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Authors: Katherine Applegate

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10 NOISES I REALLY LOVE
by Me, Roscoe Riley

1. New sneakers squeaking on the gym floor

2. Skateboards racing down the sidewalk

3. Frog croaks

4. Lion roars

5. Cat purrs

6. Drums in a marching band

7. Thunder
(when your mom and dad are with you)

8. Fireworks
(when your mom and dad are with you)

9. Tap dancing in a mud puddle

10. Tap dancing anywhere!

About the Author

K
ATHERINE
A
PPLEGATE
s has never owned tap shoes, but she likes the clickety sound they make. She can do an excellent bubble-gum pop, and recently learned how to make armpit farts using a straw.
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Katherine lives in a very noisy household in California, with her husband, two kids, and assorted pets.

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The Roscoe Riley Rules books
by Katherine Applegate

Roscoe Riley Rules #1: Never Glue Your Friends to Chairs

Roscoe Riley Rules #2: Never Swipe a Bully's Bear

Roscoe Riley Rules #3: Don't Swap Your Sweater for a Dog

Roscoe Riley Rules #4: Never Swim in Applesauce

ROSCOE RILEY RULES #5: DON'T TAP-DANCE ON YOUR TEACHER
. Text copyright © 2009 by Katherine Applegate. Illustrations copyright © 2009 by Brian Biggs. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.

EPub © Edition SEPTEMBER 2009 ISBN: 9780061850882

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Place bendy straw in armpit. Blow. Enjoy.

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