Authors: Larry Niven,Jerry Pournelle
Tags: #Science Fiction, #Fiction, #Fantasy, #Adventure, #General, #sf, #Speculative Fiction, #Space Opera, #War, #Short Stories
“Pleased to meet you, Rosalee.” Hairy Red bowed as he shook her hand. “This is Tim Lewis… Lucille Battaglia.” Lewis was the man who had been teaching Harry to sing. Lucille was small and dark and pretty, and in uniform.
Spec. 4. Adjutant General corps. Personnel. Probably shuffling papers, when she isn’t mooning over every word Reddington says.
“When does it stop raining?” Roger asked.
“The Colonel says in about six months,” Lucille said. “If we’re lucky.”
“Colonel?”
“Lieutenant Colonel Crichton. I work for her—”
“Jenny?” Roger demanded.
“Right.” Carlotta smiled. “That’s why I brought Lucille. Jenn couldn’t come.”
“Hey. Lieutenant Colonel. She must have done something important…”
Carlotta smiled but she didn’t say anything.
“Yeah. Rosalee, Jenny is well, it’s pretty complicated. I’ve known her family a long time. Six more months of rain?”
“If we’re lucky,” Carlotta said. “Actually, nobody really knows It might be more than that.”
“What do you do Inside, Mrs. Dawson?” Rosalee asked.
“Well, I work for the government.”
“Everybody wonders what it’s like, though,” Roger insisted. “Families. I’ve heard the senior staff have their families with them—”
“Some do,” Carlotta said. “Roger, I hear you were part of a raid on the Invaders—”
Roger laughed. “Okay, I give up. Look, I only witnessed that raid. Mostly it was George’s idea. Who’d you hear it from?”
“Carol.”
Oh, shit. Carol had gone Inside, on the insistence of Nat Reynolds. The goddamn sci-fi people can get their groupies Inside, and I can’t even get past the outside gate.
“Actually, it was George’s idea. I was along to watch.” How much did that woman tell? Reynolds was no more a hero than I was. “Hell, I’m not blowing a month’s expense money to talk about me! Harry, tell your story. .
“Wow,” Lucille said. “That’s really something. I’ve never seen a snout except Harpanet. The one you captured, Harry.”
“Well, it was sufficiently hairy,” Harry said. “If the snout didn’t kill us, the farmers would. We took the motorcycle downhill till we could smell the swamp, and then we walked.
Lucille found Hairy Red awesome. Roger found that amusing.
But— Carlotta laughed, something between a snort and a giggle.
“See if it’ll carry you,” the man says. “Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. A snout armed with an assault rifle! I don’t think it ever crossed Harry’s mind that I might chicken out. So I couldn’t. Harry’s just the right kind of crazy. You know what he said when we got to those farmers?”
But Carlotta’s backing him up! He must be a real hero. Aw, come on — Roger moved his now clean dinner plate so he could take notes.
(All of the plates had been cleaned. People didn’t waste-food these days.)
“I never saw action,” Lucille said. “But I’ve seen Harpanet — nuts. Classified.”
“Are there any stories you can tell?”
“I haven’t been told so. Harry has all the good stories.”
Harry has the stories, but Carlotta knows what’s happening. Bellingham Evelyn got pregnant and married that guy, what was his name? Max. Max Rohrs. Has a sick mother in Bellingham Had to live there, and Evelyn went with him. She’ll still be there. What in hell is Linda Gillespie doing in Bellingham?
He watched Corporal Lucille from the corner of his eye when he said, “We didn’t see any sign of snouts after the bombs went off. Now they tell me those were Soviet bombs.” She didn’t react “I wonder how the sub commanders felt. They finally got to bomb us.”
“I never saw a snout,” Tim Lewis said. “I talked to plenty o guys who did. Dave Pfeiffer and I made a song about what happened to him. He joined the Army after we got here. I don’t know where he is now, but I’d guess he’s chasing down refugee snouts.’
“Let’s sing that song,” said Hairy Red.
“Dessert’s coming,” Tim Lewis protested. “-Oh, hell. Sure.’ They moved to the bandstand and opened guitar cases. Customers started to look around.
Bellingham. Linda’s not there to meet a lover. I’m the one lover she’s got. If she’s there, Ed Gillespie is there. Air Force general. On the President’s personal staff. In Bellingham. Why?
“Penny for your thoughts,” Rosalee said.
