Diary of a Grumpy Old Git

BOOK: Diary of a Grumpy Old Git
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Praise for the
Wimpy Vampire
series by Tim Collins

 

‘This series of vampire parodies is one of the funniest I’ve ever read.’

wondrousreads.com

 

‘Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, this fun and accessible diary will appeal to any fan of
Twilight
or
Adrian Mole
, teenage or
otherwise...’

Goodreads.com

 


Twilight
meets
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
in this inventive parody of both.’

guardianbookshop.co.uk

 

‘This hilarious book will have you laughing your head off as you learn of the misfortune of Nigel Mullet.’

Fresh Direction

 

‘Teens who are fans of the
Twilight
saga will love this laugh-out-loud parody.’

Woman’s Way

 

‘A funny light-hearted read which touches on first love.’

Books 4 Teens

First published in Great Britain in 2012 by
Michael O’Mara Books Limited
9 Lion Yard
Tremadoc Road
London SW4 7NQ

Copyright © Michael O’Mara Books Limited 2012

All rights reserved. You may not copy, store, distribute, transmit, reproduce or otherwise make available this publication (or any part of it) in any form, or by any means
(electronic, digital, optical, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise), without the prior written permission of the publisher. Any person who does any unauthorized act in relation to this
publication may be liable to criminal prosecution and civil claims for damages.

A CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library.

ISBN: 978-1-84317-949-8 in hardback print format
ISBN: 978-1-84317-979-5 in EPub format
ISBN: 978-1-84317-980-1 in Mobipocket format

Designed and typeset by Envy Design
Illustrations by Andrew Pinder

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Contents

 

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