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Authors: Gregory Mcdonald

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“What are you saying?”

“I hear jogging’s good for the soul. Turns you philosophical.”

“Especially on Sunday mornings.”

“Here, we go back this way.”

They ran together in silence for a while.

“Nice of you to come by,” she said again, finally. “There was no need to. Do you intend to see Tom, too?”

“Yes.”

“I wish you wouldn’t. He’s busy with his premed studies, you know. What a grind! How that kid works! Let’s just consider this incident closed. Okay?”

“Trying to do the decent thing.”

“Well, you’ve done it.” They were approaching the dormitory house. She said, “I’ll be sure and tell Tom you stopped by.” Then she said again, “Okay?”

Fletch said, “Was that really two miles we just ran?”

“Two measured miles. You can go around again, if you want.”

They stopped in front of the house.

“No, thanks.”

She was looking him over. “Looks like there’s an envelope about to slip out of your pocket.” She pointed to the back pocket of his jeans.

“Oh, that. Thanks.” He slipped the sealed envelope containing the ashes deeper into his pocket.

The house reverberated with giggles and shouts.

“Good thing you didn’t lose it,” she said. “You’d have to run around again to find it.” She took the porch steps two at a time. “Thanks for coming by. I’ll tell Tom.”

“You want to see Tom?” The responsive, open face of Thomas Bradley Jr.’s college roommate was almost as wide as the dormitory room door he held open to Fletch. “He’s here but he’s gone.”

At Fletch’s puzzled expression, the roommate said, “We keep him in the bathtub.”

He led Fletch around scrungy doorways to a scrungy bathroom.

In the bathtub, back and head resting on pillows, was a twenty-year-old
man. His hair stuck up in stalks; his thin whiskers stood out from his chin and cheeks in patches, his eyes were closed. He looked a sad young man seriously contemplating the state of the universe.

“Figure he can’t hurt himself so much in there. It’s hard for him to get out. Hard for him to climb the sides, you know?”

“What’s he on?”

“Downers, man. Downers all the way.”

The roommate leaned over and opened one of Tom Bradley’s eyes with his thumb. “Hello,” he said. “Anybody home? Anybody in there?”

Fletch had told the roommate he had wanted to see Tom Bradley on
family business
and the roommate had said,
Somebody’s come at last, thank God
.

“Hey, man,” Fletch now said. “He can’t live this way.”

“Well, he does. Mostly. Sometimes he’s cleaner than others. Gets up a bit, goes home, gets money. This is a new down.”

“When did it start?”

“Friday. Two days ago. Was that Friday?”

“Shit. I was told he was a hard-working premed.”

“Never was, really. He’s always goofed. Came back to school last fall without much decision left. Attended classes irregularly a few weeks. Kept it up until, I guess, November—long after there was any reason to, he was so far behind already.”

“So how come he’s still living at the college?”

“What are we gonna do with him? Tried mailing him home, but the post office said he was too bulky a package. No, seriously. We carried him—physically carried him to the infirmary one night. Next day he was gone.”

“When was that?”

“Way back before Christmas. Showed up here two weeks after New Year’s all beat up. Looked like he had walked the jungles of Borneo. So we let him drive the bathtub some more. I went out to his house in Southworth—his mother’s house. I told her she has a problem. Tom has a problem. At first, she looked frightened out of her wits. Then she denied everything I said. She said Tom shows up at the house every week or two, and I guess he does. She said he’s just tired from his studies. Bullshit. Said he’s been under heavy strain lately.”

“What strain?” Fletch asked. “Did she say what strain?”

“Said something about his father’s death.”

Supposedly that was a year ago.”

Kneeling by the bathtub like a child playing with toy boats, the
roommate looked up at Fletch. “Why do you say ‘supposedly’?”

“He’s got a pretty nice sister,” Fletch said. “Healthy.”

“Ta-ta? Yeah, I’ve talked to her, too.”

“What does she say?”

“She says this is a world in which everybody’s got to go for himself. She’s a wind-up toy, and she thinks everybody else is, too. She says there’s no understanding some things. There’s no understanding her.” Leaning over the tub side, the roommate slapped Tom Bradley’s face a few times, lightly, until Tom opened his eyes. “Hey, Tom. Person to see you. Says his name is Satan. Wants to interview you for a job as a stoker.”

