Read Undead and Unwelcome Online
Authors: MaryJanice Davidson
right.”
With her warning still ringing in my ears, we trooped back to the kitchen after Jeannie
opened one of the dryers, groped around inside, then turned the dryer back on. “A quilt,”
she explained, and I nodded just like this was an ordinary week, day, conversation,
whatever. We got back just in time to hear Lara laughing and Jessica’s “Ooof ! All right,
all right, you crummy kid, you win the bet.” Jessica, obviously the loser in a game of arm
wrestling, looked relieved to see me as she rubbed her shoulder. “Ah, the Mysterioso
Twins are back. What’s up?” “Just giving her directions to the playground,” Jeannie
calmly lied. “Lara, you can go, but you mind Betsy like it was me talking—you
understand?” “Yes, Mom.” Lara slid off the stool and faced me. “Hi again,” the next Pack
leader said. “Nice pigtails,” I replied.
That was how I found myself taking Lara—Michael and Jeannie’s eldest—to the nearby
playground for good, clean, wholesome werewolf fun. She was a cutie, no question. She
had her father’s eyes, that odd yellow-gold I’d seen on television nature shows—eyes the
color of an owl’s, or a hawk’s. Slender and straight, with her curly dark hair pulled into
pigtails. Jeans and a Hannah Montana T-shirt. Maybe . . . six? “—then Daddy said you
were going to bring Antonia back but now you have to talk to the Council and nobody
knows what will happen after that but Derik’s really upset because he loves—loved—
Antonia and—” “Where the hell is the playground?” I muttered. Lara, as far as I could tell,
hadn’t taken a breath in the last eight minutes. We’d taken a path that led off the grounds
and onto a small, brick-lined sidewalk beside a bike trail. Lara had explained that it was
“really close.” Sure it was. “—had to go before the Council since Grandpa took over the
Pack so nobody knows what’s going to—” “There
is
no park,” I muttered. “That’s my
theory. I’m trapped on a never-ending sidewalk beside a never-ending bike path.” “—walk
around outside?” “What?” “I said, how come you can come outside? It’s daytime.” “I just
can.” “But how come?” It sounded too dumb to say it out loud, but I did it anyway.
“Because I’m the queen. Sunlight can’t hurt me. Only a knockoff shoe sale can hurt me.”
“Because I thought you’d have to sleep in a coffin but my friend said you guys have one of
the guest suites and there’s no coffins in there and—” I stopped. Lara halted beside me.
We’d rounded a tree-lined corner and suddenly the park was spread out before us. There
was a large sign at the entrance that read, MICHAEL WYNDHAM SR. MEMORIAL
PARK. “Don’t tell me,” I said. “Let me guess.” “You don’t have to guess,” Lara said,
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) giving me a look I knew well. It was the what-kind-of-moron-are-you look. “The sign’s
right there.” “So your dad made this?” “No. Daddy’s the third.” “He’s what?” “Michael
Wyndham the Third. My great-grandpa was—” “You know what? I’ve kind of lost
interest by now.” Legacies. I should have remembered where I was. This was New
England, not Minnesota. “Run along.” So she did, heading straight for the monkey bars.
There weren’t many cars in the small parking lot to the left—maybe half a dozen—and
about that many kids playing. A couple of moms were sitting on benches on the far side of
the park, chatting and keeping half an eye on the children. Which left me time to think
about just what the hell we were in for. For example, just what the hell was the Council?
