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Hortense leaves the bed and comes to the footlights and stares at the audience. She smiles
.

HORTENSE

It looks like the sun.

FLORENCE

What does the sun look like?

HORTENSE

Round, a sort of yellow.

Florence looks up at the see-saw roof above her head
.

FLORENCE

They usually give you more time.

The Moor and Dionysus speak at opposite ends of the see-saw
.

THE MOOR

— You're my wife — ?

DIONYSUS

— You're my child — ?

Siva, perched on the raised edge of the first floor, right, looks down through the hole of the
old flue-pipe in the central partition as if to try to see Anderson
.

SIVA

Hullo —

ANDERSON

Hullo —

SIVA

I wondered if you remembered me —

ANDERSON

— Oh yes I loved only you, you see —

Siva speaks looking at the audience
—

SIVA

— I never loved anyone else in my life —

The Moor looks round the left bottom edge of the first floor as if to try to find something to wedge it with. He sees Florence
.

THE MOOR

Hullo —

FLORENCE

Hullo —

THE MOOR

I was afraid you might not remember me.

Florence smiles. They seem to quote
—

FLORENCE

— You've got the money —

THE MOOR

— You've got the child —

FLORENCE

— Then run —

THE MOOR

— I can't —

FLORENCE

— Why not —

THE MOOR

— Arthritis.

Florence drags Anderson's stove and helps the Moor to use it to wedge the left-hand edge of the floor with
.

In the meantime Anderson holds down the edge of the see-saw with difficulty
.

SIVA

— Now you see it —

ANDERSON

— Now you don't —

Dionysus is perched with Siva at the top end of the first floor on the right, facing the audience
.

DIONYSUS

Good God, are we talking about —

HORTENSE

The people in the valley?

Hortense, at the front of the stage, and Dionysus are both staring out over the audience
.

HORTENSE

Hullo —

DIONYSUS

Hullo —

HORTENSE

And where were you?

DIONYSUS

In the pub.

HORTENSE

And was I left with an only child to bring up —

Siva leans over the right-hand edge of the first floor, trying to see down into the room below
.

SIVA

It's a boy.

ANDERSON

It's a girl.

SIVA

Has it really got three heads?

Siva looks at the audience
.

The Moor and Anderson, with Florence's help, have succeeded in wedging, with Anderson's stove and bed and so on, the lower end, left, of the first floor. They step back from it gingerly
.

THE MOOR

— Huts, watchtowers —

FLORENCE

— Ladies and gentlemen on the grass —

Hortense stands looking out over the audience
.

HORTENSE

But if this part of it was never used —

DIONYSUS

Throw it over —

THE MOOR

Is it meant to be?

Anderson has been looking on the ground along the footlights at the front. He seems to quote
—

ANDERSON

— Oh you are an old fraud. I'm sure you're frightfully good at it really —

Then he goes and looks along the wall at the back
.

The others are all now looking at the audience
.

FLORENCE

We go down there —

Anderson speaks from the back
.

ANDERSON

Come up here —

SIVA

What happens if I get squashed?

THE MOOR

You won't —

FLORENCE

It's open at both ends —

HORTENSE

And in the middle?

Anderson seems to have found what he is looking for on the ground floor on the right. He bends down
.

DIONYSUS

A little room —

ANDERSON

Just behind the eyes —

Anderson looks at the audience
.

Florence begins looking along the ground at the footlights at the front
.

Siva watches her
.

SIVA

Oi!

HORTENSE

Oi?

SIVA

— There's a boy down there on the wire!

FLORENCE

— There's a child, in its pram, at the airport —

Hortense speaks, looking at the audience
.

HORTENSE

Will you look after it?

ANDERSON

It'll survive?

Anderson comes to the footlights and stands by the Moor looking over
.

THE MOOR

It goes down there —

Florence has now moved to the back wall on the left. She gets down on her hands and knees
.

FLORENCE

Comes up here —

DIONYSUS

I thought it was a baby —

THE MOOR

No, it's seeds —

SIVA

Isn't that a baby?

