Cat on a Cold Tin Roof (22 page)

“Maybe.” He looked unconvinced, and finally shrugged. “What the hell. First we've got to find them. Then we'll worry about what they're worth.” He paused. “What about dinner?”

“What have you got a taste for?” I asked.

“Diamonds.”

“What else?”

He smiled. “Italian, I think.”

“Okay, there are a couple of Carrabba's in town,” I said. “I'm sure you've got 'em in Chicago.”

“Yeah, that'll be fine.”

I told him how to get to the closest one, and we agreed to meet at six, since there was an NBA double-header starting at 7:30 on ESPN. He picked up the tab, as usual, and we left.

I waited until he had pulled out, then got into my car and drove right to the station. A minute later I was sitting across from Jim Simmons, waiting for him to get off the phone.

“Well, two-thirds of our Bolivian problem has been taken care of,” he told me when he hung up the receiver.

“How?” I asked.

“The Feds made a deal,” he replied.

“The Feds?”

“State, I suppose. I don't know. They don't talk much to little folks, like cops who put their lives on the line every day.” He took a sip from a can of Diet Pepsi he had on his desk. “Anyway, the deal was we'd put them on a plane for home this afternoon if they didn't fight deportation.”

“As simple as that?” I said. “It's missing some details.”

“We agreed not to prosecute—they had no permits for their guns, and they were wanted by Interpol—and the feds agreed to keep the whole incident quiet. I get the feeling they're going right from our calaboose to one in La Paz.”

“And if their cartel has half the strength of the bigger Mexican and Colombian ones, they'll be out an hour later.”

“Not our problem,” said Simmons. “But if I were them, I'd be happier in jail than explaining to my bosses how I managed to get identified and arrested in a foreign country—especially before I got what I'd been sent there for.”

“Speaking of that,” I said, “I know where they are.”

He frowned. “The Bolivians? I just told you.”

“The diamonds,” I said.

“Diamonds?” he repeated, frowning. “What diamonds?”

“I'll come to them,” I said. I paused and gave him a great big grin. “And I know who killed Big Jim Palanto.”

“Palanto?” he repeated. “You mean Pepperidge.”

I smiled. “No,
you
mean Palanto.”

“Okay, Palanto,” he said. “Now suppose you tell me what you think you know?”

“He was killed by a neighbor,” I said.

“The guy you had Bill Calhoun hunting up for you?”

I nodded. “A realtor named Abner Delahunt.”

“Okay,” said Simmons. “What did they fight over?”

“I doubt that they fought over anything,” I said. “I think Delahunt knew that Velma—Mrs. Pepperidge—was out at her bridge club the night of the blizzard, walked the hundred yards or so from his house to Palanto's, rang the bell, and was invited in, which is why there was no sign of breaking and entering. They were, if not friends, at least acquaintances, belonged to the same golf club, the same church, probably the same businessmen's clubs. He had to have been there before, because he knew exactly what he was after.”

“You got any proof for anything you've said so far, Eli?” asked Simmons dubiously.

I grinned at him. “I got a proposition for you, Jim.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah,” I said. “The Bengals close out their season at home in a couple of weeks against the Browns. If I don't hand you the killer all wrapped up nice and neat, I'll pop for two tickets.”

“And I pay if you give me the murderer?”

I nodded. “Right.”

He reached across the desk. “You got yourself a deal, Eli—and I hope it's my treat.”

“It will be,” I assured him.

“Okay, go on.”

“I don't know how Delahunt got Palanto out on that balcony. Probably, given that Palanto was an amateur stargazer, he simply didn't stop him. The house was empty, so I don't suppose it made any difference to Delahunt where he killed him.”

“So Palanto goes out to look at the stars, or the storm, or whatever the hell he looked at through his telescope, and Delahunt drilled him, two shots right through the heart,” continued Simmons. He took another sip of his Pepsi. “It
sounds
good, Eli, but so far I haven't heard anything like, for example, proof.”

