Authors: John Mortimer
âNo.' Cris was smiling now, perfectly at his ease. âThere is absolutely no truth in that suggestion.'
âAbsolutely no truth ...' The judge was writing with evident satisfaction.
âDo you remember if Trooper Midgeley was one of the sentries on duty outside the cave that night?'
âI'm afraid I can't remember that.'
âReally, Mr Prinsep.' The judge was clearly bored as a spectator and came trotting briskly on to the field of play. âWe're talking about a night almost half a century ago. A no doubt confused and dangerous night in wartime. Is Sir Crispin really to be expected to remember the name of every soldier and exactly where he was posted?'
âThen perhaps this will remind him.' Ken Prinsep spoke like an excited conjuror about to astonish us all. âMay Mr Derek Midgeley come into court?'
âYou have no objection to this, Mr Skeffington?' the judge asked hopefully.
âNo, my Lord.' Robbie was careful to look unconcerned by any trick his opponent might be capable of playing. âI have no idea what this is all about. But if my learned friend thinks that it might possibly help his case, then I have no objection.' He shrugged his gown back on to his shoulders and sat.
The sepulchral voice of the usher was calling outside the court, âMr Derek Midgeley! Derek Midgeley, please!' Then the courtroom door swung open and Mr Midgeley marched in under the usher's orders and came to attention in the well of the court. I suppose he was old: he looked ageless: a lean, cadaverous man with receding hair, a high, bony forehead and an expression of gloomy severity. His face was pale as plaster, in which two deep cracks ran from his nostrils to his mouth. In another existence he might have been a militant Puritan, retired long ago from Cromwell's Ironsides, one who had marched with sword and Bible against the frivolous Cavaliers. He had on a dark-blue business suit, shiny with age, and some sort of badge in his buttonhole. He was the only one of all the witnesses who looked like an old soldier and when he said the word Midgeley I expected him to add his rank and number.
âJust stand there, Mr Midgeley, would you, where the witness can see you?' And Ken Prinsep told him, “You won't be called on to speak until later.'
So Midgeley stood and looked up at Cris. It was a long, hard stare with very little warmth or forgiveness in it.
âIs that Trooper Midgeley?' Ken Prinsep asked Cris.
âIt's rather a long time ago. He's changed a good deal since we last met.'
âI expect we all have, in the last forty-odd years.' The judge got some obedient laughter.
“But I believe that's Midgeley, yes.' Cris smiled down at the silent witness and got no reaction.
âIf he says he was near enough to you and Lieutenant Blair to hear these words from you â “We must say the Germans did it'' â how would you feel about that. Sir Crispin Bellhanger?'
âI should wonder how he came to give evidence that was so far from the truth. I should be prepared to believe that he was mistaken and not telling a deliberate lie.'
The judge wrote that down carefully and Derek Midgeley was about-turned by the usher and marched out of court, but not before Robbie had subjected him to a minute inspection.
âSee that, Glover?' our leader whispered to Justin. âCND badge in the buttonhole. Get hold of their membership lists. Find out all you can about him. Clearly a nutter who doesn't like war.'
The day in court was over. We struggled out into the mosaic-floored corridors and I headed, with some urgency, through the door marked Gentlemen in Gothic lettering. As I stood facing the porcelain, the door was pushed open and Dunster looked in. Anyone else, me included, would have beaten a hasty retreat. Not so Dunster. He stood beside me as though we had never had a quarrel in our lives and seemed, all things considered, quite extraordinarily cheerful.
“Brilliant, wasn't he?'
âI don't think we should discuss the case.'
âOh, come on, Progmire. At least have the guts to admit he was brilliant.'
âCris gave his evidence very well. Yes. Probably because he was telling the truth.'
âNot your boss. Your boss was hypocrisy on oiled wheels. That's how I'd describe his evidence. No, I mean Ken. Totally fearless. Absolutely dominated the proceedings.'
âThe judge doesn't seem to like him much.'
âTactics, old man. Brilliant tactics. Ken's got the judge to expose himself as a boring and entirely prejudiced old fart. I think the jury have got the message.'
