Werewolf Wedding (19 page)

After a silence that stretched to thirty seconds of glaring at silver balls, or adjusting a skirt, depending on the party in question, Jake stood up straight. “What’s that?” he asked. His ears perked – he’d heard something. “Do you hear that?”

George strained and sure enough, detected just a hint of tentative footfall coming toward the door.

“Who knows I’m here?” he asked.

“Well, aside from everyone downstairs that was listening on speaker earlier? No one.”

He rolled his eyes, shook his head. “You
have
to quit with the speaker phone.”

The voice, and whoever it was who owned it, were still shambling down the hall, mumbling incoherently.

“Well who the hell is that?” Jake asked, his voice pitching up.

“You
could
open the door, you know.”

Jake sighed and edged toward the door. “If it’s Dane though, or one of his idiot groupies, he might be making a play. All it’d take is one good pitchfork in the chest and it wouldn’t matter how many times you convinced me to change my mind about giving up the pack.”

“Pitchfork?” George asked. “You going for a Tony?”

He grinned, but motioned for her to be quiet. “Daytime Emmy. Shh.”

With his ear pressed against the door, Jake began to hear what he thought was a foot dragging behind, like the person was either a zombie or injured. Since zombies are just a dumb story for kids, he had a strong inclination toward the latter. Every shred of his being told him to leave the door shut and to remember that he needed to get Irvin, his handyman, to install a peephole.

He was almost convinced. His paranoia – usually justified – about his brother being a whackjob, was about to make him batten down the hatches, but then he heard
her
.

“J...Jake?” The voice was weak, distant, and most definitely Delilah. He’d recognize that vaguely southern twist anywhere. “The door guy, said... you were up...”

“This is no trap!” George pushed past the huge wolf, swung the door open just in time to catch a flailing fist in the side of the head as Dilly fell forward and tried to catch herself. It was a glancing blow, but still enough to surprise George, who stumbled backward.

The whole pile of George and Dilly managed to get arms wrapped around heads, and legs tangled up with each other and were on the way to the ground when Jake finally regained enough of his cognizance to catch them before they hit. But then, in a moment of complete stupefaction, he saw the marks on Delilah’s neck and shoulder – tooth marks, big ones – and dropped them the rest of the way.

Thankfully, it wasn’t very far.

––––––––

I
blinked, not really sure where I was, but with a vague memory that a very nice doorman at Somerset Industries directed me to an elevator. Then I had some more fuzzy remembrances of being on that elevator for an extended period of time, passing out at least once, and then stumbling down a hall.

And then I think I punched George in the face.

“I’m sorry,” I mumbled, my mouth not working quite as well as I’d hoped. The words came out in a garbled mess. The drugs had really got me looped.

“Who did this to you?” Jake asked, ripping part of his shirt sleeve – about half of it, which revealed a
really
nice forearm – to use on part of me that seemed to be bleeding. “Dilly,” he was demanding, in a way that had me squiggling in my damn ladyparts. “Look at me. Follow my fingertip.”

Like a scene from
ER
, I tracked his fingertip back and forth across my field of vision. It got a little fuzzy.

“I don’t feel so—”

He took being thrown up on a lot better than I would have. Not even so much as an irritated look crossed his beautiful face as he nonchalantly took off his shirt and tossed it away. “Bet you feel better now,” he said with a smile that made me momentarily forget that somehow my neck was bleeding, and somehow I’d punched my new friend in the mouth.

“George,” I managed to get out, finally. “Sorry for the, er, mouth punch.”

She shook her head. “It’s nothing, girly. There’s honestly no telling what’s going to be flying through the air when werewolves start drinking. I can’t tell you how much flying shit I’ve been hit with that was no one’s fault at all. Your little flail will barely even leave a red mark. Most important thing is that you’re okay.”

“You’ve done this before,” I whispered as she helped me lay down flat, and stuffed a wadded up... golf green? Under my head. Next, she felt my forehead and took my pulse.

“Yeah, well, like I said. You never know what’s going to happen when werewolves start gettin’ their drink on. They might heal faster than normal people, but they still need first aid when a tooth gets knocked out or someone gets cold cocked with an anvil.”

