Women of a Dangerous Age (2 page)

‘But Bharat, it can't be more than half a kilometre at the most. I won't hold you up if I start now and I'll meet you there.' She was being quite calm, controlled but determined.

Ali walked over to the two of them. ‘I'd like to walk too, Bharat. Nothing'll happen to us, if that's what you're worried about. There are too many people around.'

Surprised by her intervention, Lou smiled, clearly glad of the support. She flicked her scarf over her right shoulder.

Apart from the anxiety about deviating from the schedule by letting two of his charges out of his sight, Bharat seemed bemused that any right-minded visitor would want to walk when there was perfectly good transport. But he folded in the face of their joint determination. ‘OK, madam. You go together. We'll meet you in the car park.'

Once beyond the gateway, past the entry queues – one for nationals, one for foreigners – waiting to get through security, they found themselves outside the sandstone walls. Immediately, they were besieged by postcard and souvenir sellers, mostly young children, who swarmed around them, thrusting their wares under their noses, shouting prices and persuasion alongside would-be guides.

‘Where you from, madam? England? Very nice place. London, Manchester, Birmingham, Leicester … You want tour guide for Red Fort? Very important see everything.'

Dejected-looking horses and camels decorated with tinsel, their skin stretched tight over protruding bones, were hitched to carriages at the side of the road. Tuk-tuk and rickshaw drivers were touting for business too. ‘You want rickshaw. Good price. Baby Taj then Agra Fort. Show you my magical India. Two hundred rupees.'

The two women had been in India long enough to know that the only way through was to say little, and keep on walking. Eventually, to their relief, everyone's attention switched to a large group of Americans emerging from the complex behind them and they were left alone.

‘Thank God for that,' said Lou. ‘I don't want to get Bharat into trouble but we spend so much time cooped up in the minibus. l had to experience some of this for myself.' As they waited in a herd of goats for the stragglers to climb onto the scrubby verge, a pair of ragged dark-eyed children approached them, hands out, begging, ‘Dollar, dollar.' A man selling sugar cane juice turned his blue mangle and shouted something from the other side of the road. Lou shook her head and carried on walking, Ali running to catch up, the ragamuffins running behind her. The smells of horseshit, bad drains, woodsmoke and cooking drifted through the dusty air. They stood to one side as an electric bus whirred past. Ali took a couple of snaps of a moth-eaten camel pulling a cart, then another of the children who giggled when she showed them the image on her camera.

‘I just wanted to escape the group for a bit longer. Not that there's anything wrong with them,' she hurried to add. For some reason, she didn't want Lou to think badly of her.

‘They're not that bad.' Lou smiled. ‘You just haven't got to know them.'

‘I know, I haven't made much effort.' She sounded suddenly anxious.

‘Don't worry,' Lou reassured her. ‘You're down as a free spirit. I think everyone rather envies your independence.'

‘Well, it's my last holiday alone, so I've been making the most of it.'

‘Seems to me that travelling alone but in the company of strangers is about a million times less fraught and tantrum-filled than travelling with family – especially my husband.' Lou laughed at the thought. ‘Show him an airport and I'll show you a man on the point of a coronary. And that's before we've even left the country.'

‘You're married?' Ali noticed Lou wore no rings.

‘Not any more.' Her face assumed a guarded expression. ‘I guess you're not either?'

‘No, but I'm moving in with my boyfriend when I get back.' Her cheeks were burning. Letting even a bit of her secret go made it feel less special, even though Lou didn't know her or Ian. She immediately wished she hadn't said anything. ‘I'm not meant to talk about it really. At least, not until he's told his wife.'

‘Oh! His wife,' Lou echoed.

Ali thought she heard disapproval, but when she looked, Lou simply smiled and gave the slightest shake of her head. They detoured round a white cow standing among a pile
of rubbish and plastic bags. ‘Odd the way sacred animals exist on such an unsacred diet.' And the subject was closed.

For the rest of the short way, they walked in a companionable silence, each lost in her own thoughts. Entering the busy car park filled with sudden exhaust and engine noise, they found their minibus and chose two seats side by side.

