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A panic is going on among the students at Hogwashes School for Wizards and Witches.  There’s a new threat, a fiendish devil cat roaming the dungeons.  After it rends them to death with its sharp claws, it leaves a hairball behind on each of its victims, a sick kind of calling card left at the scene of each murder.

 

The long awaited sequel to "Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes" has finally arrived. In this hysterical parody of J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter" series, your favorite characters, places, and past events have been twisted around with devilish wit. You'll follow the adventures of Harry Putter, Ron Cheesley, and Hermione Stranger in their quest to destroy Lord Moldyfart. While some of the encounters are spoofs reminiscent of the original tales, others are new, keeping the storyline fresh and unpredictable. If you like the original Harry Potter series, you'll love this crazy parody.

 

Also by Timothy R. O’Donnell:

 

The Epic Erthelba Series

 

Iibrahiim introduces a post-apocalyptic earth of adapting life forms, some of which can use ‘magic,’ including man, who has evolved into five races. Iibrahiim explores rich and fascinating new cultures, philosophies, and religions, while telling the tale of one of its heroes, Quaagthook.  Meanwhile, the over arching storyline examines the nature of reality and perception, and man’s obligation to himself, -- to discover his life’s purpose, and to fulfill the reason for his existence, if possible.

 

 

 

Nothing good ever comes from the darkness!  The saga continues in Polydora, the second novel in the epic Erthelba series.  Quaagthook encounters the soulless Umaanii, a warlike race, cruel and quick to fight.  Meanwhile, his soul is trapped in Polydora’s Abyss.  He must match wits with the conniving goddess of evil, with not only his life, but his very soul at stake.  How does a mere mortal defy and defeat an all-powerful goddess?

 

 

 

What destiny lies within the Goddess of Fate’s control?  The saga continues in Hgia Lucii, the third novel in the epic Erthelba series.  Quaagthook discovers the dead do not always rest peacefully.  In the Realm of Discord

a chaotic domain with
aberrations hitherto unimagined – demons are unfathomably embodied as in no other realm.  Here
only the strangest of chances makes survival possible.  Here the Goddess, Hgia Lucii holds his soul in the palm of her hand.  How will he win it back?

 

 

 

Quaagthook
discovers the only commodity of value
is his
everlasting soul. 
Another
god was even at that heartbeat endeavoring to obtain it.  But the price,
he would have
to
pay
to save it
is
unbearably high.
 
As difficult as
his
previous
tests were, they pale by comparison to the temptation of
the god of law
.  The saga continues in Athandoros, the final novel in the epic Erthelba series.

 

 

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