“Shh. They’re going to sing.”
THE BATTLE OF GARFIELD
by David Pfeiffer and Tim Lewis
It was just five days after the battle in orbit.
Like snowflakes they came drifting down from the sky:
Monster-things dangling from bright frail gliders.
We watched and we talked, and we all wondered why.
To northward and east of us they made their landing.
Set up a strong point out near Great Bend,
But some had been scattered by wind while they drifted,
And four landed near us to settle with men.
Bob and Les Forward and Bill “Top Kick” Tuning,
Old Amvets, came by on the sixth morning bright.
They had fifteen men with them, combat vets mostly.
They called “Saddle up” for a hell of a fight.
Tom Kinney had seen them and told us about them,
Right down toward Kinsley and headed our way.
“Elephant dwarves with their two trunks a-swinging
And rifles to shoot with” is what he did say.
Ed Gillespie. Air Force general. Fighter pilot, but with administrative and science experience. Can’t fly now. There’s nothing to fly. No airport worth mentioning there anyway. Evelyn told us about Bellingham. Seaport town. Old. Decayed. University. Pacific Northwest, where it rained all the time even before Footfall…
So Mike tried to track them, and we kept our distance.
We set up an ambush and bided our time.
As they came in closer, I picked out the last one
And sighted my “H.K.” to make his life mine.
Charley cut loose with AK-47,
An old souvenir from that old Asian war.
The rest of us fired on time from position.
These snouts wouldn’t push us around anymore.
The snouts fired back, as was to be expected,
But two tumbled over and thrashed in the wheat.
Grenades came a-flying and I picked up shrapnel
That peppered my right hand and both of my feet.
Pacific Northwest. Rains all the time. Cloud cover. Railroad goes there. Old seaport. Goddam, it’s perfect. They’re building something there, something they want hidden under cloud cover. It flies, why else have an astronaut general there? Something that flies into space.
I rolled to a culvert just under the roadway,
I was lucky I did as we fired last round;
’Cause they called on their buddies that waited in orbit,
Called for support and laid hell on the ground.
Green fire came humming and cracking and burning,
Scorched out our positions and killed every, one,
Left me in the culvert, a-wounded and bleeding,
And one living snout that had started to run.
It came to my refuge and looked up the pipe there,
Then reached in and grabbed me and pulled me outside.
Its trunk gripped my rifle as it pulled me from safety,
But I put a .45 slug through its eye.
Now out from Garfield, police came a-riding
On horses to look around after the fight.
They found me and patched me and gave me some bourbon,’
And took me towards home in the quiet twi-light.
So raise your glass slowly to memories around us,
And drink to those boys who have gone on their way,
They died fighting bravely for freedom and Kansas
Against enemies of the U S of A.
Something they want to hide, too big to hide in a factory building, something BIG that flies into space. God damn!
Carlotta had listened politely. “Harry’s a hero, not a bard.”
“Yeah,” Roger said. “He’s better than the writer, though. It could be improved with an axe… How’s Linda?”
“I haven’t seen her in months.”
“You said—”
“Harry! That was great.” Carlotta stood. “But it’s getting pretty late.”
“Max and Evelyn moved to Bellingham.” I’m pushing it. Maybe too hard. But I have to know. Is Linda with them?”
“Roger, it’s really late. Tim, it’s time-Lucille, you have work to do tomorrow morning.”
“Yes, ma’am-can’t I stay?”
“No. Come along.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
Roger watched Carlotta lead Tim and Lucille out of the restaurant. “Hasn’t changed a bit. Still gives the orders.”
“Except to Wes,” Harry said.
“Yeah, guess so. Harry, you look like a man who could use another drink.”
“Reckon I could.”
“Dessert?”
“Roger, there’s only apple pie, and I have had enough of that to last me.”
“Good pie?”
“Not bad, if you don’t eat it every night for a month.”
“Getting tired of the Springs, Harry?”
“Not really-well, maybe.”
“You have gasoline. For what?”
“Motorcycle—”
“Harry, how would you like to be a reporter for the Capital Post?”
“Take you where?” Harry demanded.
“Can’t tell you. Long way,” Roger said. His head reeled. They’d had far too much corn whiskey.
Harry moved unsteadily to the men’s room.
“Where are you going?” Rosalee whispered fiercely. “I’m coming with you!”
“Not on a motorcycle.”