 

As they drove to the safari lodge on the Chambal river where they were spending their last two nights, Lou found herself enjoying Ali's company more and more. There was something about her that reminded Lou of her younger sister, Jenny, killed only eighteen months earlier in a motorway pile-up. Although Jenny had been a loner all her life, the two sisters had shared a particular bond. Since they were teenagers, they had confided only in one another, knowing that all their secrets were safe. Since Jenny's death no one had come near to filling her place in Lou's life, not even Fiona, her closest friend. Talking to Ali, Lou found a similar intensity to Jenny's. She heard something like Jenny's dry sense of humour, and sensed the same reserve. Lou had been given a glimpse into Ali's life but she didn't expect her to tell any more. Given her own unwillingness to bare her soul at this point in her life, Lou sympathised with the younger woman's reticence and didn't press her. She was relieved not to have to account for herself and explain the actions she'd taken only months before. There'd be plenty of time to examine the repercussions of those when she got home.

For those last two nights, Ali unexpectedly opened up. She followed Lou's lead and chatted with the others after supper around the dying embers of the bonfire, easily finding her place within the group. But this happened so late in the trip that there was no pressure for her to give anything of herself away. By the time they returned to Delhi for the flight home, Lou had arranged to meet Ali again on their home turf. She was intrigued by ‘the cat who walked alone'.

Delhi airport was teeming with people. Lou's suitcase felt heavy and unwieldy as she concentrated on tipping it to one side so that it could roll along on the one wheel that hadn't jammed. She hated airports, hated flying and was trying to drift into the zone necessary for any air travel to be … not pleasurable, never that, but endurable. She was looking for that Zen-like calm where anything problematic would just slip by her. Key to that condition was maintaining a cool indifference towards everything going on around her. Otherwise, she would be reduced to a gibbering state of impatience, then fear.

She and Ali stood together in the queue that snaked away from the check-in desk. They didn't talk, just observed the hordes: families with children refusing to stay in line; trolleys laden with belongings heading with their owners towards a new start in another country; couples entwined after the romantic holiday of a lifetime; others barely speaking.

Eventually, they reached the front. She hefted her case onto the scales, catching her breath as she felt an ominous
twinge in the small of her back, and watched the number of kilograms clocking up. Please God, let the airline official turn a blind eye.

‘It's four kilos overweight,' he announced, barely looking up.

Fuck. She should never have put in the fabric she'd bought in Udaipur. Instead, she should have had them shipped home like the rest of the fabric and the two bedspreads she hadn't been able to resist in Jodhpur. ‘But you'll let it go?' she wheedled.

The official was unmoved. ‘You'll have to pay the surcharge, I'm afraid. The desk's over there.' He could have been pointing anywhere. ‘Or you'll have to remove some of the contents.'

And do what with them? Leave them on the terminal floor?

She could feel herself dithering, flustered, incapable of making a sensible decision. To pay a fortune for a few lengths of Indian silk, or not to pay? That was the question. Fortunately, Ali answered it. ‘For God's sake, you mustn't pay on principle. You don't have to pay more for your seat because you're heavier than me.'

‘Thanks for that,' Lou muttered.

‘No, seriously, the same should apply to luggage. There's some room in my case. Let's just transfer a few things and I'll give them back when we land.'

Relieved to have her dilemma so easily resolved, Lou agreed and yanked her case off the weighing machine. As she slid it back towards the queue, the implications of this perhaps rash decision struck her. She was about to reveal
her totally shoddy packing techniques to the entire airport. But too late now. Someone else had taken her place at the desk and Ali was already unzipping her case. She flipped the lid back to reveal her perfectly folded capsule wardrobe taking up two-thirds of the available space.

Reluctantly, remembering the haphazard approach she had taken to her own packing, Lou began to pull at the zip of her suitcase, eyeing the straining seams. It had only consented to fasten when she'd sat on the case and shifted her weight about on top so the zip could inch round. The only way forward was to repeat the process. She sat down heavily, then, holding onto the zip, her knuckles white with the effort of not letting go, she began to pull. Slowly at first, it then gave with a little rush before slowing again. With Ali holding the two open sides as close together as possible, the last corner was turned and eventually, to the amusement of everyone alleviating the boredom of their wait by watching her, the final side was coerced into unzipping.

Self-conscious, Lou clambered off the case, half falling as she did. Steadying herself with her hand on Ali's butt, she was aware that most of the queue could almost certainly see all the way down her cleavage as she bent forward. Mortified, she straightened up as fast as she could, adjusting her top at the same time.

