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Authors: Walter Greatshell

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“Hard-to-reach places. Oh my God.” I winced as a million-watt lightbulb exploded in my brain. “You mean like the uterus. That’s how it got into women—through the uterus. During their cycles.”
“Yes,” she said, studying me. “Boy, they weren’t lying about you. The uterus was an ideal incubator, I’m sorry to say.”
Across the trench an Erector-Set drawbridge jerked to life, spanning the mucky green water.
I watched it move, suddenly conscious of how real it was. The grinding motor, the stadium lights, the mud. This was all
real
. But it
couldn’t
be, it
couldn’t
be! Light-headed, I tried to ground myself by asking, “What caused all the women to change at once?”
“The organism reached the end of its shelf life. That was another safeguard: a biological timer that expired on midnight of the new year. After that, its governing proteins were expected to become unstable and break down. Instead it . . . did something else. And the rest,” she said, “is history. Okay, go on across—they’ll meet you on the other side.” She ripped the Velcro bands off my wrists.
It took me a second to grasp that she was telling me to get up. “Oh. By myself?”
“Yup. This is where we part company, kiddo. I have a house call to make.”
I hesitantly stood up out of the wheelchair. She must have given me a shot of something to bring me around: My legs were steady, my head clearer by the second. But I still felt vulnerable emotionally. Much as I resented what they had done to me, I dreaded being left alone. I called back, “What am I supposed to do?”
“Just try to keep an open mind,” she said.
CHAPTER
TWENTY-THREE
I
crossed the bridge and made my way down a metal pier. It ended short of the fence, so that I had to walk in freezing-cold mud with only thin booties on. A door opened somewhere in the complex, and I could hear the hyperventilating approach of a dog . . . or what I thought was a dog. It came charging around a corner and leaped high up the fence, its great frizzy mane bouncing like an oversized afro. At first I took it for a hideous giant poodle, and even when I realized what it was, I couldn’t believe it.
It was a baboon, the gorgeously colored type known as a mandrill, with curved fangs as long as my pinkie and malevolent golden eyes that peered at me out of a face like a witch doctor’s mask. I couldn’t recall ever having seen one this big on TV or at the zoo. Also, it was berserk with bloodlust—
my
blood. I froze well back from the gate, hoping that whoever had released the animal would gain control before it realized it could easily scale the fence.
With a buzz, the gate rolled open.
I backpedaled frantically, searching for anything to climb or hide behind, but my only prayer of shelter on that bulldozed wasteland was the deep watery drainage ditch, and there was no chance of reaching that. Still, I ran for it.
“Yo!” a man’s voice shouted. “Little girl! Stop!”
Sensing the baboon at my heels, I dove to earth and shielded my head with my arms—the classic “duck and cover” position. The mandrill trampled up and leapfrogged over me, my back muscles jerking involuntarily at the touch of its hard hands.
“Don’t worry, he won’t bite,” said the approaching voice.
“People always say that,”
I growled into the mud.
“You’re too young to be so cynical. C’mon, stand up. Don won’t bother you—he only attacks Furies. He’s just excited.”
“That’s what worries me.” I slowly got to my feet. The baboon watched closely, sitting on its haunches with a magisterial air. He really was a frightening creature, but by then I could tell he didn’t mean to kill me. Still, I was afraid to talk too loud. “You call him Don?”
“That’s his name: Don Ameche. Mine’s Rudy.” He offered me his clean hand, and, with some reluctance, I gave him my dirty one. He was middle-aged and had the wan look of a graveyard-shift motel clerk, albeit one with a cultish amulet on his head. “You must be Louise,” he said.
“Lulu.”
“Lulu. Well, Lulu, I’m sorry to have scared you. Don doesn’t usually come on so strong. You scared me, too, running toward the ditch like that. Lotta stuff has gone in there and never been heard from again.”
“Why do you have a baboon?”
“This is a research facility. We use animals for tests.”
