Authors: Victoria Blisse
âFuck, yes,' Joe exclaims a second later and I feel him throb inside me. I open my eyes again and our student friend is busy gathering up his books and pushing them in his bag. He glances over, waves meekly and races out of the bushes.
âWow!' I gasp. âJust wow!'
âYes,' Joe replies, straightening up and pulling away from me. âI agree. Are we still being watched?'
âNo, he's scuttled off now,' I reply. âProbably late for a lecture or something.'
We chuckle. It's been such an intense experience it is good to lighten the mood.
âWe've just made his day,' Joe says. âWell, you've just made his day.' He corrects himself with a wry smile.
âOh, stop it, you're making me blush.'
âYou're blushing now?' He raises a brow sardonically.
âOh, hush.' I laugh and slap his arm. âCome on, we better get going.'
âAll right, gorgeous.' His smile melts me. âPromise me we'll do such impulsive things even when we've been married for ever.'
âOh, I can easily promise you that. I can't keep my hands off you.' I pinch his bum to illustrate my point.
âGood.' He wraps his arm around my waist. âYou're amazing, Leanna. I'm the luckiest man alive to have you.'
Chapter Three
Three days before the wedding I finish my last long shift with only one little morning to go before a whole week's break for my wedding, honeymoon (a couple of nights in a semi-posh Manchester hotel; it was a good deal!), and some time with my little Lucy. I open my locker door to pull out my handbag and out of habit I check my mobile phone. There's a message from Joe.
Call me. It is URGENT.
Well, being the woman I am I immediately start to panic. I wonder about Lucy, imagining broken limbs or food poisoning. I worry about Joe; has he chopped his finger off? Is it something to do with the wedding? Has the florist died, the cake flopped? Has the vicar taken a vow of silence? Believe me, those are some of the more sensible problems that jump to mind.
I quickly dial Joe's mobile number.
âOh Leanna, I'm glad it's you.'
âJoe, what's the matter?'
âMom.'
âMy mum? What's the matter with Mum?'
âNo, no, not your mom. My mom.'
âYour mum?' I'm confused until I remember her flight is due in today. âOh, has she arrived now?'
âShe arrived this morning.' He sighs. âShe arrived on our doorstep this morning.'
âOh, she must be eager to see her son.'
âNo, she's had a tiff with the latest lover-boy and he's cut off her credit card. The hotel wouldn't let her stay.'
âOh no, that's awful. Can she find another hotel?'
âNo. She has no money. So she's decided she's staying with us.'
âOh, OK.' I nod. âWe've got the sofa bed, it'll be a bit crowded but it's only for a few days, right?'
âI suppose so.' He was not sounding particularly enthusiastic.
âIt'll be OK, darling. Don't worry. I'm going to be home soon, I've just left work.'
âGood, because Leanna, I need you. I've not spent this much time with my mom for years, bordering on decades, and I'm remembering why I cut down communication with her.'
âAll right, love. I'll be home soon. It'll be OK, don't worry. It'll be fine.' I've not heard Joe so agitated in a very long time. It worries me.
âThanks, Leanna, see you soon. I have to go, Lucy's calling for me.'
âSee you soon, love you.'
âYou too.' The phone clicks down and I sigh. Just what the bride to be needs three days before the wedding â a home visit from the soon-to-be mother-in-law. I'm kind of curious as I've not even heard much about Beverly before; Joe is very reluctant to talk about her. I know she's quite flighty, she's had more divorces than I've had summer holidays, and she's not worked a day in her life. I can tell why that would piss off Joe so much; he's got such a strong work ethic.
Despite the tiredness banging at my bones I pick up the pace. Joe sounded stressed out for the first time since quitting work. Yes, he was a little exasperated the time Lucy was ill and clung to him all day and there was the red paint on the cream carpet incident that  well, you know which colour he was seeing, but all those things he took in his stride. I've not heard such a pressured tone from him in an age.
It's a little strange to walk into the hall and not to have anyone greet me.
âHello, I'm home.'
I can hear muffled sounds from the living room and, after flinging my bag in a corner, I go to investigate.
âShe's fine, mother. She's just over a year old. Not being able to spell “cat” is not unusual for a one-year-old child.'
âWell, I am sure you could do it at her age, pumpkin, I was only a little worried that the child you're taking on might be a little, how shall I put it? Developmentally challenged.'
âHello, Joe, hello, Mrs Moore and Lucy. I'm home.'