Released from her weight, the case sprang open at the very moment that someone's uncontrolled child cannoned into it. The contents jack-in-the-boxed into the air. Her Zen-like calm still nowhere in the vicinity, Lou could only think of one thing as she watched her most intimate garments hit the terminal floor. Why had she packed the
Indian silks at the bottom of the case, leaving all her more personal bits and pieces on top? Galvanised into action, she reached for the bra that was spread-eagled on the floor in front of the crowd and folded it in half, tucking the straps inside. She'd never thought of her breasts as especially large until this moment when the D-cups assumed an embarrassing enormity. Neither had she noticed how much the once pretty pink lace had faded and discoloured to a dusty greyish colour. If only she'd invested in the sexy new underwear she'd thought might help mark the start of her single life.

Just then a young boy made a dash for it, her other bra capping his head, the straps dangling over his ears. She watched in disbelieving horror as his mother yelled after him to stop, then gave chase across the terminal.

Ali was no help. She was bent double laughing. At least everyone else had the grace to pretend not to be.

As Lou shoved one bra down the side of Ali's case, the second was handed to her by the smirking child whose apologetic parent had a firm grip of his arm. She stuffed that one down the other side, her face burning with embarrassment. Still no one moved to help her. On her hands and knees, she reached out to grab the pairs of pants that littered the floor. Once they were stowed, she turned her attention to the contents of her washbag that had rolled towards the check-in.

As she snatched up the tweezers (the laser treatment to her chin was something else that had been too low on her priority list) and the bumper pack of ibuprofen, she became aware of a pair of unfamiliar male hands retrieving the pair
of Bridget Jones knickers that she'd missed – the big cream M&S ones that only she knew she possessed. Until now. She'd brought them because they were perfect for the woman who only took her kit off when she was alone and who wanted to disguise her VPL without resorting to the bum-splitting discomfort of a thong. She certainly hadn't envisaged sharing them with anyone else. They had landed on his very shiny dark brown left brogue. She watched aghast as the hands folded them once, then twice, before holding out the neat parcel to her. She wasn't sure she could endure another moment of this.

Who would fold another person's knickers? Mortified, she glanced up to lock eyes with a smart, suited Indian man of a certain age who was squatting beside her. He smiled a sympathetic smile. She had watched the DVD of
Slumdog Millionaire
for the
n
th time before she left, and the only thought that crossed her mind was that he was a dead ringer for the quiz-show host played by Anil Kapoor. It couldn't be. Could it? Of course not. She took the knickers from his hand as briskly as she could without snatching.

‘Thank you,' she mumbled, wishing the floor would rip apart to swallow her and her bloody case.

He nodded, straightened up and looked away. But Lou hadn't missed the glint of amusement in his eye.

Meanwhile, Ali had recovered herself and had squatted down beside her to help Lou retrieve the last few clothes and shove them into her own case. ‘Let's get this sorted. Quick. A gin and tonic is definitely called for.'

‘A large one!' Lou agreed.

An hour and a half later, they had reached the departure
gate, the alcohol having aided the recovery of Lou's sense of humour. They were still laughing about what had happened as they walked down the tunnel onto the plane. Dodging elbows as hand luggage was stowed above heads and sidling past passengers preparing to sit down, they made their way through the nirvana of business class to the unholy limbo at the back of the plane. Lou was leading the way, checking the numbers of the seats, when she stopped dead. Ali bumped into her. ‘Easy!' she said, taking a step back. ‘What're you doing?'

‘It's him!' said Lou, feeling her inner temperature soar, the perspiration prickle. She gestured down the aisle to where, in the outside seat of three, sat her knicker-rescuer immersed in a magazine. ‘Those are our seats! You'll have to sit in the middle. I can't small-talk with someone who's on such intimate terms with my underwear.'

‘Sounds like a perfect match to me,' said Ali.

For once, Lou was unamused.

As they waited for him to stand up and let them into their seats, Lou tried but failed to avoid his eye. They acknowledged each other with the briefest of nods before Lou, feeling herself blush, looked away and slid into her seat by the window, followed by Ali.

