Cosi Fan Tutti - 5 (13 page)

Meanwhile Sabatino admired the red saloon, whistling

appreciatively.

‘So where did you get this?’

Gesualdo smiled.

‘Friend of a friend. But what’s really interesting is

where he got it.’

Sabatino glanced at him, but Dario was already on his

way back from putting the fear of God into the driver

who had so ill-advisedly attempted to enforce the traffic regulations single-handed. Gesualdo said nothing more.

With a mighty roar, he reversed at high speed along the alley into the continuing stalemate on Via Duomo. Reaching out of the window, he turned on the blue flasher held

on the roof by its magnetic base and handed the police

wand to Dario.

‘Wave this around a bit.’

Dario looked at him doubtfully.

‘Are you sure that’s a good idea?’

‘Works like a charm. Just try it and see.’

‘But suppose some of our friends are about. If they get the idea that you’re a cop

Gesualdo laughed sarcastically.

‘Next time I see them, Dario, I’ll let them know that you think they’re dumb enough to think that if I really was a cop, I’d drive around advertising the fact.’

Dario shrugged.

“I guess you’re right.’

But just before they reached Piazza Amore, Sabatino

leant out of the window and grabbed the flashing light off the roof.

‘Kill the wand!’

‘What’s up?’ asked Dario.

Sabatino pointed. Locked in the grid of traffic headed

the other way was a real police car, with a couple of uniforms in the front.

‘All we need now is for them to start taking an interest,’

murmured Gesualdo nervously.

Fortunately the policemen’s view was blocked by a

large orange truck in front, and they hadn’t noticed the presence of their counterfeit colleagues. In fact they

didn’t seem to be taking much interest in anything. They hadn’t even bothered to make use of their own lights and siren to carve a passage through the jam, for some reason, seemingly content to lumber along at the same speed as

the common public. As well as the two uniformed officers, there was a man in civilian clothes on board, sitting

all alone in the back. He seemed to be about to get out of the car, perhaps having realized that at this point it would be quicker to walk.

But as the red Jaguar passed by, the line of traffic going the other way suddenly started to move, then to pick up speed. For a moment it seemed as though some plug had

been pulled, and that everything would now be easy.

Then, without any warning, the whole thing ground to a

halt once again. The refuse truck stopped dead, its brake lights bathing the police car in an eerie red glare. The uniformed driver groped for the brake pedal, but he was

still speaking to his colleague in the front passenger seat and hit the clutch instead. The police car slammed into the tail-gate of the truck, not fast enough to do any serious damage, although the civilian in the back went

sprawling into the space behind the front seats while the two cops, who naturally hadn’t bothered to buckle their seat-belts, shot forward and struck their foreheads on the windscreen and the steering wheel respectively.

The one in the passenger seat recovered first. He glanced at the driver, who had blood streaming from his nose.

‘That son of a bitch!’ he yelled in dialect. ‘I’ll squash his balls like tomatoes!’

He got out of the car and strode towards the front of the truck, some sort of municipal maintenance vehicle by the look of it. But when he was more than halfway there, the door of the cab swung open and three men in overalls

jumped out and turned in a line, facing him.

What happened next is unclear. The policeman may

have started to say something, but no one remembered

that. All they remembered - the few who had not been

looking the other way at the time, or whose view had not been blocked by another vehicle - was the gunfire, the

abrupt volley of rapid, hammered shots which ‘could

have come from anywhere’. Almost everyone remembered

the policeman falling, the gunmen sprinting away,

abandoning their truck, the screams, panic and general

confusion. On the other hand, no one at all seems to have noticed the man in civilian clothes struggle out of the back of the police car and run off down a narrow alley as fast as he could go, his handcuffed arms swinging stiffly from side to side.

Due bizzarre ragazze

By this time, the red Jaguar was over half a mile away.

