Wild Cards V (72 page)

Broadway was eerily deserted. A lone police paddy wagon wove its way through an obstacle course of abandoned cars. Tom watched it pass while Mishmash cringed back behind some garbage cans. “Let's go,” Tom said.

“They'll see us,” Mishmash said. “They'll hurt me.”

“No they won't,” Tom promised. “Look at how dark it is.”

They were halfway across Broadway, moving from car to car, when the streetlights came on, sudden and silent. The shadows were gone. Mishmash gave a single sharp bark of fear. “Move it,” Tom told him urgently. They scrambled for the far side of the street.

“Hold it right there!”

The shout stopped them at the edge of the sidewalk.
Almost
, Tom thought, but almost only counts in horseshoes and grenades. He turned slowly.

The cop wore a white gauze surgical mask that muffled his voice, but his tone was still all business. His holster was unbuttoned, his gun already in hand.

“You don't have to—” Tom started nervously.

“Shut the fuck up,” the cop said. “You're in violation of the curfew.”

“Curfew?” Tom said.

“You heard me. Don't you listen to the radio?” He didn't wait for the answer. “Lemme see some ID.”

Tom carefully lowered his bags to the ground. “I'm from Jersey,” he said. “I was trying to get home, but they closed the tunnels.” He fished out his wallet and handed it to the cop.

“Jersey,” the cop said, studying the driver's license. He handed it back. “Why aren't you at Port Authority?”

“Port Authority?” Tom said, confused.

“The clearance center.” The cop's tone was still gruff and impatient, but he'd evidently decided they weren't a threat. He holstered his gun. “Out-of-towners are supposed to report to Port Authority. You pass the medical, they'll give you a blue card and send you home. If I was you, I'd head up there.”

Port Authority Bus Terminal was a zoo under the best of circumstances. Tom tried to imagine what it would be like now. Every tourist, commuter, and visitor in the city would be there, along with a lot of frightened Manhattanites pretending to be from out of town, all of them waiting their turn for a medical or fighting for a seat on one of the buses leaving the city, with the police and National Guard trying to keep order. You didn't need a lot of imagination to picture the kind of nightmare going on up at Forty-second Street. “I didn't know. I'll get right up there,” Tom lied, “as soon as I get my friend home.”

The cop gave Mishmash a hard look. “You're taking a big risk, buddy. The carrier's supposed to be some kind of albino, and nobody said anything about any extra heads, but all jokers look alike in the dark, right? Those Guard boys are real jumpy, too. They see a pair like you, they might decide to shoot first and check your IDs later.”

“What the fuck is going on?” Tom said. It sounded worse than he could have imagined. “What is all this?”

“Do you good to turn on a radio once in a while,” the cop said. “Might stop you getting your head shot off.”

“Who are you looking for?”

“Some joker fuck, been spreading a new kind of wild card all over the city. He's freaky strong, and crazy. Dangerous. And he's got a friend with him, some new ace, looks normal but bullets bounce right off him. If I was you, I'd dump the geek and haul ass for Port Authority.”

“I didn't do nothing,” Mishmash whispered.

His voice was low, barely audible, but it was the first time he'd dared to speak, and the cop heard him well enough. “Shut the fuck up. I'm not in the mood for any joker lip. I want to hear you talk, I'll ask you a question.”

Mishmash quailed. Tom was shocked by the loathing in the policeman's voice. “You got no call to talk to him that way.”

It was a mistake, a big mistake. Above the surgical mask the policeman's eyes narrowed. “That so? What are you, one of those queers who likes to hump jokers?”

No, you asshole
, Tom thought furiously,
I'm the Great and Powerful Turtle, and if I were in my shell right now, I'd pick you up and drop you in the garbage where you belong.
But what he said was, “Sorry, Officer. I didn't mean anything by it. It's been a rough day for everyone, right? Maybe we should just get going?” He tried to smile as he picked up the suitcase and shopping bag. “C'mon, Mishmash,” he said.

“What's in those bags?” the cop said suddenly.

Modular Man's head and eighty thousand dollars in cash, Tom thought, but he didn't say it. He didn't think he'd broken any laws, but the truth would raise questions he wasn't prepared to answer. “Nothing,” he told the cop. “Some clothes.” But he'd hesitated too long.

“Why don't we have a look,” the policeman replied.

“No,” Tom blurted. “You can't. I mean, don't you need a search warrant or probable cause or something?”

“I got your fucking probable cause right here,” the cop said, drawing his gun. “This is martial law, and we got authority to shoot looters on sight. Now lower the bags to the ground
slowly
and back off, asshole.”

The moment seemed to last a long, long time. Then Tom did as he was told.

“Further back,” the cop said. Tom retreated to the sidewalk. “You too, geek.” Mishmash moved back next to Tom.

The policeman edged forward, bent over, and pulled one of the handles of the shopping bag to peer inside.

Modular Man's head flew up and smashed him in the face.

Blood squirted from the cop's nose with a sickening crunch to stain the white gauze of his mask. He gave a muffled screech and staggered back. The head bowled squarely into his gut, tumbling like a cannonball. The cop grunted as his feet went out from under him. He landed on his ass in the street.

The head swooped around him. The cop brought up his pistol with both hands and squeezed off a round. Glass shattered in a second-story window as the head came crashing into his temple. The cop swatted at it with the barrel of his pistol; then something jerked the gun right out his hand and sent it skittering off down a sewer.

“Son-of-a-bitch,” the cop managed. He tried to struggle back to his feet, his eyes as glassy as Mod Man's. His nose was still bleeding; the surgical mask had turned a vivid red.

