Authors: Dennis Larsen
backwards, threw half of the remaining
board at Jasper who brushed it aside like
a mosquito, before turning and running at
full speed across the space and over the
same fence his friends had used as an
avenue of escape. A moment later a
defiant finger raised in belligerent triumph
appeared above the top of the fence.
“Punks” Jasper spewed, then
turning his attention to the quivering
librarian he said, “You okay?”
“Just about peed myself but I’m
okay, lucky you showed up when you
did,” Blanche replied, still shaking from
the ordeal.
“I was just on my way out to the
job site and saw you was in trouble,” he
said compassionately, putting both of his
strong hands on her shoulders to help
steady her. “Been meaning to drop by your
place anyway to give you the details on
that competition I was telling you about.”
He provided the information
which Blanche put into her phone,
promising to attend, after all he had been
her rescuer on two separate occasions and
he was really, really buff and quite sweet
for a ‘gorilla’. Jasper promised to stay
with Blanche until her ride showed up so
they sat on the bench and enjoyed a minute
or two of small talk before Blanche saw a
BMW turn the corner and accelerate
toward them.
“Looks like my ride,” Blanche
said, tilting her head in the direction of the
oncoming car.
“Too bad, I'd have enjoyed some
more time with my damsel in distress,”
Jasper said, as he stood and took her hand
to help her up. She was still trembling
from the fright she’d received at the hands
of Mikey and crew. “You sure you’ll be
okay?”
“Yeah, but thanks, you are just so
sweet.” She wrapped her arms around his
thick neck and pulled him down so she
could kiss his cheek. “Thanks again, don’t
know what I would have done without
your help.”
The BMW skidded to a stop at the
curb and Bev’s head popped out of the
sunroof, “Blanche, you need me to call the
cops, this guy bothering you?”
“No, no, nothing like that, he just
saved me from a bunch of thugs.” Once
again, Blanche committed to attending the
upcoming competition. They hugged and
Blanche was on her way comfortably
seated in the front of Bev’s B’mer.
“That’s quite a hunk of man you’ve
found yourself there?” Beverly’s voice
suggested more of a question than a
statement.
“Jasper? Yeah he’s been my hero
on more than one occasion since I hit
town. Lucky for me he was close by this
morning. Don’t know how long I could
have held off three horny teenagers with
an umbrella,” Blanche said, trying to
laugh, her voice still quivering.
It was obvious to Beverly that her
client was in no condition or state of mind
to do any house hunting so she suggested a
quiet location with hot coffee, padded
seats and delicious donuts. After finishing
her first cup of white-hot chocolate and
glazed donut, Blanche began to feel
somewhat better. The tremor in her hands
had ceased and her voice was much less
shaky but her anxiety level was still
elevated as Beverly tried to console her.
“Men, and boys for that matter,
walk around with their brains in their
penis with no thought for anyone but
themselves,” Beverly suggested, polishing
off her third donut, this one covered in
white frosting drizzled with maple.
“Believe me, I’ve known my share and
most are idiots through and through. Even
the ones that you think are semi-normal
turn into some sort of sex crazed alien the
minute they get a hard on. Take my
deceased husband, the one I was telling
you about with the spoiled rotten son, he
was a genius when it came to money and
real estate. I learned so much from him
about the markets, when to buy, when to
sell, that sort of stuff, but the minute I’d
show him these.” Taking her covered
breasts in both hands, making sure not to
get any icing on either one, she bounced
them slightly; drawing stares from some of
the locals seated a few tables over. “He’d
turn into a babbling fool, unable to make a
coherent sentence until he’d gotten his
rocks off, pardon my French.”
Bev was enjoying having someone
she could spout off too. Her favorite
subject as of late was the abuse she’d
received at the hands of men in general but
more specifically from the son of her
dearly departed.
“Did I tell you the latest? Did I?”
she asked, not waiting for a reply she
pressed on. “Well, I’ll tell you what
darlin’, that little son of a bitch is still
screwing with me even after the courts
awarded me my fair share. My stepson,
some kind of aid to a high falootin’
congressmen up there in Washington, has
got it in his head that I’m just gonna roll
over and let him push me around and give
up my millions,” she continued in her over
the top Southern accent. “That pompous
piece of shit really gets me going. First it
was momma this and momma that, now
that some money is involved he treats me
like a two bit whore that was screwing his
daddy just for his money. I’ll show that
little pipsqueak what this mommas got in
store for him,” she said rather loudly,
drawing more looks and quiet whispers
from customers throughout the shop.
Blanche nodded when she felt it
was appropriate and tried to act
understanding, but wasn’t it her that was
the victim this morning and not Bev? It
was sweet that she was trying to take her
mind off the skaters but she was kind of
ranting and Blanche was not enjoying the
additional attention.
