Forbidden Broadway: Behind the Mylar Curtain (77 page)

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BROADWAY WILL BE GIIJLIANI STREET!

"Glossy Fosse"

[MAN sings while WOMAN mouths the words as if she
were a ventriloquist's dummy.]

MAN

WOMAN

MAN

WOMAN

MAN

WOMAN

MAN

WOMAN

MAN

WOMAN

[She actually speaks.]

Are you kiddin'?

MAN

And now, here she is, Miss Bebe Neuwirth!

IBEBE enters; MAN and WOMAN exit.]

BEBE

Hello, suckers! You know, Ann, Walter Bobbie, Barry,
Fran, and me, we all won Tony Awards for Chicago. And
you can win one too: All you have to do is a little grave
robbing!

[ Two BOYS in gloves, bowler hats, vests, and no shirts
enter. ]

BOYS

BEBE

Left foot blue! Right hand red! Now, dance!

[They are all tangled and try to dance, but collapse.
They get up and hit another Fosse pose. I

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