All Mye Queen's Men, Chronicles of Love - Volume I (5 page)

"Whatever!
 
My
mom
knows
me
better
than
that
bullshit."

As
they
continue
to
wait
for
the
guys
two
girls
approach
and
stand
a
few
feet
away.
 
Jade
indicates
to
Queen
to
say
no
more
in
their
presence.
 
Queen
gets
it
as
the
two
talk
openly,
oblivious
to
their
presence.

"It
has
to
be
against
Georgia
law
for
one
man
to
be
so
damn
good
looking,
talented
and
rich
too!
 
Child
that
is
one
tree
I'd
sure
love
to
climb."
Zoey
proclaimed
as
she
checked
her
makeup
in
a
compact
mirror.
 

"To
hell
with
climbing.
 
I
just
want
to
bounce
up
and
down
on
that
big
branch
of
his
for
about
an
hour
or
two."
Destiny
confessed.

"Wait
a
minute,
so
how
do
you
know
how
big
that
man's
branch
is,
girl?
 
You
know
something
about
Paul
that
I
don't
know?
 
Cause
I
need
some
details,
so
do
tell!"

"Well,
I
haven't
personally
had
the
pleasure
of
sampling
the
wood,
but
the
bulge
in
those
jeans
speaks
for
itself.
 
And,
have
you
looked
at
that
man's
feet?"
Destiny
asked
Zoey.

"No,
what
about
them?"

"Them
puppies
need
their
own
zip
code.
 
I
asked
him
what
size
shoes
he
wore.
 
He
nodded
and
said,
'Fourteens'
and
started
grinning
from
ear
to
ear.
 
So,
if
you
plan
on
climbing
that
tree
you'd
better
be
ready
to
swing
on
a
mighty
big
limb."

"I
hope
you
are
right,
because
tonight
it
is
my
duty
to
give
him
some
of
this
delicious
booty."
 
She
replied
as
she
meticulously
freshened
her
lipstick.

Jade
whispers
to
Queen,
"I
think
I
just
threw
up
in
mouth."

Queen
snickers
and
whispers,
"Can
you
say
skank
hoe!"

Jade
snickers,
"In
four
damn
languages.
 
English,
French,
Spanish
and
Mandarin
Chinese.
You
know
I
’
m
a
linguist."

Unaware
that
they
could
be
heard
loud
and
clear
the
two
continued
to
talk
as
if
they
were
home
alone.

"So
what
are
you
going
to
say
when
he
comes
out?"
Destiny
asked
as
she
checks
her
weave
and
freshens
her
makeup
as
well.

"I
don't
know.
 
Paul
knows
I
like
him.
 
I'm
just
going
to
make
myself
available
to
him
and
hope
that
he's
vulnerable
and
horny
enough
to
allow
me
to
seduce
him."
Zoey
responded.

"Well
he's
finally
single.
 
So
just
put
it
out
there
that
you're
there
for
him
and
see
what
happens."
  

"I
know.
 
I
waited
months
for
him
to
get
rid
of
that
saddle
tramp,
whoring
ass
Jaydan."

"Well
good
luck
with
that.
 
Now,
as
for
me
I'm
going
for
a
sure
thing."
Destiny
declared.

"Don't
even
say
it.
 
I
know
exactly
who
you're
talking
about."

"Oh
you
know
that
you
know
exactly
who
I'm
talking
about."

They
both
chime
out
in
unison,
"Teddy
Bear
Davine!"

"You
know
you
need
to
leave
that
man
alone
before
he
gets
a
restraining
order
taken
out
on
your
ass."

"What
the
hell
ever!
 
That
man
did
things
to
me
that
made
my
body
convulse
into
multiple
orgasms.
 
He
put
my
ass
in
positions
that
defy
the
laws
of
gravity
and
physics.
 
And
trust
me,
I
know
exactly
how
thick
and
long
and
hard
that
Georgia
oak
is
cause
I
licked
and
sucked
every
inch
of
it.
 
So
if
that
man
comes
out
of
there
alone
it
is
going
to
be
on
and
popping
like
Jiffy
Time
Old
Fashion
Popcorn."

Zoey
laughs,
"I
know
that's
right."

Queen
puts
her
hand
over
mouth
and
holds
her
stomach
as
if
she
is
getting
sick.
 
"Oh
my
God.
 
I
just
threw
up
in
my
mouth
too.
 
I
don't
know
if
I
can
take
anymore
without
vomiting."

"Come
on
let's
get
the
hell
away
from
here.
 
The
air
around
here
is
suddenly
turning
a
bit
skank."

"You
mean
stank,"
Queen
corrected.

"No
I
mean
skank
like
I
said.
 
Just
bring
your
slow
ass
on.
 
Damn!
 
I'm
supposed
to
be
the
country
one,"
Jade
teases.