The head came at him again. This time he managed to grab it and hold it at bay, just inches from his face. The long cable dangling from the jagged neck took on a life of its own and snaked up into a bloody nostril. The cop screamed and grabbed for the cable. The head jumped forward; two foreheads cracked together hard. The cop went down. The head circled over him. The cop groaned and rolled over. He made no attempt to rise.

Tom started breathing again.

“Is he
dead
?” Mishmash asked in an eager whisper.

Tom's heart was still on adrenaline overdrive; it took a moment for the words to register. “Fuck,” he said. What the hell had he
done
? It had all gone down so quickly.

Mod Man's head fell out of the air, hit the gutter, and rolled. Tom knelt over the fallen cop and felt for a pulse. “He's alive,” Tom said. “Breathing is shallow, though. He might have a concussion, maybe even a cracked skull.”

Mishmash crowded close. “Kill him.”

Tom's head snapped back around and he stared at the joker in horror. “Are you crazy?”

The hideous little purple monkey-face was straining forward through his shirtfront. Moisture glistened on the hard, thin lips. “He was going to kill us. You heard him, you heard what he called us. He had no right. Kill him.”

“No way,” Tom said. He stood up, wiping his hands on his jeans compulsively. His high was gone now; he felt more than a little sick.

“He knows who you are,” Mishmash whispered.

Tom had somehow managed to forget that. “Fuck fuck
fuck
,” he swore. The cop had seen his driver's license.

“They'll come for you,” Mishmash suggested. “They'll know you did it, and they'll come. Kill him. Go on, I won't tell.”

Tom backed away, shaking his head. “No.”

“Then I'll do it,” Mishmash said. His lips peeled back over a mouthful of yellowed incisors, and the wrinkled face shot out and down, into the cop's throat. Mishmash's shirt sagged where his gut had been. The head worked at the soft flesh under the cop's chin, bobbing at the end of three feet of glistening transparent tube connecting it to the joker's torso. Tom heard wet, greedy sucking sounds. The cop's feet began to thrash feebly. Blood spurted, Mishmash swallowed and sucked, and a thick red wash began to travel up through the thick glassy flesh of his neck.

“No!”
Tom screamed. “Stop it!”

The monkey-face continued to feed, but on top of the joker's body his second head, the movie-star head, turned to stare at Tom from clear blue eyes and smiled beatifically.

Tom reached out for Mishmash with his teke, or tried to, but there was nothing there. The fury that had filled him when the cop threatened them was gone; now there was only horror and fear, and his power had always deserted him when he was afraid. He stood helplessly, hands clenching and unclenching as Mishmash gnawed away with teeth as cruel and sharp as needles.

Then he leapt forward and grabbed the joker from behind, wrapping his arms around that twisted torso, pulling him back. For a moment they grappled. Tom was overweight and out of shape and had never been especially strong, but the joker's body was as weak as it was misshapen. They stumbled backward, Mishmash thrashing feebly in Tom's arms, until the head pulled free of the cop's torn throat with a soft
pop.
The joker hissed in fury. His long glistening neck coiled around, snakelike, over his left shoulder, as pale eyes glared down, insane with frustration. Blood was smeared all over the shrunken purplish face. Wet red teeth snapped wildly, but his neck wasn't long enough.

Tom spun him around and shoved him away. The joker's mismatched legs tangled under him, and he tripped and fell heavily into the gutter. “Get out of here!” Tom screamed. “Get out of here now or I'll give you the same thing I gave him.”

Mishmash hissed, his head weaving back and forth. Then, as suddenly as it had come, the bloodlust was gone, and once more the joker cringed in fear. “Don't,” he whispered, “please don't. I only wanted to help. Don't hurt me, mister.” His neck shrunk slowly back into his shirt, a long, thick glass eel returning to its lair, until there was only the small scared face shivering between his buttons. By then Mishmash was back on his feet. He gave Tom one last pleading look, and then whirled and began to run, arms and legs working grotesquely.

Tom stopped the policeman's bleeding with a handkerchief. There was still a pulse, but it felt weak to him, and the man had obviously lost a lot of blood. He hoped it wasn't too late.

He looked around at the abandoned cars and headed toward a likely one. Joey had once shown him how to hot-wire an ignition; he sure as hell hoped he still remembered.

It was standing room only in the waiting room of the Jokertown Clinic. Tom pushed his suitcase up against a wall and sat on top of it. The shopping bag, with Modular Man's bloodied head stuck inside it, he shoved between his legs. The room was hot and noisy. He ignored the frightened people all around him, the screams of pain from the next room, and stared dully at the tiles on the floor, trying not to think. Perspiration covered his face under the clinging frog mask.

He'd been waiting a half hour when a fat, tusked newsboy in a porkpie hat and Hawaiian shirt entered the waiting room with an armful of papers. Tom bought a copy of tomorrow's
Jokertown Cry
, sat back on his suitcase, and began to read. He read every word in every story on every page, and then started all over again.

The headlines were full of martial law and the citywide manhunt for Croyd Crenson. Typhoid Croyd, the
Cry
called him; anyone coming in contact with the carrier risked drawing the wild card. No wonder everyone was so scared. Dr. Tachyon had told the authorities it was a mutant form, capable of reinfecting even stable aces and jokers.

The Turtle could bring him in, Tom thought. Anyone else, police or Guardsman or ace, risked infection and death if they tried to apprehend him, but the Turtle could take him in perfect safety, easy as candy. He didn't have to get real close to teke someone, and his shell gave him plenty of protection.

Only there was no shell, and the Turtle was dead.

Sixty-three people had required medical treatment after the rioting around the Holland Tunnel, and property damage was estimated at more than a million dollars, he read.

The Turtle could have dissipated that crowd without anyone's getting hurt. Just
talk
to them, dammit, take the time to quell their fears, and if things got out of hand, pry them apart with teke. You didn't need guns or tear gas.