Tilting my head made my neck sting so badly I squealed, and then straightened it out again. “Anvil?”

She shook her head. “Long story. I’ll tell you sometime. But for now, we need to get you warmed up, you’re going into shock.”

I looked over at Jake, who was chowing down on his bottom lip. He ran his hand through his hair, and then did the same thing with the other one. “I’m okay,” I squeaked. “Just had an accident.”

“Yeah,” he said, “accident my big, gray, wolfy ass. Was this Dane?”

I felt my voice fading again, along with my brainwaves. “Yeah,” I managed to say. “He... he bit me, took me to see your mother, she’s very nice by the way. Then he bit me again, and uh... yeah, all kind of a blur after that. He’s been giving me some kind of pills, but not the good kind.”

Thankfully, George calmed him down before Jake could get
too
worked up. “Give me a few minutes to get her hyperventilating under control. The bite won’t need stitches because... well, that’s why wolf mouths are designed like that. He—er—whoever it was missed the artery, but she’s gonna need some fluids, and some blankets. You got anything?”

Jake looked at her with genuine confusion for a second until George huffed.

“Right, of course, God forbid I ask the CEO of a billion dollar company if he knows where the towel closet is. You know we have a gym downstairs, right?” She arched an eyebrow at one very confused werewolf. “Just turn on the speaker phone. Dial 2-2-4. Oh, good,” she sneered and looked over at me, “he knows what numbers are what. Sometimes you never know with the big, muscled-up hot guys, huh?”

I managed a noncommittal laugh, but only because I couldn’t cough out anything more. “That was funny,” I said, feeling a little sheepish about my lack of enthusiasm. “Laughing just hurts. That wasn’t a fake laugh.”

She laughed for me. George, the woman who until then I’d only spoken to once, had honest, sparkly brown eyes. Light brown, the color of the non-black part of pecan shells. There were creases in the corners of them, and in the corners of her mouth that told me she wasn’t a stranger to smiling. Coils of hair that matched her eyes framed her face.

“I know,” she said. “But you also have about thirty holes in your neck, so I’m willing to cut you a little slack on the enthusiasm of your laugh.” I must have shot her quite a look, because she immediately went back to comforting me. “Oh, maybe I shouldn’t have said that. They won’t hurt – werewolf saliva is sort of an anesthetic in some cases, and enhances sensation in... others. I can tell you know what those other cases are from the way you’re blushing.”

I shrugged, which hurt.

“Stop shrugging,” she said.

“Howdle doodle!” A cheerful voice which I recognized as belonging to the front door guard piped over the speaker phone. “You need something, Mr. Somerset?”

“Yes,” George said, before he could answer.

I really like this girl
, I thought.
Anybody that can manhandle a wolf as big and bad as Jake must be a badass one way or another
.

She wiped at a trickle of blood. “Can you tell our CEO how to get to the locker room? He needs some towels.”

“Towels?” Frank asked. “I can just send the cleaning staff up to—”

“No!” all three of us shouted in concert. I looked around to one smiling face, and then to Jake, who looked like he was either going to laugh, throw up, or murder someone. “No,” Jake took over. “I... need to stretch my legs anyway.”

Why are they covering me up? I mean, that I probably look like a town drunk who threw up all over the place is a good reason I guess, but...

“Oh! Sure thing, well, just take your penthouse elevator down to floor thirteen, then you’ll have to use the
ruffians
elevator to get to the basement.” The way he said ruffians told me it must have been some kind of inside joke. Well, that and George turning red from trying not to laugh and Jake looking even more like he was going to throw up. “Once you’re down there, just follow the signs. Left, left, then right. Lockers are right there. Oh, and Mr. Somerset?”

“Yes, Frank?” Jake asked with a measured pull to his voice.

“Be sure to go into the men’s room. It can be confusing, but the signs on the doors will tell you what you need to know. Anything else?”

Jake just pressed the button to end the call. “How do they get so prickly?”

“I told you to stop calling them ruffians. Anyway, Frank was just having fun. So you know where you’re going? Get gone. She needs them quick, but not quick enough that I’m willing to risk someone finding your junked-up fiancé on the floor of your office and jumping to conclusions.”