Thanks to a judicious use of the police wand and the

flashing light, which allowed him not only to disregard the rules of the road but to intimidate those similarly bent on ignoring them, Gesualdo had been able to

indulge to the full his penchant for massive acceleration, emergency braking, breathtaking near-misses, controlled skids and all the other techniques associated with

the chaos theory of urban driving.

None of this seemed to have improved the mood of the

two men in the front of the car. The brief effervescence of male camaraderie had gone flat, leaving a thin, sour,

strained silence. Both Gesualdo and Sabatino appeared to be sunk in a mood of sullen apathy, punctuated by frequent sighs, which baffled and slightly alarmed their passenger.

Maybe it was a mistake inviting myself along,

thought Dario De Spino.

By now he had known the two men for almost a year,

but was frequently forced to admit to himself - though

not to others, for knowledge was his business - that what he didn’t know about them easily outweighed what he

did. He had met Sabatino first, actually tried to pick him up in a bar! It rapidly became clear that Sabati was not that way inclined, but it also became clear that he and Gesualdo liked hanging out with Dario, in a spirit of

casual, bullshitting camaraderie, and that they were connected to some very big players indeed.

Exactly which players, Dario had never been able to

determine exactly, although he wouldn’t admit this to

anyone else either. On the contrary, being seen with Gesualdo and Sabatino had upgraded his own image considerably

in quarters where such enhancement can make the

difference between a sweet deal and a kiss-off - or something far worse.

So it wasn’t just altruism which made Dario wish to

raise his companions’ spirits by any possible means. The world in which he had been born and had his being was

rich in portents, omens and auguries. Read them wrong

and you were dead, often literally. Maybe the lads were simply suffering from indigestion, or maybe someone

had, God forbid, put the evil eye on them. In either case, he needed to find out, and fast.

‘So how’s business with you two?’ he asked a trifle too breezily. ‘Personally I’ve been doing a little distribution work for one of the big names in the pharmaceutical sector.’

No harm in hinting that he too had powerful contacts

whose identity he could not, needless to say, reveal. In fact the deal was a one-off involving a couple of kilos brought in by a friend of a friend, in both senses of the word, to be marketed through various gay discos, the discretion of whose clientele was assured.

No response.

‘What a life!’ he went on. ‘Up at all hours, from one end of the city to the other, the phone ringing off the hook, trying to keep track of inventory, and God help you if you

botch a sale! The only perk is the built-in wastage inevitable in any transportation and repackaging operation.’

Still no response. Dario leant forward between the two

front seats.

‘Here you go, lads. Something to lift your spirits.’

Gesualdo did not take his eyes off the road. Sabatino

glanced down at the plastic sachet of crystalline white powder in Dario’s outstretched palm. With a violent

motion of his hand he slapped it away.

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ yelled Dario, scooping the sachet up off the floor. ‘That’s pure coke!’

The silence from the front seats merely intensified.

‘What the hell’s the matter with you two?’ Dario

demanded.

The only reply was a massive sigh from Gesualdo.

‘What’s up?’ asked Dario.

‘Nothing!’

‘What’s wrong?’

‘Just drop it, will you?’ snapped Gesualdo.

Dario leant forward again, scanning the street ahead.

He was really worried now. If the car had been going

slowly enough, he would have opened the door and

made a run for it. But there was no chance of that, the way this maniac was driving.

‘Gesua! Sabari! For God’s sake, what’s happened?’

‘It’s personal,’ muttered Sabatino.

The Jaguar squealed round a corner, right into the path of an oncoming bus. With a flick of his wrist, Gesualdo cut into an alley on the other side of the street.

‘Our girls have left Naples,’ he said.

Dario stared at him, then burst into relieved laughter.

‘Is that all? They’ll be back.’

‘Maybe.’

‘Where have they gone?’

‘To study in London.’

‘Lucky them! They’ll come back with all kinds of certificates and qualifications and land some great job.’

‘Not here, though/ Sabatino replied gloomily. ‘Somewhere up North, where all the classy jobs are.’