Tom Bradley’s glazed eyes were aimed at the ceiling. They darted to his roommate’s face.

“Come on, Tom. You awake?”

Tom’s eyes passed over Fletch and settled about a half meter to Fletch’s left.

The roommate stood up. “Get somebody to do something about this kid, willya? I feel like someone who inherited an aquarium, you know? I have to take care of it and keep looking at it, when I’m not a whole lot interested, you know?”

“I don’t know what I can do,” said Fletch. “Not much, right away.”

“Besides,” the roommate said at the bathroom door. “I like to take a bath, you know?”

After Fletch heard the outer door close, he sat on the edge of the tub, near the faucet.

“Tom, people call me Fletch,” he said. “I’ve talked with your mother and your sister. Wanted to talk with you.”

As Fletch had moved, Tom Bradley’s eyes had remained looking a half meter to the left of Fletch’s head.

“I wrote something about your father in the
News-Tribune
the other day. Some sort of a mistake. I don’t know whether that’s what’s throwing you, or not. I suspect it didn’t help any.”

“My father?” Tom braced his neck against the back of the tub. His voice was louder than Fletch expected. “You going to tell me my father’s dead again?”

“Hey, man.”

“You talked to my father, lately?”

“Could I have?”

“Sure.” Tom’s smile came slowly, and his words were coming slowly. “Just go to the mantelpiece over the fireplace, open the little box, and say what you want to say. Or …” His unreal smile
broadened. “You could use the telephone.”

“Tom: is your father dead?”

“Sure.” Again the response was overly loud. “Everybody says so. Even he says so.”

“What’s the joke, Tom? Come on, tell me.”

After a long pause, Tom Bradley said, “My father’s dead. He’s worse than dead. You know?”

“No. I don’t know. What’s worse than dead?”

“He killed himself.” Tom made the motion of sticking a knife into his stomach and rooting it around there.

“I see. He’d tried suicide before, hadn’t he?”

Tom looked warily into the space beside Fletch’s head.

“Tom, where did he die?”

“Southworth in the Spring. Vienna.”

“France?”

“No. Not France.”

“Switzerland?”

“Yeah. That’s it. He died in Switzerland. Of blood cancer. Many, many operations.”

“Okay, Tom. Why do you blame him for his death?”

Tom’s eyes went around the small bathroom very, very slowly. “He didn’t like.”

Fletch waited until Tom’s eyes settled back to the left of Fletch’s head. “He didn’t like what?”

Tom Bradley’s eyes closed. “No. He didn’t.” Tom muttered, “That’s the surprising thing, you see? Where does that leave me?”

“Where does that leave you?”

Tom’s eyes opened, seemed to focus on the faucet between his legs, and closed again. He answered, “In the bathtub.”

“Tom. One more question.”

“I haven’t heard any questions.” With his eyes closed, Tom spoke more quickly.

“Where was your father born?”

“He wasn’t. I guess he wasn’t born. People only thought he was born.”

“Where was he brought up?”

“In purgatory, he says. You know the word, purgatory?”

“Yeah.”

“That’s where he was brought up.”

“In what town. What town is your father from, Tom?”

“Let me think.”

Fletch waited until he believed Tom Bradley was gone into space
again, and then stood up.

“Dallas, Texas,” Tom Bradley then said.

For a moment, Fletch stood over him. Then he said, “Tom? Can you hear me?”

“No.”

“Tom, I’m gonna try to help you. You don’t need this thing—whatever it is. It might not look like I’m helping you. And it may even hurt. But I’m gonna try to help you.”

After a while, Tom Bradley, Junior said, “Good bye.”

“Later, Tom.”

18



R I N K
?

E E R
?

O I N T
?”

Alston Chambers, law clerk in the District Attorney’s office, took the five steps necessary to cross his livingroom and turned off the television set.

“Sunday afternoon,” Fletch said. “Caught you sitting in front of the T.V. watching baseball and guzzling beer. Who’d ever think he’d live to see the day? Why aren’t you out working around the palace? Painting, scraping, mowing and hoeing?”

Alston gave him a sardonic sideways glance. “Crappy little house. Who cares about it?”

“It’s your mortgage, bud.”

