Wardbreaker: An Urban Fantasy Novel (The Lillim Callina Chronicles) (18 page)

Pandemonium tried to wrap his giant arms around me, but I dropped beneath them and slid between his tree-trunk-like legs. I came up behind him as the creature tried to whirl around, but he was too bulky to do it quickly, even with his supernatural speed.

“You know, I always wanted a bear skin rug,” I said, ripping my swords from their sheaths and driving the blades into the backs of the werebear’s knees with authority. The creature howled in agony as I tore them sideways in a spray of blood and cartilage. Pandemonium toppled beneath his own immense weight and hit the floor with a crash.

I knew I didn’t have long before he healed the damage and got back up, so I leapt upon the evil panda’s back and hacked at his spine, trying my best to separate his vertebrae. It wouldn’t paralyze the monster, but it’d sure take a while to get all those nerves back in order, or so I hoped.

Pandemonium screamed in pain as I leapt off his ruined back and sprinted toward the door to Luc’s room. I wasn’t sure how much time I had left, but I was sure it wouldn’t be a lot if the werepanda was working with the vampires. For all I knew, he’d already alerted Ariel to my presence, and her people had already evacuated him through the window or something. There was a thud as I grabbed the knob. I turned in horror to see the werepanda pick itself back up and pop his neck. All the damage I’d just done to him was gone. Just gone. It wasn’t fair.

“That tickled, little girl,” he said and licked his lips with his overly large tongue before rushing straight at me. So much for needing his spine to, you know, do whatever a spine did. Pandemonium was upon me a second later, batting me across the hallway. My teeth snapped together with so much force, I was pretty sure I’d have to see a dentist to repair the damage. I cartwheeled across the floor before crashing into the elevator all the way down the hallway.

The werebear came barreling toward me as I got slowly to my feet. There was a ding, and the elevator doors opened behind me. One quick glance was enough to reveal a woman in crisp pink scrubs. She took one look at the creature and started screaming. I reached in, hit the door closed button, and sprinted toward the Pandemonium, hoping I could reach him before he slammed through the still closing doors and killed the lady inside by accident.

“I’ll see you in hell!” I said, sheathing my katana and pulling Luc’s shotgun from beneath my coat in one smooth motion. I hadn’t been sure how his trench coat seemed to be able to hide so much gear, but I wasn’t about to argue, though I was going to make a point of asking him about it later.

I blasted Pandemonium full in the face from half a foot away, obliterating his snout in a hail of silver buckshot. I cocked the shotgun again as fast as I could, unleashing another five shots into the creature from point blank range. Silver fire erupted from the werebear’s wounds as he staggered backward, roaring in pain.

“You should have stayed on the reservation,” I growled, smashing the superheated barrel of the empty weapon into his groin as hard as I could. I probably shouldn’t have bothered since the werebear was wobbling backward with half of his flesh gone and the other half consumed by silver flames, but it felt right so I did it. Besides, he’d just healed having his spine hacked to pieces. I wasn’t taking any chances.

The creature crashed to the ground with enough force to shake the building. I let out a little whoop of victory, you know, before the door to Luc’s room opened and vampires started shooting at me with machineguns. Which was pretty lame of them, let me tell you.

Here’s the thing about bullets. They’re fast. As much as I’d have liked to fling a magic shield in front of myself, it was hard to do with bullets already flying down the hallway toward me. I tried to throw my body out of the way, instinctively covering my head with my hands and bracing myself for the impact.

Agony ripped through my body as bullets slammed into me… and bounced off. I lay there, pain radiating through me from each shot as I crawled the rest of the way into the alcove on my hands and knees. Bullets continued to chew up the wall for a moment before stopping. My ears rang in the sudden silence of it.

I wouldn’t have long before they were down the hallway and blasting me with even more lead. Still, why was I alive? I’d been hit more than enough times to have been turned into Swiss cheese. I looked down at my borrowed trench coat and gasped. It was flaring with light from a billion wards etched into the blue leather. I don’t know how I hadn’t noticed it before, but evidently Luc’s trench coat was somehow spelled to overcome bullets. It still hurt, but not nearly as much as it would have if I’d been shot. Well, that was cool.

