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Authors: Zoë Heller

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he crisis is over. Sheba and I have reconciled. What an exhausting day it has been! This morning at about nine, Sheba came out from her room and went to the attic. I took the opportunity, while she was tramping around up there, to slip into her room and retrieve my manuscript.

Much as I had feared, her room was in a dreadful condition. Every available surface was littered with crumpled pieces of paper, bits of clay, and dirty clothes. A half-eaten tin of baked beans was sitting in the middle of the floor. Sheba had left the window open throughout last night’s rain, and the carpet near the window was sopping. I found the manuscript soon enough. She’d left it lying on her desk. I was just beginning to gather it up when I caught sight of a clay model parked on the floor at the end of the bed. This was the secret sculpture that Sheba had been working on: the mother and child. It was much larger than I had anticipated—almost three foot in height. It looked impressive, I thought. Then I walked around to inspect it from the front, and my stomach seemed to turn over.

The cross-legged “mother” figure had been fashioned in Sheba’s image. She had long, skinny limbs, heavy, romantic eyelashes, a slightly crooked nose. Even her hair replicated Sheba’s
messy bun. As for the hideous, pink boy-man spilling fatly across her lap—he was a crude but unmistakable likeness of Connolly. I daresay that even a person unfamiliar with the circumstances to which it alluded would have sensed something unwholesome about the sculpture. For me, it was an utterly obscene object.

I did not hear Sheba returning from the attic until she was directly behind me. “What are you doing in here?” a voice exclaimed, and I swung around to find Sheba in her nightdress. Her hair was hanging loose. There was an unpleasant musty odour about her.

“I … I was looking at your sculpture,” I protested stupidly. I was afraid.

“Get out! Get out!” she screamed. We stared at each other and, for a moment, I thought that she was going to attack me. Then, quite suddenly, she sat down—or rather collapsed—on the floor. “What is going to become of me, Barbara?” she sobbed. “What is going to become of me?”

“Oh, poor Sheba,” I said. I knelt down and put my arms around her. Her hair was sticking in clumps to her wet face.

“Get out,” she muttered halfheartedly.

“Sheba, please,” I said, “come on. Stand up.” She kept sitting for a few minutes, and then she allowed me to help her up.

We stood holding each other. When I judged that she was capable of standing without my support, I let her go. We gazed at the sculpture together.

“You know it can’t stay,” I said.

“Oh?” she said. Her tone was dreamily neutral.

I picked up the manuscript from the desk. Then I bent down and heaved the sculpture into my arms. “I’ll take care of this,” I said as I carried it from the room.

Downstairs in the kitchen, I sat the sculpture down on the table and hid the manuscript in one of the cupboards. Next, I got out the toolbox from under the sink. Eddie’s tools are terribly expensive and grand. I was nearly seduced by a hand-carved mallet with an ivory handle. But I settled in the end for a small, steel axe. (Less beauty, more power.) I opened the French doors and carried the sculpture out into the garden. It was one of those overcast mornings with a grumbling, mauve-coloured sky. The garden was looking wonderfully jungly and lush. I went back inside to fetch the axe and some old newspaper.

The sculpture wasn’t nearly as tough or as dense as I had expected. I missed it with my first swing but, as soon as I actually made my target, I crushed the boy’s torso straight off. Tiny splinters of clay flew through the air. One large shard landed in Eddie’s compost heap. I glanced up at one point and saw Sheba watching me from her window, a solemn Victorian wraith. I waved cheerfully, and then I went on. With my second blow I took the top of the boy’s head off cleanly, like an egg. Within five minutes, there was nothing left but Sheba’s crossed legs and a small, jagged remnant of her abdomen.

Somewhere, far across London, thunder began to growl. I gathered up as many of the smashed pieces as I could, wrapped them in the newspaper, and took them inside just as it began to rain. Sheba had come downstairs now. She was standing in the kitchen. “Is there anything else I should know about?” I asked her.

She shook her head.

“Are you sure?”

She was silent.

I stuffed the newspaper in the bin, and then I ran back upstairs to her room. She must have had an idea of what was
going on because she gave no sign of surprise when I returned with her handbag. She watched me intently as I fished the photographs out from the bottom. When I fetched the kitchen scissors, she did begin to cry a little, but even then it was more in resignation than in protest.