“I'm coming to it,” I told him. “Anyway, that was the situation when I got there after you called me in the middle of the night: Palanto dead in the snow, and no trace of the killer.”

“Right. Now what can you add to that?”

“There was also no trace of the cat. Remember? That's why you called me. Because Velma was desperate for it . . . until I found it and returned it to her.” I paused again. “That's when she had me arrested.”

“I remember.”

“But you don't know
why
.”

“Enlighten me,” said Simmons.

“That cat had a million dollars' worth of diamonds on its collar.”

“You're kidding!” he exclaimed.

“No, Jim, I'm not. And Delahunt not only knew that, but he was desperate for cash. His business was going down the tubes, he was in a race to sell his house before it was repossessed, and he owed money all over town.”

“Go on.”

“Right after the murder, he gives his girlfriend a ring with a diamond that's valued near a hundred grand.”

“Have you seen it?” he asked.

I nodded. “It, and
her
. She makes Bettie Page look like a boy.”

“Is she in town?”

“Yeah,” I said. “Her name's Mitzi Cramer.” He scribbled down her name, then did the same when I gave him her address.

“Okay,” he said. “That's one diamond. Maybe it's from the collar, maybe it's not.”

“Oh, it is,” I assured him.

“How do you know?”

“I got the insurance papers from Velma, and according to a jeweler named Winslow Monroe it's a perfect match.”

“How does he know?”

“She tried to sell it to him.”

“Less than a week after she got it?” he said dubiously.

“The girl's loyalty knows no bounds,” I said. “Of course, neither does Delahunt's. He's a married man—for a few more weeks or months, anyway.”

“It all sounds logical, Eli,” said Simmons, “but you'd better have more than this. One diamond may or may not be from the cat's collar, and a girl who's maybe sleeping with Delahunt is wearing it on her finger. That's a little
too
circumstantial.”

“Oh?”

“What about the other nine diamonds?”

“I found the jeweler who took 'em off the collar for Delahunt,” I said. “He's got three of them, and he'll testify he set a fourth in Mitzi Cramer's ring.”

Simmons's eyes widened. “No bullshit?” he said. “He'll testify to that?”

“Right.”

“What about the other six diamonds?”

“Delahunt took them after the jeweler—his name's Orestes Mela—took 'em off.” I gave him my biggest Sunday-go-to-church grin. “I'd like something on the fifty-yard line, I think.”

“Jesus, Eli!” he said. “I don't know how the hell you did it, but if the Cramer girl and especially this Mela can corroborate what you said, you've not only got your tickets, but I'll treat you to the best steak at the Precinct after the game.”

“Always assuming the Bengals win,” I said. “Otherwise we'll be too depressed to eat.”

“If everything you've told me holds up, I'll make sure you make the front page of the
Cincinnati Enquirer
two or three days running.
That
ought to get a little traffic to your office.”

“Jesus!” I said suddenly.

“What is it?” he asked.

“I've spent so much time on this thing, I haven't been to my office in a week.” Then I shrugged. “What the hell. It's six, two and even that no one else has been there either.”

He chuckled. “So where do we find this Orestes Mela?”

“He's in Covington,” I said.

“Shit!” he muttered. “That'll take a couple of extra days of paperwork.”

“What if I bring him here tomorrow?” I said. “Voluntarily?”

“It'd make things go a lot faster,” he said. “We'll still have to do the paperwork, but if we can get his statement on record we can arrest Delahunt before he can fly the coop.”

“I'll get him here first thing in the morning,” I said.

He shook his head. “No, I've got a departmental meeting, something about a couple of teen gangs not that far from your neighborhood. By the way, do you think Delahunt is in any danger?”

“The remaining Bolivian doesn't know about him, and neither does my friend Sorrentino. If his wife doesn't pull out a driver and pretend his head is a golf ball, he's probably safe for the time being.”

He considered my answer, then nodded his head. “Okay, we'll give him a little more rope. How's two o'clock tomorrow?”

“Two o'clock tomorrow?” I said. “It's a date.”

“Okay,” he said, getting up and starting to walk me to his office door.

