Better Homes and Hauntings (37 page)
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Authors: Molly Harper
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This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or real places are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and events are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or places or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Copyright © 2014 by Molly Harper White
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ISBN 978-1-4767-0600-9
ISBN 978-1-4767-0603-0 (ebook)
Chapter 1: Ignoring the Frantically Waving Red Flags
Chapter 2: Orientation for Residents of Spooky Island
Chapter 3: World Finance and the Fine Art of Cookie Bribery
Chapter 5: The Fall of the House of Whitney
Chapter 6: Sending Ghostly Tantrum Throwers to Time-Out
Chapter 7: Ninja Death Squad Buttons: The Latest in Modern Romantic Gestures
Chapter 8: Marriage Counseling for the Ancient Greeks
Chapter 9: Brainstorming for Bogeymen
Chapter 10: You Only Snark the Ones You Love
Chapter 11: Love Letters from No One
Chapter 13: Temporary Supernatural Reprieves
Chapter 14: Unleash the F-Bombs
Chapter 15: The Ficus: A Previously Unknown Source of Shame
Chapter 16: A Pocket Full of Posies