“I mean why is he running around loose?”
“Oh come on! Don’t you think he’s a charming fellow?” He smiled at my expression. “We got the idea from the Egyptians. Don ensures we don’t get a lot of casual visitors disrupting our work. There aren’t enough security personnel to go around, and you’d be surprised at how many people are interested in what we do here. Privacy is at a high premium these days.”
We strolled to the enclosure, Don loping ahead. Inside the fence, it felt like a concentration camp, with longhouses jacked up on planks and muddy runs in between. Power cables drooped overhead like clotheslines, and dirty lawn furniture was scattered about on atolls of cigarette butts. One of the sheds had an open door, and inside I could see lab-coated people laughing and drinking coffee under fluorescent lighting. They all had implants. A genial-looking older woman with hair like steel wool saw me and leaned out, cackling, “Well, if it isn’t Little Bo Peep! I see you’ve met the foul brute that stalks this compound. The other one we call Don.”
“Charming.” Rudy sighed.
“Wow, that’s a fresh one.” She brazenly examined my forehead. “Let’s splash a little hydrogen peroxide on this before it goes septic, whattaya think? You have to keep that stud
clean
.”
“Lulu,” said Rudy, “this is Dr. Chandra Stevens, Assistant Chief of Experimental Gerontology under Dr. Langhorne. Did you meet Dr. Langhorne?”
I nodded. “She brought me here.”
“And she didn’t come in?” Dr. Stevens was mock-outraged. “What a brat—ever since her ex showed up, we never see her anymore. Don! Outside! Outside!” The baboon snorted indignantly and vanished down the alley, flashing his barstool red behind.
They gave me a pair of plastic sandals and took me into their cluttered office. It looked like a third-world medical clinic, except that the cots were for the doctors’ own use. There was also a small kitchen, so that they could presumably work, sleep, and eat in the same room. It didn’t look like they got out much.
“May I see my father now, please?” I asked.
“Sure thing, hon,” said Dr. Stevens sympathetically, dabbing my head. “It’s just that there’s a little formality we have to go through before we can admit you to the ward.”
My heart fell. “What kind of formality?”
The woman lost some of her twinkle. With the ham-handed compassion of a grief counselor, she said, “It’s a little complicated. Not everybody gets the grand tour—it’s to help you better understand what to expect . . . and why you are here.”
“Is he dead? Just tell me if he’s dead, please.”
“No, he’s not dead, but—”
“Are you sure? Because this sounds an awful lot like you’re trying to break it to me. It really does.”
She glanced at her colleagues, who were fiddling with their coffee cups. “Of course I’m sure. Although we did have to intervene quite aggressively to save his life. Ordinarily, we would not take measures like that. If someone is close to death in here, they are euthanized and immediately cremated for safety’s sake. But we were instructed in this case to keep him alive for questioning. Do you have any idea what that might be about?”
“Not really.” I tried to calm myself down. “There was something about him having stolen something from the submarine. They had him tied up and were trying to force him to tell them where it was. They even assaulted me in front of him, but he still didn’t say anything. I think they made a mistake. He was just trying to save our lives!”
Dr. Stevens nodded thoughtfully, arranging her pens. “Did Dr. Langhorne tell you the nature of our work here?”
“I guess so. The ‘Magic Bean.’”
“Yes. Pretty terrible, wouldn’t you say?”
Feeling like she was testing me, I warily nodded.
“What if I told you there were people lining up for it? Lining up for a dose of Agent X?”
“Why?”
“The same reason people used to have their ashes shot into space, or had themselves cryogenically preserved: a shot at immortality. Agent X stops time. It stops the aging process.”
“But you’re not
human
anymore.” The deeply buried memory of my ravening mother flickered in my mind, and I had to wrench my thoughts away. “There’s nothing left of you. Just a horrible
thing
.”
“Insomuch as you have seen.”
“What more do you need to see? God! Are you people all crazy in here?”
