a Muslim country and all that, but I'm dressed as conservatively as
my wardrobe will permit," Isabelle announced, casting her eyes
down to her outfit. Her halter dress looked as though it were made
of metal; it left her entire back bare, and part of her ass, although
anything truly obscene was covered, and it did actually reach to
her knees. In front it dipped down to her belly button, but the material
still clung to her perfect breasts just next to the nipples. Upon
closer inspection, I decided she must've taped it there. Silver,
open-toed stiletto sandals and an alligator clutch completed her
look.
"Do you think they even have Cristal there?" Davide asked with
urgency. "They do have bottle service, don't they, Bette?"
I was about to tell him that he would probably survive the
night regardless of the presence or lack of magnums of Cristal, but
Kamal, who'd been listening quietly with no expression whatsoever,
leaned in conspiratorially. "Friends, I assure you that you will
find everything to your satisfaction. Tonight's venue will surely
please you, as we have arranged it all."
"So, Kamal, let's talk girls. What's the deal with Turkish girls?"
Philip asked. Davide laughed appreciatively and Elisa made a big
show of rolling her eyes in my direction. I caught on quickly that
this is how girlfriends were supposed to act and rolled mine right
back.
"Hypothetically speaking?" Kamal asked. He thought for a moment
and then said, "Mr. Weston, I think you will find Turkish girls
the very same as American or British or anywhere else—some are,
shall we say, more willing, while others come from good families
and want no part of that."
"And which ones are we most likely to make the acquaintance
of tonight, Kamal? The willing ones or the ice queens?"
Philip had clearly won Kamal over because he began to grin
and play along. He took a giant swig from his tumbler before arranging
his features in something approximating a serious expression
and saying, "The former, Mr. Weston. I predict you will
encounter more of the former category this evening."
Philip grinned right back and held up his hand for a high-five,
which Kamal instantly accommodated. "That will be acceptable,
Mr. Avigdor. Thank you."
Not surprisingly, no bill ever appeared on the table, and by the
time we piled onto the boat—a yacht, maybe, or perhaps a sailboat—
that would transport us down the Bosporus to Bella, I was
slightly buzzed and somewhat enjoying the night. In an effort to
distract myself from watching Isabelle paw Sammy, I'd gone from
person to person, persuading them to pose for the photographers
for a half-hour upon arrival at the club, followed by another halfhour
of on-the-record partying where anything they said or did
could be reported by the writers we'd brought along. However,
after that, the work would be officially over and everyone could
party to any level of debauchery they desired without worrying too
much about those pesky
COKE AND HOOKERS!
headlines. There was
still the Turkish media to be wary of, but I didn't predict they'd
pose much of a problem, and Kamal promised to keep them out of
the VIP areas. All in all, most everyone seemed satisfied with the
arrangement, and the crew appeared almost excited as the boat
docked at a red-carpeted pier.
"Are all the men going to stare at us?" Elisa asked Kamal, her
eyes wide with worry.
"Stare at you? Why? Of course, they will notice your beauty, but
I don't think they will make you uncomfortable," he said.
"Well, if they're only used to seeing women wearing burkas, I
imagine we'll stand out," she said thoughtfully.
Sammy shot me a look—one of many that evening, since we'd
sat across from each other at dinner—and I managed to stifle a
laugh, although not without a snort. She whipped around and
glared at me. "What? Do you feel like having a bunch of peasants
staring at you all night? I didn't have to fly all this way for that—we
could've just gone to New Jersey!"
Kamal kindly ignored her as he helped us off the boat and introduced
us to another group of men, all of whom appeared to be
good-looking and really, really successful. They were the rest of
our clients, and each had between two and four knockout girls
hanging on their every word. Much to Elisa's and Isabelle's surprise,
these girls were not wearing burkas. They weren't even
really wearing bras, if we were going to be technical. The amount
of naked female flesh on display was almost blinding, and we
hadn't even made it inside yet.
One of the new men introduced himself as Nedim and announced,
quite grandly, that he owned Bella, the sprawling complex
of entertainment that stretched before us. It had its own
marina to allow celebrities and visiting VIPs to bypass the whole
door situation; guests could merely step off their boats and fall directly
onto a banquette, where anything they could even think to
desire would be immediately provided. Nedim managed to look
like every other club owner I'd ever met: he was the classic chainsmoking,
vintage T-shirt and retro sneaker wearing, spiky-haired
guy who no one would ever notice if he didn't drive the requisite
red Porsche and comp bottles of champagne.
"Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to Bella," he announced, sweeping
his arms grandly, "the premier nighttime destination in Istanbul.
