Authors: Christianna Brand
A little fish of doubt swam into Cockie's consciousness and hung about there for a moment waggling its fins at him; but he was more interested in Thomas than in Melissa Weeks and so he passed on and never knew how much trouble and tragedy might have been saved if he had noticed it. âNow Thomasâlet's hear from
you.
'
Thomas sat, looking rather lost in the big armchair. His short legs would not, comfortably, reach the ground and he had tucked them up under him, like a child. It gave him an oddly defenceless air, curled up there, with his pale face and untidy fair hair and the little bumps that came up under his eyes when he was tired or anxious or unwell. âNothing to tell you. I went out to see a case, I couldn't find the address, I milled about for hours in the fog looking for it, and finally I came home. By that time, this ruddy fellow was lying there dead, cluttering up my hall. That's all I know.'
âYou never
saw
the case?' said Cockie, anxiously.
âI tell you, I couldn't find the address. I don't know that part very well, it's outside my usual territory, I lost my way about forty times and there was nobody about in the fog to ask. And in the end I may have got it wrong, because when I did get there the house was all shut up and there was nobody there. It was in a little back street, a sort of mews thing, called Harrow Gardensâtoo small to be in the London Guide.'
âWell, but Thomas, that didn't take you over two hours?'
âYou don't know what the fog was like, Cockie; damn it, it took Tedward twenty minutes to get from his place to here, and that's not half as far, not a quarter as far, and what's more, he knows the road, which I don't round that Harrow Road part. But apart from that, when I found the house empty, I thought I might have mistaken the address so, having gone so far, I looked round a bit more. I found a Harrow Place and a Harrow Street and a few more Harrows, but none of them went up to the number I'd got, so I gave the whole thing up and came home.'
âYou didn't think of ringing up here?'
âI did, later, but by that time the line here was dead. Anyway, it was a forlorn chance; I thought Melissa had taken the message, and she'd still be out, so what could they tell me? I just went on searching.'
âWas it a serious case, that you took so much trouble?'
âIt was a case,' said Thomas, briefly.
âOh, Thomas, now don't get all cross and shut-up,' implored Matilda. âThis is what he does with Mr. Charlesworth, Cockie, when Mr. Charlesworth seems to think it's fishy. It
was
a serious case, at least it might have been; it was a baby and it could easily have died. Couldn't it, Thomas?'
âWere they private patients? Or would they be on your panel or whatever they call it with this National Health thing?'
âHow do
I
know?' said Thomas. âI haven't got their name. But it was unlikely they'd be paying patients coming from that particular district.'
âWould it be in your area?'
âI haven't got an area,' said Thomas, increasingly cross. âI let my patients live where they like.'
âI'm merely putting it to you as the police on the job will put it, Thomas. You had an address and the fact that a child was ill. Out you went into practically impassable fog and spent over two hours searching for them. Wouldn't they meanwhile have taken the child to hospital?'
âThat's what they probably did as the house was empty. But I couldn't count on it. Once patients have rung up for the doctor, they just fold their hands and wait patiently in sublime confidence that sooner or later he'll appear. And they wouldn't want to take a sick child out into the fog. Anyway, there's nothing wrong, I suppose, in a doctor going out to see a case? For Pete's sake.â¦'
âNow, hold your horses, son: nobody's accusing you of anything.'
âDon't you believe it,' said Thomas. âWait till you hear!
Where
did I find the message?âwritten on a scrap of paper lying on the appointments pad, here on the mantelpiece in this room, beside the telephone.
Where
is it now?âI tore it up; I copied the address into my little book in the usual way, and chucked the paper into the fire. Wasn't that rather a silly thing to do?âWell, yes, perhaps it was, in case I got the address copied down wrong, but there it was, I just did it. And,
why
is that rather a pity?âBecause, my dear Inspector, I now can't show the scrap of paper to prove that it ever existed.
And nobody in the house ever saw it
. Nobody took the message, nobody wrote it down. Matilda didn't, Rosie didn't, Granny didn't, and now Melissa tells us that she didn't; and there's nobody else.'
âM'm,' said Cockie. âIt doesn't sound too good.'
