be finished with him. It seemed strange to see him being this
intimate with a girl so soon after seeing him being
that
intimate
with a guy, but it was an easy out for me, and one I wanted. I realized
this was my chance: I would gladly play the part of betrayed
girlfriend if it meant having a reason to be done with him once and
for all. I leaned over to tap him on the shoulder, eager to put on
an indignant public performance, but I physically recoiled when
the boy turned around and snapped, "What the fuck do you want?
Can't you see I'm busy here?"
It wasn't Philip. No British accent, no chiseled jaw, no I've-
been-a-very-bad-boy grin. Much to my surprise, the face that stared
back at me, the one contorted with anger and annoyance, belonged
to someone else I knew well: Avery. His jaw went slack
when he saw me. "Bette," he whispered.
"Avery?" I couldn't move, couldn't think, couldn't come up with
a single appropriate thing to say. I was vaguely aware that the girl
was peering at us both with some sort of smug look, but it was
hard to make her out in the dark. Besides, nearly her entire mouth
was swollen from kissing, and lipstick was smeared across her chin
and cheek. But after I studied her for fifteen seconds, I realized I
knew her, too. It was Abby.
"Bette, this is, uh, this isn't what it . . . Bette, you know Abby,
don't you?"
He was noticeably perspiring and waving his hands in some
sort of spastic, counterclockwise pattern, motioning to the girl
while simultaneously trying to pretend she wasn't there.
"Bette! Great to see you again. Saw that piece about you the
other day," she trilled. Her hand worked its way quite deliberately
over Avery's back, rubbing and kneading while I watched every
movement, and she watched me watching her.
I continued to stare, still at a loss for words, realizing that Abby
still assumed I was clueless about her professional identity. It was all
too horrible to process, and since I couldn't decide which one to
confront first, I just stood there. Apparently, Avery took this as an indication
that he should keep talking. "Penelope knows I'm in New
York, and of course she knows I like to go out a lot, but um, I'm not
sure it'd be the best thing for her to know about, uh, about this.
She's, um, she's had a lot to adjust to with the move and everything
and I think it'd be most, ah, most
considerate
to her if we didn't
upset her any more, you know?" He slurred nearly every word.
Abby chose this moment to lean over and begin licking his earlobe,
closing her eyes in feigned passion after looking directly at
me. Avery brushed her away like a gnat and stood up, placing an
arm underneath my elbow and leading me away from the table.
He was approaching blackout drunk, but he still managed to move
rather deftly.
I allowed myself to be led away for a second before I snapped
back to reality and tore my arm from his grip. "You bastard!" I
hissed. I'd wanted to scream, but nothing came out.
"Is there a problem here?" Abby asked as she sidled up next to
Avery.
I stared at her, nearly scared of my hatred. "Problem? No, why
would you say that? No problem at all. It's funny, though, I have
this sneaking feeling that you won't be writing tomorrow about
how you threw yourself at someone else's fiance—someone you've
known for more than eight years now. No, I imagine tomorrow's
little column will have no mention of you or Avery at all. Rather,
it'll be some charming little story about how I was stealing tips off
the bar or doing drugs with the dancers or having group sex with
the photographers, right?"
They both stared at me. Abby spoke first.
"What are you saying, Bette? You really are making no sense."
"Oh, is that so? Interesting. It's rather unfortunate for you that
I know you're Ellie Insider. You want to know why that sucks
for you so much besides the fact that it's a really stupid fucking
name? Because I won't rest until everyone else knows, too. I'll
call every reporter, editor, blogger, and assistant in this entire city
and tell them who you are and how you lie. But I'll have the
most fun telling your editor the whole story. Throw the words
libel
and
laivsuit
around, just for fun. Maybe she'd be interested
to hear how you nearly got kicked out of school for stealing other
people's papers? Or perhaps she'd find the story of the night you
slept with not one, not two, not three, but
four
guys from the
lacrosse team amusing? Hmm, Abby, what do you think?"
"Bette, listen, I—" Avery appeared not to have heard a word of
what I'd said, clearly concerned only with how this would affect
his own life.
"No, Avery,
you
listen," I hissed with more venom in my voice
than I'd ever heard as I turned away from Abby and toward him.
"You have one week from today's date to tell Penelope. Do you
hear me? One week, or she hears it from me."
"Jesus Christ, Bette, c'mon, you have no idea what you're say-
ing. Hell, you have no idea what really happened. Nothing was
going on."
"Avery, listen to me. Can you hear me? One week." I turned to
walk away, silently praying he wouldn't call my bluff and make me
tell her. It'd be hard enough to tell my best friend that her dirtbag
fiance had abandoned her in a new city to come home for a weekend
of drinking and cheating, but it would especially suck having
to do so when our own relationship was still a little rocky.