“One more thing,” I said.

“What?”

“I've kept my friend from Chicago in the dark about Mela,” I said. “Theoretically, we're splitting the finder's fee from the insurance company.”

He frowned. “You're cutting him out?” he asked. “That's not like you, Eli.”

I shook my head. “No, I'm not cutting him out. But I think there's at least a possibility that if he sees the diamonds before I deliver them here, he may decide that one hundred percent is better than ten percent, if you see what I mean.”

“Okay, I see what you mean.”

“So you don't talk to the press, or even anyone else on the force, until I deliver Mela and the remaining diamonds to you tomorrow afternoon.”

He shook my hand again. “It's a deal.”

I went home, let Mrs. Cominsky tell me how the mail was finally losing its shock value, and took Marlowe for a walk. When we got done we went back up to the apartment, I took his leash off and wrapped it around the front doorknob as usual, walked into the kitchen, and popped open a beer for me. Mrs. Cominsky had forced a bottle of eggnog on me the day before to prove that even letter-writing perverts couldn't rob her of the Christmas spirit, so I opened it and poured about a pint into a soup bowl for Marlowe.

“And tomorrow,” I told him as he lapped up the eggnog in record time, “all I have to do is deliver a jeweler who wants to talk to a cop who wants to listen, and when that's done, I'll buy you a rib eye of your very own.”

He gave me a look that said,
Dreamer
and went back to sleep.

I should have paid attention to him.

25.

I met Sorrentino for lunch at an O'Charley's. We talked football and basketball all the way through the meal and started in on horse racing just as we were finishing our desserts.

“Not a bad meal,” he said, wiping his mouth off and crushing his napkin into a shapeless ball.

“You should try this place on the weekend,” I said. “That's when they serve their prime rib.” I paused. “Except . . .”

“Except?”

“Except you may be on your way home before then.”

“I'm not throwing in the towel yet,” he said, taking a swallow of his beer.

“I know.”

Suddenly he leaned forward. “You found something out?”

I nodded.

“Okay, spill it!”

“You know the police headquarters building?” I said.

“Yeah.”

“Be there at two o'clock this afternoon. Ask for Jim Simmons's office. I'll meet you there.”

“What have you got?” he demanded.

“I'll lay it all out for you there,” I said. “No sense doing it twice, once for you and once for Jim.”

“Why meet me?” he said. “Why don't we just go together?”

“I have something I've got to do,” I said. “Don't worry. I'll be there, and hopefully I'll have this all cleared up by then.”
And you're not going to stop me from giving the diamonds to Jim in his own office, no matter how much you'd like to keep them
.

“All right,” he said at last. “If I have to wait an hour, I have to wait an hour.” He laid some cash on the bill and got to his feet. “Don't be late.”

“I'll be there,” I assured him.

He left. I made a quick pit stop in the men's room, then went out to my car, started it up, promised it that it'd have that new transmission any day now, and headed south to the Clay Bailey Bridge. Seven minutes later I'd parked a few doors down from Mela's, got out, and walked to the store.

It occurred to me that I hadn't seen any assistants, I hadn't checked his hours, and for all I knew he took a three-hour lunch, but there was a small, tasteful “Open” sign on the door, and I walked in.

“Mr. Paxton,” he said. “I've been expecting you.”

“Call me Eli,” I replied.

“All right, Eli,” he said. “And I am Orestes.”

“You want to close the shop, Orestes?” I suggested.

He nodded his agreement, walked over and locked the door, then took down the “Open” sign and replaced it with a “Closed” one.

“Come on to the back,” he said, heading to his office. I followed him, then sat on a chair while he opened his safe and pulled out the velvet box with the three diamonds. “I hope he's not so broke that I can't get my thirty thousand dollars back,” he remarked. “But even if he is, I'm almost glad to be rid of them. I've had a very uneasy feeling since I made the down payment that no good could possibly come of this.” Suddenly a frown—a very frightened frown—crossed his face. “I'm not criminally culpable, am I?”