Authors: Steve Augarde
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hope
I don't have to remind you of the purpose of this visit â Carl, are you with us? Good. Today's exercise forms part of this term's science project . . .'
Midge had discovered that she'd trodden on a piece of gum, Kerry's probably, and was more concerned with scraping that off her shoe than listening to Miss Oldham. â. . . marked as coursework . . . sensible behaviour at all times . . . lunch in the gardens at twelve-fifteen, provided the weather stays fine . . . to either myself or Mr Edmunson . . . and leaving at two-thirty sharp . . .' The bits of teacher-speak continued to drift over thirty heedless heads, as everyone
bumped and shuffled their way down the centre of the coach and out onto the sunny tarmac. â
Don't
chase the peacocks,
don't
touch the displays,
don't
all try and crowd into the shop at the same time . . .'
Midge stared up at the main building. It was big enough to be a mansion, but the white painted walls and small plain windows made it look as though it might once have been something official rather than a rich person's home. The grounds were pretty though â quite exotic â with tall yew hedges and monkey-puzzle trees and spiky shrubs. Already some of the boys were opening their lunchboxes and throwing bits of bread to the peacocks.
âHey, Midge.' Somebody tugged at her sleeve, and Midge instinctively jerked her arm away. âDon't worry â I'm not going to
bite
you.' It was Samantha Lewis. âI just wondered if you'd . . . if you wanted to . . . we could go round together.'
Midge stared stupidly at Sam for a few moments. âOh. Yeah, sure.' She looked over Sam's shoulder and saw Rhona's crowd moving off towards the entrance to the building.
âThey're all paired up,' said Sam, as though the question had been asked. âAnd anyway, I get fed up with them sometimes. It's not a big deal â just that I can only talk about how gorgeous Carl Polegato is for
so
long. You don't mind, do you?'
âNo, it'd be good.'
âCome on, then. We can probably get through these stupid questions by lunchtime, and then do what we like.'
Midge was struck by a sudden pang of conscience. âI just remembered,' she said. âI told Kerry Hodge I'd go round with her. Swap answers with her, at any rate.' She looked about her, but couldn't see Kerry anywhere.
âKerry
Hodge
? What are you â a charity worker or something?'
âWell, you know, I felt a bit sorry for her. She can't help . . . how she is, I suppose.'
âMaybe not, but she could at least shtay out of shpitting dishtance.'
Midge couldn't help but laugh at that. And it was good to have someone to laugh with, for a change.
Sam's prediction turned out to be right. By midday the two of them had managed to complete their assignments. They'd wandered through the warm and slightly eerie rooms where the chrysalises were kept, peered in semi-darkness at the emerging gypsy moths that fluttered in vain against the netting of their cages, and answered all the questions on the life-cycle of Ephemera. They'd labelled their grasshopper diagrams, and identified all the European species of butterfly from the gorgeous specimens on display. Such beautiful things these were, yet sad somehow, in their neat little rows, each one daintily skewered through the thorax.
âThat's it,' said Sam. âWe're done. Come on, we can bog off and have our lunch now.' They made their way back through the maze of tall display cabinets and out towards the main entrance hall once more.
Here they met the skinny figure of Miss Oldham, who looked as though she might have been on the prowl for absconders.
âAha!' she said. âFinished already, you two?'
âEr . . . yes, Miss,' said Midge, and then wanted to kick herself. Always a bad idea to let a teacher know you'd finished your work ahead of time â because then they simply piled more on.
And she was right, because Miss Oldham took a quick glance at their papers and said, âOh, you
have
worked hard. Excellent. Well, now you can do the quiz for me.'
âQuiz, Miss?'
âYes. If you turn over the last page you'll see that I've put together a little observational quiz for you. Just things that you might see as you wander around the house and grounds.'
âOh.'
âDon't worry.' Miss Oldham gave them the hint of a smile. âI shan't be marking it as such. Not as coursework, anyway. But there might be a merit point for those who complete it â and you could certainly do with a few more of those, couldn't you, Sam? Yes. Run along and have your lunch, then. There's a very pretty little enclosed garden, just behind those trees. Follow that gravel pathway down, and you can't miss it.'
âHuh,' said Sam, once they were out of earshot. âIf she thinks I've been grinding away all morning just so I can spend the afternoon doing
extra
work, she can think again.'
Midge made a vague noise of agreement. She actually quite liked quizzes, and would have been happy enough to tackle this one if it came down to it. Right now, though, she was hungry and tired of walking. âWhere
is
this blimmin' garden?' she said.
They scrunched along the path, in the chilly shade of tall yew hedges, and finally came to a little arched gateway. This opened out onto a sunny garden, circular with a white fountain in the middle. There was a winged statuette on top of the fountain, a cupid, made of bronze. Sam said, âLook, we've got a bench. Let's go and grab it before anyone else gets here.' She hurried off, but Midge remained at the gateway for a moment, looking around her. A quick tingle of familiarity had passed through her as she entered the garden, almost as though she had known what to expect. Had she been here before? No, she didn't think so. Perhaps she had been taken somewhere like this as a baby â it wasn't such an unusual place after all. At any rate, the feeling had gone now. She followed Sam over to the bench and opened her lunchbox.
They were both starving, and nothing was said for a while as they munched through their sandwiches â a comfortable silence that made Midge think that perhaps they could be real friends.
âI can't believe this weather. It's just
freaky
for January.' Sam lay backwards with her dark head lolling against the wooden bench, eyes closed and soaking up the sunshine. She looked like a cat, thought Midge. A lazy and contented cat, happy and relaxed. Not much bothered by anything or anybody. That was a good way to be, wasn't it? Confident and cool. Clever enough to get by without having to work too hard. Friendly without being frantically demanding. Normal.
