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Authors: John Holmes,Alexandra Grey

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Chapter 8

Four days. Sunrise on the fourth day. I was so tired that everything seemed to exist in slow motion. My eyes were raw from the caustic smoke caused by high explosive. Our sleep plan had gone to hell because the stream of zombies coming up the valley was nonstop. We had already beaten back six waves of undead that had made it past the artillery, and were running low on ammo. I had slept only a few hours over those past four days, and I felt shaky. When I held the binos to my face to adjust another volley, I had a hard time keeping them steady. I finally got them to focus onto a group of zombies climbing over stinking mounds of body parts and shattered corpses


Alys, come over here and take the radio.” The kid was a homesteader from up river and the only one of us who had never done a tour overseas, besides Brit. He had done his three years after the war had run down, and didn’t want to go back active again. Just farm the land.  Pretty steady in a fight so far, though. He got up from the parapet we had thrown up thirty meters down the hill. I handed the pack over to him and sat back down on the stump of a burned-out tree. Brit handed me a canteen and I swished some around in my mouth and spit it out. I took out some toothpaste and a brush and tried to scrub the foul taste out of my mouth. Ashes, dirt, the stink of rotting zombie flesh. I was so tired my body felt numb and hurting all over at the same time. I was too exhausted to even stand. I had to rest a while. I opened up an MRE and started to eat it cold, then looked at the label. Tuna with noodles. Ugh, this one hadn’t been on the menu for ten years. They must be getting seriously low on pre-war supply stocks to be dragging out this old stuff. I poured a whole bottle of Tabasco on it, trying to wake myself up and put some taste into it. I actually dozed off with the spoon in my hand and a mouthful of noodles. I woke with a start as a stray pellet from one of the artillery rounds zinged off the dirt next to me, but then I kept on chewing.

A few feet away
rose three mounds of dirt. We had lost three men the night before when a zombie came down on us from behind, over the mountain. Our rear guard had fallen asleep, and it was inside the fighting position before either of them could react. One man had died instantly, the zombie tearing his head off. The other was bitten on the neck and had turned in a few seconds, coming raging at us in the dark with the first Z. Donny had seen them first and lit out at them with a yell, swinging his heavy sledgehammer handle. Another one of Jim’s crew had stumbled as he came at them, and both the Zs went after him in a pile. Donny smashed all three, fast and hard. Good for them they had died, because I would have shot one of them for falling asleep on guard. I had done it before.

We ha
d buried our three and tossed the body of the first Z over the side of the cliff. Now I sat and looked at the graves, staring at them and trying to make my mind work. Brit sat next to me, put her head on my shoulder and fell instantly asleep. I eased her to the ground and let her sleep, then got up to look at the perimeter. In front of me, about 30 meters down the hill, the squad kept up a steady firing, knocking down Zs that were trying to climb the slope towards us. The closest corpse was lying across the rough rock wall we had built. Resupply came in yesterday, dropping water and ammo, and taking off one of the guys who had been throwing up and running a fever, and another who had dropped a rock while building the wall, smashing the small bones in his foot.

As
I approached, Alys stood and fired a 40mm smoke grenade towards the road. It landed halfway between us and the mile-long smear of dead bodies and parts lining Route 9. Another wave of zombies, several thousand, had backed up against the ruins of the shopping center, and was scrambling to get over the rubble. Alys was talking an Air Force F-15 Strike Eagle onto the target, using the smoke as a marker.

“Roger,
target is two hundred meters two seven zero degrees from smoke.”

The pilot
’s voice came back over the radio. “I copy, two hundred meters, two seven zero degrees. Stand by.” As I watched, the grey twin engine fighter jet flew over the valley from the north at about a thousand feet, getting eyes on the target. He banked around, disappearing over the hills, then started his run. They had been dropping five hundred-pound Joint Direct Attack Munitions for us to cover while the artillery resupplied.

Staring at the plane coming
in, something itched at the back of my mind. I was so tired that a cloud seemed to hang over my mind, and I couldn’t think straight. What was wrong? I looked down at Alys as he talked the pilot in.

Two hundred s
eventy degrees. I looked down at the smoke burning in the valley, and held up my hand to block the rising sun. Rising in the east, over the hills.

East.
Ninety degrees from our position. The zombies were east of the smoke grenade. Ninety degrees. From the smoke. I tried to figure it out, and the truth burst on me like a flare.

“WAVE HIM OFF
,WAVE HIM OFF!!” I screamed it at Alys, and he turned toward me, a puzzled look on his face. “What?” he yelled over the firing. We were all half-deaf from four days of constant gunfire and explosions. I could see the guys on the firing line, twenty meters away down slope, looking away from me. Only Esposito seemed to have heard. He looked at the plane, and then he started to dive behind the wall.