âDo you, really?' I moved away from him to wash my hands. It was a ridiculous scene; we might have been back at school, hanging about in the bogs.
âTell you one thing, old man' â Dunster was zipping himself up with a look of complete satisfaction â âwe're going to make a far bigger impact with this story in court than we'd ever have done on television.'
Queen's Bench Court Five became a way of life; I went there instead of to the office and in the evenings I discussed the day's work with Lucy. I sat, each day, helpless to alter the course of events. I kept looking at the jury and worrying if they didn't think that the very enormity of the charge against Cris meant that it had some truth in it, and how impressive the surprise witness, Derek Midgeley, might be when he came to give evidence.
The odd thing about those days in court was that they seemed to have nothing much to do with the facts of the case. Pomeriggio â the procession of men, women and children, singing, carrying candles, walking slowly to their death â had never seemed further away and more lost in the pages of history. What we were concerned about were the judge's questions, Robbie's cunning re-examination, or the futile and counterproductive attack Ken made on a general, long retired, whom we had called as a witness to Cris's character. Looking back to those long mornings and sleepy afternoons I seem, in all the time taken by the laborious and highly expensive investigation, to have learnt nothing new about that night in the Apennines. No question was finally answered and no new layer of truth revealed.
Trying to remember the so-called courtroom drama, much of it has vanished, as unmemorable as lessons at school. Pictures come back to me. I can see Dunster staring at every witness with ferocious or friendly intent, trying to exercise some sort of remote control over their evidence; Beth looking beautiful, calm and detached; Robbie hitching up his gown; the judge's furious little puffs at his glasses before he polished them; Justin Glover arriving gloomy and exhausted after another family crisis, gradually cheering up as he listened to other people's troubles. These things come back to me most clearly, but the important moments of the trial are harder to remember. I have to think hard before I can hear the questions and answers that seemed so dangerous or conclusive at the time.
âMr Sweeting. You were visited in Italy by my client, Mr Dunster.' Someone, no doubt Justin, had tricked out the ex-trooper in a genuine natty suiting which made him look ill at ease. He had told his story to Robbie, much as he had to us in the back of the Bar della Luna, grinning at the jury with a mixture of bravura and guilt, like an elderly, awkward schoolboy who has been caught doing something moderately disgusting and is doing his best to brave it out. And then Ken Prinsep had risen to the attack.
âYes, of course.' Natty seemed to notice Dunster for the first time. âThanks for reminding me.' He was the most cooperative of witnesses. âHe was the other one who came out from England to visit me. I seem to have got quite popular lately. I can't believe that they just came for the grappa at the Bar della Luna!' He looked hopefully round the court, waiting for the laugh that never came. âMr Dunster rang me from Bologna and then came over. It was a Friday. No. I tell a lie.'
âPlease, Mr Sweeting, be careful.' Ken Prinsep gave a strong warning.
âIt was a Saturday.' Natty looked contrite and this time did get the ghost of a smile from the jury.
âDon't bother about whether it was a Friday or a Saturday. Did you give him an account of what happened, that night when the church was blown up?'
âOh, we chatted away about a lot of things. He was my first visitor from England, oh, for a long time. That's how I remember it.'
âDid you make a statement to him, about the church?'
âMr Prinsep!' The judge, who had been silent during Robbie's examination, could contain himself no longer. âAm I to understand that your client has been around collecting statements from witnesses?'
âHe visited Mr Sweeting in Italy, yes, my Lord.'
âFor the purpose of discussing the question the jury has to try?'
âIs your Lordship suggesting there was any harm in that?'
âHarm, Mr Prinsep? I don't know about harm. We shall have to see how the matter develops. I don't know what the situation is under other jurisdictions, with which you may be more familiar, but litigants in
this
country leave it to their solicitors to go round collecting evidence.' He made it sound an eccentric and revolting occupation, like someone pulling out their own teeth.
âMy Lord, Mr Dunster's visit was some time before these proceedings started.'