Bella rests, as you can see, on the Bosporus River, right at the dividing
point between Europe and Asia, and our clientele certainly
reflects that international feel. Come with me, please, and prepare
yourself to enjoy all that Bella has to offer."
He escorted us to a massive round table perched right on the
water inside a roped-off section of the club that screamed "VIP."
Only the flimsiest teak gate separated us from the river, and even that
reached only two and a half feet high, a potential drunken disaster
if I've ever seen one. The view was incredible: both small and
large boats cruised slowly across the murky water, passing in front
of a beautifully lit mosque with minarets that appeared to reach the
sky. The floors were a shiny dark wood, almost black, and the
banquettes were satin brocade with strings of gold filigree woven
throughout. It was entirely open-air except for a few white canvas
sheets that billowed out in the wind and lent the whole place an
air of sexy exoticism; the only light came from Turkish-style glass
lanterns and hundreds of tea lights in beaded votive holders.
Roughly hewn bowls of mini apricots and pistachios rested on
every available surface. It was undoubtedly the sexiest place I'd
ever been, far more naturally chic than all the cool spots in New
York or Los Angeles, but without that signature self-awareness that
places seemed to develop when they knew they were hot.
A fleet of stylish waiters instantly surrounded the table and
took our drink orders. Within a half-hour, everyone was pleasantly
buzzed, and by the time midnight rolled around, Klisa and Philip
were dancing on the tables. They looked pretty comfortable with
the grinding groove they had going. It suggested something romantic—
and recent. The photographers clicked away, but Nedim and
crew kept them so plied with booze and girls and God knows
what else that they missed a shot of Marlena straddling a famous
Turkish soccer player who also belonged in the VIP area. I managed
to separate them before anyone noticed and convince them
that they'd be much happier in her room at the Four Seasons, and
they didn't even protest when I escorted them to a waiting Town
Car out front and instructed the driver to take them back to the
hotel. I'd just hung up with the hotel's concierge—who assured me
he'd whisk them to Marlena's room and keep out any photogs or
reporters—when Sammy appeared at my side.
"Hey, where've you been hiding?" he said, wrapping his arms
around me from behind and kissing my neck. "I managed to keep
track of you all night, and then you were just gone."
"Hi there," I said.
He glanced around to make sure he didn't see Isabelle or
Philip or anyone with a camera. "Let's get out of here," he said
gruffly. "They're all so drunk, they'll never notice." Again he kissed
my neck, this time more roughly, and for the first time I had an
inkling that Sammy wasn't just a nice guy. Thankfully.
"I can't, Sammy. I want to, but I can't. I've got to keep my eye
on everyone here—it's literally my only responsibility."
"It's almost two. How much longer can they really keep this
up?"
"You of all people know the answer to that. Until daybreak,
easily. Maybe we can figure something out later at the hotel, but
right now I've got to go back in there."
He let his arms drop by his sides and sighed loudly. "I know
this is how it has to be. It just sucks. You go in first, and I'll come
in a couple minutes." He started to run his fingers through my hair
but abruptly pulled them away at the sound of his name.
"Sammy? Are you out here? Have you seen my boy—my, uh,
my assistant?" Isabelle's shrill voice echoed over the water. I turned
to see her asking one of the uniformed security guards who'd been
watching us carefully to make sure no one harassed us.
"Jesus Christ," Sammy muttered, moving away from me. "What,
she can't find the bathroom herself? I've got to run."
"Just wait, I'll handle this," I said and squeezed his hand. "Isabelle,
over here! He's over here."
Isabelle's head swiveled, and when she saw us, she looked at
first relieved and then confused. She ignored me completely while
addressing Sammy. "I've been looking for you forever," she
whined, obviously forgetting I was standing there, and then dropping
the whine when she remembered.
"Sorry to steal him from you, Isabelle. Marlena and the guy she
was with were pretty trashed, and Sammy was kind enough to
help me put them in a car. We were just on our way back in."
This seemed to mollify her, although she still hadn't acknowledged
my presence. She was staring at Sammy, and he was intently
focused on his feet.
"Okay, well, I'm going to see how everyone's doing inside," I
said cheerily. I made my way to the door, but not before I overheard
Isabelle's voice change from whiny to viciously cold.
"I don't pay you good money to neglect and abandon me!" she
hissed.
"Oh, save it, Isabelle," Sammy said, sounding more exhausted
than annoyed. "I was helping her out for five minutes. I was hardly
abandoning you."
"Well, how do you think it feels to be sitting all alone in there
while my guy runs off to help someone else?"
Unfortunately, I had to walk through the door and couldn't
hear Sammy's response. The VIP area was completely empty by