âIt's Ms Simpson,' she snaps. âYou can call me Beverly because that's my name.'
I realise I've made a boo-boo with her name so maybe I should be a little more circumspect but the tension in the room is palpable and Beverly is obviously the centre of it. I try really hard to smile sweetly and not to go and throttle the old lady perched on the edge of my sofa. She may have bright red lipstick on and a short, floaty summer dress but she is certainly not young. She reminds me of a lovely old lady I knew when I was a child. She was 70 and wore a bright red wig and make-up to match till the day she passed on. She was bonkers but harmless. Joe's mum is clearly the former but I'm not convinced of the latter.
âAhh, so you're Deanna.' She stands up primly, brushes the skirt down her legs, and offers me her hand.
âYes, I am
Le
anna.' I emphasise the “L” sound at the beginning of my name. âNice to meet you.'
âYes,' she says and feebly takes my fingers and wiggles them up and down. âOf course.'
âMama!' Lucy greets me by enthusiastically throwing herself around my legs.
âHello sunbeam.' I giggle. âDid you miss me?'
I pull her away from my legs and lift her into my arms. Her sticky fingers come up to my cheeks and stroke them. She giggles and I kiss her on her nose. She slobbers on mine in return.
âYou were a much cleaner baby,' Joe's mum mumbles a little louder than I believe she realises. âI was very careful of that.'
âMother,' he exclaims in a low, measured tone, âwould you stop it?'
âWhat, pumpkin? I was just saying.'
âAnd stop calling me that.' He's at the end of his tether, I can tell.
âJoe, love, tea smells lovely. Cinnamony, in fact,' I spout, trying to alleviate some of the tension.
âTea? Oh no, dear, this is coffee, not that disgusting weak brew you Brits like.'
âMother, she means the evening meal.' He sighs.
âYes, we call our evening meal “tea” here in the north.'
âOh, how very peculiar,' she replies with something approaching a smile or it could have been a grimace. âI call it dinner.'
âI made a pie.' Joe decides to completely ignore his mother. âLucy helped.'
âYes, the poor urchin was covered in flour when I arrived.' Joe's mum butts in again.
âDid you have fun baking?' I speak directly to Lucy, who giggles and nods.
âSo we have apple pie for dessert and we've got chicken salad for tea. In fact, it just needs serving up.'
âBrilliant.' I smile. âYou're a star, Joe.' I put Lucy on the floor. âOK, bub, show me the way to the food.' She giggles, grabs my hand and pulls me over to the dining table. I try hard not to pick up on what Joe's mum is mumbling about but she doesn't seem to like the idea of people not hearing what she has to say.
âFancy not changing before dinner, how uncouth, and expecting the man to cook? Oh my, it's ridiculous. What a terrible wife she's going to make.'
I take a deep, calming breath. She's of the older generation; she may be suffering a little culture shock or jet lag, maybe both. I'm willing to cut her a little slack. I fasten Lucy into her high chair and sit beside her. Adult silence reigns. Lucy babbles quite happily to herself as she waits.
âHow was your flight?' I ask when Joe brings out a big bowl of salad and a plate of cold chicken left over from last night's meal.
âHorrid,' Beverly replies with a dismissive flap of her hand. âLong and stuffy and they ran out of champagne.'
I take the tongs, serve out a little salad and chicken on to a small plastic plate for Lucy and pass it to her.
âHelp yourself.' I indicate the food on the table. âWe don't stand on ceremony here.'
âNo, I can tell.' Again the strange face contortion that almost resembles a smile passes across her face.
âSo, I hear you're staying with us until the wedding.' I continue with my attempt to make small talk as I scoop up some salad on to my plate.
âYes, Rupert is in a huff. I have no idea why but he got the silly idea in his head that I was flirting with the pool boy and, well, he's cancelled my credit card, the vindictive old goat. So I'm afraid I'll have to stay here.'
âOh, it's no problem.' I smile; I am pretty sure it is a better fake smile than she manages to pull. âWe have the sofa bed.'
âYes, it's very good of you to put yourself out for me like that but my back means I need a proper divan mattress or I'm simply useless the next day. Joe has already changed the linen on your bed for me.'
I look over the table to Joe who smiles so much I worry he'll strain his cheek muscles. Poor guy, he's at the end of his tether.
âOh, that's good. Well, it's only for a few nights, I'm sure we'll manage.'