Was it as bad as it sounded? Because it
sounded
a bit like a trial without a jury. Or a fair-
minded judge. And what was I supposed to tell them? I hadn’t made Antonia take slugs
for me, or even asked her. We walked in, the bad guy shot, and Antonia died. The end. I
prowled around the teeter-totters and tried to think of a plan. But I had no gift for
strategy—I left that shit strictly to Sinclair and Tina—and felt more out of my depth than
usual. What were we doing here, anyway? Let’s say the Council decided the vampires had
screwed up. What then? They couldn’t punish us. Could they? Would that mean we’d go
to war? That could be a problem—not only did I not know how many vampires were
walking around on the planet, I had no way to mobilize them. And I didn’t want to. I
found it completely ridiculous that I had to police adults, most of whom were far, far older
than I was. And as far as siccing them on werewolves, for crying out loud? Puh-leeze. I
kicked irritably at an errant tuft of grass, then looked up at the unmistakable sound of a
child bursting into tears. A little girl—three? four?—was sprawled in the gravel, sobbing,
and a bigger boy—nine, ten?—was standing over her. “I said your turn was over,” the brat
said, sounding remarkably unrepentant. I knew a few vampires like that. The thing about
being childless (as I still thought of myself, BabyJon being a relatively late arrival in my
life) is you sort of freeze up when kids are acting badly. On the one hand, you know the
kid’s in the wrong and you want to help. On the other hand, it’s not
your
kid, so perhaps it
was none of your business. The little girl was still crying. The bigger boy was now on her
recently vacated swing. I glanced over at the moms sitting on the bench and saw one stop
in mid-gossip and say in that fake “I’m trying to sound stern but I’m really proud of my
big boy!” tone that I absolutely hated, “Jaaaaason! You know you’re supposed to wait
your turn, honey.” “I’m telling!” the tiny girl in the gravel sobbed. “I’m
telling
! Mom!
Mommy, Jason pushed me off the—” “You be nice to your little sister, Jason Dunheim?”
the mom asked. Asked. Not told. Oh, God save me from overindulgent nitwits who insist
on procreating but not parenting. “Jason? Okay?” Why is she
asking
? I hate when parents
ask. What happens if the kid says no? Then what are you supposed to do? Slink away?
Have a tantrum? What? “Mommy!” “Shut up, bawl baby.” “Jason? You know we don’t
use that phrase in our house, Jason? Honey?” Sigh. Well, the little one didn’t appear to be
hurt (I couldn’t smell any blood on her), and if I didn’t exactly approve of a mother who
so clearly favored one child over the other, there wasn’t much I— “Say you’re sorry.” I
turned my head so fast I nearly gave myself whiplash. Not only was Lara in it (groan), she
was hoisting Jason by bunching his T-shirt in her fist.
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) Lara lifted his big butt right off the swing, and was holding him a foot over her head with
one arm. I’d never even heard her move, and the monkey bars were all the way across the
playground from the swings. “Let go of me!” Jason’s legs swung and kicked. Lara gave
him a brisk shake. It looked about as difficult for her as salting pasta would be for me.
“Say you’re sorry.” “Hey!” Miracle of miracles, The Thing That Spawned Jason was on
her feet and running for the swings. “Leave my son alone! Put him down right now!” I
started to run, too. But my motives were in no way altruistic . . . I sure wasn’t at all
interested in saving Jason’s spoiled little white-bread butt. No, all I could think as I raced
toward them was,
First I get Antonia killed, and now I’m going to get Lara beat up . . .
Oh, the werewolves are gonna throw us a party, they’ll be so pleased. Nice, Betsy. And
it’s not even five o’clock.
I made myself slow down. A lot. Because about the only way
this could get worse was if I outed myself as a vampire. Humans could not run at forty
miles an hour.
Slow down. A lot. Get Lara away from there before she—
“She’s littler than
you.” Another shake. “And not as strong.” Another shake—sort of like when a terrier kills
a rat. Jason had both his hands locked around her wrist and, from his strained, reddening
complexion, was trying as hard as he could to pry her hand off him. “You’re supposed to
watch out for her,” Lara the Terrifying was saying. “She’s your ’sponsibility and you hurt
her on purpose! You don’t ever do that!” “Put me
down
!” “ ’kay.” I didn’t even have time
to groan and cover my eyes; Lara pulled Jason toward her, sidestepped, and threw him
about six feet. He skidded nose-first into the gravel, sat up, and started howling. His nose
was bleeding and the rich, heady scent went straight to my head. Well, this was just swell.
On top of everything else, I’d popped my fangs. Way to stay off the radar, Vampire
Queen. I reached Lara, veering around the mother who had instantly rushed to her son’s
side when things stopped going his way. “Argh, Lara, thith ith awful! Why’d you do that?