Midge half closed her own eyes and allowed her dreamy vision to rest upon the silhouetted figure on top of the fountain. Cupid, with his bow and arrow. Yes, it was good to lie back in the warmth of the sun and just think of nothing, nothing at all. To sit on a bench, with someone who you liked, and be normal. Drift away, to the sounds of the insects and the birds. Float up into the blue and forget all about . . .
. . .
the Orbis
 . . .
Midge jerked upright with such a violent start that Sam jumped too.
âWhat is it? Wassamatter?' Sam was looking about her, wide-eyed and startled.
âNothing. It's . . . nothing. I . . . I think I must have fallen asleep for a moment. Sorry.'
âShould think so too. Nearly gave me a heart attack.' Sam folded her arms and tilted her head back once more. âAnd I was just getting comfy,' she muttered.
Midge stood up and looked towards the fountain. She was sure she hadn't been here before. Why did it seem so familiar to her, then? She wandered across the circular gravel path, and perched herself sideways on the edge of the fountain. Again some vague memory of this place washed over her. Sitting here, in exactly the same position. A blackbird singing, and the sun going down. And she was holding something in her hand . . .
No. It had gone again, slippery as an eel.
âCome on, Midge. Let's go and have a look at the gift shop.' Sam was on her feet and calling to her.
â'K.' Midge sighed and stretched out her arms.
They met Kerry Hodge on the way back, wandering along the path towards the circular garden.
âOh Gawd,' said Sam, beneath her breath. âHere she comes. Get your umbrellas out, everyone.'
But Midge didn't laugh this time. She felt guilty and embarrassed.
âHi, Kerry,' she said. âHow're you getting on?' She tried to appear cheerful, but knew what a fake she must have sounded.
âNot bad. I've done shix to ten, like we shaid. Now I'm doing the quizsh.' Kerry drew level with them and came to a halt. Sam was keeping well to one side, Midge noticed.
âReally? I haven't even started on the quiz. It's getting a bit late now. We'll, er . . . we'll go over the answers on the coach, shall we?'
âIf you want.'
âYeah. We'll sit together, like we did on the way here.'
âOK. Shee you.' Kerry started walking again.
âSee you,' said Sam, and then muttered, âWouldn't want to
be
you . . .' once they'd moved away a few paces.
Midge groaned. âNow I feel really mean.'
âNah, you worry too much. And anyway, it
is
mean to pretend to like someone when you don't.'
âThink so?'
âYeah, I do. Leading people on, it's called.'
She had it all worked out, did Sam.
The coach was quieter on the return journey. Sam had resumed her place at the back with Rhona's crowd, and Midge was stuck next to Kerry Hodge once more.
âOK,' she said. âLet's compare papers and see what we've got.' She made an effort to sound friendly, in order to make up for the fact that she'd ignored Kerry all day.
Kerry had done a lot better than might have been expected â good enough in fact to cause Midge to make an alteration to one or two of her own answers. Maybe this hadn't been such a bad deal after all. She handed her assignment over to Kerry, and watched her copy down the answers to the first five questions, noticing how she changed the wording here and there, made little improvements to her own efforts. Kerry's hand was slow, but the finished result was clear and neat.
âYou're really good,' said Midge.
âBiology'sh my favourite,' said Kerry. âBiology and English. How did you do with the quiszh?'
âWhat? Oh, the quiz. We didn't . . . I didn't really get round to it. Don't suppose it'll matter much.'
âWant to copy mine?'
âUm . . . don't know. Seems a bit of a cheek. OK, let's have a quick look, then.'
Midge took Kerry's paper and glanced at the quiz page. She was surprised at the amount that Kerry had written.
â
Question One
,' she read. â
What is Cupid shooting at?
'
And beneath that was Kerry's answer:
A topiary heart
.
âWhat's a top . . . a top-i-ary heart?' Midge said.
âTopiary. Thatsh when they cut a bush or a hedge into a funny shape. Like an animal or a bird. There was a heart cut into the hedge of that round garden. Above the gateway.'
âWas there? I didn't notice that.'
Midge moved on to the next question.
âTone Vale Butterfly Farm was opened in nineteen seventy-eight. But what was the building used for before that?'
Kerry had written, â
It was a hospital for soldiers in the First World War. Then it became a clinic, and then it was part of the local art college
.'
Midge yawned. âWhere did you
get
all this stuff?'
âIn here.' Kerry pulled a folded booklet out of her pocket. Midge read the title:
Tone Vale Butterfly Farm. A Guide and History
. âLook â Mish Oldham got all her queshtions from here. Nothing to it.' Kerry opened the booklet, and Midge saw a blurry photograph of two men and a woman â a nurse â standing in bright
sunshine on the front steps of the building:
Dr Sydney Lewis and Dr Joseph Wesser, founders of the Tone Valley Clinic
 . . . Funny name, Wesser.
But the leaflet looked boring, and so Midge just said, âOh, right.'
âBorrow it if you like, and do the quizsh when you get home. You could get a merit point for it.'
Midge rubbed her eyes, and leaned back in her seat. âNah, it's OK, thanks. I can't be bothered.'
She was tired now, and didn't want to talk any more. It had been quite a good day, though. Kerry was not as awful as she had supposed, and it had been fun to go round with Sam. But there was still something about that place that niggled at her â the Butterfly Farm. Some connection that she couldn't quite make.