“Well, that changes things,” I said, dropping the empty shotgun to the floor. I stood and gripped the twin blades of Shirajirashii. It was time to take this fight to the vampires, and while the trench coat was nice, it wouldn’t exactly keep a bullet from splitting my head like a cassava melon. If I was going to face vampires with machineguns I wanted to be one hundred percent bullet proof.

“Kongounonikutai,” I murmured, unleashing the power of my swords. Like before, my body became sheathed in alabaster. I was still a little worried about my magic short circuiting things, but at the same time, of all my spells, this one was pretty compact, if powerful. The magic was only a few millimeters from my skin. I’d just have to make sure I didn’t bear hug some sensitive equipment.

The vampires came around the corner and fired as soon as they saw me. Bullets pinged off my chest of my trench coat like I was Superman. Evidently, it wasn’t what the creatures expected because fear flashed across their features as I crossed the distance between us and calmly removed the head from the one in front. His body collapsed in a spray of blood as I surged into their group, slashing outward like a deadly ballerina as I spun through them.

Crimson splattered across the walls as I dropped the last vampire and stepped back into the hallway. I sheathed my katana because it was too long to be super effective in the close confines of the room and scooped up one of the vampire’s machineguns. I wasn’t sure what kind it was, but I’d been trained with various weapons so I was pretty certain I could point it at a target and fire.

I sprinted toward Luc’s room, keeping my guard up, but not seeing anyone at the same time, which was a little weird because Pandemonium had been laid out on the floor before. Where was he?

A howl tore through the air as the werebear assassin leapt from the open doorway in front of Luc’s room and slammed into me with bone crushing force. My head smacked against the far wall as my wakazashi slipped from my hand and clattered to the floor.

Pandemonium batted my head like it was a softball, his claws scratching against the magic of my shield. I tumbled across the linoleum before skidding to a stop. Ichor and blood dripped from his flesh as he ran at me, jaws bared. My heart hammered in my chest as I unloaded the machinegun in his direction. It didn’t even slow him. He just kept coming as bullets tore into his flesh. It’d be hard for him to heal the damage around the metal embedded inside him. His flesh would have to push out the bits of metal first. That was something, right?

He leapt the last several feet, intent on bringing his two-ton frame down on my small body. I may have been encased with a magical shield, but I still didn’t want to get pinned if I could help it. Besides, assuming I wasn’t driven through the floor, it would hurt like hell, shield or not.

I rolled to the side as he crashed into the spot where I’d been. The linoleum cracked, and his left foot plunged through the floor. I got to my feet, pulled my katana from my sheath, and set myself into a two-handed fighting stance. The creature roared, tearing himself free of the punctured cement, evidently not caring about the flesh he left behind. Blood ran down his black and white panda fur, but as he turned to face me, the last of the bullet holes puckered and healed over. Great.

“Look, if you leave right now, I won’t kill you,” I said in my best tough girl voice. I was actually impressed because I even kept the tremor out of it.

The giant werepanda regarded me for a moment, head cocked to the side before booming laughter rippled out of its throat. It was loud enough to hurt my ears.

“You’ll spare me?” Pandemonium asked incredulously. “You have sliced me open, shot me with silver, riddled me with bullets. None of that has mattered, and you still think you can kill me?”

“Well, I was barely trying before.” I grinned, tightening my grip on my katana and reaching out toward the blade with my mind, begging it to lend me its power. “You haven’t even seen me use my serious face. It’s a real bear.”

“You think you’re funny?” The werebear snorted. “How about this deal? I eat your heart and mail the rest of you back to your mother in a box.” His lips curled into a strange grin. “I’ll leave your face alone so your parents can enjoy an open casket funeral.” Instead of waiting for a reply, the massive creature came at me, crossing the distance between us in a heartbeat.

I shut my eyes and concentrated on letting Isis do her thing. Air rushed by me as I felt the goddess’s hands on mine, guiding my strike. My katana leapt through the air like it had a mind of its own, blue energy cascading off the blade as I stepped beneath Pandemonium’s first strike, allowing his momentum to carry him into the weapon’s deadly edge. My magic infused muscles screamed as I shifted my hips and swung upward. Blood sprayed across the walls. He moved a few steps past me before collapsing to the ground, a sapphire slash of light burning across his body from crotch to shoulder.