“But—”
“I’ll be back,” Roger said. “Rosie, this is a big one. I can feel it. Big. Maybe the biggest thing I ever got wind of.”
“What are you talking about-that Dawson woman! She told you something.”
“Rosie, do you love me?” “Why ask?”
“I love you. But—” “But you smell a story.” Roger nodded helplessly.
She took his hands in both of hers. “I can’t come?”
“It’s a long way, Rosie. I might get there on a motorcycle. No way in a car. Three on a motorcycle won’t work, even if Harry would try it, which he won’t—”
“What makes you think he’ll take you?”
“Come on. The role of retired hero isn’t a very attractive one. He’s getting fat again, and he hates it, and he doesn’t know what else to do. Too old for the Army. .
“Why him?”
“He probably knows the way. He has a gas ration card. Know anyone else who does?”
“But-Oh, God damn it, Roger. Come back? Please?”
“I will. I promise.”
Sarge Harris pulled out a big bandana and wiped his face. “Thai the last of it.”
“Good,” Ken Dutton said. He went over to the pool edge inspect. Sarge and his crew had shoveled the last of the mud out “Let’s hope the new wall holds.”
Sarge laughed. “It will.”
“But—”
“Come on! It’s a good wall. So was the old one. It just wasn’t designed to live through a giant meteoroid impact.”
Patsy Clevenger looked up from the pool bottom where she been scooping the last of the mud into a bucket. “The dinosaur weren’t either. Ken, we’re lucky the house didn’t slide down the hill.”
“You’re right there.”
Footfall had triggered earthquakes. Houses fell, freeway over passes collapsed. Power lines went down. Ken Dutton had heard it was much worse in San Francisco and through Northern California. In Los Angeles the quakes had merely been annoying compared to the mudslides three months of hard rain had produce Now, maybe, the worst was over, with three swimming pools cleared of mud and ready to fill.
The encampment across the street was growing. Part of the golf course was covered with aluminum-framed plastic greet houses filled with young tomatoes and beans. Chickens clucked in the pens he’d built in what had been his neighbor’s cabana.
Patsy climbed out of the pool where she’d been working. “Lot of all you survey,” she said.
“Something like that,” Ken admitted.
“You love it,” she accused.
“That’s not fair—”
“I don’t mind,” Patsy said. “I didn’t used to like you very much. You tried everything and weren’t very good at anything Now-now it’s like you found what you do best. I’m glad some body can cope.”
“Thanks, but I’m hardly the only one. I hear about people all over the valley. Greenhouses, cornfields-one chap came by the other day hoping to borrow an olive press. I never thought of that one. There are lots of olive trees in Los Angeles.” Ken looked up at the sky. It was partly overcast, but there were patches of blue
Los Angeles was supposed to be a desert. One day it might be again. Nobody really knew. “Anyway, we have another place to store water. Come on in, I’ll spring for coffee.”
“Real coffee?” Sarge asked. “Why not?”
“Damn, I’m for that!”
The sink worked fine, now that Sarge had rigged up pipes. They’d have running water as long as the rains filled the swimming pool up On top of the hill above them. The house that stood there had been one of the first to go. Fortunately it had gone down the other side of the hill…
Ken watched Cora carefully measure out water into the kettle.
“Coffee,” Sarge Harris said wistfully. “I think I miss not having morning coffee more’n anything. Sure wish we could have another Stove Soup Party—”
“I already put out the invitations,” Ken said. “The next time there’s enough sunshine. Or if the gas comes back on.”
Cora carefully lit the bottled gas stove. “Which it won’t. I keep hoping we can save up, get a bottle or two ahead, but we can’t, not with all those kids to cook for.”
“It works out,” Sarge said. “Or has so far.”
“Just barely,” Ken said. Cora was watching the kettle, ready to turn it off the second it was hot enough. She didn’t look up. Ken felt relieved. Cora was the only one who knew how well he’d done by taking in city orphans. It hadn’t been as much trouble as he’d thought, with Sarge and his wife to help. They put the kids into two empty neighboring houses, and Sarge got them organized like a military outfit with their own leaders and everything. Ken hardly saw them.
And it had paid off nicely. Not only were there enough ration coupons and gas bottles to trade for a few luxuries, but everybody knew about the kids and his increased ration tickets, so the local ration wardens didn’t come searching his place. Hoarders weren’t highly regarded…