppers in your basement. Excuse me, but I’m going to laugh my way out of your house. You don’t need to walk me to the door. And don’t worry,” Lucy said, “I won’t tell a soul. This falls under the heading of life being stranger than fiction. Way stranger.”

“The job pays twenty dollars an hour,” Charlotte said, “under the table.”

Lucy hesitated. She stared at Charlotte, sank back on the stool. “Under the table? If you’re so successful, why would you evade taxes?”

“You’re going to bring your own supplies,” Charlotte said. “Therefore, I don’t have to report your wages, for the incidental hours I’ll be using your services at first. We’ll try each other out slowly.”

Lucy gave her possible employer a narrow gaze. “What supplies?”

“Cleaning supplies. Broom, dust pan, fabric scissors, maybe pinking shears.”

“I’m not helping you make anything like what you make,” Lucy said.

Charlotte drummed an impatient fingertip on the countertop. “Employees do not boss their employers.”

“Right, right.” Lucy shrugged. “Whatever. How many hours a week do you need me?”

“I need you,” Charlotte said, “from seven in the morning until nine, three days a week to start. Two hours, Monday, Wednesday, Friday. In that time, you’ll run my shipments to the post office on your way home. When you arrive at my house in the morning, you will pack my product securely and affix the shipping labels, which are a delicate silver I’m very proud of.”

“Wow,” Lucy said, “I get to use silver labels. Whoop-de-doo.”

“On second thought, you may have to use my car for transportation. You’ll have to walk here,” Charlotte warned. “I’ve noticed you don’t have your own wheels in spite of your smart mouth.”

“True,” Lucy said. “I’ve not been able to give up my Dorothy-in-Oz bicycle with Toto in the basket.”

“Young lady,” Charlotte said, her gaze direct, “I don’t really care what’s made you harder than the bark on a tree, but I do care that you treat my business with respect. This is my livelihood.”

“Yes, ma’am,” Lucy said, rising. “I can be polite for twenty bucks an hour.”

“Excellent.”

“I don’t understand why you think your business would be some kind of common bond between us, but I respect it. I respect any woman who can make a living with her smarts.”

“Good,” Charlotte said, “we’ll bond in due time. Maybe.”

Lucy’s gaze slid to the Viking. “Sure thought you wanted to hire me to help you sell those pies you make.”

“Really,” Charlotte said flatly. “You’d be surprised at the profit potential of pies versus man warmers.”

“Nice percentage, huh?”

“Ridiculously.” Charlotte walked her to the door. “Do not be late. I cannot abide tardiness.”

Lucy walked onto the porch. “Duly noted. Good night, Charlotte.”

“Mrs. Dawson to you, Miss Cassavechia.”

She closed the door, leaving Lucy on the porch. “Well, la-di-da,” Lucy said, “but you need me more than I need you, Mrs. Dawson.” She headed back to The Grease Pit, thinking that if Sugar’s FOB didn’t work out, at least they’d have man warmers to pad the bottom line.

Chapter Six

Three days later after he’d kissed Sugar, Jake went to see Sugar. He had business to discuss with her, but mostly, he wanted to see her again. Something about her made him smile, and he wasn’t sure why.

Maybe it was the sass.

Parking his truck, he spied Sugar walking Paris in the pecan grove. He waved at Sugar. “Hello, ladies!”

She shifted the basket she carried and waved back. Paris galloped toward him, wearing a doggie smile and a new leather collar.

“Hey, girl.” He ruffled Paris’s fur and smiled at Sugar as she approached. “She’s putting on weight.”

“The vet says she’s gained five pounds. She has all her shots now, and has been checked for heartworms. Miraculously, she’s worm-free. She just needs TLC.” She petted the big, soft dog, who gazed up at her with liquid chocolate eyes. “To what do we owe the honor of your presence?”

“Can’t a guy come see his four favorite ladies without needing a reason?”

Sugar shrugged. “Three of us don’t trust you. Paris is nice to everyone.”

“Tell her, Paris. I’m harmless.”

The dog gazed up at both of them with adoration. “You’ve interrupted our walk. You’ll have to follow along if you decide to get on with the nature of your visit.” She began walking back into the grove with her basket full of pecans. After a moment’s indecision, Paris followed her.

“Story of my life,” Jake said. “All the ladies love me and leave me.”

“No pity points will be donated here,” Sugar said over her shoulder.

Jake strode to catch up. “What if I told you I came by just to see you?”

“I’d urge you to not waste my time.”

Jake laughed. “All right. I want to talk to you about Maggie.”

Sugar stopped, turned to look at him. It felt really fine to have her full attention on him. Jake was conscious of a heady desire to make her smile, just so he could bask in it.

Pretty selfish of him, but there it was.

“What about Maggie?” Sugar demanded.

He took a deep breath. “Vivian has decided that Maggie can be the town mayor for the Christmas parade.”

Sugar blinked. “Just for the parade?”

“It’s an honorary position. Newcomer-of-the-year kind of honorary stuff, I think.”

Sugar put a hand on her hip. “Cut to the chase, Jake. What does Vivian really want?”

Jake sighed. “While I admit your caution does you credit, this time there’s no hook in Vivian’s offer.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“It’s true.” Jake held up his palms in a gesture of
search me
. “I think Vivian just had a change of heart.”

Sugar started walking again. “Whatever.”

He laughed and followed. “You sound like Lucy.”

“Look, Jake.” Sugar wheeled on him. “Whatever story Vivian’s talking with you is just to stay on your good side. But your mother is not a friendly person, and I don’t believe for one moment that your mother is doing something nice for mine out of the blue.”

“Normally, I’d agree with you. This time, Vivian seemed anxious to make amends.”

Sugar shrugged and walked away.

He caught up with her easily, eager to press his point. “Sugar, listen, PC needs a mayor. Maggie will be awesome.”

“Okay,” Sugar said. “I’ll tell Maggie. See if she’s still up for it.”

“Thanks.” He had the sense Sugar wasn’t doing cartwheels for joy. “But I’m feeling some reservation from you. I could be wrong, but I’m not usually.”