I'd made it a few feet when I felt Avery's arm wrap around
my elbow and tighten. He yanked so hard I tripped and would
have hit the ground facefirst had he not yanked me upward and
pushed me onto a banquette. His face was two inches from mine,
his hot, boozy breath heating my skin, and he sounded quite coherent
when he whispered, "Bette. I will deny every fucking word
you say. Who's she going to believe? Me, the guy she's
worshipped
for the last decade, or you, the friend who ditches her going-away
party to hang out with some guy? Huh?" He leaned in even closer,
hovering over me with his entire body and his face contorted into
a pained, threatening expression, and I briefly wondered if kneeing
him in the balls would be appropriate. I wasn't really concerned
for my safety so much as disgusted by his closeness, but
I didn't have to make the decision; before I could work my knee
into strike position, Avery's entire body seemed to float backward.
"Can 1 help you with something?" Sammy asked Avery as he
held him upright by the back of his shirt.
"Dude, get the fuck off me. Who the hell are you?" Avery spat,
looking drunker and meaner than I'd ever seen him before. "This is
none of your fucking business, you hear?"
"I'm security, and it is my fucking business."
"Well, this is my friend here, and we were having a conversation,
so back the fuck off." Avery straightened up in a failed attempt
to recoup a shred of dignity.
"Oh, really? That's funny, because your
friend
looked pretty
fucking unthrilled to be part of your 'conversation.' Now get out."
I watched the two of them go back and forth as I rubbed my
arm, wondering who would be the first to use the word
fuck
three
times in a single sentence.
"Dude, chill out. No one asked for your assistance, okay? I've
known Bette for a long fucking time now, so step aside and let us
finish. Don't you, like, have drinks to serve or something?"
For the briefest moment I thought Sammy would hit Avery, but
he pulled himself together, took a deep breath, and turned to me.
"Are you okay here?" he asked.
I wanted to tell him everything, explain that Avery was Penelope's
future husband and tell him how I'd seen him with another
girl and that other girl happened to be Abby, who happened to be
Ellie Insider, and even though I always knew he was a cheating
bastard, I'd never seen him so belligerent before. I wanted to
throw my arms around Sammy's neck and thank him over and
over again for watching out for me and stepping in when he
thought I was in trouble and ask him his advice on what to tell
Penelope and how to deal with Avery.
For just a moment I thought about doing just that—screwing
the party, the job, what Abby would surely write the following day,
just grabbing Sammy and walking away from all of it. But of course
he knew what I was thinking, could see it on my face, and he
leaned over and discreetly whispered, "Stay cool. We'll talk about it
later, Bette." I was attempting to calm down when Elisa and Philip
came ambling over, their arms linked.
"What's going on here?" Philip asked, appearing wholly disinterested
with the entire scene.
"Philip, stay out of this, it's nothing," I said, willing them both
to disappear.
"Why don't you call your fucking goon off me, Elisa?" Avery
whined after pouring himself another drink. "This big meathead
got himself involved where it's none of his business. I was having
a little chat with an old friend and all of a sudden he went ballistic.
Does he work for you?"
Having already lost interest in the whole situation, Philip
drunkenly flopped onto the couch and immersed himself in mixing
a gin and tonic. Elisa, however, did not like to hear that the
hired help was bothering one of her favorite party boys.
"Who are you?" she asked Sammy.
He looked at her and smiled as if to say, Are you kidding, you
idiot? We recently traveled to a foreign country together for five full
days, and now you have no idea who I am? When he was met
with a blank gaze, he merely said, "I'm Sammy, Elisa. We've met a
few dozen times at Bungalow 8, and we were in Istanbul together.
I'm in charge of security tonight." His voice was strong and even,
without a hint of condescension or sarcasm.
"Mmm, that's really interesting. So what you're telling me is that
because you work the door at Bungalow a few nights a week and
serve as a boy toy to Isabelle Vandemark, you all of a sudden think
you're justified in treating one of our friends—a VIP at that—this
rudely?" It was obvious that she was tipsy and enjoying her
demonstration of power in front of the whole group.
Sammy peered at her, expressionless. "With all due respect,
your friend was bothering my . . . was physically assaulting your
coworker here. She didn't seemed pleased with his attentions, so I
encouraged him to focus them elsewhere."
"Sammy?
Is that your name?" she said nastily. "Avery Wainwright
is one of our closest friends, and I know for a fact that Bette
would never be uncomfortable around him. Shouldn't you be, like,
breaking up fights in the bathroom or telling all those bridge-andtunnel
kids lined up outside that they're not welcome here?"
"Elisa," I said quietly, unsure of what to say next. "He was just