âI suppose.' She sighs dramatically. âBut I am not used to living in such conditions. I mean, you don't even have air conditioning. It is stifling in here. â
âFor the few hot days a year we actually get in Britain it's not worth the expense. You'll find very few homes are air conditioned over here.'
Her look instantly tells me she believes that just isn't a good enough excuse. It began to dawn on me that it's not going to be an easy few days ahead.
âBut I suppose I have to put up with it; it's not every day one's son gets married.'
âNo, it isn't.' I smile. âI'm really looking forward to Saturday.'
I look at Joe and he smiles back, a proper smile that lights up his dark eyes.
âWeddin',' Lucy squeals, âweddin', yay!'
Joe and I laugh heartily.
âYes, sweetie, we're excited too.' I smile at her and Joe ruffles her hair.
Joe's mother tuts.
âWhat a day when a young child sees her mother married for the first time.'
âWhat? Different to the three times I saw you married as a child, Mother?'
âOh, Joe, stop being petulant. I thought you'd have grown out of that by now.'
I make exaggerated yummy noises and clatter my cutlery to the plate.
âThat was delicious, darling. Would you like me to go and get dessert?'
âNo, you've worked all day, you stay there. I'll go and get dessert.'
âPie.' Lucy waves her hands in the air. âPie!'
âYay, pie!' I wave my hands above my head too and Lucy squeals in delight. âI'm excited about it too.'
I hear muttering from the other end of the table but I ignore it. There's only so much complaint and insult you can take in one day.
We enjoy the delicious pie almost in silence. I'm relieved to roll into the usual routine when the meal is finished. I take Lucy upstairs to read, bathe, and go to bed. I watch her sleeping, relishing the quiet. As much as I enjoy the haven I know I can't stay there. I have to go and rescue my poor husband-to-be.
When I get downstairs the room is quiet and missing something. Joe's mum. Joe has pulled out the sofa and is making up the bed.
âShe went to bed,' he says, walking in from the kitchen, âjet lagged. She says
she's
worn out.' He flips the duvet straight and I sit down on the side of the pulled-out sofa closest to me.
Joe flops his long body onto the sofa bed beside me.
âWell, it's a break for you now, and Lucy is asleep. We can just get comfy and relax.' I snuggle into him and run my hand down his hard chest.
âYeah.' He sighs. âSure.'
âOh, sweetheart, it's not for long and we get married in just a few more days.'
âYes, I can't wait, Leanna, I really can't. She just  my mother is  I don't know, she stresses me out, majorly stresses me out.'
âI can tell,' I reply,' and I've not exactly taken a shine to her myself, but she's your mother, we have to put up with her.'
Joe nods. âIt's going to be hard work, though,'
âI'm here with you.' I kiss his cheek. âWe'll survive this together.'
âOh yes. Thank God I've got you.'
âMmm, thank God indeed.'
Having his warm body so close to me is infinitely tempting. For what seems like for ever we've kept our distance from each other. I am not a stickler for tradition but I thought it would make our wedding night special if we abstained for the week before.
Mistake. My blood boils with pent-up lust and there isn't a spare moment when my mind isn't off gallivanting in sexy town.
The kiss comes from nothing and our lips dance and our bodies line up to follow suit. His hard lines press into my soft curves and we join together, anticipation buzzing across my flesh and arousal zipping through my veins.
âI've missed this,' he mumbles between kisses and I just nod in agreement. Because of the constraints of our little home we've continued to share a bed, but we have maintained a strict no-touch policy. There's been a line like an invisible brick wall that's separated us. Apparently it doesn't stretch to items of living room furniture however bedlike that item appears to be.
âI have to,' I gasp when I can break away from his kiss for a little bit, âbut remember what we promised.'
âI know,' he replies. His hands run up under my T-shirt and grip my breast. âBut this isn't making love, darlin', this is just making out.'
âAnd that's OK, right?' I reply as he frees my breast from its cup and tweaks my nipple.
âSure.' I feel his head nodding against mine and our desperate kisses continue. âAs long as we have our clothes on and there's no penetration it's fine. That's the rules.'
âWell, if it's the rules  ' I grin and slip my hands down to the bulge in his jeans. âThen I will have to play by them.'
âPlease do.' He gasps when I pop open his button and slide down his zip.
It isn't difficult for me to persuade myself he's right, especially when his lips are on mine and his hand is pushing down into my pants.
I've been with him so long that I am starting to slip into his Americanisms. âIs this still making out?' I ask, as his probing finger slips inside me.
âSure,' he whispers, âyou can touch my cock too, if you'd like.'