Dread Locks (2 page)

MY LIFE AS A STATUE

T
here was never anything wrong with my life. Perhaps that was the problem. That was the flaw—the crack into which Tara slid like rainwater into a sidewalk fracture, freezing and thawing again and again, widening the crack with each frost. The crack in my life was the fact that I had everything I wanted, or could ever want—and when you have it all, boredom grows like a fungus, coating everything you own and everything you feel.

“You’re just a spoiled brat,” my older brother, Garrett, would tell me. Him, with his Rolex watch and his designer clothes. Him, with a Lexus in the driveway for his sixteenth birthday. The sad thing is, he was right. By the time I was fourteen, I had a DVD collection that would rival the neighborhood video store. I had three bikes: mountain, racing, and trick. And I knew that whether I wanted one or not, there would be a Lexus in the driveway for me one day, too.

No, there was nothing wrong with my life. But then again, everything was wrong.

On my fifteenth birthday, I came to realize that the expression
spoiled rotten
meant exactly that. We kids were the apples of our parents’ eyes, and I, for one, was rotting from the inside out.

I was looking forward to my birthday—I mean, who doesn’t. That was when I cared what I would get. That was when I cared, period. I came running down the stairs that morning, like it was Christmas. My parents were already up. In my family, presents never waited; they were there upon waking. Our family has a problem with what they call delayed gratification. We want
what
we want
when
we want it, and we always want it
now.
So birthday presents never waited until afternoon, or even until after breakfast.

The gift was hard to miss. It was this huge box almost four feet tall and wrapped with a giant red ribbon, sitting smack in the middle of the living room.

“Mine, mine, mine!” yelled my little sister, Katrina. Everything was hers, hers, hers. She was eight, but got attention by acting like she was four.

“Katrina, it’s Parker’s birthday, not yours,” Mom said patiently.

“It’s bigger than my present was,” Katrina complained, “and don’t tell me that size doesn’t matter, because you got mad at Dad that time your anniversary diamond was too small.”

Dad chuckled uncomfortably. Mom sighed.

“Maybe you’ll get something as big for your next birthday,” Dad offered.

“Christmas,” demanded Katrina. “Christmas is sooner.”

Garrett, whose bed hair looked like something out of a bad science-fiction movie, threw up his hands like my birthday was an imposition on his life. “Can we just get on with this already?”

I looked at the box on the table, trying to take it slow, relishing the mystery. I had no idea what it was. I had dropped hints that I wanted a motocross bike, but this box wasn’t the right shape.

“Go on, open it,” said Dad.

I tugged the end of the huge ribbon like a rip cord, and the bow pulled open. As it did, the sides of the box, which weren’t actually attached, fell away to reveal a metallic shape inside. It took a moment to realize what it was.

It was me.

“Well, what do you think?” asked Mom.

What did I think? I wasn’t quite thinking yet—I was still trying to take it in. It was a three-foot bronze sculpture of me holding a basketball, ready to shoot. The thing looked like the top of a giant trophy—like the MVP trophy I had gotten on my basketball team the year before, but with my face.

“It’s something, isn’t it!” Dad said proudly.

“I don’t play basketball anymore,” I reminded them.

Dad threw me an irritated glare. “You did when we commissioned the artist to sculpt it.”

“This year we thought we’d get you something that would last,” Mom said. “Something you could pass on to your children.”

I had no idea why my future children would want a sculpture of me shooting hoops. What do you say to a present like that?

“Cool,” I said.

My parents seemed satisfied with my response.

“Enough of this garbage,” said Garrett. “Go out on the driveway—my present to you is there.”

“It’s a motocross bike,” said Katrina, thrilled by her own power to ruin the surprise.

As it was Saturday, I filled the motocross bike with gas, spent the whole day riding until I got bored with it, then took it on tour to all of my friends, until I got bored with that, too.

That night was the first time I truly began to understand how I was rotting from the inside. After dark, I sat in the backyard staring at that bronze sculpture. My parents had already placed it on a pedestal, with lights shining at it from two different angles, and I thought how strange it all was. I had everything that I needed, everything that I wanted, and on top of all that, I now had a statue to honor me. This was as good as it gets. Which meant the only direction from here would be down.

I don’t expect you to understand.
Boo hoo, the rich kid’s feeling sorry for himself.
But it’s not like that. I mean, we’re all striving for something, right? There’s always something we’re working toward. You take that lousy summer job because it gives you the money to actually do something with your friends other than hang out. You dress cool to be in with the popular kids. You bust your butt so that your grades get you to the top of your class. You play basketball dreaming of victory and the MVP trophy.

But what happens when you’ve got all those things already? What is there to strive for? What do you hope for?

It was as I stared at my own bronze face, feeling that boredom fungus growing all around me, that I heard the first moving van pull up the long driveway of the house next door.

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THIRTEEN MOVING VANS

T
he place next door had been deserted for as long as I can remember and is the largest house in the neighborhood, if one could actually call it a house. Our place is not quite a mansion, but it comes close. Six bedrooms, a four-car garage, a “bonus room” large enough for both a pool table and a Ping-Pong table, and a yard with a tennis court and pool. The place next door, though, hidden behind ancient sycamore trees, at the end of a gated driveway, was like its own universe. It stood three stories tall, with a winding staircase you could see through the bare front windows. From the outside it looked kind of like the White House, but it was painted canary yellow, which was peeling to reveal the aging wood beneath. The place was so rundown because no one had lived there since before I was born.

