Forbidden Broadway: Behind the Mylar Curtain (19 page)

[RITA enters, dressed exactly the same.]

RITA

Hello, Chita.

CHITA

Rita, what are you doing here?

RITA

I'll be doing the movie version of Kiss of the Spider
Woman. I'll probably win another Oscar. You can
present it.

CHITA

I'd sooner die.

RITA

You probably will. I just came by to clarify one t'ing:

CHITA

RITA

[CHITA sings Ai!"at the beginning of each of the next
lines.I

[They dance and fight.I

BOTH

"Liza One-Note"

LIZA