A breath exploded from my throat as it happened. My arms fell to my sides as my magic fled me, and my skin turned back to its normal color. The light on Isis’s edge faded, and the werebear’s eyes grew opaque and glassy. I hadn’t actually dealt him a deathblow, hell, I hadn’t even cut him. I’d just called upon Isis’s power to play a trick on the gargantuan monster. You know, to make him think he’d gotten sliced in half.

Pandemonium laid there, trying to pull himself back together, even though if he thought about it for a second, he’d probably realize all the damage was an illusion. Still, Isis was the goddess of magic, when she cast a spell, it tended to stay cast, at least for a while. That was good because trying to take on a two-ton monster inside a hospital had not been going well at all. It made me wish I had some gasoline and a box of matches to finish the job while I had the chance. Then again, setting a hospital on fire was probably a bad idea. I barely wanted to use my magic in here, so using a fire spell was out too.

“You should have taken my deal,” I said, whipping my katana outward to fling the blood from the blade before collecting my wakazashi. “Now you’re just a sad panda.”

The werebear didn’t even respond as I spoke but that may have been due to the shock of thinking he’d been cut in half. Instead of chopping off his head like I should have, I spun on my heel and left as quickly as I could. Part of me wondered if I should risk it. No… if my next attack didn’t kill him outright, he’d probably realize he wasn’t as hurt as he thought he was.

It was too risky. I’d just have to hope the creature escaped before he realized what happened. With any luck, I’d be long gone by the time he figured it out. Besides, he had to have burned a lot of calories during the fight. He’d have to eat something soon anyway or risk his body metabolizing itself. If I got out of here quickly enough, he’d definitely stop to raid a McDonalds before coming back, no matter how angry he was about being made the fool.

As I stood before the door to Luc’s room, I smirked. I’d been standing in this very spot only a few minutes ago, but it felt like it’d been a lifetime ago. Hopefully, Luc was still inside. I thought about asking my ghost to see what was on the other side, but I didn’t want to spend a ton of time here, what with a monster I’d tricked into thinking he was dying lying on the floor a few yards away. I was cheeky, but not that cheeky.

I kicked the door as hard as my magic-fueled strength would let me. The thin particleboard shattered under my assault, ripping off the hinges before buckling. It crashed against the far wall, knocking over the vampire who had been standing behind it with a machinegun.

His weapon clattered across the floor as I drove Set through his chest, pinning him to the ground like a butterfly. My first inclination had been to kill him, but since Luc wasn’t in the room I wanted to ask him a few questions first.

Yeah, that’s right, not only was Luc not in the room, there wasn’t anything in here at all. It was just bare walls. I gritted my teeth as I realized I’d been set up by Pandemonium. He’d been the one to tell me where Luc was, and I’d been too stupid to realize it was a trick.

“You’re going to tell me where Jean Luc is right now, Mr. Vampire, or I’m going to start cutting off body parts. Unlike the shifter out there,” I jerked my thumb out the door, “I’m not sure how well you heal, so I’ll make sure I cauterize the wounds when I’m done so you won’t be able to repair the damage. How’s that sound?” I asked, smiling sweetly at him as his face contorted in pain. “I’m going to ask you exactly one time. Where is Luc?”

He didn’t respond. Instead, he tried to tear my wakazashi out of his chest by the blade, cutting his hands open in the process and spilling his blood along its edge. I snapped my fingers and sent a small surge of will toward the weapon. Set lit up with a crimson glow as the sigils flared like tiny stars. The vampire screamed in pain and dropped his smoking hands to his sides.

“Okay,” I shrugged. “I guess you’ll be spending the next, oh, forever with no legs or arms.” I lifted my katana and aimed at his left arm, touching the crook of his elbow with the edge before raising it above my head. “I’ll be honest, I have bad aim so this might take a couple tries. That’s okay, right?”

“No!” He squealed just before I was going to swing. “I’ll tell you, Dioscuri.”

“Excellent.” I grinned at him and knelt by his side. “I knew we’d see things eye to eye.”

“When Pandemonium gave us the signal, I told my men to move Luc out of here. They’re probably still loading him into the helicopter on the roof. If you hurry, you might be able to catch him.” I stared at him for a moment, trying to decide whether or not I believed him. I really didn’t have much of a choice, which really pissed me off.