“EVERYBODY DOWN!”
I yelled as loudly as I could, and threw myself backwards over a tree.
 

Chapter 9

My ears were ringing from the blast, and I felt blood pouring out of my nose. I sat up, and then fell back down when everything swam in circles in front of me. I took a minute to catch my breath and let everything steady, then slowly raised myself up again, pulling on the tree trunk to help myself back to a sitting position. I looked down at the firing line.

The bodies of four, no, five people were visible, not moving.
Alys crawled towards me, away from a smoking crater, the radio on his back a ruin. The line of bunkers and the wall we had built, was smashed flat where it wasn’t upended. I saw another soldier, I think it was Esposito, though it was hard to tell, trying to stuff his guts back into his stomach. They lay scattered around him, and both his legs were gone. I couldn’t hear him, but I could see his mouth opening in a scream. I drew my pistol, held it balanced on the tree trunk, and shot him. Twice, in the head, from behind. He fell limp.

Next to me I could feel the concussion from gunshots. THUMP
THUMP THUMP. I still couldn’t hear anything. I raised my rifle and pointed it drunkenly downhill, trying to focus on a target. Any target. I knew the zombies were still down there, and they would be attracted to the explosion.

A hand grabbed me by the carry strap on the back of my armor, and started pulling me up the hill, dragging my legs in the dirt. I still felt too wobbly to stand up, and I passed out again.

When I woke, Brit was again shining a flashlight in my eyes.

“Damn, Nick, you gotta stop beating up your head. Twice in four days. I think you have a concussion this time. Not that there is anything to hurt up there. Good thing you had your vest on.” She held up a jagged piece of shrapnel which had apparently torn its way through several layers of kevlar before glancing off the ceramic plate on my back. Her voice, which I could barely hear, sounded tinny and robotic.

“What, what about the squad?” She shook her head.

“Seven dead, one wounded. We have four effectives, not counting you.”

“Zombies. Coming.” I wanted to vomit. Not a good sign.

“Final Protective Fire, the arty is beating the shit out of them and making a wall of steel in front of us. Evac will be here in fifteen mikes. We’re being relieved by a platoon from the 82
nd
. Maybe I can get a phone number from one of those cheesedicks, what do you think?”

She smiled at me, but I could tell she was worried. The smile didn’t reach her eyes, and she kept waving away some red hair the slipped out of her helmet.

“Esposito. I shot him.”

“Good thing, too.
The Z’s made it to the wall, he would have been torn up by them. He was dead anyway, Nick.”

“Help me up.”

She did and I looked downhill. I could barely hear the artillery, but I felt it through the earth, a continuous vibration. As I watched, rounds continued to burst like clockwork, one every thirty seconds, walking their way back and forth across the foot of the hill. Jim Lock sat with our spare radio, calling corrections for the arty hitting the valley floor. He gave me a thumbs-up and turned back to the radio. Behind him, seven bodies were laid out in a row, covered by poncho liners. I stared at them, wishing them to move, but they never would.

Dear Mrs. Esp
osito,

I know you and your husband John were only married for a few days, and I’m sorry that the time you had with him was so short. I was against him going on this mission, but he was a fine soldier, and he knew the risks involved. I don’t think I could have stopped him if I tried.

I was his leader on this and many other dangerous operations, and his death is my responsibility. I don’t know if I could have done anything differently, but I wish that he were alive and home with you. He was my soldier, my friend and my brother. He saved my life in Denver, and if I could trade mine for his, I would have. Your husband fought for four days straight, through numerous attacks, and died on the firing line. His death was quick, and merciful, if there can be such a thing. He was never turned into an Undead.

I know these words are small comfort, but he wi
ll be missed by all of his teammates. If you ever need anything, please do not hesitate to ask.

Sincerely,

Sergeant First Class Nicholas F. Agostine

JSOC (Z) – Irregular Scout Team One

 

Chapter 10

They say the only thing that drops from the sky is birdshit and assholes, but I could have kissed the assholes that were falling from it now. Well, almost. OK, I wouldn’t have kissed them, but I WAS happy to see them.

The artillery fire
had stopped for a few minutes, clearing the airspace, and a C-130 roared overhead, the familiar red tail markings of the guys from Scotia. Two sticks of paratroopers exited out of the side doors, ten in each. One figure fell quickly, his static line failing to open his main chute. They were jumping low to stay concentrated on the drop zone, an open field off to the north of our hill. The falling soldier tried to get his reserve chute open, but hit the ground with a sickening, bone-crunching thud we could hear up on the hill.

“Damn
,” said Brit. “They better start making new equipment, ‘cause those chutes are wearing out. Lotta other stuff, too.”

The Airborne formed square, raised shields a
nd advanced up the hill, smashing down the several zombies who stood in their path, saving ammo. As they made their way into our position, their Platoon Sergeant ambled over to me and sat down with an exhausted sigh.