“Huh,” Jake said. “Good thinking.”

I figured it was my turn. “I didn’t want anyone to see me looking like hell.”

George tilted her head in a gesture of affirmation, Jake laughed. “Good reasons, all of them,” George said. “Now you go. And you,” she said turning to me, as Jake hit the door and started running down the hall, apparently oblivious to the fact that he was shirtless, “breathe into this.”

She handed me a paper bag that smelled like pickle relish, mustard, mayonnaise, olive loaf and horseradish.

“Ugh,” I frowned, taking the bag. “What the hell
was
this?”

She shook her head. “Your boyfriend’s lunch. You know how if someone smokes for a long time, their tastebuds get all wonky?”

“Sure,” I said, wanting to shrug but not wanting the pain.

“Werewolves are the same way. Not that they smoke all the time, I mean they have really weak tastebuds. For food, anyway. For
other
things, well... ah, there’s that blushing again. Yeah, you know what I mean. Anyway, they eat some straight-up funky stuff. But I have to be honest with you, one day when he was too hung over to eat, I stole a sandwich just like that one, except it also had garlic on it.”

I winced, imagining the sharp, rounded taste of raw garlic and horseradish and
olive loaf
together. “Olive loaf,” I groaned. “Just... why?” I was gasping. My breath coming in hot, shallow, panicked bursts.

“That I cannot possibly fathom,” she said with a smile. “But when you put all that shit together on a sandwich? I can’t possibly explain why it isn’t as vomit-inducing as ipecac, but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t taste better than you could imagine.”

She gave me another moment of reprieve. “Right,” she said, poking me with an outstretched finger. “Start breathing. You’re going to hyperventilate if you keep on like that. Good,” she said when I stuck my face in the bag and tried to imagine anything except what I was smelling. “In... out... in... out.”

*

A
few minutes of measured breathing had me feeling more like myself when I heard footsteps coming toward the door.

“Will this work?”

Jake strode into the room and into my field of vision just in time for me to catch a glimpse of his sweaty and shirtless torso. He must’ve been in quite a hurry.

“You got back here quick,” George said. Then, she started snickering as she nestled the blankets around me. “Checking yourself out in the mirrors down there?”

Jake shook his head, obviously not understanding. “You told me to hurry, so I hurried. She needs the warmth. Also, I told the guy at the front desk whose name I forgot not because I’m an asshole but because of the current stressful situation, to turn the heater up. And also I got this.”

A space heater hummed to life. The coils already going red, this thing must have been some kind of industrial strength wonder, because not thirty seconds after he plugged it in and hit the power button, I already felt some warmth returning to my toes and fingertips. It all tingled, like I’d just gotten up out of an uncomfortable chair after
way
too much time parked on my ass. Every nerve apparently wanted to make sure I knew it was there. The pinprick feeling crept up the bottom of my feet, along the sides of my calves and then to my thighs.

As blood flowed back into me, and my brain started to de-fuzz, I realized what George was
still
laughing at. Jake was fiddling around, adjusting the blankets, turning the heater up and then down, opening the blinds then closing them. “Did anybody say anything to you?” I asked, sitting up for the first time without a head rush.

“Me?” Jake asked. “No, I don’t think so. Why?”

He was still breathing a little heavy, his muscled chest rising and falling as air filled and escaped his lungs. Balled up fists went into his hips, like he did when he was getting impatient or not quite sure what was going on around him.

“Well,” George said, looking down at me and smiling. “You’re missing something.”

“Missing... Oh!” Jake looked for all the world like he’d just realized the secret to the universe. "Right!” he said. “Sorry, can’t believe I went all that way and forgot. Be right back!”

And he was off again. Still shirtless – and neither of us had the first clue what he had forgotten – except his shirt. We didn’t have to wait long though. A few seconds later, he strolled back through the massive oak door of his office pushing a cart.

“Here we are,” he announced, his voice swelling with pride. “Lunch is served!”

I couldn’t help it. I went from pinpricks and needles making every inch of my body uncomfortable to laughing harder than I ever have, maybe in my life. I knew at least it was harder than I’d laughed since I last watched
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
about two weeks before.