My friends and I went there once in a while to look into the dust-covered windows.

“The place is haunted,” my best friend, Dante, once told me. His real name is Don Taylor, which became Don Tay and finally Dante, because he decided that spelling was so much cooler.

“People say every empty old house is haunted,” I answered.

“Ralphy Sherman says the guy who lived there hacked off his own head, then went around headless, hacking off the heads of his whole family.”

“Ralphy Sherman also says he was JFK in a previous life. You gonna believe that?”

Haunted or not, the place had always had a heavy padlock on the driveway gate. Now either someone had finally bought it, or the original owners were finally moving in after all those years.

I watched from my bedroom window that night, trying to get a glimpse through the trees to see what was going on. Even my parents were curious—I could hear them in their bedroom muttering nightmare neighbor stories to each other and hoping we wouldn’t have one of our own. I counted thirteen huge moving vans pulling into the long driveway before I fell asleep.

The next morning—Sunday—while everyone else slept late, I went out to explore.

I rode my new motorbike past the rusty front gate of the mansion a few times. The chain and padlock were gone, but the gate was still closed. It wasn’t exactly an invitation to visit, but I’m not one to wait for invitations. I hid my bike in the bushes and climbed through a gap in the fence farther up the road so I’d be less obvious.

When I got to the house, I could see that the vans were all gone. The only sign that the movers had been there were dusty footprints on the porch. I dared to peer inside. The place was still a wreck, but now it was filled with luxurious furniture. Old stuff—the kind they put in fake rooms in museums, then block off with red velvet ropes. Bubble-wrapped artwork leaned against the peeling walls everywhere, and boxes were stacked like building blocks halfway to the vaulted ceiling. Whoever had moved in was probably asleep after such a long night of moving. I sneaked around to the back and peered in to find more of the same in the kitchen and dining room. I didn’t dare try the back doorknob, because I didn’t want to be tempted to go in.

Cutting through the trees, I climbed back out to the road the way I had come, took my bike on a nice long ride, then went home.

When I got back, Dad was awake, and he was crankier than his usual pre-coffee crank. “What were you doing in my office?” Dad asked me, as if I was guilty of some federal offense.

“I wasn’t in your office,” I told him. “I was out riding.”

“Then one of you is lying.”

He led me into his home office, a room that seemed entirely carved out of dark cherrywood, even the floor and desk. Garrett and Katrina were already there, annoyed at this ongoing investigation. Dad pointed to his leather desk chair.

“Someone’s been sitting in my chair!” he said.

Garrett rubbed his eyes to get the sleep out of them. “What’s the big deal?”

“In case you’ve forgotten, this is not just a chair, it’s an ergonomical skeletal support system.” He pointed to four electric buttons that worked like the controls on car seats. “The settings are all off. It took me weeks to get them just right.”

“Maybe you did it yourself,” I suggested.

“Oh please,” he said, disgusted, as if he’d never be capable of such an act.

“What’s a
herbo-comical skeleton,”
Katrina asked, with worry in her voice. “Is there one in the house? Does it have to stay here?”

“Don’t worry about it,” I told her. “It doesn’t come out until dark.”

Katrina bit her lip, and Dad forced me to explain that there was no skeleton; all it meant was that the chair was specially designed for Dad’s back problems.

“Actually, all it really means,” Garrett said, “is that they overcharged Dad for the chair.”

After an uncomfortable silence, I asked, “Can we go now?”

Dad looked at us suspiciously, then waved his hand. “Just don’t touch my chair again.”

As it turned out, unauthorized chair use was not the only crime of the day. At the breakfast table, Mom handed Katrina her box of cereal. Mom had given up on trying to get Katrina to drink milk—which she hated—and even had given up on making Katrina eat out of a bowl. The best she could do was get Katrina to wash her hands before sitting at the table, where she would shove those grubby little fingers into the cereal box.

“Hey,” she said, when she dipped her hand into the box. “Someone’s been eating my cereal!”

I shoveled in spoonfuls of my own Wheaties. “I don’t think anyone else in this house can stomach Sugar-Frosted Pizza Puffs,” I said. “Your cereal’s safe.”

“It wasn’t even open yesterday, and now half of it’s gone!” She dug her hand deep into the box, spilling the awful tomato-colored puffs all over the table. “The prize! Someone took the prize!”

“Honey,” said Mom, “maybe they just forgot to put one in.”

“Mom, it’s a
company.
They would never forget an important thing like that. They could lose their license or something.”

Katrina grumbled about her missing cereal prize for the rest of breakfast, making the meal even more unpleasant than usual.

While Dad fine-tuned the adjustments on his chair, and Katrina nagged Mom for a new box of cereal, I went up to my room to plan my day. Mom would want us to go to church, but if Garrett and I did some tag-team stalling, we’d be too late to go. I could head down to the mall, meet up with Dante, maybe catch a movie or something. Same old thing every week. I was about to sit at my desk when I happened to catch sight of something in the room, and what I saw made me freak. You know that feeling you get when your leg falls asleep? Well, I suddenly had that feeling in my spine. Like termites were chewing through the marrow in my backbone. I tore out of the room and downstairs, finding Dad just finishing up his chair adjustments. He must have caught the look on my face.

“What’s up, Parker?”

“Dad ... someone’s sleeping in my bed.”

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