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By
Miss Scratch
, September 1, 2012

“Vacuum Cleaner White Noise” features an hour of noise generated from a vacuum cleaner. The sound editing is good, despite the monotony of the noise, and it is not loud or irritating. I have a particular fondness for vacuum cleaners. They’re cute. This is much better than letting an actual vacuum run for an hour. I enjoy it as background noise while studying and driving. I am not sure whether the sound is looped somewhere in the sixty minutes or if it is an unbroken recording. While listening, I picked up elements of airflow, motor, and subtle hissing. There is a sort of rhythm to it.

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Cat Evacuation Kit

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3.2 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Ready America 77100 Cat Evacuation Kit

ASIN:
     B0020MLI5C

Price:
     
$59.99

Ready America Grab ’n’ Go Cat Evacuation Kit. Be prepared for disasters and emergencies before they hit! The Ready America Grab ’n’ Go Cat Evacuation Kit is perfect for short evacuation emergencies for you and your cat.

  • 5-Year-Shelf-Life Cat Food
  • 3 Water Pouches
  • 4.225-oz. Pet Water Bowl
  • Cat Collar with Toy Mouse
  • Cat Treats
  • Cat Litter Pan
  • Bag of Cat Litter
  • Litter Scoop
  • Pet Wipes
  • Pet ID Tag
  • 3 Antiseptic Cleansing Wipes
  • 1” Gauze Roll
  • Triple Antibiotic Ointment Packet
  • 1 Pair Nitrile Gloves
  • Pet Carrier (which fits under airline seats)

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

597 of 641 people found the following review helpful

Too Heavy

By
Mr.Build
, September 7, 2011

My main issue with this kit is that the bag is too heavy for my cat to carry and there is no way to strap it to his back. To be honest, it seems like they made this kit for a person or at the very least a very large and strong cat. I tried for several hours to get my cat to carry this kit during our emergency drill, and it was pretty much impossible. Also the gloves in the kit are clearly meant for a human and not a cat. Other than that I guess it’s a good kit, but they need to make everything the proper size for your average American cat.

3 of 5 people found the following review helpful

Good for the average cat

By
Schrodinger
, April 11, 2013

I decided to keep the cat in the bag as well as the rest of the kit. That way, when an emergency comes, he and the kit will be in the same place. He has been in the bag since I bought it 3 months ago. I’m sure he’s still OK, but I’m afraid to open the bag.

15 of 26 people found the following review helpful

Not for cats only!

By
Jerome Albertson
, March 11, 2012

Let’s face it, everybody, I’m an “on the go” sort of guy. And most people are, in today’s “hectic” world of computers and mobile homes. There’s just no time to relax between my important meetings with the parole officer, liquor store runs, “research time” at the public library, and dates with Carla. That’s why I keep this kit with me at all times, so I can “evacuate” my pet raccoon Curly when I need to. For example, just the other day I was sleeping at the magazine section in the library when that desk clerk Raylene (my archnemesis!) came and told me to get the raccoon out of the library. Before she could even get her supervisor, me and Curly were outta there and on to Bert’s Quik Stop to pick up some FUNYUNS. Sometimes bad emergencies happen, and the kit is good for that, too. I’ll never forget a time I tried developing my homemade flamethrower with vodka, PVC pipe, and my BIC lighter. Didn’t work out like planned! I had to evacuate and hide from my angry landlord for the longest time. Even though I had to wear a disguise and go by the name “Juan Montigez” for six whole months, I felt good knowing that Curly made it out safe in the emergency kit. Since you never know when the next fire or accidental chemical spill is going to happen (Sorry, Jim!), you gotta have this thing with you and your pet at all times. I give this “5 STARS” because it always comes in handy. Even with all of the items in the “kit,” there is still room for your pet and a six-pack of ice-cold Miller. And it is not “just for cats”—this kit works great for raccoons, possums, gerbils, and all types of rodents. (I haven’t tested it with ferrets yet, so “buyer be careful” on that one.) Anyway, time to stop talking and start evacuating! Go get one of these today and get “on the go”!

31 of 64 people found the following review helpful

My bad…thought it had a parachute!

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