You can’t be throwing bullieth around like that. Are you
trying
to get me eaten alive?
Your father—” Lara was ignoring me. I had, in fact, stopped existing for her at all. She
had gone to the girl, helped her out of the dirt, and brushed her off. “Are you okay? We
have Band-Aids at my house. Do you need one?” “Nuh-uh.” The girl rubbed her cheeks
with grubby fists, mixing dirt with tears. “How’d you do that? That was really cool. I want
to do that. Can you throw him again?” “I better not,” Lara muttered, giving me a wary
look. Not like she was scared of me; more like she was calculating how much of a threat I
was to her at that moment. I had a flashback to what her mother—her human mother—
had told me earlier.
A werewolf cub is not a human child.
And what else had she said?
She’d looked so strange when she said it. That look on her face—a mixture of pride and
sorrow. It wasn’t an expression I’d ever seen before.
They’re faster. Stronger . . . crueler.
Jeannie had known her shit; Lara was no more human than I was. She hadn’t responded to
Jason like a little girl who wanted to play on the monkey bars; she’d responded like an
alpha who saw weakness and pain and instantly acted to put an end to it. She’d seen
someone who needed protecting and she hadn’t hesitated—never mind the consequences
to her, or me. Which was a lot more than I had done. Great. Shown up by someone who
didn’t weigh more than a bag of dog chow. Who was already more of a leader than I
could ever be. “—because we could go up to my house and—” “You!” Oh, terrific. The
Thing That Birthed Bullies had marched over to us, dragging her bawling son behind her.
“You think I didn’t see what you did? I saw what you did, and you’re going to—” Okay,
that was just about enough. I locked gazes with her and said, “Go thit down.” The
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) anger—all animation, in fact—left her face and she turned and walked like a robot over to
the bench. Good old vampire mojo; there were times when I was more than pleased to use
it. “What’s wrong with your voice?” Lara asked. “You jutht never mind my voith. Letth
get out of here.” “Hey, your teeth are all pointy! I don’t think you should bite him,
though.” She looked at Jason, who was so bewildered by the events of the last twenty
seconds he had stopped crying. Then she smiled at him, the flat, fake smile of a store
mannequin. “He wouldn’t taste good at all.” Jason was now backing away from her,
wiping the blood from his nose with a swipe of his sleeve. I couldn’t say I blamed him.
And the farther away he got, the less crazy the smell of his O-positive goodness made me.
“Your mom underplayed it, if anything,” I muttered. “What?” “Never mind. Let’s get out
of here.” “Okay. I’ve got what I wanted, anyway.” We started heading out of the
playground, back toward Lara’s house. “What, you wanted to throw a bully fifteen feet?”
“It wasn’t even close to fifteen feet. Boy, you really like to exaggerate, don’t you?” “It’s
one of my weaknesses,” I admitted. “Besides, I just wanted to get another look at you.” I
stopped so suddenly she took a couple more steps before she realized she was walking
alone. “You wanted to
what
?” “To get another look at you. If you and my daddy become
enemies, you’ll be my enemy. I might have to kill you someday, to protect the Pack. Why
wouldn’t I come see you?” “But you and I met already.” “Yes,” Lara explained patiently,
“but now you’re in my lands. I’m not in yours.” I stared, struck speechless—which is not a
normal thing for me, better believe it. “So, if I’ve got this right, you didn’t want me to
take you to play. You wanted to—to—”
A werewolf cub is not a human child.
“—to size
me up?” “Uh-huh.” She brightened as the mansion came into sight. “D’you want some ice
cream? I’d love a dish of chocolate.” Okay. Now I was getting a genuine case of the
creeps. Because I could see that, for her, the situation was over, done, resolved. She could
move on to other things now, and would. In other words, she was behaving exactly like
she was taught and bred to behave: to worry only about the Now. Tomorrow was a
thousand years away. Yesterday was even further away. I sighed and surrendered. “Yeah.
Let’s go get some ice cream.” “Hey! You’re not talking funny anymore.” “Let’s thank
God for small favors, okay? Also, if you could not mention this little fracas to your folks,