âIt sounds pretty good to Inspector Charlesworth,' said Thomas. âIt sounds just the job to
him
. I waved a blank paper under Matilda's nose, told her it was a case and I'd have to go out, skipped off without seeing the victim, presumably so that I wouldn't have as an excuse for killing him that I didn't like his face, hung about in the fog till I saw by the lights in the house that Matilda had gone upstairs and left him alone, whizzed into the hall, got my little hatchet out of the drawer, whistled him to come out of the drawing-room and be killed, and blipped him on the head. Then, not being a good enough doctor to know whether or not a man's dead, I went off into the fog again, leaving him to hop up and ring round telling everybody all about it before he passed away.' He looked Cockrill in the eye. âAnd the hell of it is, that it hangs together you know; it sounds damn silly, and yet it's watertight. Charlesworth's not quite such a bloody fool as he looks.'
â âEre, 'ere, 'ere, 'ere, wot's all this?' said Detective Inspector Charlesworth, coming in at the door.
CHAPTER SEVEN
R
OSIE
privately thought Mr. Charlesworth was simply
heaven!
Fancy a detective being so
young
, and then so frantically good-looking with his hair brushed up into divine little sort of moustaches over his ears; and lovely long legs and nice grey eyes and a
gent!
Even if he was rather beastly and suspicious about poor Thomas. I expect I could get round him, though, she thought; not to fuss any more but just say it was a burglar and be done with it. Getting round Mr. Charlesworth would in itself be quite fun.
Mr. Charlesworth was perfectly (and genuinely) enchanted to see Inspector Cockrill; no suspicion of unfriendly feeling, no slightest intention of giving offence lurked, or ever had lurked, in his guileless heart. He wrung the old man's hand, asked after Grime in Kent, rather as though it were the routine of general misdemeanour in a minor preparatory school, and referred with great jocularity to that Jezebel case, when they had worked togetherâapparently blissfully forgetful of where the ultimate credit for its solution had lain. Cockie, who had so recently adjured the Evans family to be of good behaviour with the police, set them but a poor example of frankness and honesty. He just happened to be in London.⦠And just happening to drop in on his friends, the Evans's.⦠âI find them in rather an unfortunate situation; and I thought that perhaps â¦'
âWe thought that perhaps Cockie could just explain to you how idiotic it was to think that Thomas could possibly have wanted to kill Raoul,' said Rosie, âand then he could help you to find out who it really was.'
Cockie passionately disclaimed. Charlesworth declared that he would be only too happy to talk things over with the Inspector; but it was apparent that Rosie's words had brought him back to earth with a nasty bump. They strolled into the garden together. âTo be honest, Inspector, I don't like this case one bit.'
âNor do I,' said Cockie.
âHe seems such a nice chap,' said Charlesworth. âAnd yet â¦'
There was a dank stone bench beyond the mulberry tree and they sat down there on Cockrill's mackintosh and offered one another cigarettes. âYou must say the thing about the message is pretty fishy.'
âI don't see how you can base a whole case on it. Accidents happen. That ass of a secretary girl, Melissaâshe may easily have forgotten writing it down, or she's got in a flap and just blankly denies it; perhaps she knows she got it down wrong or something.'
âShe seems rather a peculiar wench,' said Charlesworth, thoughtfully. âI wish to hell she'd put a Kirbigrip in her hair.'
âInferiority complex,' said Cockrill. âWhen girls wear their hair draped over their faces, it's always a sign.'
âThere was a girl called Veronica Lake who started off under the same disability,' said Charlesworth. If the dear old boy were going to begin delving into psychology.â¦!
Sergeant Bedd came out to meet them, moving quickly and quietly on his large feet up the overgrown garden path, as an elephant passes silently through the jungle. Like the elephant, he too wore a baggy, dark grey suit. His square brown face broke into a thousand delighted wrinkles at sight of Inspector Cockrill and he sat down before them, perched at their feet like a small boy, on the stump of a tree. âWhat do
you
think of this business, Sergeant?' said Cockie. âBy the way, Thomas Evans is a friend of mine.'
âWell, it certainly looks a bit sticky for your friend, Inspector, but as I tell Mr. Charlesworth, there's no use in rushing things. If it was an inside job, it must have been either Dr. Evans, or his ladyâafter all, she was here in the house with the chap. The great question isâwas it really an inside job?'