HORTENSE

If they look after it.

They all, except Florence, look at the audience
.

ANDERSON

But if we go all over them —

SIVA

They'll kill us?

Florence seems to have found what she is looking for at the ground floor at the back She seems to draw a bolt. Then she turns to the audience, crouching
.

DIONYSUS

Say it's a tomb —

THE MOOR

It's a laboratory.

Florence comes to the front of the structure, treading carefully. She stamps on the ground
.

ANDERSON

Huts, watchtowers —

HORTENSE

Ladies and gentlemen on the grass.

Siva speaks from her perch on the top right of the old first floor
.

SIVA

What's holding it?

ANDERSON

You'd better jump.

Florence speaks to Anderson
.

FLORENCE

You took the pin out?

The Moor watches the audience
.

THE MOOR

Your hands and feet on the ground. Your body on the ceiling —

They wait
.

After a time Hortense looks up at Dionysus
.

DIONYSUS

Did you stay with me, for ever, in that monastery — ?

HORTENSE

We were married —

The Moor speaks to Florence
—

THE MOOR

Weren't we?

Florence is looking over the footlights
.

FLORENCE

Children see by what they learn —

Anderson goes to the back wall again and feels on the floor on the right
.

SIVA

One or two —

DIONYSUS

Get through —

HORTENSE

And the rest?

FLORENCE

The people in the valley?

THE MOOR

Are buried —

DIONYSUS

Beneath the tree —

HORTENSE

And grow —

SIVA

One or two —

Anderson straightens and comes forward on the right, gingerly
.

FLORENCE

Now you see it —

ANDERSON

Don't you?

Anderson stamps with his foot at the front of the stage. They wait
.

FLORENCE

You got it?

Florence and Anderson seem to be making slight forward-and-back movements as if to test, facing the audience, whether the stage might be balanced on a left-to-right axis at the very front of the stage — against the counterweight of the auditorium
.

HORTENSE

How will I recognise you —

SIVA

In that great big room?

ANDERSON

With your head in your hands —

FLORENCE

And just behind your eyes —

THE MOOR

No curtain!

DIONYSUS

Customs —

HORTENSE

An avalanche!

The to-and-fro movements that Florence and Anderson are making seem to be having no effect
.

SIVA

Hold it in your arms —

HORTENSE

Is it crying?

Siva moves along to the front edge of the raised first floor. She stretches her hands down as if to Anderson. The Moor looks up at her
.

ANDERSON

But if we don't hurt them —

FLORENCE

You think they'll keep us?

She and Anderson go again to the wall at the back, left and right. They look on the ground there
.

SIVA

Look —

DIONYSUS

Isn't it sweet —

THE MOOR

It can fly then?

Siva straightens. She and the Moor look out over the audience
.

Anderson comes from the back, right. He stops halfway between the back wall and the footlights and he rocks, one foot in front of the other, as if to see whether there might be any movement in the stage
.

Florence is watching him from the back, left
.

FLORENCE

Try it now —

ANDERSON

One over the top —

HORTENSE

They go down —

SIVA

We go over.

Dionysus has edged forwards, with Siva, to the very front of the top left of the old first floor. He looks down at Hortense
.

DIONYSUS

Oh my darling —

THE MOOR

Oopsadaisy!

Anderson speaks facing the audience
.

ANDERSON

Do they see —

Hortense speaks in a matter-of-fact voice facing the front —

HORTENSE

— You didn't really sleep with her —

DIONYSUS

Didn't you?

Florence straightens, back left, and stands there gingerly
.

SIVA

— Was that really a bomb in your pocket —

ANDERSON

Wasn't it?

Hortense and the Moor, at the footlights, are now making slight forward-and-back movements, facing the audience, as if to see whether the stage-and-auditorium might pivot on the axis along the footlights
.

FLORENCE

Didn't we have children —

THE MOOR

There are enough, God knows.

The Moor is looking at the audience. They all suddenly become still — as if the stage-and-auditorium might have moved slightly on its pivot. They balance; or hold on to whatever they can get a hold of
.

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