‘Or maybe they’ll meet someone in London and not

come back at all,’ said Gesualdo.

Dario laughed again.

‘In that case, lucky you!’

Sabatino turned around.

‘What’s that supposed to mean, you idiot?’

Dario shrugged broadly and winked.

‘There are plenty of other women around.’

‘Not like Orestina and Filomena.’

‘What have they got that the others haven’t?’

demanded Dario. ‘One’s as good as another, since none of them is any good except for one thing. Anyway, that’s

beside the point. They’ll be back all right, and before you know it you’ll be knee-deep in mortgage payments and

credit-card bills, not to mention a pack of brats. This may be the last chance you ever get to kick off the traces. So instead of making life hell for yourselves and everyone around you, why not get out there and enjoy yourselves?’

‘Enjoy ourselves?’ repeated Sabatino incredulously.

‘Right! Get out there and play the field for all you’re worth. Just like your precious females will be doing in London.’

Gesualdo brought the car to a screeching halt and swung round to face Dario.

‘Don’t you dare insult two of the purest, most faithful women who have ever lived! You have no idea what

they’ve had to go through from their family for taking up with the likes of us.’

‘That’s probably your main attraction,’ commented

Dario cynically. ‘If you’d been a couple of guagliune per bene, they wouldn’t have given you a second look. In

short, you’re the most interesting men they’ve ever come across here. But in London? Do you think they’re going to waste their time there weeping and worrying about you

two? Give me a break! Women need to be the centre of

attention. If you aren’t around to give it to them, they’ll find someone who is. It only makes sense for you to play by the same rules.’

But Gesualdo had already climbed out of the car, followed closely by Sabatino. The front doors slammed with

percussive finality.

‘Wait for me, lads!’ called Dario.

‘We’ve got private business here,’ Gesualdo told him

coldly. ‘Either wait or make your own way home.’

He and Sabatino disappeared down a set of stone steps

running steeply downhill between walls overhung with

foliage. Dario looked after them for a moment, then

shrugged and lit a cigarette. As he did so, he noticed a taxi standing opposite, apparently just paying off its fare.

Dario walked over and started to negotiate with the

driver, a no-nonsense babe somewhere in her fifties.

‘Oh!’

Dario looked round. The speaker was the passenger

who had just got out of the taxi.

‘Eh?’ retorted Dario.

The man came closer, staring at Dario insistently.

‘Maybe I could use you,’ he said.

He was tall and spare, with a pale face, grey eyes and a thin wedge-shaped nose. Dario laughed dismissively.

‘Sorry, you’re too old.’

‘I’d make it worth your while.’

“I don’t do it for money.’

They exchanged a look.

‘Oh!’ shouted the driver. ‘You want a ride or what?’

Dario regarded her haughtily.

‘Not with you,’ he said.

There followed a brief but colourful exchange of views

on single-gender sexual practices and the personal

charms of older women, after which the taxi roared

away. Dario looked at the stranger.

‘What do you want?’ he said.

‘Someone I can trust.’

Dario laughed shortly.

‘Is that all?’

The man produced a number of large denomination

banknotes, as well as an engraved card in the name of

Alfonso Zembla. He handed both to Dario.

“I live just down the hill. Your friends Gesualdo and

no

Sabatino are on their way to my house now.’

‘Who said they were my friends?’

“I watched you drive up together in that red saloon.

Nice car. They didn’t seem to be too pleased with you, to be perfectly honest, and yet they left you there with about fifty million lire’s worth of automobile to steal or trash.

Who but friends would do that?’

Dario shrugged.

‘So?’ he demanded.

Zen paused a moment.

‘Would the reason why they weren’t pleased have less

to do with you than the fact that their girlfriends left town today?’

Dario made a wry face.

‘God!’, he said.

‘They’re making a fuss about it?’

‘You’d think it was the end of the world. I mean we all know breeders get hung up on relationships, but I’ve