“Hey Nick. Don’t get up.”

“I won’t, Cody. Watched your guy eat dirt. He a loss?”

The grizzled
Sergeant First Class looked like he hadn’t shaved in a week, and his uniform was crusted with dried blood and brains.

“Yeah.
Happens almost every third drop now. Too many jumps, worn out chutes. Tired guys, inexperienced kids packing their own chutes. That was our Lieutenant. No big loss.” He spat a stream of tobacco juice on the dirt, and leered at Brit.

She threw out her hip and stood at parade pretty.
“Not if you were the last pervert on earth, Cody.”

“I’m pretty sure YOU’LL be the last pervert on earth, Brit.” She blew him a kiss.

I rolled my eyes. “Get a room, you two. Before you do, tell me what’s going on.”

He sat down on an ammo crate and started picking at his nails with a bayonet, trying to get the blood out from under his fingernails. He watched his squad leaders
directing the troopers, who were shoring up the defenses.

“Well. As you can see,” and he gestured to the grime on his WWII style paratrooper jumpsuit, “we have been a little bit busy. That there twenty
--”

“Nineteen” interjected Brit.

He glared at her. “Nineteen. Shut it, Pucker Lips. Like I said, NINETEEN fine airborne troopers are the remains of the company that parachuted onto the Interstate -84/Taconic State Parkway interchange a week ago when this shit sandwich started. Three hours ago we were relieved by a company of M1A5 tanks who went charging right up the Taconic, grinding their way over the mass of bodies we had piled up, including our own dead.” A thoughtful looked passed over his face, then he started laughing.

“What’s so funny?”

“Well, you know the Taconic Parkway right there, right? Where it heads into the hills, going south to the city? Real narrow, two lanes on each side, steep drop offs?”

I nodded.
“Yeah, been that way many times.”

“So
this Cavalry Captain goes charging past riding out the hatch, yelling GET OUT OF THE WAY CRUNCHIES, firing that 120mm shotgun round, BOOM BOOM BOOM and letting his fifty cal rip, screaming GARRY OWEN AND GLORY and, get this, his driver can’t see the edge of the road bed and throws a track, and the whole thing spins around and rolls off down the embankment, must have fell about thirty feet. Last I saw of him they were using an M-88 to try and lift one side of the tank enough to let the crew climb out of the loader’s hatch. I could hear him yelling at them from inside to hurry the hell up. The rest of his company just kept charging down the road.”

We all laughed. Every branch of the services had its heroes and idiots. It seemed like the new crop o
f jackasses were alive and growing well. I had thought the Zombie Apocalypse would have put an end to that, but I guess human nature had prevailed.

He put the stock of his M-14 on the ground and used it to lever himself off the ammo crate. “Your
evac is coming in. Pulling your wounded out, only. They’re bringing wounded off an Observation Post over by Bear Mountain Bridge. We need the rest of your effectives. Brit, you go too.”

“No shit, Sherlock.
As if I would want to be stuck on this hill with you uneducated philistines.”   

“How you put up with her, Nick, I dunno.”

“I hit the jackpot with this one, Cody. Maybe someday I’ll have Doctor Morano clone her and send you one. Brit 2.0. Maybe some bigger boobs.”

He made a two fingered “avert evil” sign at me and shuddered. “
No thanks, keep that demon away from me. You know this was her fault, right?”

“What do you mean?
Doctor Morano?”


Yeah, her crew sprayed some kind of chemical all over the City. It was supposed to sedate the Zombies, make it easier for us to sweep in and take them out. My unit was waiting at Stewart to drop into Central Park. Instead, well…” and he made a sweeping gesture to the valley floor. Another horde was moving up the valley, thousands of rotted voices howling blood red rage.

His second in command, a female Staff Sergeant, came hustling over.

“Sarge, ammo is redistributed, everyone has water, and we’re ready to go.”

I looked at her closely. She couldn’t hav
e stood more than five foot three in her jump boots.

“Aren’t you a little short to be a paratrooper, Staff Sergeant Sparks?

She shot me a dirty look, fingering the bayonet she wore strapped to her soldier. “Get bent, you fat old man.”

Cody laughed. He knew Sparky and I had been jousting like this since way before the war. “Gotta go, got some neo-killing to do.” Then he turned, cupped his hands around his mouth, and yelled at his men.

“HEY YOU APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER? GET DOWN THERE AND KILL SOME ZOMBIES!
AIRBORNE, ADVANCE!”

They slung their M-4
s over their backs, pulled out pistols with high capacity magazines, locked shields, and advanced downhill to meet the horde, chanting “MER-IK-A! MER-IK-A!” as they advanced in lockstep. Cody winked at me, slapped Brit’s ass, ducked under her return punch, and ran downhill to join his men.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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