What's Your Status? (3 page)

La Lisse → Shy Time
OUI.

Dave Gold → N8
Nate, I’m not saying it’s the BEST movie ever made, but I think it gets a worse rep than it deserves.

Connor A. → Shy Time
Hi sweetie! I think your phone is working, but want me to take a look at it at lunch? Miss you! xoxo

N8 → Dave Gold
You’re going to regret that statement in 20 years when it’s still on the interwebs and you’re incredibly embarrassed by it.

Jimmy+Liz
Trying to speed-read James Bond before class. Kind of sure this is actually making me
less
intelligent. (this is jimmy)

Jimmy+Liz
Nothing could make you less intelligent, baby. You’re too brilliant for that! (this is liz)

Glen
I tried to fight the Man, and all I got was detention. I think it’s time for a regime change.

La Lisse → Glen
Um, Glen, you know Dr. Trent has access to our Q pages, right?

Glen → La Lisse
WHATEVER! We need to speak truth to power!

Glen → La Lisse
In fact, should the ASSistant headmaster be reading these things at all? I think that’s wrong, and—

Glen
THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY DISABLED.

Shy Time → Connor A.
Thanks, honey! You’re the best!! xoxo

KitKat → mad_mac
Mad, we need to talk about the Hayes crown. And DON’T FORGET we have a committee meeting this afternoon. Also, I think we should petition to get class time to work on prom stuff. Can you draw one up by this afternoon?