In the hot, dark livingroom an imitation early American divan, imitation Morris chair, pine wood coffee table, single standing lamp and ancient Zenith television left almost no place to stand. There was a bedroom in the house, and a kitchen-dinette. Houses each side were only a meter or so away, and there was a back yard big enough for the rubbish barrels.

“That’s what it’s all about,” Alston said. “You don’t buy a house. You buy a mortgage. I hate this house. I need the tax deduction. I need to establish credit. Everybody our age does. You, too, buddy. Wait till you get started. We’re all waiting till you get started. Join the human race.”

Clearly, Alston Chambers had joined the human race and clearly he was paying his dues. On a Spring Sunday afternoon he was dressed in long trousers and moccasins and in his mid-twenties a beer belly made his dress shirt protrude and he was indoors drinking beer and looking at baseball on television. And since getting his law degree, he had been working nine-to-five as a clerk in the
District Attorney’s office.

Fletch and he had gone through Marine Corps basic training, and a great deal more, together.

“I would join the human race, Alston, honest, but something keeps going wrong. Everytime I apply, something happens. Some doggoned thing.”

“You paying Linda her alimony like the judge told you to? Like a good boy?”

“No, sir.”

Alston said, “I wouldn’t expect anything else from you.”

“Every month I sit down to write her a check, Alston, honest, but after the rent, the car payment, the utilities, the groceries …”

“There’s nothing left. I know. I couldn’t afford to pay alimony right now, either. You at least keeping up with your credit card payments?”

“I don’t have any credit cards. I had one the office gave me for, you know, expenses, but I lost that Thursday.”

“What do you mean you lost it?”

“Well, it’s more accurate to say I lost the use of it.”

Alston looked at him incredulously. “You mean lost your job?”

“Or you could say I regained my freedom.”

Alston chuckled. He turned around in the doorway and called his wife. “Audrey! Fletch is here.”

“I’m just putting on a dress,” she said through the wall. She sounded like she was in the room with them.

“Don’t need to put on a dress for me, Audrey,” Fletch said. “Wish you wouldn’t.”

“I know that, Fletch,” she said, coming into the room and putting her arms around his neck. “But Alston’s home, and we don’t want to embarrass him, right?” She kissed him on the mouth.

“Right.”

“Right,” Alston said. “Now would you like a drink?”

He had picked up his pewter beer stein from the top of the television. Alston had bought the Austrian-style beer stein in Tokyo, Japan, when he and Fletch had been there on Rest and Recuperation.

“No, thanks.” Audrey had sat on the divan. Fletch flopped into the single chair. “Moxie’s got me going to this cocktail party at her theater tonight.”

“Moxie?” Alston smiled down at him. “Is Moxie back on the scene?”

“Yeah. I guess so. Come to think of it, she is. Bumped into her at
a hot dog stand the other day. She’s doing her thing—pretending that was the first time we ever met.”

“That’s Moxie,” Alston said.

“That’s Moxie.”

“Did you say she’s pretending you two just met for the first time, the other day?” Audrey laughed.

“Yeah. Come to think of it, she is.”

“Moxie, Moxie,” Alston said into his beer.

“Maybe it is the first time we ever met,” Fletch said. “Moxie is a lot of different people, you know.”

“All of them women,” Alston said.

“Moxie’s an actor,” Fletch said, “whether she wants to be or not. She gets into an elevator and uses everybody else standing there as a captive audience. Once in a crowded elevator she turned to me and said,
Really, Jake, it hain’t fair I got pregnant, when you said I wouldn’t—you bein’ my brother and all. What you go sayin’ it wasn’t possible for, when it was, alla time? You heard what the doctor just said—don’t make no difference you bein’ my brother. You tol’ me a tootin’ lie, Hank
.”

Laughing, Audrey said, “What did you do, Fletch?”

“Well, the temperature in the elevator went up to about one-hundred-and-thirty degrees fahrenheit. Every one was glowering at me. I wasn’t sure I was going to get out of there alive.”

“What did you do?” Audrey asked.

“I said,
Can’t be sure it was me, Stella. Might ha’ been Paw
.”

Alston slopped a little beer onto his shirt laughing.

“Was that the last time you two split?” Audrey asked.

Fletch thought a moment. “Time before that, I think. Last time, her father called from Melbourne, Australia, sobbing, saying he needed her to come play Ophelia, or he had to cancel the tour. She was packed and gone within fifteen minutes.”

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