Trying not to panic about having to spend the next eight hours cramped in the economy seat, Lou jammed the airline freebies into her seat-back pocket. Preparing for take-off and landing were the parts of the flight that scared her most. Shutting her eyes, she tried again to find the calm that had so far eluded her. She breathed in, closing her eyes and trying to direct her breath out through the centre of
her forehead, her third eye. Wasn't that what the yoga teacher had said on the course she'd taken that summer, as he encouraged the class in the final relaxation exercise? She hadn't understood what he was on about as she lay freezing on the floor of the decaying church hall, wishing she'd remembered to bring a blanket, and she certainly didn't understand now. She tried again.

‘What
are
you doing?' Ali's voice interrupted her concentration.

‘Breathing. Not panicking. I'll be fine.' (Don't talk to me.)

‘Tell me about your shop then.' Ali ignored the incipient hysteria in Lou's voice. ‘Now we're on our way home, we might as well think about what we're going back to.'

‘Give me a minute.' Lou took in another breath and tightened her grip on the armrests, closing her eyes again. She was better dealing with her fear on her own. She refocused her mind. What
would
be waiting for her at the end of the flight? Just the words ‘Puttin' on the Ritz: vintage and vintage-inspired clothes' gave her a buzz of excitement. Her online business selling the vintage clothes that she'd acquired over years of working in the fashion biz, trawling vintage fairs, charity and junk shops, car boot sales and relatives' attics was going to expand into the here and now. Finding the premises would be her number one priority when she got home.

Home. Rather than open her eyes to her present surroundings, she let herself drift back to the day, a couple of months earlier, when she had moved into the small Victorian house that she had inherited from Jenny.

‘Are you sure you'll be all right?' Hooker, her husband
of nearly thirty-one years, had grasped her hand as tightly as if he was trying to pull her from a fast-flowing river. Then she remembered how, apparently satisfied that he'd succeeded, he leaned forward for a kiss.

She pulled back, ignoring the look of displeasure that crossed his face, reclaiming her hand and abandoning herself to the current that was already carrying her out of his reach. ‘I'll be absolutely fine,' she said, firmly.

Until months earlier, that moment had only been wishful thinking, just like those times when she was drifting off to sleep and had fantasised about him leaving her or had even gone as far as imagining his funeral, what she'd wear and how she'd behave: respectful and grief-stricken on the outside, but gleeful about her new freedom on the inside. She was ashamed about those darker moments but he hadn't always been the most ideal husband, especially of late, and it wasn't as if she'd really believed anything bad would happen – or wanted it to. Not really. She had tightened her grip on the door as she began to shut him out of her life.

‘You are sure you're doing the right thing?' He stood his ground. ‘It's not too late to change your mind and come home, you know.'

Leaning against the door frame, she willed her apprehension not to show. She knew him too well. If he spotted any weakness in her, he'd be quick to exploit it. ‘We've been through this a thousand and one times.' She spoke slowly, as if drumming the information through his skull and into his brain. ‘We don't love each other any more. We've agreed on that. So I'm going to live here now. It's over.'

She remembered how she'd been reduced to romantic
clichés. But they were true. She didn't love him any more. And she doubted that he'd loved her for years, not really. Her sadness came less from their parting and more from the fact that their separation marked the end of their family as they had all known it.

Cramped in her airline seat, she flexed her feet, lifted one leg and rotated her ankle, then the other. Ali said something, but she took no notice. To take her mind off the flight, she forced herself to return to
that
day, the day that marked the start of her new independence. From now on, she was going to be devoting some time to herself instead of to the hours demanded by being Hooker's chief wardrobe mistress, cook and bottle-washer: hours during which she had chosen to dismiss the occasional unfounded suspicion that Hooker might be playing away. That was a side to their recent life together that she'd never confronted. While the children were in their teens, she was determined to put them first. But they were grown up now and the need for that was finally over.

He'd run his hand over his thinning hair as if checking it was still there, clearly bewildered by her unfamiliar resolve but not convinced. ‘All right,' he said, an edge of aggression entering his voice. ‘I'll go. But don't expect me to wait for you forever. That's all. Let's hope my door hasn't closed by the time you change your mind.' He turned to leave, obviously pleased with his parting shot, and quite confident that she'd be back.

‘Mmm. Let's.' She directed the words towards his back, not expecting him to turn this time. Insisting on having the last word was one of his shortcomings. One of his
many
shortcomings, she corrected herself, as she shut the door at last. She'd heard him rev his precious midlife-crisis of a sports car before he roared off, leaving her alone at last.