“Louise, Lulu, I’m sorry. We know you’ve been through a lot, and we’re not trying to make it harder for you. Believe it or not, we’re trying to make it easier.” They were all looking at me like I was an unstable psycho.
“Then let me see Mr. Cowper!”
“Of course. But in order to do that, you’re going to have to help us question him. He won’t speak to us, and we very much need to know what he knows. We think he might talk to you.”
“About what?”
“About the ‘Tonic.’ The corrective to Agent X. Come this way.”
 
 
She led me through the office and into a dark doorway, flicking on the lights. We were in a storage room filled with oblong metal boxes, all propped upright. They could have been sturdy lockers, but somehow I just knew they were caskets. It was not cold enough in there to preserve a body, so my immediate thought was that they were empty, being held in reserve for the men whose names were inscribed on them: Klaus Manfred Van Oort, Roger Danforth Eakins, Marcus Hugh Sudbury-Wainwright. There were hundreds of them, many with foreign lettering—Russian, Chinese, Arabic names.
“What is this?” I asked nervously, scanning for the words “Fred Cowper.” It occurred to me I didn’t even know his middle name.
In the sunny tones of a real-estate agent, Stevens said, “This is our little morgue.”
“You told me he wasn’t dead!”
“I’m sorry—no one’s dead in here. We’ve just cemented their status as Moguls.”
Dr. Stevens went to a random coffin belonging to one Charles Wesley Cox, unlocked it with a key, and opened the burnished door. My hackles rose, but inside was a body encased in some hardened resin, a plastic mummy with a metal pipe protruding from its mouth, inert as a fossil. Then I heard a thin wheezing sound bubbling up the tube.
“Mr. Cox here passed away last October, but he is exactly as he was when we administered the morphocyte, thank you very much.”
“He’s one of
them
,” I said, aghast. “But you said—oh my God. Mr. Cowper is one, too, isn’t he? They’re
all
Xombies!”
“We don’t use that term here. And they’re not Xombies in the sense you may be familiar with. Listen.” Ignoring my hysterics, she leaned over the pipe, and said, “Mr. Cox? Can you hear me?”
I was flipping out to think that Cowper, my father, was gone, a ghoul like my mother and all the rest, but then my skin crawled to hear a muffled voice reply,
“I hear you, Dr. Stevens. Who’s that with you?”
The words scuttled quick as a cockroach in a paper bag.
“Oh my God,”
I gasped.
“Just a visitor, Charles. I thought you might reassure her that you’re quite comfortable.”
“Stop!” I cried.
“Comfortable,”
crackled the paper-dry voice, tasting each syllable. It kept weirdly changing in pitch, weaving in and out of clarity.
“Comfort is how you cope, I know you make a womb out of trash and huddle there for comfort, I remember. Time is a cancer you can’t cut off, heavier and heavier it shrivels you to nothing and you take refuge in hollow comfort.”
He made a grotesque sucking noise.
“My only discomfort is that I can’t save you, doomed pups fighting over a dead teat and I can’t help you. Not from here. Not with talk.”
Dr. Stevens shut the lid and locked it. “Wow, he’s on a roll.”
“God,” I said, quaking. “You just
keep
them in there?”
“We have no choice. One thing Agent X confers, along with everlasting life, is a powerful ‘evangelical impulse.’ They will do anything to ‘convert’ us, if you know what I mean, and they are tremendously slippery. You’ve seen it. This is the only practical way of handling them, long-term.”
“But he can talk! He’s intelligent!”
“Yes, we’ve about perfected that part. It’s a matter of controlling the brain damage caused by oxygen starvation while the microbe colonizes the body. It’s only a few minutes of clinical death, but without precautions, it leaves cognitive deficiencies—the ‘Xombie’ behavior you’re so familiar with. The morphocyte eventually repairs the cerebral damage, but it can’t restore personality. Keeping the mind intact is as simple as lowering brain temperature until full inoculation takes hold. About twelve minutes, on average.”

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