After the photographs were cut up, I went to her and took her very gently in my arms. Sheba’s body is so slender these days, one feels one could almost crush it. “Come on,” I said. “It’s all right.” She began to cry more energetically. Great, shuddering sobs. But I kept holding her and speaking softly, and presently, she quietened down.

“What’s going to become of me?” she asked again. “What’s going to become of me?”

“You’re going to be all right, darling,” I said, stroking her hair. “Barbara’s here.” I felt her droop, as if in surrender.

We stood in the kitchen, rocking very slightly back and forth, for a long while. Then I sat her down and I made us some lunch. Fried eggs and bacon. Mugs of strong tea. Cosy food for a grey day. She must have been starving, because she gobbled it all up like a navvy and then demanded seconds. Darling girl. Darling, darling Sheba. I made her take a nap after lunch, and when she got up, half an hour ago, she was in much better shape. The rain had stopped by then, and she wanted to go for a walk. I let her go alone. I daresay she’ll be all right by herself. She seems quite steady and calm after her rest. And she knows by now not to go too far without me.

ALSO BY ZOE HELLER

Everything You Know

Acclaim on both sides of the Atlantic for
What Was She Thinking?

“Deft, multivalent characterizations.”

—Lisa Levy,
Newsday

“Wicked and wonderful social satire.”

—
Glamour

“It takes a special sort of talent to make love seem really creepy … . An outstanding book, mature, brilliantly understated, and blackly funny … it demands to be read at a sitting … . A comedy of manners, a thriller of sorts, a study of betrayal and attachment: [
What Was She Thinking?]
is all these.”

—
The Daily Telegraph
(London)

“[With a] queasy, heart-breaking kick … [Narrator Barbara’s] mendacity is … refined, wonderfully entertaining, and deeply (which is to say tragically) unconscious.”

James Marcus,
The Atlantic Monthly

“Sinister and surprising … here is a highlight in the year’s fiction.”

—
Daily Express
(London)

“Compelling … a portrait that remains indelible. Watch for her next, whatever it may be.”

—
Kirkus Reviews

“Insightful, piercing … The novel builds to a stunning ending … . Both a penetrating character study and a sharp examination of voyeurism, Heller’s novel is utterly brilliant.”

—
Booklist
(starred review)

“Sly, witty.”

—
Harper’s Bazaar

“Delectable.”

—
W
magazine

“An inspired tale of two women, one seen through the other’s eyes, with the viewer revealing more of herself than she ever suspects. From the first sentence to the last, the story and the writing of it have a thrilling intensity that holds the reader’s rapt attention.”

—Paula Fox

“Deliciously sinister.”

—
Daily Mail
(London)

“The most gripping novel of the year. You leave this extraordinary book utterly shaken, with new knowledge of the human heart. Heller writes with a precision that stirs the blood and an uncommon insight into the darker sides of love.”

—Nuala O’Faolain

“Heller’s clear-eyed depiction of Sheba and Barbara’s complex friendship is both refreshing and funny.”

—
Radar
magazine

“As much about self-knowledge and denial as it is about the affair itself. Above all, it is a cautionary tale about choosing your enemies at least as carefully as your friends and lovers.”

—Kate Bevan,
Financial Times
(London)

“Highly addictive … a funny, unnerving, acutely intelligent novel of psychological suspense.”

—Adam Begley,
The Observer
(New York)

“Creepy complexity … [
What Was She Thinking?]
reads like a nose through someone else’s bathroom cabinet: full of guilty insights and delicious snobbery. It will be uncomfortably familiar to anyone who has loved the wrong person, betrayed a friend, or ever been lonely.”

—
The Independent
(London)

Acknowledgements

Thank you to Juliet Annan, Jennifer Barth, Jonathan Burnham, Gill Coleridge, Lucy Heller, Mary Parvin, Margaret Ratner, Colin Robinson, Mark Rosenthal, Claudia Shear, Roger Thornham, and Amanda Urban. Thank you also to Larry Konner, without whose advice, morale boostings, and all round
menschlichkeit
this book would never have got written.

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Heller, Zoë.

What was she thinking? : notes on a scandal / Zoë Heller.