âWhat about the front door?'
âJust pushed to,' said Charlesworth. âThey're the scattiest family I ever came across. Everybody always forgets their latch key.â¦'
â“Everybody” means Rosie,' said Cockrill.
âI daresay. Anyway, the front door sticks just enough to keep it shut without the latch being down, and during the daytime, that's what they do with it.'
âBut this was the night-time,' said Cockie.
âYes, but Rosie was still out.'
âSo that an intruder could just have pushed the door open and walked in?'
âYep. And just the night for it, fog and all.'
âIf the house had been watched at all, they'd know about the front door,' said Bedd. âThere's a lot of that stuff around Maida Vale. And seeing the doctor go out â¦'
âThey may even have sent a fake message to get him out,' suggested Cockrill, a trifle too eagerly.
âWell, they might,' acknowledged Charlesworth.
Sergeant Bedd sat on his ricketty stump, looking up at them like an overgrown child with his elders, and thought his thoughts aloud. âThey've been watching the house. They know Mrs. Evans goes upstairs for quite a while every evening. They've seen the others go outâthey believe she's alone. As soon as the lights go on upstairs, they push open the front door and go in. The Frenchie comes out to see what the noise is and they hit him over the head with the first thing handy and clear out.' He shrugged. âWe haven't found any signs of them,' he said.
âThey'd have gloves and sneakers and all the rest of it.'
âYes, it doesn't count much, one way or the other.' But there was a snag to it. Mr. Charlesworth and Inspector Cockrill sat eyeing one another warily. If the old boy didn't tumble to it.⦠If the young jackanapes couldn't see it.â¦
âBut the snag is,' said Sergeant Bedd in his deep, slow rumble, âthat the mastoid mallet
was
n't handy,
was
it?'
Messrs. Charlesworth and Cockrill said that that was just what they had been going to say.
Back in the house, Matilda was sitting in front of the high chair, pushing bits of nourishing biscuit into Emma's reluctant mouth, with Gabriel at their feet in eager expectation of crumbs from the rich man's table. Emma had reverted as, when life became too complicated, she often did, to her earlier babyhood and kept up a monotonous bow-wow, chuck-chuck, quack-quack, most trying to the nerves. Thomas sat with his behind perched on the high nursery fender, earnestly fishing with a hair-pin for the hook and band which held in place two curved, fat celluloid arms. âDon't you think that that child might be happier in a zoo?'
âI think we'd all be happier in a zoo,' said Matilda, with a sigh. âThen at least we could be red in tooth and claw and it would only be our natures.'
The elastic slid off the hair-pin for the hundredth time. âWhat I
cannot
make out, Tilda, is why or how he rang up Tedward's number. He knew nothing about him.'
âOh, I forgot; it's all been worked out. It's written in huge numbers over every extension to the telephone in the house, and DOCTOR in huge letters too, in case of you being out and Melissa alone in the house, and anything happening to Emma. It would be the first thing to catch his eye.'
âYes, but you were upstairs. Why not just call out?'
âHe may have tried,' said Matilda, going a little white at the thought of it.
âOf course his voice was very faint,' said Thomas. âOr so Rosie says. I suppose if he couldn't make anyone hear.â¦'
âHe'd see “Doctor” written there and the telephone right in front of him. And after all, when I did hear, the first thing I would do would be to ring a doctor.⦠(Come on Emma, if you don't want it, Gabriel does.â¦) No, it seems quite reasonable that he should have done it, Thomas; but the thing is how could he have done it with his head allâall bashed in like that?'
Thomas had caught the elusive hook and triumphantly slid the elastic over it and started on the legs. âYou only saw it when it was covered in blood and what-not, darling; you don't know how much or how little it was bashed in, under all that.'
âWell enough to kill him, damn it,' said Matilda, shuddering.
âYes, but these head cases are funny. They often do all sorts of things after injury that you wouldn't dream they could. They're like Charles the Whatsaname, they walk and talk half an hour after their heads are cut off; they get what are called “lucid periods”, or they may just do things, quite sensible things, not knowing what they're doing. It doesn't mean that they're not going to die in the end.'