âSo he
wasn't
collecting evidence?'
âHe said he wanted a good story,' Natty volunteered to help the judge, who was acting, in a way which even the Mummers would have found over the top, the part of a man completely mystified. âIt was for a film he was making.'
âFor a
film,
Mr Prinsep?' Mr Justice Sopwith tried to do for the noun what Dame Edith Evans had done for the handbag.
âYour Lordship will remember' â there was, in the soft Canadian voice, only the slightest tremor of desperation â âthat Mr Dunster discovered the truth about Pomeriggio when he was researching a television film he was writing.'
âOf course,' said the judge, who did seem to have forgotten. âI remember that perfectly well.'
âHe wanted a good story for his film, sir. He was interested in finding out if our side hadn't done things as bad as the Germans did. That's what interested him, as a film maker, from what I remember.'
âIf our side hadn't done what sort of things?' The judge looked puzzled.
âWell, breaking the rules of the game if you know what I mean.' Natty looked embarrassed. âThe rules of war, I think they call them.'
âDid he ask you to tell him if the British committed a war crime?' the judge asked and Natty agreed, while Ken leant over for one of his whispered conversations with Dunster. Then he surfaced again and turned his horn-rimmed spectacles on Natty.
âThat's not entirely correct, is it? He just asked you to tell him all you knew about the incident.'
âDid he?' Natty did his best to look interested, an attempt which wasn't wholly successful.
âAnd you told him clearly that you had helped Captain Bellhanger and the other men blow up the church.'
âIs that what he says?'
âExactly. Did you tell him that?'
Now Natty looked across to me and Justin. No doubt he was trying to tell us he was sorry for the answer he was about to give. He knew he was a bit unreliable, the one who always made a mess of things, but he hoped we'd go on liking him all the same. âI suppose I might have done.'
âYou might have done!' Ken was staring at the jury as he repeated the words; it was his first wholly successful moment in the trial. And it was the point at which he should have sat down and shut up, but he had to go on to ever-diminishing effect. âWhere were you when you might have told Mr Dunster that?'
âWe were in the back of the bar. I suppose we were enjoying ourselves. As I say, I don't often get anyone from England to talk to. He bought a bottle of grappa.' Jaunty Blair, I remembered, had recalled the facts as Dunster wanted them with the aid of a bottle of Remy Martin.
âAnd you said that Captain Bellhanger had ordered you to do it?'
âMr Dunster said that was the story he was after, yes. For the film he was doing. I thought it was just like those ones we had in the war:
Night Fighters
,
Girls on the Square
and
London Defiant
... Things like that. What was the one they had on at the Odeon, Leicester Square?'
Ken tried another smile on the jury. âI don't think most of us were around then.'
âPity. That was a good one.'
âNever mind about that.' Ken did his best to reassemble his scattered winnings. âThe fact is that you may well have told Mr Dunster that Captain Bellhanger was guilty.'
âHe
might
have, Mr Prinsep.' The judge was displeased.
âYes, my Lord.'
âYou said he
may well
have. We must be careful here, mustn't we, to be entirely accurate about the evidence?' At which Ken Prinsep sat down, no doubt unwilling to risk further questions.
âHow many did you have?' Robbie hitched himself and his gown up to re-examine.
âHow many what, sir?'
âGrappas!' Robbie boomed like a cannon, making the jury blink.
âMaybe we saw off half a bottle.'
âJust the two of you? You and Mr Dunster?'
âThe two of us, yes.'
âGrappa's pretty strong, isn't it? Stronger than whisky?'
âIt was a bit of pretty good stuff, yes. Local grown.'
âAnd you thought he was making a cinema film like those you saw at some picture palace? A work of fiction. With an invented story?'
âThat's what I thought, sir. Yes.' Natty had obligingly answered the question before Ken Prinsep could get to his feet to object.
âNo doubt you were feeling a bit cheerful and you thought you'd give this nice gentleman who'd come all the way from England exactly what he wanted?'
âMy Lord. I object. My learned friend is cross-examining his own witness.'