“So tell me about the job the
oldest one has, he really works for a
congressman,
a
US
Congressman?”
Blanche politely asked.
“Yeah, little kiss ass that he is,
worked his way into this job with the help
of his daddy. From what I gather he does
all the congressman’s dirty work. Does all
the hiring and firing and finds little
trollops for the congressman to screw
when his wife ain’t around. I ‘spect
Jeremy gets his fill of that office poontang
as well, takes after his daddy in that
respect,” the agitated real estate woman
fumed.
“That’s
his
name,
Jeremy?”
Blanche asked.
“Yeah, Jeremy ‘Kiss My Ass’
Marshall and the worse thing is he keeps
sticking his nose in my business here in
Valdosta. Don’t know why he can’t just
leave well enough alone and worry about
his father’s estate and getting this behind
us. Some of my friends in the business tell
me he’s prodding around about some land
that is soon to be developed just north of
here. Probably needs my millions to
secure some financing for something he’s
got in the works, most likely very
underhanded if I know Jeremy and the way
he operates.” She paused long enough to
fill her mouth with another bite of donut.
“You must be sick of hearing about
my troubles, honey. What’s up with you
other than fighting off a pack of boys after
your goods?” she said, pointing the half
eaten donut at Blanche’s front, leaving
powdered sugar on her friend.
Blanche didn’t want to get into
much with Bev after hearing the realtor go
on and on about her woes so she tried to
bring the subject back around to her
housing needs. After approximately thirty
minutes of condo talk and another cup of
cocoa, the women left the donut shop, all
eyes on them as they hurried through the
doors and into the BMW. Beverly was
good enough to swing by the library for
Blanche then sped off, anxious to meet
with her lawyer and cuss for another
couple of hours about her stepson. In her
mind she’d worked hard for those millions
and he was not about to take that away
from her. No frickin’ way she was going
to let her stepson screw her, that was for
sure.
Blanche’s workday began like
most once she got to the library. She was
relieved to see that there were only a few
items in her assorted boxes and no
skulking teenage boys prowling among the
shelves. She’d had her fill of testosterone
driven madness for one day. Mr. Marcus
was busy tinkering with some shelving
units on the upper floor when she arrived
and she had not yet had an opportunity to
speak with him, but he was making some
incredible ‘worker man’ noises that
echoed throughout the library. Thankfully,
it wasn’t busy and no one seemed to care
that the occasional clang or bang could be
heard, followed by a random cuss spoken
harshly by the maintenance man. Two
hours into the racket and just before
Blanche was to take a break to get some
lunch the little custodian ambled down the
steps from the second floor. Sweat ran
down his cheeks and a white, stretchy
headband ran around his forehead in an
effort to keep the salty solution out of his
eyes.
“Sorry about all the commotion up
there this afternoon,” he offered. “Those
new shelving units they sent for the
magazines didn’t quite go together with
the ease that the instructions indicated.
Never do for some reason, anyway, got
them together and they look nice. You’ll
have to mosey up there when you get time
and take a look.”
She always looked forward to the
random interactions she got to have with
the personable, little man throughout her
day. Kind of reminded her of her dad and
brought back some fond memories of her
childhood. He was always quick with a
compliment and a smile and today was no
different.
“That’s quite the outfit you’ve got
on there today, really highlights your
figure, you’ll have the boys in the back
fighting over who gets to help you with the
coding this afternoon.”
Blanche knew the remark was
intended just as it was given, a sincere
observation meant to compliment with no
creepy overtones or insinuations.
“Why thank you Marcus, just a
little something I haven’t worn since I
started here and thought I’d give it a go.”
Blanche blushed slightly, making her face
glow with appreciation.
“Well, you did good, anybody in
particular you ah, um, how do I put this
tactfully? You got your sites on a
particular target with this?” He gestured
with his hands, indicating her figure in the
tight, thin sweater stretching a little lower
than her usual attire and the slacks a bit
tighter in the seat than anything she’d worn
to date.
“Now, now Marcus, you know
you’re the only man around here that I’ve
got an eye for,” she said, with a wink of
her striking blue eyes and a pat on his
shoulder.
They both laughed but Marcus had
his suspicions. Blanche was like the
daughter he never had and he enjoyed her
personality and the fun banter they
exchanged on a regular basis, but he
strangely felt a certain obligation to watch
out for her best interests as well.
“Marcus, Mr. Marcus, you got that
shelving unit up yet? My heavens with all
the noise going on up there one would
have thought you were putting together a
tank or something,” the words arrived
almost before the director as she scurried
up to the front desk.
“Yes ma'am, was just telling
Blanche here how nice they look. You
should get up there yourself and have a
gander,” Marcus replied.
“Well I shall, once I get the new
items for the museum cataloged and put